holy shit AOTY
http://www.jaxmalcolm.com/music#
>>60909168
where did you find this spicy meme?
>Catered Snacks
Holy kek
"You almost wet your paaants woooo"
what did he mean by this?
>>60909398
he almost wet his pants wooooo
wow these lyrics are deep as fuck . thanks for the dope ass music OP
>RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE GODIVA BARS :DDDDD
"We want Chocolate Mousse from Mrs. Gooch"
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>60909499
>NO MORE PRETZELS
>NO MORE CHIPS OR CREAMY VELVETA ON A RITZ
>RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE GODIVA BARS! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>that review
>>60909532
>Thomas J. Malcolm
>>60909532
>Thomas J. Malcolm
>>60909168
nah
https://asbestosleadasbestos.bandcamp.com/album/asbestosleadasb
jingle bell is song of the year
>>60909691
You misspelled Catered Treats
>>60909691
That's not Catered Snacks
who is this rich little shit anyway
lml this nigga is already 12. fucking manlet
>>60909168
>maybe he's in Japan or Israel
>Israel... fat chance!
what the fuck
>>60909618
rawr is dinosaur for I love you
RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE GODIVA BARS!
>>60909532
>Thomas J. Malcolm
>>60909532
>Thomas J. Malcolm
But in reality, anyone have a d/L link for catered snacks?
>>60910410
Somebody's gonna have to buy it. Not on what.cd
>>60910640
Oh shit
Who's it gonna be guys?
>Catered Snacks
Holy fucking shit
>>60910640
Ill do it, but the bounty better be huge
>>60910761
Thank you based anon
>>60910761
a real hero
>>60910761
fuck yes
>>60910761
But I actually don't have time now. Shit
>no RYM page
>>60910761
>>60910803
>>60910809
>>60910976
>>60911012
SOMEONE FUCKING BUY IT
>>60911076
I have some amazon credit but they don't credit for mp3 downloads anymore.
>>60909168
A new /mu/ core?
I added an entry to RYM
https://rateyourmusic.com/artist/jax_malcolm
>>60909168
Only 5 songs and he's trying to charge me for a full album I am #baka senpai
>>60909168
test desu senpai desu desi
>>60911431
this
>>60911431
same
>>60911431
>>60911584
>>60911740
niggas its 99 cents per song. thats cheaper than itunes.
i got it you guys
>>60911797
pls upload it ;-;
>>60911797
UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT
UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT
UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT
UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT
UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT UPLOAD IT
>>60911797
WHERE THE FLAC AT NIGGA
>>60911797
UPLOAD
Only the first track is good.
>Jax Malcolm - [2015] Holiday EP
>Pop, Christmas, /mu/core
https://mega.nz/#F!2JklHIIB!kxAtnHeRvdyVJfqdBKOdaA
>>60912027
yes
NO MESS FOR YOOOOOO!
>>60912027
thanks anon
>that encoder though
This kid sounds privileged as fuck.
http://www.jaxmalcolm.com/work/
>>60912027
Lel
>>60912027
BASED
>>60912176
>why can't I be famous
>okay we'll buy you an agent
>the biggest influence was the guy that produced all the songs
holy shit is this real life?
>>60912266
>n addition to performing, Jax loves fashion and just recently walked in LA Fashion Week in the Nancy Vuu show. He describes his style as fun and urban with a twist of humor. He always likes to make a statement with his fashion choices. His favorite brands include Nike, Sean John, Guess, Adidas, Speedo and TYR.
Wise beyond his years, Jax already understands the importance of a healthy lifestyle, as he is a competitive swimmer and a Junior Olympian / Championship team member. He advocates for health and wellness through exercise and sport participation, a message that is extremely important for other kids and teens.
School is also of great importance to Jax - he is a dedicated scholar who made Honor Roll with High Honors Achievement, and was one of eight students in his middle school to be awarded with the Leadership Medal for outstanding service to his school and community. Jax is a civic-minded 7th grader who served on his school's student council as Vice President.
>>60912266
J E A L O U S
E
A
L
O
U
S
The Next Big Star
https://vimeo.com/125628160
>>60912370
Jax loves to help out his community and sets aside the money from one day of his allowance a month to pay people to build daycares and ymcas in impoverished neighborhoods
>>60912370
>tfw when I'm going to have to work hard to get places in life, and all this kid has to do is ask his parents
>>60912497
I wonder how much his monthly allowance is
>>60912598
probably Tylo Be Chillin
>>60912497
What a nice guy. My role model actually
>>60912497
What a nice guy
FOOD IS FOOD AND FACTS ARE FACTS
L I T
I
T
>>60913349
Is that Heihachi from Tekken?
