Post your funnies here
someone please post "on all levels except physical, i am a don"
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no
Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
>>61009915
is this swans?
>>61009930
Kill yourself tonight
>>61009942
I've seen the original wolf vid but what's the don reference
/r/ing the image of loads of different album covers with synonyms
like
Disregard that Rubbish...
Here's the Fuck Guns
>>61009930
heh
What the fuck IS a harpsichord?
Google is just giving me pictures of pianos.
>>61010064
>Don stepped outside
>It felt good to be alone
>He wished he was drunk
>Thought about something he said
>And how stupid it sounded
>>61010333
Isn't it just a really old piano?
>>61010293
Here's a bigger version
>>61010333
piano that makes twong twing instead of plink plonk
>>61010364
split black keys
>>61009991
Lel
>>61009942
Why does this make me laugh when i know how stupid it is
>>61010364
it's an old keyboard instrument, like the celeste
I like number 9 of The beatles
>>61010575
that rabbit thing looks so sad
>>61010575
some context on that pic??
>>61010350
hahaha heard the song but didnt make the connection thanks
>>61010575
that's awful
>>61010647
Lady had a miscarriage. Keeps the dead fetus around with her due to grief or something.
It looks vaguely like the Mummy Jerky from Futurama
>>61010444
>>61010333
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>>61010788
i am going to do it
/r/ swans inspirational quotes
>>61010801
jesus. i guess the fucked up part is the people enabling her, really.
req the comic of david byrne saying "hey, did you know, this is not my beautiful house?"
>>61010849
This is the only one I saved
>>61011632
lmao
Can someone post the collection of synonym albums?
Like Fubar's Replayer, Geese's Portraits for the Deaf, etc
>>61010575
>Infinite Jest flashbacks
>>61010364
It plucks the strings instead of striking them
>>61012400
kek
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>>61012659
thanks. Haven't seen this one and I love these so much.
The one I'm looking for was bigger and had Joanna Newsom's Ys and such.
Anyone have that?
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>>61012659
I don't get mysticalized, brine, whip some skull, maybe, dumb as a plumb, Roy Litchtenstein, Moon, Llama, and exodus...
>>61009942
>>61010166
wow
>>61012659
i actually really like the hospice recolour
>>61012876
dumb as a plumb = thick as a brick
maybe = yes
llama = camel
forgot the rest
So a women got the first ever wooden breast implant the other day..
Wouldn't it be nice if this joke had a punchline?
>>61012876
mysticalized - spiritualized
roy lichtenstein - velvet underground & nico (it says andy warhol under the banana)
WOODEN TIT BE NICE?
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>>61013223
>Fuß
>>61012659
>mauve keith
I kek'd
>no JerkCity
Shit thread
>>61012400
oh christ
>>61012819
> FART
restinpeace.jpg
>>61013427
>>61012400
lel
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/eric_dolphy/out_to_lunch_f2/
first review
>>61013612
Damn...
>>61013915
top kek
>>61013915
my sides
post slint memes
>>61009991
LOL
>>61014373
>>61012398
SYLVIAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61014482
get yo ass on the oven
>>61012400
please explain this to me im a plebeian
>>61014687
There's a scene in IF where a crack-addicted woman basically has a stillbirth, but still carries the dead baby around with her, pretending it's an alive child
Basically the same as what's going on in the pic
>>61014451
wow lol
>Paul would go on to claim aliens had made it, or that Lou Reed made the whole album to make him look bad
>>61014741
*IJ
Don't know why I made that mistake
>>61014373
>>61014768
>Don't know why I made that mistake
that's ok, I still missed the reference you fucking hipster
>>61014816
It was pretty obvious
>There's a scene in IF where a crack-addicted woman basically has a stillbirth, but still carries the dead baby around with her, pretending it's an alive child
I was saying that I was having a flashback to that scene
>>61014851
yeah but what is the movie?
>>61014881
It's a book
Infinite Jest is a book
>>61014768
tyvm
>>61014881
PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER.
Also
>movie
>>61014898
IAIMTSM
>>61014890
oh my god! fuck you so hard. sorry that i didn't know what book you were talking about based on two letters.
>>61014881
Its a book.
Holy shit.
>>61014944
>fuck you so hard
Wut
And also, it's alright. Kind of an ironic situation over an acronym, lel
>>61014944
Please be bait.
>>61013187
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>>61013131
you're pretty good.
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>>61010575
holy shit i hate myself
>>61010575
My evening is ruined now.
>>61015226
i've seen this posted a few times / other things focusing in on him... so what happened to him or what's the joke
>>61015386
This is incredible.
>>61015427
I forget when exactly this was, but /mu/ fucked with a whole bunch of wiki pages
>>61015161
Donald
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>>61012819
tfw Stargazer looks better than the actual Sunbather
>>61012819
>Huge Dark
Bahahaha
>>61014367
AW HELL NAW
>>61010575
That's disturbing and depressing on so many levels.