ITT: Post female musicians you would totally cuddle with and make your gf
I'll start with my autistic aussie qt
[spoiler]too bad she's a dyke[/spoiler]
<3 Malian girls
>>60807647
Is she a dyke? Not that it matters...just curious?
>>60807774
yes she is
>>60807774
Yes she's a lesbian
Is she a autist? Not that it maters...just curious?
>>60807774
yeah
and this drag queen right here is her gf
Nicole Dollanganger
Grouper
Since Grouper has already been posted
>>60807845
that picture needs way more reverb and delay
>>60807774
>Not that it matters
you pathetic wuss. why would you add that stupid line there? what was the point? "ooh I'm just asking, I don't mean to offend anyone in any way, especially lesbian community here on this board, have a good day bye". I'm puking right on your dumb face.
>>60807904
I tried but photoshop doesn't have those effects
>>60807905
literally you
I'm not like you guys who always have waifus and shit, and I rarely even get crushes, but fuck did I crush hard on Alina Orlova. And I'm not even that crazy for readheads.
>>60807879
why was it so hip to dress in drag in the 90's, why are we so close minded today?
Denise Nouvion from Memoryhouse
Annie Clark. Don't have a picture cause mobile. Can someone post one?
>>60807909
there's something strange about her gaze, and I don't know whether i should be scared or turned on
Or Angel Olsen
>>60808434
ewww
Why is she so sad bros?
>>60807905
Wow. Getting this triggered by anonymous posts on a Phillipino Telepathic Radish Wrestling Board.
Jesus.
>>60808482
bc she's hideous
>>60808516
You're just a meanie
>>60808160
Scary. I love GPO as much as the next Tannie but cuddle with.... Whoa.
>>60808535
yeah that was mean, i take it back
she's not hideous, just not attractive to me
>>60807647
Why the fuck is this garden gnome holding a cup of coffee?
>>60807925
TOTAL QT
>>60808383
she has great tits, too
>>60807647
A loner like you would make any girl your girlfriend
>>60808198
>>60807742
only attractive girl ITT
all the others look diseased
>>60808198
older pic
Frankie Cosmos
>>60807742
>>60808738
shit taste
>>60808777
I'd rather cuddle with her mom
Either her or Brittany Howard
You all have shit normie-tier taste and can't appreciate these goddesses.
>>60808654
shut up, my waifu is beautiful
>>60808865
>Brittany Howard
I can dig it.
>>60808735
w-why do you say that, anon?
>>60808865
HIGH TEST
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>>60808895
awful taste in women
>>60808865
>tfw no fat punk gf
just fuck off and post more grouper please
Kacy Hill duh
>>60807938
>>60808504
taking bait
I love her oh so much
>>60808735
rekt
>>60809083
i mean seriously
>>60807845
liz is so rad. like i dont even think im attracted to her so much as i think shes cool as fuck
I want to hold her hand while she gets a haircut, clearly salons scare her.
>>60809166
like, her music sucks but damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrKiNn55TuA
>>60809208
Who the fuck is that Splice alien
ok real talk now
>>60809243
dayum you just know she loves the d
>>60809276
who's this
>>60809208
she makes great music but man, she's ugly
>>60807905
I think he means it doesn't matter because he'd still wreck that gay pussy
>>60809162
i didn't get it
english is not my first language no bully pls
>>60807774
if you watch literally any interview with her you know she's gay within seconds
>>60807845
<3 Lizzy
>>60808895
this is a fantastic picture of her, she usually doesn't photograph too well
>>60809366
Mia Matsumiya from Kayo Dot (or was from, I don't know what she does now)
>>60809366
>not knowing Mia
wew
>>60809510
there's only one mia for me
If I ever meet her I will ask her to marry me.
>>60808633
DUDE GEEK LMAO
>>60809498
>if you watch literally any interview with her you know she's gay within seconds
I just thought she was Australian
>>60809611
yeah I know but there are nuances
>>60808735
noice
>>60808071
>liking girls with curly hair
shit taste
>>60808482
she looks like a 12 year old that just got beat by her dad
>>60807925
Panda >>>> any female
>>60809788
muh dick
kitty if u are still out there i still love u
yall are pathetic losers but i love you anyway
>>60809879
Courtney?
>>60809926
sorry f a m just a skinny 18 year old white boy
She is my modern girl and I am her old fashioned man
Norah Jones
:3
>>60809764
>doesn't want to be the big spoon and shove his face into some curls
>>60808160
is that Grimes?
