ITT: post your favorite hilariously bad RYM reviews
>>60991852
agreed
https://rateyourmusic.com/~boldfaure
take your pick
my reviews have been unpublished for no reason yet this turd stays up for 3 years
All of tryptavitoxytocin's reviews
>>60991931
literally the best rym review ive seen
>>60991931
baka desu senpai
>>60991931
damn i want to punch this guy
RYM is not your community college poetry class
Everything by Thecrystalbird and Ukrayf
>>60992244
that's face value isn't it?
it's the most upboated review for that album too. i mean come on son.
what is it about RYM that attracts so many pretentious shitlords? some of the info in users' profiles makes my eyes roll indefinitely.
>>60992323
it's a site that allows you to
a) share your music taste with others
b) publish long-form writing
so imagine the worst parts of last.fm and the worst parts of blogs combined
>>60992284
Yup, I remembered that album was a thing and went there to rate it, then I saw that this was the most upvoted "review" of it.
How the fuck didn't that get unpublished, but a lot of other reviews I've read that were perfectly reasonable or even legitimately were unpublished is something I'll never understand.
>>60992323
you'd have to be a huge loser to present your online identity around music. and i say this as a huge loser myself
>>60992323
it's literally amateur music journalism: the site
music journalism is cancer by definition - it is always - and I mean always - nothing more than an excuse for narcissists to try and be deep, or clever, or worst of all, witty
RYM is a site that allows everyone to be music journalists. naturally, it's the worst thing ever
>>60991918
>>"Occasionally there will be large gaps between new reviews. This is just because I'm only reviewing what I can talk about at length."
>90% of reviews are one or two sentences at most.
This isn't really bad, but it's the perfect piss take of bad rym reviews
someone post that GOAT review of The Shape of Punk to Come
>>60992582
I like this guy desu. I'd much rather read this than some college student waxing poetic about the latest buzzband.
>>60992582
That made me laugh
