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Lauren Mayberry is an absolute qt and a sweetheart.
Delete this misogyny.
She's a 28 year old who looks, acts, talks and pretty much is a 16 year old. She's fucked in the head.
Confirmed
>>60749653
>that filename
dayum
>>60749645
I'd put a dick in that 16-yo lookin pussy, dumb faggot.
Daily reminder: She can gargle my cum like ambrosia.
>>60749645
thats good genetics
How do you handle not being with her today?
I'll post some feet while I'm still here.
>>60749691
She has a fucking annoying self important personality. One wrong move and she'd call you a misogynistic woman oppressor.
>>60749720
keep going
>>60749725
Thats a myth
All she did is defending herself against legit harassement
>>60749737
>>60749720
im not a footfag, so i would like to ask them
how do you rate her feet? (1 to 10)
>>60749738
Go to bed Lauren
>>60749634
Nigga she looks like Michael Cera in drag
>>60749748
I hate Lavren, but her feet are easily a 8.1/10
>>60749748
I'd say 7. In her other pictures, her feet are much more pale looking (which I like). Unfortunately, you don't get that close-up look.
no she isn't
>>60749756
>>60749766
OK
I knew there is nothing second tier about her
What do you guys think Lavren thinks of Floridada?
People calling her a cvnt for defending against harassement is why we need feminism
Obvious sweetheart
>>60749766
I have several close-up pictures and I can assure you her feet are 8.1
>>60749781
her nose is shit tier, and her tummy is not soft enough
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>>60749749
/mu/ is full of homos man, keep your gay agenda to yourself thanks.
>>60749787
She masturbates to it every night
>>60749792
What was the harassment?
You take Berry and her beary for a day of fun. By sunset, she says she's exhausted. What do you do next?
>>60749817
Tuck her in and take her to bed. it's a school night.
>>60749817
drive her home, her boyfriend must be worried
then masturbate smelling her carseat when she leaves
>>60749800
>her nose is shit tier
WAT?????
>>60749817
STRAIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>60749817
Take her home, kiss her goodnight, and tell her I'd love to see her again.
>>60749832
4me anon
you don't have to share my taste anoon
>>60749800
>her nose is shit tier, and her tummy is not soft enough
No way
>>60749832
This. She has literally the 2nd most perfect nose that has ever existed (Amy Adams is #1).
her nose is tiny and feminine
its perfect
you have to be gay to hate her
>9 posters
>36 replies
#Lavren/mu/crew
>>60749720
was she in a bikini when she posted this?
what type of bikini would lauren mayberry wear?
>>60749915
>tfw I've been posting in lavren threads continuously for going on 2 years now
Feels good desu
>>60749803
there was none, nobody harassed her
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>>60749900
tumblr pls go
>>60749931
i still hope she was naked, with only the book covering her vulnerable parts
>>60749948
>7 (You)s
f-fuck you
>>60749948
right back to you
>>60749738
>guy shouts "Marry me" at a concert
>I am being harassed!1!1!
>>60749875
too pointy and her holes are too large
>>60749959
wow those are some floppy mayberries
do you think she could setup a sample trigger in front of her chest and use her boobies to do that OOH-AHH-OOH-AHH sound?
>You will never approach her from behind and feel her tvmmy and chest
>>60749982
id love to make her do that ooh-aah sound
>>60749948
I made you some snacks.
>>60749720
1.4 m swimming pool is too deep for her :3
>>60750004
Lauren, what did I tell you about leaving the kitchen without a man to hold your hand?
>>60750014
shes strong and independent. stfu mra cunt
>>60750004
the thought that this was for james hinton drives me mad
>>60750009
:3
>>60750024
>james hinton
Is that that Aaron looking motherfucker?
if dubs i tweet this thread to lauren and you faggots run and reset your routers
A natural beauty.
>>60750036
yup
this pic is in his instagram and says "welcome party for me in Glasgow" or something
but one cant blame him. he brags waaaaayy less than what i would expect from a guy with a 9/10 qt girlfriend
>>60750055
she is
Apparently Brandon said on Soundcloud that he was arrested last night, anyone been able to contact him since?
He got drunk and threw a chair threw his dojo, I'm about 100 miles away, otherwise I'd go check it out and take pictures myself
>>60749634
Feminazi cunt. I'd fuck her if I can put a gag on her
>>60749634
She's a slut
>>60750083
don't make this a Brandon thread pls
Brandon is welcome to make statements in person if he wishes
>>60750105
you misspelled Angel
>>60750022
Go back to reddit you faggot
>>60750083
I live just down the street from there....I'll swing by in a minute, I'm going to go get some late night Mexican anyway
>>60750121
go back to /r/4chan, you edgelord
downvoted
any vagina closeup of hers?
>>60750144
say the password
>>60750121
go back to /pol/, misotard
>>60750144
ask james hinton
>>60750154
"misogyny"
These threads are the New Kpop.