I CAME HOME FROM THE NAVY TO FUCKING CATERED SNACKS
>>60913454
Is it Heihachi from Tekken or Jeff Gerstmann? The world may never know
>>60913513
wew lad
>>60909168
>http://www.jaxmalcolm.com/music#
Stop plugging your album on /mu/ op
Is this /mu/'s holiday aoty?
>>60913848
I'm pretty sure Jax doesn't even know what 4chan is
>74 posts
>17 posters
>>60914208
We are a small but dedicated fanbase
Vaporwave this shit.
reply to this post with
>"I'm bananas for Jax Malcolm"
if you were in the skype chat
>>60914242
holy fuck yes
>>60914208
30 =/= 17
>that guitar solo in Run Run Rudolph
>>60914185
>implying there aren't 12 years olds posting right now
>implying you're not 12 years old
This kid reminds of the potential that Tom Cruise Heidecker had
RIP
>>60914347
Cool post coming from a 12 year old xD
Someone in this thread salty
Is he jewish? i guarantee you he is.
>MFW Catered Snacks @ 1:22
>>60914555
>it's BurstingFlares
nice trips
what actually are catered snacks?
>>60914714
that nigga gave it a 5 before
HE'S THE FAMOUS JAX MALCOM
Somebody upload this to wcd. I'm too lazy
nigga dis mixtape b fire
>>60914831
J-J-J-J JAX MALCOLM ON THE BEAT
lememebook dot com slash actorjaxmalcolm/timeline
>Actor, Competitive Swimmer, and Archer
Is there ANYTHING this kid can't do?
>>60914736
No mess for yyyoooUUUU
food is food
Facts are facts anon
This is genious
omw 2 fucc ur bitch
>>60915020
fugg
>>60909168
this is amazing
>>60914208
what a scam
>>60915216
>41 unique posters
>>60915216
I just wanna know who the op is
>>60912176
>tfw I'm probably going to die poor with a dead end job that I'm going to hate
>>60915254
how did you find this kid
> 7 kinds of caviar
bourgeois as fuck
Daniel Johnston fans will defend this
>>60915226
lel, I was referencing lyrics on Santa's in a Jam
>>60915264
Time to invent a revolutionary device in your free time m8, or come up with an 8/10 album like our friend Jax here. I'm aiming for the album now.
>>60912176
>>60912370
Man, If I ever become rich, I'm going to raise my kids poor as fuck.
>>60912176
>kroll show
Confirmed jew
BRB making death grips catered snacks mashup
>>60915350
yes please
>>60915350
holy fuck yes
>>60915350
Bump for this
>>60915467
>>60915573
>>60915696
This shit takes legitimate time, pham. I'm gonna add noise rock in too
>>60915728
Just trying to keep up interest m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJG-noxd83I
There's a bit of Panda Bear-like awkwardness about him.
collab with mattyb when?
>>60916090
this pls
>>60915350
tell us when you're done please
whaaaaaat???
>>60916469
>evangelion
>alien nine
obviously not the same person
>>60916474
you never know family member, you never know...
was the amazon page deleted??
>>60914378
I'd give this album five bags of popcorn
>>60916576
its still there breh
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B018JQL2BM?ie=UTF8&keywords=jax%20malcolm&qid=1448848228&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1
>>60916576
no
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B018JQL2BM?ie=UTF8&keywords=jax%20malcolm&qid=1448848228&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1
Oy vey
>>60916670
holy fuck he IS a jew!
i see you Lichinlich >_>
RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE GODIVA BARS
>>60916862
same
>
>>60916896
oh god D:
i wish i could write that good desu
>>60916896
>implying it's not true
>>60916670
called it
hot
fucking
damn
Santa's In a Jam is as good if not better than Catered Snacks
ISREALLLL?
FAT CHANCE
>>60917102
>opening guitar lick
>that angelic falsetto
agreed
>>60916896
Holy fucking shit is there a professional reviewer in this thread?
>>60916896
>thought-provoking mixture of what Christmas once was for us, what it is for us, and if you listen to the lyrics close enough, what it will be
cheesy son of a bitch i love it
>>60909168
I cant believe this thread is still up.
Also thanks anon for the D/L
>>60912370
effay as fuck
>>60915350
bumping for this
