What's her secret?
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What's her secret?
>>61023744
shes a cute waif.
>>61023744
souls of hopless flawed humans looking for meaning to this pitful existence desu
>>61023744
she's fuck ugly.
>>61023744
autism
>>61023850
its just that fringe. she looks much cuter now with longer hair.
>>61023850
ses qt only faeries can sense her true auroa senpai
>>61023744
is it true that she has adhd and takes ritalin or is that just a rumor?
>>61023744
Hundreds of make-up artists, fashion designers, photographers and PR specialists working their asses off to make her appear less wretched than she is.
>>61023744
She's very very very ugly. And she probably stinks too.
mayo
>>61023874
no. she looks like a fucking neanderthal. eyebrows of a grizzly bear, gigantic ears, and it looks like her parents tried to suppress the growth of her nose as a child by placing a bowling ball on her face every evening when she slept. 0/10 would rather fuck a battle droid.
>>61023902
i would lick stinky grimes clean.
>>61023960
oh come on. as if you wouldnt if she was asking you nicely for it. with her cute lithp
>>61023886
She takes ritalin but I don't know if it's because of ADHD.
>>61023744
Girls don't come uglier than this
>>61024028
is that a challenge?
>>61023744
it's probably her looks, and by that i mean the whole slightly ugly but maybe cute thing she has going.
>>61024050
i mean if that thing and grimes hang out, grimes wouldn't be out of place in my eyes
>>61024050
That's clearly shooped. Her face is completely out of proportion to the rest of her body. The neck gives it away
>>61023744
all we can say for sure is it's not her ability to assemble good music, am i right?
>>61023744
I like her music and if authenticity means anything to anyone on this board I would expect people to respect her art.
>>61024185
sick autism and shit taste man that's great
>>61024085
It's not.
She's somewhat infamous.
>>61024088
i quite like her music.
>>61024246
you're not allowed to
>>61024199
Tbh she looks like Elliot Smith.
>>61024083
>i mean if that thing and grimes hang out, grimes wouldn't be out of place in my eyes
no way! clair is much more attractive than that shaved ape.
>>61024050
That looks like the blonde fuccboi in rhe film adaptation of Hair.
>>61024083
rude
>>61024197
>arrogance
The post
>>61024246
Seconded
Dude, the girl from Hey Arnold LMAO
>>61024294
>I am unwilling to accept I have objectively shit taste
the post
>>61024316
underrated post
On her best pics, she looks 6/10
On her worst 4/10
Lavren, Annie & Sky at least have model-tier looks. What is up with people worshipping Grimeth?
>>61024050
got a link to that thread?
>>61024385
She had some ugly pics back in 2011 but since her scene started allowing normal haircuts and make-up she became really pretty, she actively made herself ugly before.
>>61024199
Fuck.
>>61024432
This
>>61024254
why not. i like her voice.
>>61024289
can i save this rare grimes?
>>61024385
>What is up with people worshipping Grimeth?
ywn bathe stinky grimes after a sweaty live show worshiping each of her body part as you go
>>61023744
Lot's of mayonaisse and potatoes
>>61023744
She bathes in the blood of infants.
>>61024624
what is the mayo meme?
>>61024645
sexy desu
>>61024289
nice filename
>>61024655
It's her thing.
>>61024666
shoo shoo satan
>>61024722
doesn't surprise me one bit that she likes the mayonegg
She has a cock
>>61024755
>>61024722
>>61024655
It's a shit brand though, dubschain.
>>61024748
>you will never summon the devil by dancing naked with grimes covered in infants blood during a satanic ritual.
why live?
>>61024199
I don't think the turtleneck strategy is working for her.
>>61024722
what hs she stated that shes a big fan of mayo or something in an interview?
>>61024050
is that grimes without any makeup and lighting?
>>61024385
watch her videos not her pic. shes only ok looking in motion
>>61024790
Why don't you claim to be a conceptual artist and pitch this to her?
Crazy how she can go from looking really hot to ugly as fuck. And its never a consistent change
>>61024776
delete this.
She's in the KKK
>>61024869
delete your life
>>61024843
no. im too shy and shes a godess.
>>61024776
would suck clairs cock
>>61024869
Mate, I'd "fuck" her, but if a ady has a secret, that's my guess.
>>61024907
It's OK mate, we're all autists here. :(
>tfw you will never be her socks
>>61024002
you would fuck any girl if she "was asking you nicely for it". so that point is irrelevant because she is fucking weird ugly looking. i'm sure she has some kind of mental issue.
