Rap Battle Thread:
Post who/what I am, and who/what you are, and I'll battle rap you. Eg. I'm donald trump and you're a panda.
Hard mode: battle me back
I'm retarded and you're me
>>60938292
I'm Anthony Fantano and you're Kid Cudi
>>60938353
The moment this battle started you'd already lost
Cos I know all your secrets like what your wardrobe cost
You try to take this battle meta, and I'll meddle with ya mind
You're an inbred fat-ass and you've fapped yourself blind
So stop slapping yourself and put your helmet back on
before I slap that drool outcha mouth till ya scream like wrath of khan
So at the end of this battle, the score is one:zero
to make a shitpost like this one? You'd better an hero
>>60938369
I don't know jack shit about either of them but I'll google and give it a shot
do mods even exist anymore
Summer came early
>>60938469
It's winter wtf
>>60938369
I stayed up all Day'n'Night watching your youtube stream
and every video icon has your face like you just creamed
I spend my life making art, you spend yours shooting it down
Tell me fanta, how many bitches does your channel get you now?
If there's one thing people like more than a shirt with checkers
It's a ten minute discussion in a corner with your records
I'm a musical mastermind and I make no recompense
that you're a guy with a laptop living off of adsense
i'm anon and i'm here to say
that the OP is pretty gay
>>60938982
I'm the OP and ya don't know who ya steppin' to
ya flow so chunky it probably gave birth to you
If you gonna knock this nigga better fill in your gaps
You'd be better of using your time fapping to traps
>>60938292
you are a kettle, i am a former fighter pilot with ptsd
>>60939100
Greetings commander, and prepare for mayday
I'm gonna boil off your face and drink it down with some earl grey
So you flew a bird in war once and they shot down your plane?
I deal with scalding hot temperatures EVERY SINGLE DAY
I'm sure your camp out in da nang was all scary and shit
But have you ever been teabagged by a group of little kids?!
I provide the world a service making coffee and tea
You drain funds from a system that you live off for free
This is embarrassing.
>>60939507
Sorry, i'll try to do something more original or interesting, something this page has never seen:
DAE GUITARS? POST PICS OF YOUR GUITARS
>>60939507
Step to me in a battle
or enough of your prattle
your words don't mean shit
unless you rhyme them and spit
sick verses on the track
killer hooks like 2pac
so put your money where your mouth is or get the fuck off my back!
>>60939625
Alright this was actually okay but the othèrs..... just stop
>>60939562
>rap battles
>original
pick one
>>60939670
Fair enough.
I choose rap battles
>>60939669
Thanks, and nah. Someone posts a battle and I'll rap it
This is actually pretty hilarious.
I'm Lauren Mayberry and you're a golden retriever puppy.
>>60939789
I make mates and friendship happen
Like the musketeers d'artagnan
I'm my main man's main companion
and I'll maim ya like a battalion
When my master yells fetch I'll retrieve your vocal cords
Cos you're a feminazi bitch signed to glassnote records
You're a pretentious synthpopper who never got no real fame
So hide in your chvrch, 'cos i'm killin' in the name
>>60940058
thanks, I liked that.
>>60941555
SWEET VALIDATION
I'm Nick Drake, you're a cute anime girl.
>>60941674
Hiii Du-raku-san
You should be more kawaii!
instead you're a dead loner
overdosed from getting high!
It's not like I like you
or your recluse lifestyle, baka!
but you can't touch me there
cos you still live in warwickshire!
You dress like a funeral
bound Otaku nonetheless you
Sound like drunk Paul McCartney
Desu desu desu desu ^_^
My fans can be pathetic
but if they saw you they would scoff!
at least my fans don't an hero
when their girlfriends break it off
>it's a scrawny 15 year old white boy tries to rap thread
>>60941979
This is 4chan...did you come here expecting something else?
>>60941979
Well...Show me how it's done then. Pick a diss and retort as the other character!
>>60942029
I don't have the time to wait 20 minutes for you to shit 16 bars of stale tripe out.
>>60942057
Then don't wait, just retort to one that's already there
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
I be shitpostin' all of da time
I be snortin' the white
Your mother... goes... on a forum, online
, bruv
>>60938292
I'm a crack cocaine user. You're Snoop Dogg.
>>60942184
Yo here we go, a motherfucker steps in
Takes a shot at the king, puts one foot into the ring
before I swing in with an uppercut, walk off with a winner strut motherfucker never had a chance cos he's a timid slut
Thinks he's real clever, posting more shit than ever, too afraid to put the time in or handle the stormy weather
Well I stand tall, a scrawny fifteen year old, better than them all, takin' they asses from the window to the wall
I see you're hard up, so better keep your guard up, better believe that this bard's up, in your face cos you're retarded, hope your markin' down your scorecard, cos this battle left ya more scarred than a minor in a churchyard
>>60942321
I think that's it for me man, it's almost 5am here. Had fun with yall :)
