>tfw scaruffi will probably die before you can make an album that he gives at least an 8/10
Which will he rate higher? Carrie and Lowell or I love you Honeybear
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>tfw Scaruffi will die before ever giving another 9/10 or higher
>>60717314
I bet he'll some snarky comments to the effect that C&L was simplistic and simpering.
Then again, he likes Anal Celery, so I could be wrong.
he's only 60 years old, guys
The two remaining Beatles are older than him and ate still alive.
damn...
>tfw you're in your 20s and far too old for Scaruffi
>you will never be his bae
kill me now
I emailed Scaruffi to ask him if he's a virgin, should I post his reply?
>>60717565
>implying he's going to reply
what are you? stupid?
>>60717565
>caring so deeply about somebody's sexual history
my god
what they say about normies is true
>>60717474
>he's only 60 years old, guys
this. chances are he'll be still active and reviewing new music in his 80s. people who are now 20 will be in their 40s by then. what's a huge chunk of time for us is nothing for Scruffles.
>>60717648
thanks for the renewed hope
>Scaruffi is slaying prime jb pussy while most of /mu/ still are virgins
>>60717623
virgin detected
>>60717782
>those awkward hover hands
oh god this image is awful
>>60717782
>hoverhands
>slaying any pussy
K E K
E
K
>>60717782
It's rude to touch women in china.
He is merely observing the culture of the people.
>>60717943
what a fucking w e e b
>>60717592
he already did I mean
>>60717943
this, fucking uncultured idiots
>>60717337
He gave Joanna Awesome 8.5/10
It's not hopeless.
>>60718186
Personally I think that seals it.
>>60718186
Divers will get a 7.5/10 at best
>>60718143
then post it
>>60719438
after you called me stupid? get fucked m8
>>60719412
If he gave MEM a 7, then Divers HAS to be at least a 7.5, I don't know how you could possibly think it was worse or even equal.
>>60719472
I think he'll give Divers a 7. I think he'll cite that it's not as unique, it sort of blends aspects of Ys and HOOM in to a shorter and more song oriented format.
Still 8/10 and maybe AOTY for me though, but crazy legs sees things differently.
>>60719472
he's dropped ratings of previous albums
for example he had monae's metropolis ep at 6.5 but then he dropped it to 6 so he could give electric lady a 6.5
so maybe mem will drop to 6.5 for a divers 7
>>60719449
>implying that was me
but fuck you nobody cares anyway
>>60719472
He can just downrate because he doesn't think she improved on previous releases.
Remember his rating system is based on whether you should buy the release.
Reminder that most of his non-music stuff is plagiarized and barely literate
>>60720042
Really? Links?
>>60720042
actually there was one page (i don't have a link sorry)
where he was talking about music critics that he recommends. I looked into them and realized that it seems like he just plagiarized their lists too. Most of them had TMR, Faust, and on of his other top 50 on their top 10s.
>>60717943
You don't know shit go suck a dick
>>60717648
he stopped reviewing albums months ago I think he's through with that shit.
>>60717158
>mfw I just realized scaruffi looks like Alan Alda
>>60720769
No you've got it backwards
he cherrypicks critics with similar lists to his to consolidate his own taste
http://www.scaruffi.com/music/critics.html
>>60722749
Theres a handful of similarities, but I'd hardly say they're all very similar. Theres Beatles in there, cmon.
>>60719472
man you don't seem to understand how scaruffi ranks albums
divers won't get over 7/10
probably a 6.5
>>60717158
is that picture scaruffi describing how big the gap between his idea of an 8/10 and a 7/10 is, or just how wide his asshole was after he took a collective pounding from captain beefheart and his magic band?