>>61024933
>>61024907
Oh well good for you you fucking faggot we were here just having some fun posting some dank memes about a woman we dont know but still judge puking to get off farting smelling bad and exchanging aids prevention tips memeing and other latenightshitpostingpostpostavantmemes but no you just had to come along and ruin it with your creepy bjork stalker comments about her being your perfect waifu that you want to be with you pervert more sick than anyone here through your piousness and holy faggotry you social life suicide bomber with your gut hanging out while you jerk off thinking about how youre going to blow her face off with acid to make an impact on her life i bet you think you two can communicate together and have some kind of special spiritual connection you think you two are perfect for each other dont you and while her bf is fucking your special little perfect and pure grimes on the regular while he moans about jrpgs while she moans about anime i know you started to play japanese computer games just to be more like what you think you should be for her despite you thinking you two were perfect together you delusional ill dark room desk chair romantic you just have to come get your fat autistic force flattened ass into the conversation and fuck everything up with your bullshit were just taking the piss just like your dad shouldve taken a piss in your moms mouth instead of cumming inside her rancid cunt to make you you loser that is at least if youre mom mobina dick ever did get some poor guy to pity fetish fuck her it seems more likely your dad was a fat pervert like you that jerked off on the sidewalk and your mum saw his cum and she just rubbed hsr cunt all over the ground and out of that unholy mess of things that should not be came you the creature that just does not work with existence yet is not awful in a remarkable way so you cant go to a freakshow and instead waste all of our time you fucking waifufag turbochunk you saucy singer slut
>>61024199
>>61024979
>>61024979
just vocaroo it faggot. you expect us to read or some shit?
>>61024979
>bjork
shouldnt have that been changed to "grimes"?
straight white males mix and master her stuff.
>>61023744
being a qt and sucking titties
>>61024933
>ady has a secret, that's my guess
she does have huge hands
>>61025058
It refers to the Bjork Stalker.
>>61025069
if only this image was the other way around
>>61025065
This
If it were homosexuals or black people or - God Christ forbid - women, she would'nt be famous.
she's the ghost of biggie smalls
>>61023744
She's an industry plant.
>>61024963
>i'm sure she has some kind of mental issue
her "quirkiness " is half the appeal desu
>>61023744
Nymph tears
>>61024984
ive never seen a human who looks more like a rat.
>>61025065
triggered.
>>61025069
instaboner every time.
>>61025154
if only *deep sigh*
>>61024984
is this fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>61025359
You should know
>>61024261
10/10
I am not sure how can you guys call her ugly when like 97% of the real women on the streets look much uglier.
>>61025369
yeah your mom explained it to me.
>>61025409
As long as you aren't fucking her mate - you could do so much better.
Grimes is a schizophrenic recluse who genuinely believes the movie Rushmore was based on her life.
>>61025512
i have schizophrenia too. we were made for each other!
>>61025587
shes been looking so clean lately.
>>61025512
There's nothing objectively wrong with any of those things
10/10
>>61025693
what is 10/10 desu
>>61025693
>>61025784
what a fucking hack. shaking the mic for my vibrato. I legit want to kill her
>>61025814
she's playing the keyboard at the same time
>>61025814
She is using the Doppler effect, kinda genius if you ask me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppler_effect
>>61025814
please be nice to grimeth
Not shaving ever.
>>61025889
no even her mustache.
>>61025814
tremolo not vibrato. i bet it sounds annoying.
>>61025963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8anz6QGZsY
cant hear the difference. maybe you can hear if you see it live
>>61026146
oh it sounds fine here. probably because the vocals are quiet and the delay and reverb smooth it out.
>>61025963
vibrato = changing pitch
tremolo = changing volume
i think by moving the mic she does both
i want her to grind my face
shes only into male feminists correct?
>>61026352
i wonder if she is really a lesbian but doesnt want to come out to her family and so has a sham bf
Her true love:
>>61023744
Her artwork is really bad and she clearly hasnt grasped basic fundamentals. Her music is well produced however, which makes me think someone else probably does most of the work for her.
>>61026806
>basic fundamentals
??
She reminds me of Dobby from Peep Show in that she's very clearly not attractive, yet still is, somehow.
I really like her new album, it's infectious af. It's kind of a shame Grimes the meme has far transcended Grimes the songwriter. Constant threads about her yet I don't remember the last time anyone discussed her music
>>61025512
>womeme claiming to have a mental illness
well colour me surprsed lmao
>>61026826
Look up "symbol drawing"
>>61026861
favourite song on aa?
>>61026882
so what she doesn't have the basics of music making down? Idongetit.jpg
>>61025213
did she had to have her head reattached to her body? look at her neck.
>>61027023
he may be meaning her art not music
>>61027041
anorexia
>>61027041
some girls get that when they lose weight kristen wiig has it too.
>>61027114
but clair was never fat.
