FAV ALBUM AND THE WORST THING YOU HAVE DONE
I once fingered my grandpas asshole and he had the shits.
He got poo all over my finger and I ate some of it.
>>60720389
sage
i dryhumped a male kitten when i was 12 because i was horny and thought it was a girl
>>60720407
Is a herb
I slept with a woman ~4x my size
>>60720426
holy shit I did that exact thing
>>60722288
like... the same thing at that same age. not the worst thing I've done though
I once stole $20 from my older brother, who I love more than anyone else in the world. Still haven't told him cuz I'm so ashamed. And I actually did it twice.
>>60722492
HOLY SHIT YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP YOU MADMAN
>>60722243
>~4x
Is that by volume, or...
I smoked weed once
I had sex with a girl and when we were cuddling I got uncomfortable and made myself a sandwich
Made cupcakes for class pot-luck, but jizzed in the batter. I still fap to the thought of those whores eating my cumcakes.
>>60722508
I'm a pretty good person
>>60720389
I put a note that said "kill urself lol" in a little plastic tube and tied it to a bunch of balloons and let it go. A week later someone shot themselves a few miles away and I can't help but feel like it was my fault.
[spoiler]It is pretty funny though desu[/spoiler]
>>60722574
Took my favorite album damn it
>>60722700
Kek
Fucked the best friend of the girl I was dating. Her biggest insecurity was that I liked her best friend more than her.
I'm so sorry.
>>60722967
damn
>>60722967
If you want to be a good monster
Don’t swallow mine
It’s all fine and dandy
This low betrayal, oh
>>60723160
MIX BAG
GRAB BAG
PAAAAHP THE QUESTION
>>60720389
When I was 14, I downloaded a copy of twilight so I could wank behind my sister while she watched it.
>>60722967
ayyy lmao
Late Registration
I got a blown up at the middle of the night from my girlfriends best friend...she was sleeping right next to us.
>>60723251
gotta keep an eye out for those IEDs
endtroducing
fucked married woman for 6 months
became friends with her husband
stopped talking to her, started hanging out with husband instead.
>>60723320
gee whiz
Didn't stop my brother from killing himself. I also used to eat meat.
>>60723320
dude this is some real nigga shit
>>60723335
oh shit, yeah, I used to eat meat too. Forgot about that. Yeah, that's way worse than what I put.
I'm >>60722492
>>60723335
>I also used to eat meat.
>>60723371
We're two peas in a pod it seems. I have your favorite album in my record collection.
When I was 17 I planned to kill myself but didn't want to die a virgin so I had sex with this weird short girl with no friends cuz I knew it would be easy. Then I stole a bunch of my only friends money and spent it on heroin. After all that I chickened out. It's been two years since then and I'm still friends with the guy I stole from but Il still feel bad for him and the girl I led on
Jacked off while deepthroating my poo and then jizzed in my mouth.
yesterday.
Set a school bathroom toilet roll on fire and came close to getting an arson charge.
Prank called a general of langely air force base
and told him is blow up his house unless he paid me $10,000 dollars when I was a kid...Have no idea what the fuck I was thinking.
>>60723388
and I yours. Maybe I can be your girlfriend for the night?
>>60723452
You forgot about harassing a pop star for no reason
>>60723446
That's some real nigga shit
Husker Du - Zen Arcade
>had a crush on some girl for two years
>finally she starts to like me
>decide to get vengeance since she friendzoned me and didn't treat me well for the past year
>have sex without a condom
>she gets pregnant
>be happy with her, tell her it's going to be alright while I'm fucking someone else
>the child is born, leave her and cut all contact
>apparently she almost killed herself and is still bitter about everything and raising our kid to hate me
>my life has been amazing these past years
Feels bad man
>>60723474
two posts on twitter is harassment?
I used to torture my cat, I was 12 and would do shit like choke him and yank his tail.
Not even sure why, he's still going strong ten years later but I feel like a piece of shit for it. Sorry kitty.
>>60723478
The aftertaste made the shame linger much longer
>>60723516
Stop trying to justify your autism, loser
>>60723520
kids do shitty things to animals. if you regret it, you're normal. if you don't... then you worry.
i slept with the girl i was trying to make out, both drunk af
we did nothing
woke up farting against my will and it turned out to be a horrendous liquid beery shit
I left a kid out in the middle of a lake when I was in boyscouts because he refused to flip over other kayaks with me because it was "bad". I got kicked out.
