Has anyone on /mu/ ever had a sexual encounter with a famous musician?
>>60728437
while i haven't "fucked" grimes, per se, i have "jacked off" to pictures of "her"
No but a buddy of mine rubbed Miranda Lambert's cooch back in high school
>>60728449
do you have video
>>60728449
lol
>Has anyone on /mu/ ever had a sexual
no
>>60728449
mmmmmmm
>>60728437
I'm friends with Mac DeMarco's mum on facebook for the shits and giggles
Yeah the chick I fucked last week said she played violin or something
Fuck knows if she's "famous" but hot damn if she did what she did to my main man down south to the guys at the top she fucking must be by now
>>60728511
tell her she's a failure as a parent for raising such a goofball
My mom showed Marc Bolan her ass in 1975.
>>60728437
>Has anyone on /mu/ ever had a sexual encounter
no
I met current Arch Enemy singer when she was in the Agonist. We were both getting drinks at the bar and then we got talking and then I fucked her in the womens toilet while the headliner was playing
>>60728475
"no"
>>60728449
I'm not catching your drift
Depends on what you consider famous. I went to a small liberal arts school with two on-campus venues. Being in the middle of the woods and all, that didn't leave many options for places for the bands to stay. They often stayed in dorms.
Anyway, I did some drugs with Kitty Pryde after Farm Fest and we fucked. 8/10.
Her, as well as members from a handful of other "blog bands."
>>60728533
do u have kik
i lowkey fucked alex g after a gig he played in chicago last year
>>60728525
i did sex
>>60728629
cancer
>>60728452
My buddy Blake was married to her for a while. They had a nice fucking house but they just got divorced recently. He said she was a hoe and cheated on him with some Chris guy who's also a country singer.
>>60728640
what
I touched Barry White's bum once
i hope one of my exes becomes famous so i can participate in a thread like this :(
I touched Jacob Bannon's bum once
>>60728665
no girls allowed
I once touched grammy nominated singer songwriter Norah Jones on the fanny
>>60728695
im lmao
>>60728725
doesn't Alex G have a gf
oh I just thought of one
define famous
on an album with very famous people?
>>60728680
one of my exes might but she's a writer. She's really good but I hope she doesn't get a break
>>60728736
: - )
I side-hugged Victoria Justice
>>60728774
u r a homewrecker, disgusting
one time my buddy accidentally slapped david spades ass while he was taking a picture with him at a cheesecake factory
>>60728773
Thats such a bitter thing to say, but i know that feel from experience as well.
>some girl i know knew two meme rappers that have been posted here before.
>lil ugly mane
>spaceghostpurrp
Idk if they ever fucked, but i hear SGP is a racist
yung lean sent me a dick pic once does that count
>>60728899
i touched paul banks butt while i was taking a selfie with him :^)
>>60728899
I saw david spade in las vegas. I didnt suck his dick or nething tho
>>60728920
pics or it didn't happen.
>>60728524
y r mum is a slut. kill y r self mate
>>60728437
No but a m8 of mine fingered Courtney Barnett at a nightclub in Sydney Tbh
no but I met Kim Deal and she's waaay shorter than I thought
I also slept in Lana del Rey's room
>>60728437
I went to high school with Becca Brown from school of rock and saw her blow some guy at a party.
>>60729796
Goto bed kangaroofag
>>60729807
Thats hot
>>60729807
do people actually do this in america? fellate someone while dozens of people spectate?
>>60729812
this tbf I'm fucking tired of these roopeople ruining our board GET OUT YOU PILLOCKS AND TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS AARON WITH YOU
I saw Grouper and I made eye contact with her
>>60729818
Never been to a wild and crazy house party huh
>>60729818
I did outside a nomeansno show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP9GNkn-6ZE
>>60729818
She was blowing him in a bathroom and the door was slightly open. It wasn't a show or anything. Everyone was just drunk and didn't care. It was also the same high school that Chloe Bennet went to but I never saw her out of school.
I just got done fucking myself, so yeah.
Oh wait, you said 'famous', not 'genius'.
Also, what the fuck is wrong with such needy pigs that they want hundreds of millions of slaves?
There is very little hope for this race.