Oh shit! I don't know who did it, but the front window is busted
There's a guy in here I'm going to ask him what happened
>>60750189
kpop idols are more cute tho
>>60750191
hello brandon
>>60750191
This kid says he doesn't know what happened, just that they are watching the store in shifts
>>60750207
Yeah, no. I don't GAF about him.
>>60750248
james hinton assaulted Brandon
Post more lavrens btw
>hfw misogynist pig tries to rape her on stage
>>60750248
>>60750191
not the same building
>>60750248
holy shit, its finally happening...iain and martin are coming for Brandon
>>60750348
nice meme
>>60750334
last pic, just for you... I'm going home now...
>>60750348
i talked to another guy who just showed up, it was done by a student, they got him on camera apparently
he doesn't know a brandon, but he does know a "Babo" who matches the description I gave
is that your nickname here, Brandon?
>>60750191
i know someone who goes there. said he freaked out over something. two of the mma guys tackled him and literally threw him out the door.
>>60750411
your bullshitting that pic looks like it's of an empty room
>>60750411
simply epic anon
>>60750411
doesnt even look like the place
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>>60750499
Didn't even make those posts.
>>60750461
brandon doesnt go to this one anymore since someone tweeted Lauren the address
>>60750154
"Brandon"
>>60750510
filtered
>>60749634
>>60750546
moar
>>60750514
I still go there.
>>60750083
lol, this never happened
>>60750588
So I guess the Daily Press just does articles on stuff that doesnt happen right?
I guess the question is whether you are the one who did it
>>60750611
You fucked up by posting pics of two different buildings. Nice try though, I'll give you that.
>>60750630
>>60750461
>acknowledge you are dropping your trip
>knowingly posting pictures of your dojo on 4chan
mate..
>>60750570
>>60750645
those pics can be found on their public facebook, and there's some on their site.
I fingered my butthole for the first time to lavren AMA
>>60750648
>lavren, will you ever leave me?
wait who is brandon and why is lauren's bf involved in this???
>>60750630
brandon this is just sad, stop
>>60750689
Brandon harassed Lauren and her bf did not take that lightly.
>>60750461
what dojo is this? im in VA and looking for somewhere to take up martial arts to lose weight
>>60750701
that pic makes you want to comfort her
>>60750716
>tfw you will never take care of lavren when she's sick
>>60750730
>tfw youll never kiss her hot forehead
>tfw shell never sneeze at you and apologize half an hour for if
>tfw shell never confirm she feels better with a smile
>>60750730
:(
>tfw you'll never hold her while she coughs
>>60750730
>hfw brandon tweets her
>>60750730
>tfw you will never measure her body temperature the traditional way
>>60750804
what is she doing to that microphone?
>>60750804
now that is ... interesting
>>60750804
>cymbals that high
>sloppy layout
fuck man i didn't need to see this
>>60750851
>caring about the drumkit
>>60750836
You've never heard her old band Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Her drum game stronk.
>>60750863
>tfw you never travel back in time to make insecure teen lavren yours
>>60750863
C V T E
V
T
E
She's so random xDDDD
Where my lavren crew at?
>So... what are we going to do next, anon? Parents out till the next noon... Just saying. ;^)
>>60750958
c-can you sing a song for m-me?
>>60750953
trying to comprehend how to deal with
#livewithoutlavren
>>60750980
Aww, cheer up. Have some lavren smiles.
>>60751015
;____;
tfw no qt3.14 lauren mayberry gf
tfw no talkative-jesting lauren mayberry friend
tfw no scared to death and chained up in my basement lavren gf
>>60751130
would love to torture her
beating her periodically with a pipe
just imaging her hysterical crying as i pummel her makes me hard.
i'd make brandon watch.
tfw no spastic elaine-dancing lauren mayberry girlfriend
>>60751149
stop.
she deserves to be treated like the princess she is.
tfw no lauren mayberry in trouble around me to save her from ricardo lopez 2.0
>>60751149
tweeting this to Lauren.
>>60751167
I bet youre the guy who said that exact same thing in that lavren thread last week or something
>>60751149
Get help
>>60751184
kek
>>60751259
>>60751149
I'll help you out, bro, if you want
we can torture her together
>>60749634
I'd like to test her ass
>>60751304
do it
>>60751318
and report results
>>60751149
get lost
>>60751399
... in her eyes
>>60751471
you mean those soulless eyes?
>>60751577
m8...
>>60751259
Brandon, I'll pay 7KT and Aaron's plane ticket to your hometown if you agree to do a live streaming youtube show together and spend the whole time making fake Twitter accounts and spamming Lauren with misogynistic tweets
Is that something you'd be interested in?
>>60751596
perfection
>>60751596
she looks like she would just sit there during sex
>>60751652
Wouldnt mind at all
>>60751149
I wish you would get hit by a bus for that misogyny.
