Thoughts on her new "album"?
>>60832206
How did Aaron get so lucky, bros?
i would drink her watermelon kiwi
I want to kiss her. I have printed her picture out and kissed them, but I doubt they compare to the real deal.
Don't post no motherfucking cute kayla
>>60832206
>all that makeup
bitch looks like a painting
>>60832206
I'd hate fuck her right in the fucking pussy and ass if you know what I mean.
whats her snapchat?
Just for a little background, I grew up with 3 brothers, and hip-hop was my bread and butter (Eminem, Tupac, Biggy, Snoop, Eazy E, 50 cent, off the top of my head). When I was 14 I took guitar lessons at school, and played along to mostly classic rock. I discovered the Beatles, Hendrix, Pink Floyd (though I only like the very short-lived syd-barrett era). Then I got into the Kinks, David Bowie and Queen. Suffice to say, my class rock obsession made me a bit of a anglo-phile for a while. At one point I kind of worshiped the Beatles. At 16 I really began to get a grasp on music theory, and I got into "classical" music. I sampled most of the big names, and fell in love with a handful (Listz, Chopin, Dvorak, Tchaikovsky). Then I really got into classical and spanish guitar, and I learned some basic pieces. After that, for a long while I avoided music, but I knew I found absolutely no merit in anything beyond the 80s.
Then I listened to "Don't Shoot me, I'm only the Piano Player" and soon after "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy". I was 17, and I thought I was fed up with music, and it fucking blew my mind. I'm 19, I've worked shit jobs, I'm trying to get my life on track, and I am absolutely obsessed with Elton John. I still listen to all the things I used to love in the past (except Hip-Hop, although the occasional Biggy track isn't bad).
Anyway, my point is, throughout my entire life everyone around me has had ridiculously bad taste in music, and I've had good taste in music. It's not easy being superior.
>>60832263
I don't understand
why is she so smug
>>60832275
why do you want it?
>>60832263
>hate fuck
neckbeards actually fantasize about this
>>60832251
>bitch
shut up kayla is pure
>>60832306
to jerk off to it lol
>>60832251
she's cute whether with makeup or not
>>60832450
50 GBP says you can't find a picture of her without a pound of makeup on her face
>>60832490
I have like three pics of her where she's not wearing any makeup but I ain't posting them.
>>60832490
How many baked beans can I buy with that m8?
>>60832534
POST THEM NOW
>>60832534
Chicken...
>>60832534
read as: I am a liar
>>60832542
a few cans
>Ellis
It's Thomasson you dumb fuck
Kayla René Thomasson, the qtest grill on /mu/ <3
Post more pictures of her. I need reference. I'm going to draw a pretty picture of her tonight and send it to her.
>>60832615
delete this or i'm going to have to kill myself
>>60832615
dont post her full name you creep
>>60832694
kayla i luv u
Nice one Aaron. She's a keeper senpai.
i want to cuddle with her
>>60832615
delete this
kayla is my mom
do you like violent femmes kayla
>>60832890
200% ERECT
will we get another 500 post thread?
do mods exist?
should I release my Aaron/Kayla fanfic?
>>60832946
>tfw you're not the only one to write a fanfic about Aaron
Wrote a nice story about him and Zach Holte in a sauna during the summer.
>>60832933
>mods
>on /mu/
>>60832694
>>60832751
>>60832855
her full name is on her spotify account guys
found it when I searched "poopyfacekayla" on Google
I'm not a creep
or am i
>>60832206
post aarons please lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGqURC8XIdA
>>60832890
she's such a qt
Hey everyone, Aaron here. I debated on whether or not to address this but it's getting out of hand so I kind of have to at this point.
Yeah not memeing for the first time, just want to set the record straight because I've been in contact with Kayla for the past couple of days and she really is distraught over this whole thing. She's really upset so it kind of made me feel bad because if we hadn't known each other this would've never happened. And no I never posted her ever, people just made that rumor up. And no she is not my gf.
