Is Ariel Pink a role model to you?
He is to me. He taught me that a strange looking 5'4" man with a very feminine speaking voice/mannerisms and a hunch can get be a pussy slayer.
>>60829791
no not really. only ariel can do what he does
anyway u gotta start shooting up heroin if you wanna be legit like ariel
keeps getting dumped by his gfs so not much of a pussy slayer
>>60829833
Devin from DIIV confirmed Ariel gets TONS of pussy.
He also happens to be a romantic who wants a gf. If he wanted to do the single pussy slaying life he could.
I would love to sit down and talk with him. From some of his interviews he seems to have the knowledge and a very distinct ideas and opinions about music. I could listen to him talk about music forever.
>>60829833
>no not really. only ariel can do what he does
What did he mean by this?
>>60829791
I tried listening to some Ariel Pink and Grimes after countless threads hyping them up.
Holy fuck this is some sleep-inducing shit. What do people see in them? Is Lady Gags too popular or something?
>>60829971
What Ariel Pink songs did u listen to?
>>60829971
ariel is hit and miss one of the few artist where I just pick out songs and put them on a playlist
house arrest being his best overall album with no filler
try that or worn copy/doldrums
>>60829791
what a manlet rpçlf
>>60829917
Go to his live show and pretend you're doing a story on him for some magazine . he'll probably chat you up for hours
>>60829992
Dayzed in Daydreams and Lipstick.
>>60830103
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpweTiKlm0U
If you dont like, Ariel might not be for you.
>>60829866
yeah ik according to twitter
him and andy san dimas(porn star) hangout everyday
>>60830140
Don't like it. I tried. Sorry Ariel.
>>60829960
#problematic
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>>60830157
>andy san dimas
star of /mu/'s porn movie of the year 2011
>>60829791
>can get be a pussy slayer.
only if you're the most important artist of this generation, and he is, and you're not desu
>>60829971
>Hello, Plebbit!
>>60830157
I usually hate fruitbag music like Ariel Pink but for some reason I dig it
It's usually pretty funny and I like the 70s softrock vibe
>>60830469
only Ariel would be able to satisfy an ex porn star's stretched out vagine.
I bet his dick is so fat
From what little I know about his background, he recorded his seminal lo-fi shit living in an ashram. I would love to read a memoir about his years in the wilderness, so to speak, before Before Today.
>>60831745
What a cutie
I would've "molested" him
>>60830545
>I usually hate fruitbag music
most of his music isn't very flamboyant, he just dresses that way
>>60829960
This smells fake and gay.
>>60830379
i saw that shit hoping for some anal but there was no anal :(
>>60831745
Went to see him live in Miami, he showed up 1 hour late so this guy in the front row started booing when Ariel took the stage finally. Ariel acknowledge the booing man and stared at him for 3 full minutes without blinking. It was fucking weird. Then he pointed to the guy and told him to get on stage. I am not lying to you, Ariel dropkicked him like Rey Mysterio or some shit. The guy fell off the stage and Ariel started playing Four Shadows. It was insane.
>>60832896
Yeah I saw him right after Before Today came out and that motherfucker is like Iggy Pop on stage, completely unexpected.
>>60831875
None of that is fake. It's from his interviews/Pitchfork videos. Just google random phrases from it.
> went from creepy outsider to recognized pop idol
> worked with Kim Fowley
> recorded music on his own for years and still made it despite all the challenges
> released what's arguably the best pop album of the decade so far
> BTFO'd Grimes and Madonna
> fucked sky's tight pussy
How can one man be so based, family?
>>60829791
>5'4" man
Sweet I'm the same height. A lot of musicians are shorter than you think. I can spend all day posting artists who are 5'3-5'5. Danzig is 5'4 too btw.
>>60829960
Fake and gay
>>60833215
Probably still fake and gay.
