>get a date with an art school qt
>I'm a patrician /mu/ browser so I'm totally ready
>mention I'm heavily into music
>"Oh really? What's your favorite album of the early French New Wave movement?"
>I start stuttering
>"What's that anon? Speak up"
>"Trout M-Mask R-Replica"
>she gives me a funny look
>"Well that's not a French album, but on the topic of Captain Beefheart why is that your favorite when Safe As Milk is better?"
>start sweating
>excuse myself to the bathroom
>post this from one of the stalls
what do?? there's a window I can jump out of if need be
>>60864422
Marry her.
>>60864422
>Safe As Milk is better
girls just can't into music, ever
it's really sad
>>60864422
what a shitty discussion
>>60864422
Get back in there calm and collected faggot. She's not going to care if you mess up once. The longer she waits, the worse it's going to get. FAGGOT, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL, DON'T MUDDLE IN THE DIRT, EXPERIENCE IT.
>>60864450
What a waste of dubs.
>>60864422
>favorite album of the early French New Wave movement
should have just screamed at her "CA PLANE POUR MOI !!!!!" and ran out of the restaurant yelling and waving your arms around
>>60864491
those aren't dubs
>>60864422
tell her Patrick Eudeline should have died a long time ago.
>>60864491
>>60864443
But who was quads?
>>60864475
In other words:
LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH
>>60864515
kek Plastic
Can someone please just make this thread 404 on purpose
>>60864530
Are these dubs?
>>60864577
nice ones
>>60864587
I don't think so, no.
>>60864664
NO THESE
check my fucking numbers
>>60864422
>Safe As Milk
>not Mirror Man
She's a pleb in disguise, OP. Get out while you still can.
>>60864422
Why the hell would she even assume you listen to French New Wave? Wtf is her problem!? You don't ask people you've just met what their favourite album from a niche genre is. At least ask if they like the genre first.
>>60864491
Hello newfag them ain't dubs.
OP has probably already hyperventilated on the date, ruining his chances with the ever elusive clever patrician qt.
>>60864708
Excuse me, this is a dubs thread thankyou.
>>60864577
the best part is that he's belgian
>>60864422
why do people feel the need to make music taste a competition? just like what you like.
french new wave was a film movement, not a genre
you just got punk'd op
>>60864716
Well, I'm not sure, but I think that the events in the OP may not have actually happened. The poster may have simply made this story up for comedic purposes.
I love how this thread went to shit so fast
>>60864832
>>60864422
kek
>>60864422
shot yourself in the head and report her reaction
>>60864851
This thread was always shit.
>>60864422
>Safe As Milk is better
are all women such plens?
>>60864958
>plen
i forgot about this meme
thanks for reminding me my good chum
>>60864422
why the FUCK did you not say Lizzy Mercier Descloux? Shit bangs.
>>60864980
your welcome :^)
>>60864832
Even if he did make it up, I get stupid questions like this all the time.
The other day a girl I just met asked me what book I'm reading at the moment.
>Implying I read books
safe as milk sucks