>>60729830
did what? did you recieve or did you give? are you straight or a gay guy?
>>60729812
>>60729821
You are LITERALLY seething
>>60729843
>Also, what the fuck is wrong with such needy pigs that they want hundreds of millions of slaves?
>There is very little hope for this race.
wut
>>60729839
thats kinda wild for european standards
>>60729860
I dont even know what seething means. Go play with your boomerang in the outback.
>>60729860
I am LITERALLY disgusted at the very thought of sharing what is arguably the best board on this site with sandbrits
jk I like aussies, I found out yesterday that my dad has an australian vinyl collection btw
>>60729853
received a blow job from some girl I barely knew that I ran into at the show
this is the car we were in parked literally right in front of the club
>>60729865
I think because you have to be 21 to get alcohol legally in the US it become this forbidden treasure to high schoolers. All of the Europeans I have met have always had a healthy approach to alcohol aka not getting wasted every time they drink. But in America from age 16-26 everytime you drink you are drinking to get drunk so a lot of crazy stuff happens.
>>60728437
I had sex with the lead singer of lost prophets. He told me not to tell anyone though.
had a fling with mayberry during high school
>>60729884
grats, mayne
>>60729890
thats it probably
>>60729896
ree get out, groupies need not apply
>>60729896
mega lolz
>>60729896
Pretty gross truthfully
>>60729896
You must be over 18 to post here
>>60729902
thanks, then we drove down the street to fuck but people were still walking by
I missed jello biafra doing a surprise encore although I coulda drove to the next city to see him if I really wanted
>>60729878
>I dont even know what seething means
>american """""education"""""
i touched mr carmacks butt
I did, with Sufjan, in my dreams.
Itt: sexual encounter with z list musicians
When I was a teenager gg Allen's cock brushed against my shoulder, it was awful
>>60729915
Underrated post
i had terrible sex with the original guitar player for white lung... so basically this >>60729940
With Lauren Mayberry, every other day.
Her BJs are so-so; mouth too small.
She cannot handle all The Range.
>>60730159
do you have to apologize afterwards for being a man wanting sex?
my dad did it with freddie mercury
some time after that, he did it with me
so technically ...
for my 16th bday party my dad hired Selena Gomez to perform at my party and paid her to take my vcard
it was awkward af
he pays for actresses to fuck me now
>tfw the son of a sheikh
Gotta love that beta kitten programming though
I fucked James Labrie in the ass
>>60729821
>Implying that /mu/ wasn't already ruined by all the dadrockers, hip-hop heads and other plebs long ago.
I had a sexual experience with Jimmy Saville as a boy
Ian Watkins tbqhwy family
>>60728437
My mom dated Ed O'Brien for a bit in the 90's. For all I know I could be his bastard child, since I never knew my dad and I was born in 1995 (a year or a bit after they stopped seeing one another).
Should I demand a paternity test?
>>60730472
so hu wuz kid ayyyye?
>>60730482
Fuck...
>>60728841
>famous
i have sexual encounters with lavren every day, in my fantasy
>>60728437
I blew Sufjan after his Atlanta show this year
He trims. He's not too well endowed.
>>60729807
no
you're breaking my heart
>>60729965
lucky
>>60733233
Details
no, sex is fake and everyone on earth is a virgin
>>60728437
probably by now
I was having sex with Conor Oberst (bright eyes) ex-gf for a while. Apparently he was pretty abusive.
>>60728866
a person wrecks their own home, no one does it for you.
>>60733719
homewrecker enabler lacks the same morals
i had a dream last night that angel olsen was hitting on me on a food/wine tour that took place on a boat and i was really torn cuz i have a gf but i wanna suck on those big tittes :/
>>60733832
pic related
>>60730207
this is too insane to just make up
did your dad actually fuck freddie mercury, and rape you?
>>60730324
pics or it didn't happen
>>60733233
so is he gay or straight or bi?
An old friend of mine knew the Horrors, she'd go over their house and do ketamine and they'd all fuck each other.
I had sex with the lead singer of a local band that hopefully will make it big one day so I can say I had sex with her.
i haven't had sex with someone who wasn't a famous musician beat that
>>60734067
nice way to put it
>>60734067
Noise
>>60730159
Does she like hard doggy?
