>artist began their career in the 2010s
>they have a wikipedia article
>>60972309
>artist thinks song message is more important than song
>band is not cynical in their interviews
>artist with no eps or singles has a critically acclaimed first album
>>60972384
>no eps or singles
I think you mean eps or demos
>artist lists the Beatles, Nirvana, or "that old REAL rap from the 90s" as an influence
>Artist is more well known for their music videos and what they say on twitter than their actual music
>album has an average song length greater than 6 minutes
>>60972402
Literally this guy
>band says last album is a different approach of their usual way of making music/composing
>>60972402
>artist wears a Nirvana shirt in an interview
>>60972425
Yikes
What a mess
>>60972441
>artist wears a "hi, how are you" shirt because kurt cobain did; they've never heard of daniel johnston
>>60972428
the only time i've seen this work was with Braids' Flourish//Perish
>non hip-hop artist uses samples
>black metal band
>don't wear corpsepaint or black on stage
>album creation is described as an "organic process"
>>60972481
>implying My Life in the Bush of Ghosts isn't GOAT
>more than 200 people at their/his/her shows
>does more than 1 cover
>that 1 cover is stairway to heaven/some other lighers up in the sky tier crowdpleaser
>artist's main influences are björk, kate bush and pj harvey
>>60972627
>band tries to pander to younger audience by playing Smells Like Teen Spirit
>>60972647
>artist kills themselves on camera
>>60972464
Has this line of questioning ever actually come up in an interview?
>>60972647
>"artist" is literally and unironically not björk
>>60972309
>>60972326
>>60972357
>>60972373
>>60972384
>>60972402
>>60972409
>>60972411
>>60972428
>>60972441
>>60972481
>>60972496
>>60972502
>>60972533
>>60972627
>>60972647
Recognize this is why I hate you white boys of /mu/
>artist is influenced by ragtime, tibetan throat singing, serialism or depressive suicidal blackened progressive avant-garde drone stoner metalcore
>>60972706
>white artist uses the word white to describe other people as if they themselves are not white
>>60972728
Is this you?
>>60972411
Maximum pleb coming through
>>60972665
>band has 3 or more guitar players
>band has more than 4 members
>>60972742
Yes, but my name is not JOE
>>60972752
>band has a violinist
>>60972766
Yellowcard would like a word with you
>>60972763
>>60972766
>metal band has a womeme singer
>artist is younger than me
>>60972777
>>60972777
>>60972777
tell me more
>>60972766
>band has a ukulele player
>Band has 5 drummers
>band member owns an unknown pleasures t-shirt
>>60972829
>drummer has 5 bands
>>60972309
>Le wrong generation XD
>white artist
>genre: rap, hip-hop, r&b, soul, or jazz
>>60972890
Crap I forgot, it's not a school night...
>>60972875
>drummer has a solo project
>>60972966
>band actually is drummer's solo project
>>60972934
>I hate art
>>60972875
>>60972966
you got a fuckin problem m8?
> is a post 2010s "Indie" band
>>60972934
>"artist" is not japanese
>>60973034
nothing is scarier than the lusty soulless stare of a drug addict
>people I know in real life like them
>>60973174
>people I know in real life
>>60972808
> band also has a cajón player
> 90% of band's songs are in G major
> band's official website redirects to their tumblr page
> at least two of the band members wear beanies
> there's only one girl in the band and she's the singer
> one of the guys has a ridiculous beard
>>60973300
>band also has a cajón player
What's wrong with this?
>lead singer was sexually assaulted as a teenager
>>60973382
>female artist wasn't sexually assaulted as a teenager
>>60973394
>>60973382
>female artist remembers being abused just when her new album is about to be released
>they have a "sober" album
>>60973394
>female artist is sexually assaulted by a fan during a show
>>60973465
>female artist gets proposed by a fan during a show