If Steve Albini had a skin disorder he would be Steve Albino.
>>60884712
If Steve Albini ate a lot os pasta, he'd be Steve Tortilini.
If Steve albino was an animal native to Africa he would be called Steve Alrhino
>>60884712
If Steve Albini wasn't such a faggot, he'd be good
If Brian Wilson was a girl and had an abortion, he would be Brian Kilson
>>60884761
shut up
If Steve Albini wore hats he'd be Steve Albeanie.
>>60884761
rude
If Issac Brock was a boulder, he'd be Issac Rock
If Steve Albini was very small he'd be Steve Alteeny
>>60884761
If Grimeth didn't have a lisp she'd be Grimes
If Steve Albini was a hot dog he'd be Steve Alweenie
>>60884755
dude it's gotta rhyme with albini not albino u fucked up
>dude jazz is shit lmao
If Steve Albini was on two and a half men he would be Steve Alsheeni
If Steve Albini was a Roman dictator he would be Steve Alveni, vidi, vici.
>>60884712
If Steve Albini had evidence that he was somehwere else when the murder took place he would be Steve Alibini
If Steve Albini was a bully he'd be Steve Almeanie
>>60884712
If Jack White was black he would be Jack Black
also god what a kek, taking your wife's name?
>>60885101
Nice
If Steve Albini was a four piece band from County Durham he'd be Prefab Sprout.
if Steve albini was my dad maybe I wouldn't have turned out the way I did
If Steve Albini was a container he would be Steve Albin.
>>60885031
greatest thing Albini ever worked on desu
If Steve Albini had a million legs he'd be a millipede.
If Kanye was a bad rapper, he would be Kanye Worst
If Steve Albini's music wasn't so angry, he'd be Steve Alsereni
If Steve Albini was a Chinese human rights activist he'd be Ai Wei Wei.
If Steve Albini were an escape artist, he'd be Steve Houdini.
>>60885502
but anon, Kanye is a bad rapper
>>60885649
>>60885634
>>60885565
>>60885489
ok guys I think we should just end this here
If Steve Albini was kitchen appliance he would be Stove Albini.
If Steve Albini were an actor he'd be Rick Moranis
If Tyler the Creator were an animal he'd be Tyler the Creature
>>60885101
>Julius Caesar
>dictator
If Rivers Coumo was a river current he'd be Coumo Rivers
if steve albini was a lumberjack he'd be cleave albini
If Steve Albini was a sphere used for recreation he would be Steve Ballbini
>>60884736
no, he'd be Steve Al Dente
If Steve Albini wore a beanie he would be Steve Albeanie
>>60885031
this fucking shit pissed me off i thought it was meant to be an ultra harrowing look into the worst parts of humanity told through the innocent victims who'd know it best and then i find out that it was a "masturbatory aid" like w h a t t h e f u c k peter sotos w h a t t h e f u c k is wrong with you
>>60886766
simple yet effective
If Steve Albini granted wishes, he'd be Steve Algenie.
>>60884712
If Jay-Z had a skin disorder, he would be Jay(Bad Skin)-Z
If Steve Albini were British he would be Steve Albion
>>60887093
nice one
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If Stephen Malkmus was a black civil rights activist he'd be Stephen MalkumX.
If Steve Albini was a street he would be St. Eve Albini.