>>60810030
fucking this
CUTE
>>60810304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie6plcFQ330
yes
Can't believe nobody posted best girl.
who /sza/ here family
>>60809535
maya is mine senpai
>>60810498
she's neither of ours
Diplo is a huge douchebag who's working with Skrillex now and he's fucked her hundreds of times
>>60810432
>shitting up another thread with skyspamming
it begins
>>60807916
Audacity > Import Raw Data... > Reverb & Delay
>>60807845
she looks so sad in every photo and that makes me want to hug her all the more. i don't really feel physical attraction but i think liz is a beautiful and delicate soul.
>>60808482
yes, her too. julien's music is really heartfelt and pretty.
who /sadcore/ here
>>60810432
She's a horrible abomination, she makes us fully appreciate how fundamentally wrong-faced spics really are. If she hadn't bleached herself white we would just ignore her misshaped face, but now that she's adopted the skin tone and hair color of a caucasian, the monstrousness of her morphology becomes blatant and impossible to ignore. She triggers in me feelings of xenophobia and hatred I didn't even know I was capable of. I now fully understand what H.P. Lovecraft was trying to convey us in The Shadow Over Innsmouth. She is the modern-day embodiment of the "not-quite-human" quality he always failed to properly convey. But now that I can see it with my own eyes I understand the horror and the indignant repulsion. Sky Ferrera is like a nasty little mutated rodent that crept into my house and was so ugly it scared my cat to death. I want to squish her underfoot but I'm afraid that getting too close to her stinky-looking face will make me catch gonorrhea or some other disease. Taxonomists have been struggling for decades with the notion of teratology but all they have to do to convince themselves that monsters exist and have their own ontological niche is to take a look at that unhumanoid miswomanly it-thing.
>>60810543
True, and I am mad jelly, but she's no longer Diplo's either.
>>60809807
>>60810667
>Portuguese/Brazilian
>spic
this is wrong in hundreds of levels
>>60809848
me again, if u ever wanna get coffee senpai jus lemme know
>>60810756
Everything south of Murrkaland is Spicland
There's nothing you can show or say to refute that.
>>60810673
>you will never make a female genuinely smile
>>60807905
have an upboat, m´lady :^)
>>60810788
just to clear things for people who care, not implying you do
spic = hispanic
hispanic = spanish speaking
I believe you mean south america with "everything south of murrkaland" on that case, every country there is latin, but not necessarily hispanic
Brazil = Latin, not hispanic
Colombia/Mexico/Bolivia/Chile, etc = Latin and hispanic
Spain = Hispanic, not latin
Portugal = neither
Sky Ferreira = Marginally Latin ascendence, not spic by a long shot
>>60809848
Why would god make her so fucking cute but so fucking untalented
>>60808736
>>60808761
>>60810023
whats the point in those chicks? you cant even do cool stuff with them like 69, they probably wont even suck the dick, thy wont stip on your dick and give you a proper handjob. these hipster-girls suck in bed, why even waste time on this shit
>>60810886
It's all the same dirty-yellow-skinned, sweaty-looking mess of a pseudo-race that looks half-inbred, half-miscegenated and I'm not even against race-mixing.
>>60810916
God doesn't exist.
>>60810944
The point, Timmy, is to look smart and sophisticated. There's a point in a boy's life where he feels that he must force himself to like ugly things so that he can feel special.
>>60807647
>>60810950
>spics
>yellow
>>60810791
>thinking that's a genuine smile
>>60810986
are you male or female
>>60811017
yeah, or brownish or dull orange.
Skin tones are actually complex and involve several overlaid nuances. In the case of spics that mixture can only accurately be defined as "dirty".
>>60810654
Applying for sadcore here, but I mostly feel like Grouper looks sleepy on her pics
>>60811026
why is that cat smiling
>>60811038
male, obviously. If I were female I'd probably try to capitalize on the "ironically ugly = attractive" trend that would allow me to get boned without putting any actual effort into my appearance.
>>60809927
yeah
>>60811081
>ironically ugly = attractive
who is Mac DeMarco
>>60811073
she has perpetually tired eyes
[spoiler]tfw I'm really turned on by it and I'll never meet a woman with the same feature[/spoiler]
>>60807916
just export it as raw data then add delay and reverb in audacity, duh.
>>60809146
she played where I work recently but I was away.
Sad to miss that gig
>>60810997
why tho, she's like 50
>>60811120
I didn't know anyone wanted his dick. And I'm already plenty ugly and fashionably rude but chicks hate me.
>>60811171
I mean, they want his dick cause he's "LE GOOFY CIGARETTE MAN WHO SINGS"
>>60807925
my husband
>>60811170
there's no point in history when I wouldn't pork the bork
>>60811218
ah, that's where I fucked up then, I don't smoke.
