"I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!"
"That's what she said"
>>60808813
Lmfao
>>60808651
lol office is a shit-tier tv show
Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.
It's got an oaky afterbirth
"it's called hentai, and it's art"
"It feels like some took my heart, and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And at the same time, someone else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy comes in and starts punching me in the grief bone. And I am crying, and no one can hear me because I am terribly, terribly... terribly alone."
"Robin Williams. Oh man, would I love to go head to head with him. 'I'm Mork from Ork!', 'Well I'm... Bork from... Smork.' 'Nanu Nanu!' 'Zippity-bloo-bloo!'"
>>60808907
kek
I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.
I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them
There's too many people on this Earth, we need a new plague...
"I've been punched in the face before, it wasn't nice"