ITT: thinking man's music
>>60859284
>raises spork
>>60859364
Dream Theater is the opposite of spork
>>60859284
>that cover
>that album title (The Astonishing)
>that first song name (The Gift of Music)
>those lyrics ("people just don't have time for music anymore, no one seems to care")
>>60859717
Sometimes I feel like people don't actually care about music. All people always talk about are interviews, and this hairstyle, and that hairsytle, and their personal lives. Even on /mu/ I hear more about "patrician" and "pretentious" and stuff like that than about music itself.
>>60859646
I vomited. Good bait.
i think that music sucks
>>60859717
I can't believe this band is not a parody at this point
>>60859646
>nevermore
>classic
>>60859717
JUST
>>60859958
this. I can't believe that nobody during the planning/making of yet another stereotypical DT album went like: DUDES! STOP! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
>>60860022
>stereotypical
>orchestra
>choir
>ridiculously large story and setting
>seated theatres
>34 songs in 2 acts
>stereotypical
Fuck off
>>60859284
Dream Theater are Spock's Beard of metal
>>60859646
is this a joke?
>>60859717
I like that, though. It feels like enthusiasm is banned from rock music nowadays, like any music that makes you go "fuck yeah" is taboo. Everything has to be small, sad and morose. I hate that. Dream Theatre aren't even a band I like, but I respect what they stand for.
How is it even possible to have aesthetic this consistently shitty
>>60860086
34 songs or 5 songs who cares it's the same old story
same musical ideas with a "new" concept
>>60860387
they should really drop the CGI
train of thought is kind of ok though
>>60859646
alot of the right is pop mainstream targeted metal
faggot
Labrie is the male version of Joanna's? They both sound as dying kittens lmao
>>60859646
this is so true
>>60859646
edit the pastrol part out
>>60859646
>Leprous
>lolsorandom "quirk"
pick one
>>60860211
there's nothing wrong with being ambitious but there has to be a line somewhere or else it just starts sounding ridiculous
DT should just make instrumental albums desu like in Liquid Tension Experiment vocals/lyrics/concepts were always their worst side
diSEMBOWELMENT, anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxiafweCGI
>>60860387
Octavarium and Metropolis aren't bad
>>60860387
Their debut really does have, far and away, the gayest cover art I've ever seen. Doesn't get much worse than a long-haired, well-built guy getting the band logo branded into his pec as he looks on apathetically.
>>60859646
Thy Catafalque aren't even lolsorandom, fuck whoever made that chart
>>60859646
This is quite strong bait, I rate it 7/10
What does /mu/ think of hopsin?
>>60861531
He's pretty deep
>>60861350
myung is literally gay though
he's the mr sulu of prog metal
>>60859646
Great b8