>>60811255
she is a qt ill admit
>>60807647
[spoiler][/spoiler]is she a dyke
>>60811218
they want his dick because he's a confident and charming guy, calm it pal.
>>60811317
honestly, thinking about it Mac would make a real fucking bro
I'm 23
>>60811255
This desu. She is a goddess.
m'lady
>>60811319
What a gorgeously structured face
feels like /x/
stop posting aliums
>>60810886
>Spain = not latin
are you alright?
>>60811567
>out of latin america
>out of latin american culture
>latin
>>60808504
>Phillipino Telepathic Radish Wrestling Board.
the fucking
best
ever
>>60811017
Spics share around 20% of their genes with asians, and some countries have serious asian heritage.
So he is not that wrong.
>>60811583
you do know chile, mexico, brazil, spain, portugal, france, italy are all latin contries, right?
>>60810886
You know, spic is used for anything south of the border by common practice, even for hues since portuguese is just spanish while having a stroke.
If your autism is big enough, 60% of europe accounts as Latin as well and no one describe europeans as latins.
charles
>>60811583
Stupidest post of today.
Congratulations.
>>60811705
>>60811754
>>60811776
latin countries are the ones in latin america. Speaking a latin-based language (a language that comes from the dead language of latin) does not make the country latin, just compare the cultures of italy and portugal to mexico and Cuba. The only "latin" countries of europe would be Portugal and Spain, and the only thing they have going for them is the languages they share with latin/south america
How you wanna know more than me, a latin monkey, about latin shit?
>You know, spic is used for anything south of the border by common practice
yes
>>60811836
jesus
you are a monkey indeed
>>60811870
I WANT YOU TO RECOGNIZE THAT I'M A PROUD MONKEY, YOU VANDALIZE MY PERCEPTION BUT CAN'T TAKE STYLE FROM ME
jesca hoop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccfl4euoxeQ
emily reo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayfyspGZ96o
nina kraviz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogJgUteDAs
mari kvien brunvoll
https://youtu.be/NAJHXYXz8IA?t=541
laura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIQjLrffIq0
>>60808131
Because it was a joke then but now its all serious now and if you wear a dress youre a "cross dresser" or "transgender"
Lil B and Young Thug and Jaden Smith do it but they get called "gay"
Colleen is so small and adorable
>>60812076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH3qyJeWzVI
>>60812175
>>60812168
>so small
lol she's like 5'6-5'7. taller than average
>>60812257
I mean that she is petite and skinny and cute.
And she's about 30 so it makes that even more adorable, I love the idea of cuddling little cute older women
>>60808895
ur waifu a shit
>>60807845
>>60807925
>>60808383 (both Angels)
>>60809580
>>60812206
good taste
>>60812296
Petite means short and skinny.
>And she's about 30
Google says she's 31. She doesn't look close to 31.
>>60812363
>She doesn't look close to 31.
she looks youngish as fuck
>>60812363
>5'6
>tall
>>60812334
no she isn't, she's beautiful and pure
Carré she's otally a keeper
>>60807839
>>60807845
>>60808071
>>60808383
>>60808434
>>60808482
>>60808736
>>60809083
>>60809848
>>60810023
>>60811319
>>60812168
>>60812206
>>60812339
Any of these girls would be just heavenly to sleep with spooning during a cold night
>>60812243
Tove <3
2
2 many out there...boner 2 big need both hands....cant...
3
I used to have kind of a crush on the brunette from Icona Pop
>>60813054
>>60813008
>>60812989
I like current Tove more, desu senpai.
4
5
dolores o'riordan
>>60813079
6
she looks nice every time, t b h
7
this jewess
>>60812429
For a woman 5'6 is above average. Petite is 5'3 and shorter. I'm petite :3
>>60813186
emily haines is amazing
>>60812889
my dick
>>60807647
I cannot begin to describe the disdain I have for this sort of music. To be honest, if I focus really hard on the instruments, shut out the vocals and pretend that they were being sung by someone tolerable and with lyrics that aren’t embarrassing, I can potentially see why this isn’t bad. But the truth is that she is there, she is awful, she is unbearably moronic and she does ruin any little bits of skill that the drums or guitars bring in. After one of my friends declared Barnett his “new waifu” I decided to check this out, and after confronting him about this absolute nonsense, he made a comment along the likes of only enjoying it to impress girls at parties. This album is exactly the sort of think that those teenage girls who listen to “indie” as an image or a statement would lap up. They’ll talk about the bad vocals as “dylan-esque”, and will break into singing quotes from the frankly embarrassing lyrics whenever they can, because they’re SO ME XD, snapping up lines like “I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide” as if they’re extremely meaningful poetry. And jesus, I haven’t even mentioned the accent. If there was ever a convincing case for a nuke heading right to the middle of Australia’s eastern coast, this is it. An album filled with nonsense psuedo-meaningful ‘indie’ lyricism, complete with an image you’d expect one of those Sundance films advertised as indie (but actually aren’t), mostly forgettable instrumentation and songwriting, and one of the worst voices you’ve ever heard. Is there anything worse?