So basically what I'm trying to say is please post more pics of her I haven't masterbated in 8 days my balls are so fucking full I need help bros
plsssssss
Thanks,
-Aaron
>>60832890
ugly af desu senpai
>>60833096
time stamp aaron mate
>>60833096
what does He listen to /mu/?
>>60833026
>poopyfacekayla
>found her last.fm
>recently listened to clipping
dropped
>>60832615
She's Scandinavian? Oh bby I'm ready to culturally enrich the fuck out of her.
>tfw half-filipino half-mexican
>>60833167
get out of here you dirty bean nigger
>>60832615
Soon to be Ellis. She's engaged to Aaron remember?
>>60833096
gotchu familliano
u brought this upon urself kayla
u messed with the wronf aussie
thanks man
-aaron
this board is so weird. I dont think im ready for the internet
>>60833026
yeah but you shouldn't share her private info on here anyway
one thing is posting pics of her bcuz she's cute af, but posting the uni she attends and her full name is fucked up
>>60833203
>>60833203
>meme piercing
BASIC BITCH
A
S
I
C
B
I
T
C
H
films liked on fb:
2012
paranormal activity
the hangover
17 again
hairspray
the last song
yuck
>>60832615
wow beautiful name
imagine you creampie her mouth and then she wraps her sticky lizard tongue around your dick and sucks out another two loads and you pass out and she drains you dry
someone post that gif pls
>>60833247
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>60833220
who the hell posted her uni
>>60833247
paranormal activity is a good halloween movie
>>60833257
this one?
post more aaron
>>60833220
>>60833279
she's still in high school
>>60833295
hnnnngh
>>60833247
they're clearly post-ironic likes
no one could possibly enjoy 2012
>>60833300
This
Fuck this skank, I want prime qt DJ A E
stop this misogyny
>>60833333
Quints confirm kayla is a whore
>>60833237
>>60833333
damn...
>>60833333
>Fuck
>>60833333
>This
>>60833333
>Skank
>>60833333
quints confirm get the aaron pics up lads
>>60833381
She looks like Aaron here. Are they cousins or something?
>>60833419
both aussie so have fetual alcohol synfrome, not related
-sam
22 unique posters need to commit suicide.
Apologies, I am from Belgium so English isn't that good, but this is my love letter to this beautiful woman:
Kayla is such a total hottie with patrician taste too. I bet she has such a cute round ass, i'd love to fuck her silly first in all of her tight holes, from her nice soft and smooth tight Aryan pussy to of course her tight virgin asshole. I know Kayla is a pure but adventurous girl. She wants to explore the unknown world of ecstasy and pleasure, but is still innocent and a good girl who knows how to behave for daddy and her superiors. She wants to save it for someone she loves, but you just know on the inside, deep down, she's a freak and wants to just give herself up to degeneracy. And that means we should have the wildest sex of our lives with lots of cowgirl sex, missionary and especially lots and lots of doggystyle anal and freaky kinky shit. I feel like she's very into being dommed, S&M, leather and chains, daddy play, you know the bit. And when we get to that, i'm sure that i'll be fucking her tight asshole until I cum inside of it and give Kayla the creamiest anal creampie she has ever had in her whole entire life. She will suck it and lick my hot sperm all over her face, proud at the service she has provided to her chosen male. And oh yeah, by the way, we can do it out in public too, anywhere, anytime, even at malls, because she's that freaky. I dream of this in bed the past few nights. I'd give anything to just have one night with her and treat her to the finest Belgian waffles while we listen to some post-punk and free jazz records smoking a couple marijuana joints, then we just fuck each other silly. Interested?
>>60833468
23 now :^)
>>60833468
including you t b h
>>60833467
Poor guys hope they get through it
YOU ARE
A EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD GIRL
WHO LIVES IN A SMALL CITY IN FLORIDA
>>60833494
2nd
>>60833494
Realest shit I've read on this board.
>>60833494
>I bet she has such a cute round ass
hnng
aaron tell us if she does senpai
>>60833538
YOUR SAW ME SHITPOSTING
ABOUT ONE WEEK AGO AND NOW YOU WANTING TO KNOW
>>60833494
go to bed marouane
>>60833494
damn...