>>60728437
I fucked Julia Holter. I made her go wah wah.
I went to an AnCo show once and Deakin gave me a handie. He kept going on about "anything for a fan" or something during. His hands were soft.
Fucked and ate Will Toledo from Car Seat Headrest's ass. Met him over grindr one weekend.
a black guy know fucked a girl i know by introducing himself as Asap Rocky
Elias ronnefelt put his hand in my mouth and we touched foreheads.
>>60728599
what small liberal arts school did you go to?
A girl I knew in college "slept" with John Mayer after the concert for Virginia Tech. I say "slept" because he had her lie on the bed, then he jacked off on her. Then he just left.
I dated Lights for a while in high school, shit was so cash
>>60729890
Nailed it
I realized this shit in high school in the U.S.
My good friend's ex-girlfriend is really good
friends with a girl that was way into trying to
fuck musicians. Like, this was her thing, and she
was good at it. One night, John Mayer rolled
through town during one of his tours. After his
show, said friend of ex-girlfriend made her way
back stage and got invited to hang out with
John. Again, this is her thing and she's good at.
Pretty uneventful shit so far, but apparently at
some point during the encounter her and John
started to make out fairly heavily. This
eventually lead to, in the heat of the moment,
John leaning into this girl's ear and whispering,
"Let me see your fucking butthole". Word for
word, this is (apparently) what was said. I don't
know if said butthole was ever shown to Mr.
Mayer, but I'd like to think it was.
>>60734577
never gets old
>>60734654
Does your phone automatically post your shit in meter? It's like pottery
>>60734488
If this is true I'm so jealous
>>60734703
>It's like pottery
Pottery to my ears
Not me personally but my wife sucked off and had anal with the drummer from Fall Out Boy before we started dating.
>>60733233
>not too well endowed
Come on anon make your stories , Suffy is perfect in every way.
>>60728449
what about you upload some of those Grimes pictures shall you
I used to play house with Taylor Momsen in pre-school before she was Cindy Lou Who does that count?
>>60734431
10/10
>>60734790
Does this prove it
>>60733275
Same. There's no reason to believe it and it seems wrong, but I don't want to imagine her doing it.
>>60734467
you know, i'm half black and i constantly hear that i resemble some celebrity or another, i'm legit going to try this at a party or some shit. make up some bullshit about being the producer for some rapper and see if that shit works
Steve Albini once licked the side of my head and whispered 'No one will ever believe you' into my ear then winked and ran away.
>>60728437
Has anyone on /mu/ ever had a sexual encounter with a famous musician?
my roommate is friends with kira on facebook because mac didn't accept his request
>>60729890
Scotland is like the 16-26 age but for life though
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>>60729807
No wonder she's gets upset about slut "shaming"
I had sex with Lauren Mayberry.
I shouted "WOMEN DESERVE RESPECT" at a concert
She brought me on stage and we fucked afterwords
Sometimes I finger warm stinkhole when I think about grinding Taylor Swift into a pink sludge and sipping it up like a milkshake through my urethra
>>60728599
wait whaaaaaaaat, where on campus did you fuck? cause that is definitely bard you're talking about
My friend fucked ty segall in new york
My friends' sister is dating (or engaged to?) blake mills
I think I almost made out with one of the girls in girlpool but I was stupid and fucked it up.
There's probably more things but I forget
>>60734836
hahaha
I fucked a girl that sang an uncredited hook on the new Weeknd album
>>60738681
Interesting. What song m8?
>>60738715
Whatever the last song on the record is.
I don't particularly care for Weeknd, nor was she ever that good of a musician or singer, but her parents are rich as fuck and moved her to Nashville at like 16 or so and she hooked up with the right people to make her famous.
The family's kinda weird but that's what you need to get famous making pop music I guess.
>>60728599
liar lisrg
>>607298akr
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lira>>60728449
liar
>>60738244
I make up things on the internet too
Yeah I fucked Lauren Mayberry when she was younger. About 16-ish.
I hooked up with mac demarco after his sydney show.