>>60829791
>He taught me that a strange looking 5'4" man with a very feminine speaking voice/mannerisms and a hunch can get be a pussy slayer.
You realize he had his dad buy him into the industry right?
>>60835405
>I don't find this guy talented, he probably bought his way into the industry
That's a fake and gay way of thinking, anon.
>>60833981
5'2 Angus Young
5'2 Eazy E
5'2 Paul Simon
5'2 Prince
5'3 Danzig
5'3 Joey Jordison
5'3 Malcom Young
5'3' Phife Dawg
5'4 Ariel Pink
5'4 Bruno Mars
5'4 Deryck Whibley
5'4 Dio
5'4 Havoc
5'4 Skrillex
5'5 Billy Joel
5'5 Brian Johnson
5'5 Chris Carrabba
5'5 Lars Ulrich
5'5 Lil Wayne
5'5 Roger Daltrey
5'5 Thom Yorke
5'5 Trevor Dunn
5'6 Big Boi
5'6 Bruce Dickinson
5'6 DJ Khaled
5'6 Elton John
5'6 Flea
5'6 Issac Brock
5'6 Kendrick Lamar
5'6 Kerry King
5'6 Lil B
5'6 Lil Jon
5'6 Louis Armstrong
5'6 MF DOOM
5'6 Nathan Wavves Williams
5'6 Paul Masvidal
5'6 Pete Wentz
5'6 Prodigy
5'6 Rivers Cuomo
5'6 Styles P
5'6 Too Short
5'7 Anthony Kiedis
5'7 Beck
5'7 Ben Weinman
5'7 Big Sean
5'7 Billie Joe Armstrong
5'7 Bob Dylan
5'7 Bob Marley
5'7 Bono
5'7 Brotha Lynch Hung
5'7 Eddie Vedder
5'7 Elliott Smith
5'7 Greg Puciato
5'7 Iggy Pop
5'7 Jadakiss
5'7 Kanye West
5'7 King Buzzo
5'7 Kurt Kobain
5'7 Maynard James Keenan
5'7 Miles Davis
5'7 Saigon
5'7 Trent Reznor
5'8 Axl Rose
5'8 Bradley Nowell
5'8 Eddie Van Halen
5'8 Eminem
5'8 Guru
5'8 Ice Cube
5'8 John Coltrane
5'8 Kid Cudi
5'8 Lou Reed
5'8 Ludacris
5'8 Michael Jackson
5'8 Mike Patton
5'8 Nas
5'8 Noel Gallagher
5'8 Pharrell
5'8 Rakim
5'8' Soulja Boy
5'8 T.I.
5'8 Tech N9ne
5'8 Twista
5'9 Bon Jovi
5'9 Dave Navarro
>>60835681
It's true, look it up.
>>60835710
DJ Khaled is 5'6?
Jesus
>>60835710
5'7 master race
>tfw 6'1"
>>60835710
>5'2 Prince
Damn, he figured out how to make it work
>>60835868
>tfw 6'4
>>60835710
Pretty accurate. Some are wrong though. Kendrick is 5'4-5'5. Dio is 5'3. Kiedis is 5'8-5'9. Jeff Buckley is 5'7. Mudvaynes bassist is around 5'5. Small faces are all 5'3-5'6. Bow Wow is 5'4. Omarion is 5'5. Lead singer of Fall out boy is 5'4. Louis Armstrong & Miles Davis are around 5'5-5'6.
>>60835930
really short people sometimes register in my brain as not real humans, like a different species altogether. kinda fucked up desu
>>60835930
>tfw giantess fetish
i've masturbated to this before
>>60829971
grimes is shit but ariel pink is great. I found that going backwards in his discography was a good strategy since his older stuff tends to be less accessible. Pom Pom, Mature Themes, Before Today, Worn Copy, and House Arrest are all masterpieces
>>60835933
How do you get your heights?
Nice to see another height obsessed person. I'm 5'8" so I like seeing people around my height succeed.