Apparently Kayla is going to write for a music blog now.
https://twitter.com/TravisBrace/status/673158514357989377
https://twitter.com/TravisBrace/status/673163991036903425
Who /hype/ here.
>>60833494
brb posting this on her last.fm
>>60833628
[spoiler]it's going to be pitchfork 2.0[/spoiler]
>>60833628
post yfw she will write an article about the "Unbearable misogny of 4chan"
>>60833628
holy fuck
BETA
E
T
A
>>60833628
:P =D
>>60833494
>cowgirl sex
>>60833628
ew she's the typical girl who tries to listen to the same music as beta boys so they give her attention
>>60833628
what a kek
aaron knock him out mate dont let him talk to your girl like that senpai
>>60833713
shut up
kayla is perfect
>>60833628
:P yeah right, so modest haha and you have the best taste in music too. Yaaaayy! Excited. =D
>>60833494
we're taking it too far again
>>60833724
she wont have sex with you bruv
>>60833728
top cúck
>>60833628
>his timeline
what a pleb
>>60833741
:P yeah right, so modest haha and you have the best taste in music too. Yaaaayy! Excited. =D
>>60833748
one can dream ~(_8^(I)
>>60833494
ME TOO
i hate this so much. fuck you aaron you're absolute shit man.
>>60833823
when will he return
>>60833823
kill yourself
just mad Aaron got laid and you didnt
women are memes
Alright this thread will be the one which I finally find out who the fuck Aaron and Kayla are
>you will never have a three way with Aaron and Kayla
:^(
if trips kayla will marry me
funny how aaron hasnt been posting at all over the last few days
do you think he feels bad?
i guess all it took to put an end to his madness was this
>>60833845
>>60833838
no i'm mad that this is basically a /tv/ tier pedo thread
>>60833905
aaron's been here the whole time
ur talking to him rn
>>60833905
good
>>60833905
he has a legion of fangirls posting for him hee hasnt posted here in months
>>60833912
kayla isn't underaged
>>60833905
he posted a lot last nigga where have you been
>>60833934
>legion
literally just one guy who pretends to be a girl
I wanna fuck Aaron in the ass while Kayla licks my balls tbqh
>>60833943
total pedo talk
i want to drink watermelon kiwi syrup with kayla
>>60833946
how do i sopt an aaron post
how do i knoe its not someone just using a pic of jim
>>60833975
image.jpg or screen shot date/time = aaron
>>60833972
I want to slather my dick in watermelon kiwi syrup and skewer her through her tight virgin asshole
>>60833845
>Aaron
some australian in his mid twenties who posted a lot of selfies shitposting here back in august. pissed people off but he kept doing it and that made the board love him
fast forward 3-4 months of the same kind of posting, he starts to lose his core audience because of how boring and unfunny he got.
fast forward 2 more months and we're now at a time where aaron is struggling for relevance by making failed memes (dj aaron ellis)
so in order to regain relevance again, he started shitposting pics of this girl he's in love with (he's never even met her in person). no one found it funny except for the one or two shitposters
>Kayla
see this thread is where it all started https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S60678820
>>60833419
it's because SHE is a HE
can you guys find a flaw on Kayla?
because even after all these threads i've failed to find even ONE flaw
i hope u all die
to be honest familia
>>60833988
thanks f.am
>>60834031
stubby toes, look like the feet of a fat person
>>60834031
not possible
she's flawless
>>60833690
>>60833718
>>60833753
shut up
Travis is a qt
>>60834070
>>60834031
>fat
>needs ridiculous amount of makeup to hide her ugliness
>only listens to entry level /mu/core
>is annoying tumblrina who thinks pin ups/noodz = art
who has access to aaron's instagram
Serious question, why do people who aren't autistic (like aaron) post 4chan-related memes and links on their personal accounts? You have to be either so new that you're not familiar with the consequences of doing that, or retarded.