>>60751652
>daily reminder that this is the exact comment that made her flip out
maybe she does lay there during sex, it's not illegal...you know, to just sit there and take it
>>60751157
they should sit her ass at the drums and not let her dance, she shouldn't even walk in the presence of a man desu
i bet james would agree
>>60751716
Oh you dont know what she does in bed.
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>>60751789
you shouldnt have posted this
its to cute
i need hours to digest it
>>60751822
It's okay anon, if you recover, then I'll be your comfort.
>>60751942
b-but can you feed my dirty mind?
>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and a dash of ennui in your mind, "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting off the rainy street, you take a moment to look at your watch, it's 6:07 pm, and so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to your corner chip shop, the Ocean Fish Bars. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru, you go out, saying cheers to Jermaine, he's a good lad even though he's missing two teeth from back in Nigeria. you keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home and you unlock the door and your qt Lavren gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her, and she notices you got some takeaway she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that. she's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her school. you have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes and doing shit joke about #bants and shit. after that you dim the lights, pun on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by a guy in his 50s named Simon, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at eachother, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself. suddenly she breaks the 20 minutes long silence, saying the same thing. you feel deeply in love with her, being thankful that you approached that new, 1st year, shy girl at lunch.
>>60751988
Don't be lewd, it embarrasses lavren
>>60752065
o-ok, i wont. just dont be a gun and come for me.
>>60752152
>and it's you I'll come for
iykwim(aityd)
>>60752061
kinda gay
>>60752178
i would leave a trace of a man all over her face
>>60752190
>just don't get it in my eye, okay?
>>60752061
>tfw will never have this with any girl probably
>>60752181
>tripfag
>calling something gay
>>60752265
>i won't waste a drop brandon, i promise.
>>60750648
this is the cutest thing i've ever seen in my entire life fck
>>60752353
Have you seen this?
>>60752371
im done
i mean
i mean
...
>>60752371
why you do this anon tfw too beta to get a qt gf like lavren... why even live tbqh f a m
>>60749634
She looks 14, is that why people here are obsessed with her? Because she looks and sound like an innocent cute little teenager?
>>60752522
She is perfect in every possible way
>>60752543
You didn't answer why though. You probably think she's perfect because "she looks and sound like an innocent cute little teenager"
>>60752565
I'm not that anon but yes that's pretty much why I feel attracted to lavren
>>60752582
same here t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>60752565
She is strikingly beautiful, as noted by fans and critics alike, both in a mature and a cute way
Her style is great
Everything she does and says looks awkward, but heartfelt, she is quite shy on the inside
She is a musician that makes cute catchy indie pop
>>60752061
Hey I'm listening to Carrie & Lowell right now and your comment kinda tipped me over the edge 2bqphwumfam
>>60752595
also looks like she probly has a tight pussy am I right senpai ;)))))
>>60752595
She is a musician that makes misogyny online
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>>60752590
Thanks for not being defensive faggots in denial. It's what i imagine how most men feel about her, including me.
>>60752595
This all fits in what i said earlier, you're just complementing on it.
>>60752605
>tfw will never hear her squeal in the cutest way when sticking the dick in lavren's pussy
>>60752625
there is not much to explain
just watch her Interviews and live performances
and watch yourself fall in love ... slowly, deeply, helplessly ...
>>60752646
BECAUSE she looks and sounds the way i described. Be honest with yourself famiglia
>>60752625
>Thanks for not being defensive faggots in denial.
Whut?
>>60752670
i don't think she looks 14 though but she does look about 16 or 17 ish that guy is just in denial... it's ok dude we all know that's the best age for women
>>60752683
In denial of why you feel attracted to her
>>60752522
She looks early 20's. She's actually late 20's. And nobody is under an delusions that a scottish girl reached 28 years old retaining anything that could be described as innocence. She's objectively very attractive, and hits all the right buttons for guys with petite fetishes. That's about it.
can someone make a pic of that simpsons meme "do it for her" thing with lavren?
>>60752739
LOL XD
>>60752707
>same here t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>in denial
>muh reading comprehension
You sure are retarded you know that.
>>60752764
Look who's talking about reading comprehension and calling me retarded. Read again you waste of skin. I wasn't being sarcastic.
>>60752773
>XD
xd
>>60752719
>petite fetishes
That certainly plays a role, but i would not call it fetish.
Some prefer the tall, slender blonde like Tay Tay
Others shapely, womanly brunettes like Marina
And i stick with the slender, petite brown-haired Lavren
>>60752804
;) ;) ;) xp
>>60749738
>Guy jokingly says "Marry me"
>OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE JUST TELLING THAT TO WOMEN YOU DON'T KNOW YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU STRAIGHT CIS WHITE MALE SHITLORD
Wew, she sure defended herself
>>60752848
this tbqh yh she is a fucking stupid bitch i wish she wasn't though she is so fucking adorable it's a shame
>>60752794
>he still doesn't get it
I guess the people here really aren't that smart to begin with.