>>61027244
nigga whats more likely she lost a little weight or her head was reattached.
>>61024289
that filename
>>61024261
Stop bypassing the filters.
>>61024979
shit nigger shit
I think she could've been born with fetal alcohol syndrome to be honest
I honestly dont care if I get the old Grime Grime
>>61027244
you don't have to be fat to lose weight
grimes a shit ugly womeme sjw bitch
Do people actually believe that she produced Art Angels herself? lmao
She saves her pussy grease in a jar
>>61028445
this is actually true i heard this
what did she mean by this?
>>61028554
She likes to give boys after shows the old Grime Grime and is happy that she, being the top and the only one doing the cumming, and her not believing in contraceptive devices of any kind doesn't make boys pregnant, because that would be messy.
>>61024878
And is this supposted to be a bad thing or?
she's right on the border of being ugly
>>61028819
She convincingly crossed it with her cringe fringe cut
>>61027023
He's a fag from /ic/, don't worry about it
>>61028714
>>61029016
hot huh
>>61026806
Okay
Cause I'm almost positive the entire music press (and this board) thinks she's a great artist
Which you're not
And never will be
>>61029638
SICK
BURN
>>61026292
>>61025874
Are you a fucking spastic do you know how fast/far she'd have to move it to have a noticeable effect on pitch
She's cute and "gettable," and that gives her a pass on some pretty mediocre music. That's not exactly a bad thing- a lot of financially successful artists are selling the total package, not just the music.
Let her put on a few pounds, and watch how quickly her popularity drops.
she looks like pepper from AHS
>>61023850
8/8 would m8 with her
>>61031420
nah
first time I heard visions I had no idea what she looked like, but as soon as "genesis" came on I was like "damn this ain't half bad"
>>61031529
damn she's skinny
hot af
why the fuck would she pick that haircut? Its disgusting
>>61031890
that's the point
>>61031739
Do Americans actually consider this skinny? Her body is average and kind of flabby
>>61031890
thats the new thing showing you don't give a fuck is attractive to millenials. its why bears and long hair are back. look at fashion being imperfect and looking like a slob is in and wearing fitted clothes that are clean pressed and without logos are out. same thing with music pop is getting glitchy we like the imperfectness
>>61032378
shut the fuck up
>>61032422
Why are you so angry, friend?
>>61032422
>acting or dressing like you don't give le fuck because it's fashionable
[x] sad
[x] banal
>>61023744
She puts the bowl over her head so it's perfectly level, then uses kitchen scissors across her forehead.
>>61032462
>that is grimes' entire gimmick
How does it feel knowing you'll never lick grimes sweaty feet?
When will the "grimes is ugly meme" finally end?
>>61032701
as soon as you stop calling every single thing that appears on the internet a meme you walnut
>>61032378
>Grimes is French-canadian
>isn't even slightly flabby
>could pass for anorexic
sorry we have healthy women over here who aren't malnourished
Did she get work done?
>>61033055
thats makeup you absolute dolt
>>61033097
no that's grimes retard
>>61032725
Walnuts are the hot new meme fruits in 4chan? Why does no one tell me this
>>61033055
even without that makeup though she still a qt
I guess I kinda just like weird girls, especially when they're confident af and can doll themselves up when they want
>>61033299
>without that makeup
lol men
>>61033317
I know she's still wearing makeup in the first one but it's not nearly as much as the second photo
>>61033055
>>61033097
Her nose is smaller. Either nose job or photoshop job
>>61027336
Pretty based, desu
>>61029016
Is that Avey?
>>61033055
nose is different
probably photshop
>>61026146
ok yeah, I'd fuck her. might listen to her new album now
>>61024984
has god gone to far
>>61025784
i came then cried
>>61023744
She's genuinely ugly.
>>61035888
dubs and this guys mom dies tonight
>>61035911
Thank you Grimes
>>61035911
>>61035911
kek
>>61035911
based claire
>>61023960
Dear god this is too much
>>61023850
This
F U T U R I S T I C I R O N I C P O P
>>61035911
Fuck you
>>61035911
btfo
>>61036625
E
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QT
>>61024385
Everyone was ugly in 2009, especially in the Montreal scene.
>>61025598
Bathing was part of the Roc Nation deal.
she's a potato in disguise
>>61033055
i miss taking MDMA too often grimes.
that was best grimes.
>>61038297
I'd love for her to play with MDMA (muh dick muh mass)
>>61038335
dubs and this guys mom dies
>>61038353
Dubs and I beat off to Grimes every night this week
>>61038388
do it faggot
>>61023868
Simple kek
>>61023960
she def looks like a neanderthal and she might be trying to accentuate that with how she dresses/grooms herself