>>60834103
Because they're actually autistic
>>60834089
all wrong
>>60834103
women arent smart senpai
>>60834121
fuck off aaron you're waifu a shit
does kayla or aron like new kid cudy?
>>60834103
>not embracing the memes
but seriously, I agree with you. I've been here for years and have never told anyone IRL
Aaron's taste is amazing desu. Holy fuck. Leave him alone haters. He's more talented and listens to better music than you.
http://www.last.fm/user/aaron_ellis/library/albums?page=2&date_preset=LAST_365_DAYS
so is ironic e-stalking a new meme or something
i thought after the last thread blew up that it would be a fad, a one time thing, but here it is again
i'm so confused
she's not even qt
>you will never lay on your back in bed on sunday morning with your knees folded and have Kayla sitting with her legs either side of your stomach trying to ticklle you and jabbing your ribs, then have her bend down to kiss you as you softly grab a hold of her hair and pull her down beside you and hold a hand under her jaw as you kiss each other then pull her waist towards you and laugh as she pretends to bite the end of your nose
why even live
>>60834154
>trying to aaron post to detract attention from kayla posters
stop anon, the last five posts didn't work
>>60834154
>chvrches
>St Vincent
>the Beatles
>animal collective
>his own fucking music
disgusting
>>60834168
>she's not even qt
lol.....
>>60834154
damn aaron actually listens to his own music? i thought he was being ironic when he said it was good
>>60834199
6/10 on a good day
>>60834191
i-its ironic
>used to be a hardcore Lauren waifufag shitposter
>now I'm a hardcore Kayla waifufag shitposter
>tfw
If I were you I would tell myself to commit suicide
>>60834199
Keep in mind that she only takes photos from the myspace angle to make herself not look fat
>poopyface
>she's actually beautiful
Is this the height of ironic humor?
aaron told me she was a pawg lads
>>60834279
(not true, by the way)
>>60834260
commit suicide
i bet all the girls that browse /mu/ are lurking these threads petrified of what could possibly happen to them
some advice:
if you're going to meme outside of /mu/, make sure you don't do it on a personal account with pics of yourself on it. don't even add your local friends on that accounts
better yet, keep /mu/ on /mu/ and don't pollute the outside world
>>60834199
she's not
she wears a pound of makeup and abuses angles like every other normie whore
her aesthetics are shit
>>60834243
she's at least a 7/10
>>60834307
better yet, don't browse 4chan at all
what the penis is going on in this thread
>>60834307
You know they're envious of all the attention she's getting. (REEEE, I hate women, right guys?)
>>60834331
better yet, stop being alive de.su ba.ka
>>60834322
she's a 6, and that's being nice
>>60834359
yeah but she got cocksucking lips
>>60834322
eyes set too low on her head, hence why tries to compensate with bangs
chin toooo sharp, fucks up her cheekbones
rat nose
again, caked in makeup
SITTING IN THE MOTHER FUCKING DARK
I DONT WANNA HEAR NO TALKING AY
>>60834407
is this post ironic
>>60834382
she looks like a dude tho famiglia >>60834322
>>60834419
sesh
>>60834422
no
her aesthetics are shit
>>60834447
hi kayla
quote this post if you want to suck kayla's clit
quote this post if you don't wan't to suck kayla's clit
quote this post or your mother dies tonight
>>60834407
Her face is actually perfectly proportioned. Hairline to brow to nose to chin are perfect thirds. Her eyes are at the correct spacing. Her features have good symmetry.
I'm feeling a strong 9 to a light 10. What a specimen.