I pissed all over the inside of my moms car when I was 7 because I didint want to use a porta John. I was peeing in a waterbottle and it filled up all the way and piss got everywhere. I cleaned it up with a blanket my family still uses and they still don't know.
I once lied to my girlfreind about watching porn and she found out a got upset.
I once told my friend in 4th grade he should bring in his recently dead dogs bones for show and tell. He hated me from that moment on and we were never the same again.
>>60723446
Laughing Stock can no longer be my favourite album after reading this
>Poured talcum powder down my asshole and then ate a banana without peeling it
>>60723564
The reason I did it was because he was a vicious kitten and used to attack everyone. Plus it was a power trip.
That cat has lived a fucking long life though.
>>60723335
This album is so comfy fampai
>>60723442
Yu still do heroin?>???<.,?
>>60723625
See >>60723560
>>60723560
I would think arson and telling a general that i'd blosw up his house and getting the police, homeland security,FBI and the local police dept. is a lot more serious than 2 posts on twitter and fucking around in chvrches threads. I do think lavrens attractive, and I like the music. There has been no harassment. If there has been it's been people using my face and name for their dumb shit they send to lavrens twitter.
>>60723625
Explain the chvrches shit you did.
Lauren is a fag, so you might be my new favorite trip.
hit a turtle with a stick in 5th grade
>>60722626
SYRUP AND SEMEN
I called my sister fat a bunch of times
>>60723703
I called my sister fat once and she wouldn't talk to me for days.
I mean she is fat. This is why she's fat.
>>60723674
I already have..
Trolling
>>60723674
Lauren's a fag but Brandon is not okay in the head
Tbh
when i was like nine years or some shit i punched a boy in the stomach because the juice i was drinking spilled all over the floor; i feel awful for that because it was a random boy, i guess he was seven or eight years old kill me
>>60723762
Lol
>>60723754
Both of these were when I was just a dumbass kid, I'd never do anything like that now.
>>60722700
lel'd hard
>>60723893
What's the most retarded thing (not bad) that you have ever done?
I used to sell oregano to the local private middle school kids, told em it was weed, 15 bucks a G
hard to say but probably TMR
>worst thing
There are soooo many
>Beat up a transgendered kid who was like 5 when i was 5. I beat him up because i wanted him to act like a girl but he wouldn't. (I didn't know what he was yet.)
>I used to take clothes from qt girls in highschool and i would cum in them. One girl also had food in there, so I rubbed the tip of my dick against everything.
>I once or twice fapped into both my younger and older cousins/sisters bras/panties.
>I used to share many pics girls i knew on /b/
>Stole a videogame from one of my "friends" in highschool
>When I was like 10 I would abuse bugs. Like not just kill them but do all sorts of horrible things.
>I've done quite a few other bad things but there's too much to mention.
I honestly feel bad about all of this, I don't even have the urge to do these things anymore, I wish I could take these things back but I guess I can't.
>>60724867
It's ok, I have seriously considered doing this exact thing
>>60723684
AND NEEEEEON DREAMIN!
I began laughing and fell out of my chair until I wished to stop laughing but when I attempted to stop laughing I was unable to stop laughing and am still continuing to be unable to stop laughing.
>Senior in high school
>Have spanish class with friend
>Class is assigned to make a powerpoint about Spanish speaking country of our choosing
>Friend makes his on Google Docs presentation
>He shares it with me the night before he has to present to get my opinion on it
>"Breddy gud"
Next day
>Friend is presenting project in front of the whole class
>Realize "I still have access to this shit"
>Quickly find some hardcore gay porn pics
>Upload them onto the final panel of his presentation as he's halfway done
>He gets to the final panel
>5 pictures of hardcore dude-on-dude fucking fill the entire panel
>He gets red-faced, mumbles something like "No, wait, what..."
>Mixture of laughter and horror in the classroom
>He unplugs the computer
>Runs out of the classroom
He didn't get in trouble, but not many people in that class talked to him afterwards
I used to fap with my aunt's and cousin's panties.
>>60722570
dick size
Had homo sex with a man while his husband was passed out upstairs..... No homo tho.