He's actually really down to Earth, stayed for ages after his show to hang out with fans and went drinking with a few of us.
>>60739497
Yeah he's a cool dude. I got drunk as shit with him after a show one time and jammed. He's an awesome bassist and a great guy, for sure
>>60733832
I'm not supposed to talk about it but. Let's just say they're fantastic. SHE'S fantastic.
my friends dad punched scott stapp in the face onetime for hitting on a gf or something
>>60739591
she keeps popping up on my facebook feed and we have a bunch of mutual friends :/
>>60736541
Same. One time for about a month, I was working in a really well-off area that celebs tend to visit and more than one person asked me if I was Swizz Beatz. Go for it anon. You never know.
i touched Pharmakon's butt sort of by accident once.
8.5/10, solid noise butt.
>>60736276
Elias took up the whole fucking cover when he signed mine
>>60729901
explain?
Australian here, was at a party one time and douglas pearce asked me to suck his dick. I was pretty drunk at that point so I obliged. This was about three years ago
No ;_;
>>60729796
Well Courtney's a lez so your friend must be a woman
I talked to a girl who fucked some korean rapper
>>60742032
that's pretty based
>>60742095
>I talked to a girl
liar
>>60728524
Did she show him the ol' browneye?
>>60739041
I don't :(
>>60742113
we rp'd together
>>60733846
Is that Angel
Fukkk I'm jelly mate
Give me the deets
>>60741992
>actually believing this
The closest I've ever gotten with a musician was slapping Nobunny's ass.
Somewhat related, dated a girl in middle school who later went into actual (non-amateur) porn. She's Farrah Flower now. So there's that.
i sugged david tibet's dusty bepis
>>60728599
bard student detected
>>60728437
I once held Alice Glass' butt at a CC concert for like 5 minutes
>>60730324
desu one of the best posts ive read in all my years on /mu/
i fucked a writer for pigeons and planes. that count?
>>60740459
>tfw no power electronics gf
>>60732591
I high-fived her at a gig in paris. Never washed my hand for a month.
>>60728437
no but i know a girl who has fucked danny brown multiple times
I sucked Lauren Mayberry's toes.
>>60729915
Hehe
>>60728524
sweet dude
>>60739763
you probably have a shitty hairline
>>60734488
jealous
>>60743008
fucking liar and pathetic faggot
>>60734488
he slapped me in the head at a show
steven tayler took my virginity
I'm not sure if it counts as famous, but one of the players from The Atlas Moth did the hand tickle on me when I shook his hand to proposition for gay sex. I didn't accept.
I took a really loud and smelly dump in a stall next to that Green Day guy one time. He started laughing at the noises, then got angry at the smell and stormed out. I'm sure someone considers that sexual.
>>60743479
I drank red Kool-Aid out of a gallon jug with Green Day in their shitty van before Dookie came out. Clearly it was almost sexual.
MC Ride threw a beer bottle at my head for taking his picture. It wasn't sexual at all. Fucker was pissed.
i sold kid rock a bag of pop corn at the Kentucky derby when i was 15
>>60739562
Plus I added his mom on facebook
>>60728629
at beat kitchen?
>>60739497
did he smell bad? he looks like he smells bad.
I haven't gotten sexually with any relatively famous musician. But one of my goals is to play on the same bill with Bethany Constentino of Best Coast and date her.
Seriously, Bethany is cute as fuck. I bet she sucks dick like a champion.
>>60744230
*cosentino
>>60728629
I know someone who dated Alex G for like three years. That's the closest I've been to anyone who's slept with a musician
>>60744230
get the fuck off this board
>>60729890
ding ding ding
>>60728437
I did some codeine with and almost fucked Mo (how the fuck do you make the line go through the o?) before she got big but had to leave cuz a friend was ODing and had to get to the hospital
>>60734654
you're trying too hard, redditfag
>>60743776
why is this so believable
Me and Josh Homme smoked a blunt behind the House of Blues in Boston and he ashed it on himself like a dumbass, that was about it. I wasn't even going to the concert, I worked at Fenway Park and was smoking a blunt before a night game.
I fist fucked Antony Fantano. Does that count??