>>60834506
shit
>>60834506
Aaron here
already have :3
>>60834447
post a pic with no makeup to prove them that they're wrong kayla
Kayla Thomasson = KT
>tfw
>>60834515
holy shit bitch you literally cannot fucking do that
you literally cannot fucking take what i said and lazily say the opposite of it to make you argument appear well conceived and you analytic you fucking faggot
eat a fucking dick
>>60834515
If you think that this fivehead shit >>60834322 is perfectly proportioned then you must be one ugly motherfucker
what's your guys compatibility with kayla on last.fm
super here
>>60834550
Don't post no motherfucking kitty cat
>>60834597
If you have any /mu/core albums then you're going to be super because that's all she listens to
>>60834597
>>60834597
whats her acc
>>60834564
are you going to be ok
it's almost as if the janitors are okay with kayla threads
>the loser who commented "marry me" on her last.fm
>taylor swift pic
lmaoing at your life familia
>>60834651
poopyfacekayla
>>60834506
Lol
What do you guys think the melon's opinion on this whole thing is
https://www.twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/627338923853778944
>>60834712
CUTE
>>60834656
shut up
SHUT UP
>>60834728
lol
>>60834728
HOLY SHIT
PLOT THICKENS
Aaron vs Fantano?
>>60834728
was he trying to fuck her bros?
>>60834712
firechao you are a beta piece of shit
>>60834749
its not your fault
are we going to hit 500 replies again or what
are we going to hit 500 replies again or what
>>60834802
yes
im a girl btw :3
does kayla like other girls?
>>60834802
yes
>>60834812
yes
this thread is lit
>>60834832
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S60810609
last nights was better
>>60834776
hilarious
it's not me posting those comments as if it's a meme btw
>tfw going through who she follows on last.fm and adding the girls
hehe
KAYLA
BE MY GF
PLS
>>60833167
You're a combination of the two worst subhumans to ever grace the planet. Good job!
>>60834683
Friend me ;)
Its a gif btw
>bird lass
what did she mean by this?
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>>60834876
i would if you didn't listened to nothing but /mu/core
>>60833096
This is what you get for being such a faggot.
There's no turning back now.
sam is better
@Bapzangi
>>60834925
you're fucking cute
>>60834925
this is what happens to ebin memers
anomoynos never 4gets
>>60834959
She's not even a real girl
>>60834959
isnt that a guy pretending to be a girl
>>60834959
She's not even a real person
>>60834989
>>60834995
yeah lol
thanks man
-aaron
>>60834989
You're not even real.
how tf is aaron still a huge meme 9 months later?
>>60835012
he
never
stops
>tfw no new kayla pics are going to be posted because the spic deleted his folder
>>60835007
i can sense the regret in this post
>>60835012
he isn't. most people got tired of his predictable posts and just stopped caring but he's always had a few followers who continued to shitpost him
>>60835012
nobody cares about aaron anymore
it's all about kayla
>>60834959
This person literally "favs" every tweet from the lesbian pitchfork writer that culturally appropriates /mu/memes.
I think they're either a horny nerd boy or a horny lesbian
lets take this time to talk about aaron
what is your favourite video of his
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdGuC1iGcDiIg1E1tg0G77g/videos
>>60835012
>9 months later
he started posting on here in august, it's only been about 5 months
>>60835059
fuck off aaron
>>60835055
who
inb4 Kayla kills herself and we all go to jail
>>60835055
hi zoe
>>60835059
this is a kayla thread, stop posting off-topic trash
>>60835059
Aaron's a faggot.
Kayla is the new queen of /mu/
https://twitter.com/poopyfacekayla
>all black profile pic
What did she mean by this?
>>60835059
givermant man or poland package
>>60835085
Zoe camp
>>60835066
>being this newfag
Aaron's been here since like march m8
search the archive
>>60835059
>aaron
lmao fuck off back to 2015
>>60835087
The blood will be on Aaron's hands, not ours
>>60835087
I would laff t b h
>>60835087
who is we
>>60835087
shit i didnt think about that
dont do it kayla
i love you :(
>>60834322
wtf that forehead is fucking HUGE
>>60835178
stop bullying her
>250 posts
>38 posters
wew
kayla here
thanks guys
>>60835216
marry me
>over 1.5k plays of the mars volta
>listens to pity sex and their worst album at that
>meme grips
>fka twigs
why does /mu/ like her again
do you guys think that kayla likes reading all the lewd things we say about her because it makes her feel pretty?
>>60835250
she's a sexual goddes
>>60835258
BIG