>>60722574
>I smoked weed once
Hope you like prison
>>60723613
Absolute madman
I used my sister's shirt to wipe cum off of my dick one time. She saw it and instantly thought it was my little brother.
i started the "ayy lmao" meme
>>60726733
delete yourself
>Faust - s/t
>be at high school, have a diaper fetish
>shit a diaper in the middle of school, want to throw it away
>wanted to have some fun first
>left it at the locker of some girl that I didn't really like
>people find out later on because of the smell
>she gets called names and is bullied by others because they thought she wore diapers
>she actually starts wetting the bed and she told me she has to wear diapers
>she never finds out who did it
>i stop having the fetish after that incident
>she had terrible anxiety from that moment on
Nice senpai
>>60726322
kek
>>60723446
Time to take Laughing Stock off my 9/10s
>>60720441
an herb you sack of shit
>>60726835
>>60726923
>not pronouncing the "h"
>>60726835
Faust is for weird kids confirmed
>>60724021
Probably taking body shop in high school and almost drilled into my hand with an compressed air power drill.
When I was 12 years old there was this little kid that would always wander around the local park with absolutely no guardian in sight and my friend (whom I haven't seen in 5 years) and I kidnapped him, brought him into this small, abandoned farm house near the park, tortured him, and eventually killed him by slamming a boulder onto his skull. Then my friend buried the kid and we never went back to the park or adjacent properties again. He had to be about 4 years old.
I was thinking about getting back into contact with this friend of mine and digging up the corpse.
>>60727249
you were a fucked up kid huh
>>60727249
how cud u ;___;
>>60727249
>implying a real murderer would make a confession on botnet.org
>>60724867
DID IT WITH CATNIP
I fucked my friends gf
>>60727447
albini pls
>>60726450
Toto - Aftrica
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attempted suicide
i've done a bunch of weird sexual shit but none of it has hurt other people, it's just been stuff that has made me really ashamed and depressed. i can live with it.
>>60723335
i'm vegan as of this year. animal suffering is horrible and disgusting and undeserved but i don't believe eating meat out of ignorance and upbringing is any reflection of who you are as a person. it's just narcissistic people who jump leaps and bounds to defend their shitty behaviors who i think might be genuinely bad people. even then, the resolution is to change your habits, not wallow in self hatred.
>>60727626
not that guy, but while I would agree that eating meat out of ignorance/upbringing does not reflect who you are, that doesn't mean it's not wrong to do so.
>>60727704
oh of course. but it does no good to beat yourself up about it. beat others up until they go vegan instead.
(eating dairy causes just as much death and suffering as meat)
>>60727626
>meat is bad but if you're ignorant it's okay just remember that I'm better than you :^)
Why are vegans such passive aggressive assholes?
>gave egg cake to a strict vegetarian and he ate it happily without knowing
>threw an 8 year old girl to the ground just for the fuck of it when i was 9.
>stolen countless letters, books and pens from my classmates and neighbors and just thrown them in the trash or torn them apart.
>belittled a little girl for the fuck of it, she went home crying and her mom came looking for me to fuck my shit up
>Rubbed my gay uncle's toothbrush all over his shitty toiletbowl and pissed on it too
>threw a pigeon's eggs outside the window
well, now that I think of it I haven't really done anything TERRIBLE, just silly shit that I'm sure everyone does.
>>60727835
the same reason people who used to be fat are passive aggressive assholes towards fatties.
>>60728245
well enjoy your leaves, nerd
>>60727835
you're thinking that our actions have no impact on others, and i would only ever do a compassionate thing to win an argument and boost my ego.
just don't eat meat because it necessitates the suffering death of an animal, and supporting that is a shitty thing to do.
we're not passive aggressive we just have conviction that we're doing the right thing and we'd like for more people to go vegan in order to minimize others' undeserved suffering. i don't know why you're against that.
>>60727249
Your legit getting your IP logged rn lmao
>>60727249
i told a girl to kill herself because she didn't like memes
fuck the cringe is real
>>60728928
I mean, it was jokingly, but still...
>>60726902
Yes
Make it a 10/10
>>60728928
This is my favorite album too, but your posting that along with your story about memes just proves that you are underage b&
>>60728965
man I was a lil underage twerp at the time but no longer and I hope I'm less autistic now
>>60729005
fav album was also fuckin dsotm at the time haha
>>60728965
And how mature are you?
>>60728937
yeah, that's pretty bad
>>60729026
I watch scat porn on the regular
>>60729047
oops, didn't mean to quote haha
that's funny
I have sloppy sex with girls on the weight set my co-workers and boss train on, it's been on-going for several years.
>>60728217
>Rubbed my gay uncle's toothbrush all over his shitty toiletbowl and pissed on it too
Gay uncles don't have shitty toiletbowls, and you're a sick fuck.
stopped talking with most of my friends just cause
The one time I slept through my alarm and work I just never went back out of embarassment
>>60729350
SPIRAL OUT! KEEP GOING!