>>60745091
Sargon plz leave
>>60739591
fuck you
>>60743776
that's fucking cool
>>60743811
thats the one
>>60729890
confirmed
>>60734943
congrats thats fuckin awesome man
>>60729890
this is somewhat true but australian teenagers are probably even worse than american teenagers in regards to binge drinking and our legal drinking age is 18. people go so fucking hard here from a very young age
I dated Flatlander in high school before he transitioned into a man.
>>60729965
is his penis as small as the videos make it seem? if so then he must've been practically humping your shoulder if his dick was able to touch you
>>60728899
my sides
>>60734654
My friends fuck was through show back John Pretty some started eventually John Let word know Mayer
>>60734598
lucky bastard
sucks she's married to the singer of a buttcore band now
>>60739656
I don't care if this is true I'm glad I read it
>>60728530
She's going out with Doyle from Misfits now.
>>60742793
"no." but kinda cool who tho?
When I went to a Death Grips show, MC Ride spat and it landed on me. I was kind of grossed out at first, but it's the closest I'll ever get to him so whatever
>>60744230
go to bed nathan
>>60729807
I read this about eight hours ago and I'm still really upset by the thought of it.
>>60748139
lol loser
>>60739656
Did he hit on her with arms wide open?
>>60737325
Lol, still hating on anothers sexual freedom
>tsk tsk tsk
>>60740718
holy fuck
>those signatures
what a bunch of fuckin spergs i'm so glad i don't listen to guitar music they're all like that or else lel so edgy
>>60748139
Sorry m8 but its true
I banged k flay after the grieves show in Madison last year, she has a very attractive vagina, but her boobs are a bit lop sided...
>>60728599
how did you manage that did you plan it?
>>60729843
lmfao
I'm a famous musician and I masturbate often. Does that count?
I was the inspiration for Guys Eyes, if that counts :/
>>60748867
>She pushed out some huge turds from her asshole in that bathroom
Hold me brahs
>>60734488
I made fun of elias out front of a marching church show right after it to my friend and i'm p sure he heard and he looked sad about it
fucking pansy
>>60740459
i did too
she was crawling on her knees through the crowd
i bet hundreds of people have accidentally touched her butt
I have a coworker who claimd that she fucked Trey Songs and Matt Kemp. My manager and i couldnt find proof but she has a shit ton of insta followers and is a general thirst trap
>>60748887
K.Flay seems like the kind of gal to have wobbly boobies
I don't even care if any of this thread is true. I'm believing all of it because I know I'll be happier that way.
Also back in the day my friends cousin dated Fred Durst. Believe it or not, he wasn't a great boyfriend.
I went to the same school as Gabrielle Aplin and remember seeing her with her shirt off at a party once.
Taylor Swift smiled at me. Actually in my direction but I know she was smiling because of me. and it was a sexual encounter because I orgasmed when this happened
>>60729807
Not her, anyone but her...
>>60729818
Girls love that. So yeah
>>60749319
are you male or female and how often do you abuse your musician status to get laid?
>>60749319
do u have video
>>60729807
I was really hoping she wasn't a slut :\
I lost my virginity to Bon Iver
>>60749941
By that I mean I was playing Bon Iver when I first had sex with my girlfriend.
>>60728599
kitty pryde is fucking retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lxYkmNnK2c
>>60749386
mr. mean
>>60750408
Fuck you, kitty is my waifu
>>60749319
>famous
can't be that famous if you're shit posting on a mongolian cartoon forum
I fucked G.G. Allin's cadaver.
I was on again off again with the bassist from Haim for a few years back in 2007-2009.
We ultimately split up due to college getting too heavy and she was doing more shows. At that point they were practically begging people to show up at their gigs. Haven't been in contact with Este since.
Sex was pretty average, but hey, she liked it in the butt.
>>60749951
Your girlfriend being Bon Iver
>>60751224
lol you did a boy
that makes you gay
>>60744908
Takes one to know one.
>>60730410
Spit juice al over my monitor.
I shook hands with Michael Gira. That's fourth base, right?
>>60728511
I'm friends with kiki
>>60751224
you probably could have just done that at one of his shows
I shook hands with Rob Halford. That counts, right?