>>60836136
celebheights is pretty accurate. you can search by height if you go to celebs my height.
>>60829917
'grimes is stupid and retarded'
that sure is some knowledgeble opinions senpai
>>60829791
pom pom is the best album of the 10s
it will take time but people will begin to realize it
>>60836332
no too much filler
>dinosaur carebears
>plastic raincoats
>fucking jello-o
>exile on frog street
>one summer night
>nude beach
all of those should have been removed
didn't care too much for the remake of dayzed inn daydreams also
>>60836635
>plastic raincoats
>dinosaur carebear
>one summer night
>filler
>>60836635
>>>/reddit/r/music
>>60836332
It was ridiculously bloated imo
>>60837079
>i don't have the attention span to listen to full albums
stick to singles kid.
>>60836313
He has very good taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z3sgtNcB3w
>>60837109
Lmao what are you talking about dude, I'm sorry I didn't like your double album of every half-baked idea Ariel Pink had in the past year
>>60836635
none of those are filler, exile on frog street is underrated senpai
>>60837216
and I'm sorry you have bad taste desu
>>60829960
i googled
if i was a caveman i wouldnt get very far with the ladies ariel pink
nothing came up
nice fake image
>>60837470
Confirmed for fake and gay
>>60835710
Most of these are wrong. They have to be
>>60837303
>>60836697
>>60837053
I've listen to ariel more than enough to realize when hes bullshitting
>>60837631
Why would they "have" to be wrong? Go research
>>60838279
Nice, what's your lastfm?
>>60838320
poopyfacekayla
>>60838279
>ariel is hit and miss one of the few artist where I just pick out songs and put them on a playlist
fuck off
itt: people who got into ariel this year
>>60838418
itp: person that got into ariel pink in december 2014
>>60838447
we'll see about that; Friend.......
I know a girl that he actually fucked when he came to my town
>>60838743
Elaborate as much as you can, I love reading about Ariel or girls he fucked.
>>60837631
believe it or not your /r9k/ memes do not always apply to real life
>>60838344
muh albumz
>>60838811
I bet you only listen to music on youtube and pandora huh faggot
>>60838828
ariel pink would laugh at your autistic ass
>>60838828
Nothing wrong with that
>>60838861
i would kick his ass
>>60833189
>>60832896
No fucking kidding? I always imagined that he'd be rather sluggish.
>>60838861
>Implying musicians know anything about listening to music. all they know is making music, not consuming music.
>>60839011
Are you actually this retarded? Musicians do almost nothing but listen to music on their free time
>>60839211
I heard an interview with ariel where he said listening to music is all he does in his free time, I wouldn't be surprised if he was posting in this thread
>>60839211
wrong wrong wrong
same thing with chefs
why do you think they have music or restaurant reviews? because someone has to tell the musician or cook if what they're making is any good.
they can't do it themselves
Stop talking Shit about Ariel Pink Fuckers
>>60829791
yes he is a role model to me for calling grimes stupid and retarded.
>>60833909
whos sky and whats that pop album
>>60837204
Damn thanks for the Ethiopian love Ariel.
I know Ariel Pink ripped off Todd Rundgrens style
He made like he only heard a little bit of him but he steals so much shit from him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAezJqZYHkU
>>60839549
fuck off Ted,
>>60836635
You're an idiot.
The album is 68 minutes long. Filler is used to pad out albums around singles to make them album-length. The album is 68 minutes long.
Dinosaur Carebears is clearly not filler, it's a 5 and a half minute jam with four different sections.
Plastic Raincoats is clearly not filler, it's the establishing opener to the album.
Jell-O is as much of a filler song as Pink Slime was on Mature Themes.
One Summer Night and Nude Beach are both songs that work in tandem.
You do not know what filler is. It is not "songs you do not like".
Try harder.
>>60829791
and u gotta look like Kurt Cobain with a weird pinhead chin
