ITT: Artists that became musicians to get laid
me
>>60958627
bork desu
>>60958675
Did it work?
>>60958702
>started making music at 12 years old
>>60958705
not yet, but watch this space
2016 is my year y'all gonna see
>>60958722
What kind of music do you make?
My debut EP will be coming out around Christmas (I tried to get it out earlier but I work full time and go to school full time too and now also have exams so I'm super busy). We should be /mu/sicians together.
>>60958627
>go to see Grimes live
>stand at the front because I like that
>crew guy comes up to me and tells me Claire wants to meet me
>he takes me backstage
>Grimes is there
>she tells me to sit down
>sits on my lap
>she obviously hasn't brushed her teeth or otherwise bathed recently
>the stench is unbelievable
>she forces her lips on mine
>I start puking
>puke all over Grimes
>she looks at me in disbelief
>suddenly she starts giggling autistically
>"ooooh, how did you know I was into that?"
>Grimes sticks her finger down her throat and pukes all over my crotch
>"yippee, again!" She screams
>she pukes once more
>I do not completely understand what is going on, but I know it's time for me to leave
>I run to the door
>she chases me
>"stay stay I want to play play! stay stay I want to play play!"
>she grabs me around the waist and starts kissing my body
>my torso is covered in lipstick kisses; not of roses but of puke
>manage to lose Claire after I throw her into a wall
>make a run for the exit
>manage to make it outside
>stand there catching my breath
>notice a member of Grimes' entourage staring at me
>she smiles and speaks
>"Ah, she gave you the old Grime Grime I see!"
Grimes shows not even once
>>60958627
Why do u think so?
>>60958830
>tfw you never get the old Grime Grime
>>60958717
w2c this entire fit?
>>60959098
It's a Hugo Boss blazer ;)))))))
>>60959588
classy g
>>60959627
Ty bae
>>60959588
10/10 for punchable face
>>60958717
who is this guy, and why do i see his face everywhere ?