>>60813215
>>60810458
Szas qt but i thino shes actually taller than me.
>>60813233
>>60813278
>>60813278
fugg yea
I met her at a metric show in toronto but I dropped the spaghetti so hard I didn't get a photo or autograph
>>60813320
>>60808777
checked
saw her live with porches, she's adorable and was super happy that so many people came out to see her
>>60809927
Ayyye
would totally cuddle and listen to shitty punk albums with
>>60807647
>>60807774
>>60807819
So she's closeted straight.
>>60813353
>>60813321
great that you meet her
Angel olsen
>>60813243
I'm 5'5. most women musicians are taller than me.
>>60813496
this kind of angle always activates my dick
>>60808482
look like a neurotic bag of emotional issues
Stop spamming your waifu, this is a serious thread.
>>60813799
who is she?
>>60813844
>>60813836
emily haines of metric
>>60807647
4/10 looks, but 8/10 because she'd be a cool friend.
>>60807742
6/10
>>60807819
2/10
>>60807825
6/10
>>60807839
8/10
>>60807845
8/10
>>60808071
5/10
>>60808160
3/10
>>60808191
6/10
>>60808383
7/10
>>60808434
5/10
>>60808482
3/10
>>60808633
5/10
>>60808736
>>60808761
9/10
>>60808865
1/10
>>60809243
>>60809166
>>60809083
6/10
>>60809131
7/10
>>60809146
8/10
>>60809208
2/10
>>60809276
8/10
>>60809535
5/10
>>60809578
4/10
>>60809580
5/10
>>60809848
>>60810782
9/10
>>60809927
8/10
>>60810023
5/10
>>60810267
6/10
>>60810304
8/10
>>60810432
8/10
>>60810458
5/10
>>60810654
5/10
>>60811299
8/10
>>60811319
7/10
>>60811462
3/10
>>60813145
>>60812243
>>60812175
>>60812076
6/10
>>60812091
7/10
>>60812168
7/10
>>60812189
5/10
>>60812206
8/10
>>60812339
8/10
>>60812889
7/10
>>60813134
6/10
>>60813186
7/10
>>60813384
6/10
>>60814016
AUTISM
>>60814016
>rates the tranny
keked hard
>thinks people care about his ratings
keked harder
>>60811973
Why am I finding this image so cool? Not even american thugs manage to be this cool, damn... This is some next-level gangster shit going on here. I wouldn't just change sidewalks with I saw one of these guys, I'd straight up run for my life as fast as I can praying for the best
>>60808736
>>60808761
>>60814111
>>60814077
>being upset because someone rated your favorite female muscian low
>>60814154
>>60814166
>thinks I even checked that
talking about checking, me, the other guy and you all got dubs, ain't that some shit?
>>60814177
>>60814177
>>60814154
>>60808761
>>60808736
When will she stop pretending to be gay?
>>60814111
What tranny?
>>60814077
>>60814111
>>60814166
>>60814199
>>60814266
>>60814266
third """girl""" rated
>>60814231
>>60814299
WEW LAD
>>60814077
>>60814111
>>60814166
>>60814199
>>60814266
>>60814299
check all those
I legit unironically find Grimes beautiful. Watch her live FYF 2014 set with her long pink hair and she looks angelic. She does do weirder styles in other stuff but she's cool and her humility is refreshing compared to other pop musicians
>>60814404
grimes is nice
>>60814404
A literal Goddess my sweet-natured friend. I pray to her every night.
>>60814387
Literally Who
>>60814499
Sarah Barthel, pleb.
>>60813231
I can't tell if this is copypasta or just autism
Would worship
>>60814941
MEW sings?
>>60815026
her music is unfortunately mediocre desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh3P9bM5044
>>60807647
Everyone on this board likes to hate on her, but I think she's adorable. (not that she'd ever return the feeling ;_;) How does /mu/ not find this girl cute?
>>60815064
>her music is unfortunately mediocre desu
I don't give a shit. She's fucking hot.
>>60815430
Her age is starting to show
sad girls are the only girls worth dating.
