The number of (Joe|John|Jon|Jonas|Joris)es in your library is the length of ur benis in inches
Pic related, 11 inch donger
About 25 I think, too lazy to count
>>60794552
post proof or ur donger is 2 inches
>>60794483
>0 inches
fuck
>>60794575
no please not the donger
strong 15 inches
>>60794483
comfortable, while still being mightily impressive. 8 is great!
>>60794667
Haydn counts as a Joe, but Joanna Newsom, Bach, Joni Mitchell, and Jordaan Mason don't count. 11 inch benis for u
>>60794709
fug
>John Cale
>John Coltrane
>John Maus
>Jon Hopkins
Can I count Joanna Newsom too? 5 inches wouldn't be too bad, but, 4, that's pushing it.
>>60794735
>get yourself some lennon and cash
>>60794749
>Listening to dadcountry
>Listening to anything by a solo Beatle other than All Things Must Pass
I'll take a 4 inch dong over that
>>60794730
haha :DDDD
>>60794777
Johnny Cash is decent
>>60794784
DDD:
>>60794777
>mischaracterizing good music
11 inch benis :DDD
:D
>>60797286
there is a harpie in your library
>tfw i find out i don't have a donger