Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone the holy quadrology of Kendrick Lamar/Sufjan Stevens/Jamie xx/Tame "the Instagram of rock bands" Impala's 9.3 for AOTY?
More importantly, will someone dethrone the dynamic duo of Titus Andronicus and Beach House for best 8.1 of the year?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2015 BNM Tally: 44
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories
-RIP SOPHIE AND ALL OF PC MUSIC
-End of 2015 lists are coming soon, friends. Be prepared.
-This thread hypes and supports Sunn O))), Baroness, and Pusha T.
oops, forgot the title. guess i'm a little rusty
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why they dont review FloriDada??????????
Crossing my fingers for the ol' end of the year Burial release.
what a terrible day. please bless us with a 10.0 tonight p4k gods
>>60769703
Any hope of a surprise BNM lads? I'm not feeling it.
Also dubs decide aoty
>>60769966
nice dubs. Kendrick's AOTY no doubt
Ian Cohen has no dick. true story
>>60769755
it's truly the end of an era
>>60769966
kendrick aoty
any underdogs for SOTY? Better not be fucken Jamie xx
>>60769966
>Any hope of a surprise BNM lads
leave the AOTY to me
Sunn 0))) 6.8
>>60770079
3 way tie with dimed out, days of candy, and elegy to the void.
>>60769980
They've never given AOTY to an artist twice. I think it will be Tame Impala or Jamie XX.
>>60769755
Animal Collective's PR and Promotion team decided not to buy an exclusive promotional package from Conde Nast's Pitchfork this album release. Painting With will still be reviewed but will get a 7.5+ no BNM
Who here /wakeupandtheworldisempty/?
Dubs decide Sunn O))) score
>>60770909
5.0
Top ten prediction
1) Kendrick
2) Sufjan
3) Tame Impala
4) OPN
5) Jamie xx
6) Deafheaven
7) Vince Staples
8) Miguel
9) Panda Bear
10) Sleater-Kinney
>>60770909
8.0
>>60770211
Panda Bear has one for Merriweather & one for Person Pitch if that counts.
>>60771091
it doesn't. one is for anco.
anyone happen to download the dave harrington remix of michael jackson's human nature? it's been taken off soundcloud.
does anyone actually take p4k seriously? i just come here to see if they promote music i like, kinda like a game. their ratings will have no affect on what i listen to, i just want to see if my favorites are getting just praises.
>>60770178
>dimed out
no way
you think?
TMLT is my AOTY but they just took a giant shit on titus with that 8.1 no BNM (offtopic but i would nominate 8.1 as meme score of the year), but i feel like giving dimed out SOTY would be a big slap in the face. it'll probably make top 20 though.
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
>>60771091
Are you the same retard that said this earlier today? Obviously that doesn't fucking count.
>>60769966
Trips and Joanna is aoty
Dubs and it's kendrick
>>60769966
Courtney Barnett is getting AOTY
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>60770245
fuck
POPE FRANCIS CAREER BTFO!!!!!!!
POPE FRANCIS PANNNED TF OUT BY CONDE NAST
3/16
3/16
3/16
POPE FRANCIS BTFO
YOUR CAREER IS OVER HAHAHAHAHAAHA
PANN O))))F THE CENTURY
WTF IS THIS?!!?!?!?!?
HILARIOUS
damn the pope francis review was actually a 5.0
PITCHFORK IS BACK BABY!
>>60769966
1. in colour
2. tpab
3. carrie & lowell
4. black messiah
5. art angels
GREAT PROG ROCK PUNS JIA TOLENTINO
WHATEVER YOURE PAID, ITS NOT ENOUGH
GET IN HERE
>>60771586
>>60771586
>>60771586
>>60771607
lol why can't p4k be like this all the time
>people still take p4k seriously
p4kdrones are the worst
>>60770211
>p4k giving aoty to white males in 2015
Would simply be a bad PR move. No to mention how many Pitchfork readers adore Kendrick. It's a no brainer to give it to him.
Soooo how the fuck did Black Friday by Kendrick not get BNT?
>>60771664
Trust me. It isn't happening.
>>60771577
Pope Francis > the Mars Volta
What a time to be alive
>>60771696
Based on what? Just because someone hasn't won it twice yet? It's bound to happen eventually anon, and this is the year to do it. Kendrick will win for his medicore album.
>>60771721
Nah man. Just won't happen. Screenshot this and we can talk about it when the AOTY list comes out.
>>60771721
Considering they low balled his score (TPaB is the best hip hop album since the 90s btw) because of Kendricks respectability politics, I'd say it's very unlikely they give it to him
Also it's an indie year
>>60771607
SHARP DISTANCE
>>60771769
Maybe its finally a bleeps&bloops year and they will give Jamie XX AOTY
>>60771769
>Considering they low balled his score (TPaB is the best hip hop album since the 90s btw)
Jesus Christ. People actually believe this. I agree he won't get AOTY though.
>>60771769
What do you mean it's an indie year? There are just as many great hip-hop releases this year as there are indie
>>60771819
Lamie XX is least likely to get aoty of the 9.3s. If he does, I'll kill myself. Screenshot this
>>60771819
this is a possibility, it even has Young Thug on it
>>60771852
>What do you mean it's an indie year
it's a stupid theory that Pitchfork tends to alternate each year between giving hip hop albums and indie albums AOTY
problem is it only works back to 2010
>What do you mean it's an indie year?
>>60771852
They give AOTY to Hip Hop one year and Indie the next. Last year was RTJ, the year before that Vampire Weekend. So this year will be an indie release, hypothetically.
>>60771879
Well that year makes sense. Can't upset the P4K darlings known as AnCo.
>>60771853
exactly, because I think they really wish they could deep down give Barter 6 AOTY but would lose all credibility in doing so, so they are just going to have to settle with In Colour.
>>60771844
>97 on metacritic
>every hip hop artist calling it an instant classic
Of course people think this you contrarian teenager
>>60771958
>referencing metacritic scores
>referencing every stupid nigger's opinion on an album
>teenager
FOH, faggot. Calling me a teenager doesn't make you any older. Now go to bed, you have a school bus to catch tomorrow.
>>60771958
Confirmed for being unable to form own opinions.
why is chillwave so hilarious?
>>60772048
>>60772075
He never said that was his opinion on TPaB, btw. He was just countering:
>Jesus Christ. People actually believe this.
>>60771904
it was an indie album every single year from 99 to 2009 - the hip-hop/indie thing has only been happening since 2010
>>60771879
>>60771884
Shit I knew that, I took what he said without the context.
Well TPaB is good enough so that it will break the alternating as well as the aoty only once per artist
>>60772048
The only place the album has received any kind of negative opinion is on /mu/, an Internet community composed of a lot of racists as evidenced by your typing "stupid nigger"
I don't think that's coincidence
>>60771958
>COMPLAINING ABOUT CONTRARIANS
>ON /mu/ OF ALL PLACES
GO
BACK
TO
>>60772355
>The only place the album has received any kind of negative opinion is on /mu/
I was questioning whether this was b8 or not and the rest of post doesn't convince me otherwise.
>>60772447
All he did in the rest of the post was describe /mu/ in a way that enforced his point?
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
Hey Beach House guy, which one is aoty?
>>60772654
Regardless,
>The only place the album has received any kind of negative opinion is on /mu/
is demonstrably false.
MEME POPE
>>60771013
Switch Impala to 2 and Jamie xx to three.