>>60752895
Explain please. Clear up on the confusion i apparently made.
I miss the days when she was all awkward and shy while performing.
she's a literal (literally) slut
>>60753381
You shouldn't say hurtful things like that
>>60753407
she is tho
>>60753486
(not true, by the way)
>>60750701
don't let this thread die guise pls i can't live without my lavren... anyone?
>>60753990
Don't be so pathetic
>>60752061
>you will never move from your parents' house in Baker City, Oregon to attend the University of Southern California to major in communications with a minor in psychology and return infrequently, having made a few friends and come to accept that the benefits of having friends compensates for your occasional reluctance to go out and do stuff or talk about things you don't really have time for, and talk less to your older sister who has always supported you and answered the phone during highschool and your freshman year to reassure you about being a worthwhile person and your being good enough to be where you're at and realize with instant and intense shame that you barely ever asked her how her own life was going, having assume that her having friends and being a seemingly optimistic and outgoing person assured her a life of contentment despite her continued lack of a romantic partner and finally meet a girl at a small house party and talk to her so often that it becomes clear to you both that your affection is shared and your desire to be with one another in a more intimate sense is made clear by various subtle hints and suggestions and decide to date and feel a sense of childish restlesness when you phone your mom a few weeks later asking if it's okay if you and "a friend" stays at home for a few weeks over the winter break and anticipate her excited reply and her asking what she's like but have her tell you instead that it should be fine but that you should know that your sister has recently moved home and is taking some "time out" from her job and from living in the city and that she seems to be pretty down since her 35th birthday last week and that most of her friends, who are now married and with children and homes of their own did not wish her a happy birthday
>>60754019
I'm on 4chan what are you talking about desu... and thanks for the pic senpai them tits are nice on that one
>>60749959
more lauren webms pls
guys I fucked up and didn't do some homework that's worth like 30% of my final grade and I'm freaking out I feel fucking sick pls comfort me
>>60754118
look at lavren's face you will feel better and also in 10 years this homework won't mean shit to you so yeah just accept it and focus on not fucking up next time and start working a bit harder and trying to pass your classes but try to chill don't beat yourself up over it
>>60754118
underage b&
Does Lavern do butt stuff?
>>60754248
You better ask her, but she looks like a total anal slut. I also bet she's the kind of girl that if you just shoved her face on your ass she'd promptly start to lick it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBzFK4eZvsQ
>tfw will never get to rape her while she says this
>>60754356
is that her voice¿?
>>60754378
lmao no. They dubbed a 13 yr old boy from vine over her
>>60749645
says a guy that is sitting in his rape basement surfing /mu/, the most virgin board on the most virgin websit on the internet
>tfw I haven't been listening to anything lately because I've been too stressed to even enjoy music and the only reason I come to /mu/ anymore is to shitpost and talk about Lauren's butthole and how cute she is
:|
>>60754418
idk i never listened to a lavren song, i just watch her videos with the sound muted
>>60754434
same here desu senpai
She doesn't seem that into what she's doing, singing I mean. It's like she deep down would want to do something else but isn't aware of that.
That's what I think every time I see her performing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHqR9k8qzTc just fuck my shit up desu senpai
is Lauren is the qtest qt to ever qt?
http://strawpoll.me/6158606
>>60754687
Literally the most adorable thing ever put on video. I'm glad somebody finally chopped that bit out of the full KEXP performance.
>>60751149
>imaging her hysterical crying as i pummel her makes me hard
god yes
>>60750052
Rolling
>>60755326
>Well that's a very puritanical stance.
Every time
post a reaction face that best describes how you feel when you see pics of Lauren
>>60755559
I'd rather post her foot
>>60755559
>>60755655
god damn i really want to suck and lick her toes
>>60755738
do it :3
>>60755757
I didn't have a foot fetish before I joined 4chan
thanks, guys
>>60755837
your welcome
>>60755674
Okay. She has nice eyes.
>>60755882
post yours bb
>>60755893
Im a male rare jewish qt.
>>60755946
oh...
good for you then : )
>ringing O2
>Plays CHVRCHES
kek
she's just too cute, bros
>is 28
>looks 18
Must be the lack of Sun up in Scotland.
>>60750004
Bitch better have made those gluten free or I'm going to beat her ass and throw her into the oven
my gf qter and not a weird dumb feminist bitch idgaf
and not in a shitty synthpop band
>>60756422
Does she live in Canada?
>>60756521
Nope she lives in brazil
>>60756422
post pic?
>inb4 i dont need to prove anything fuck you
cmon dude, just one pic, it wont hurt
I love these threads
I love you guys
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