in what ways can St Vincent improve herself?
jfc
im not a fan of annie but that outfit is bomb
she could improve herself by wearing it more often
Not be a boring lesbian.
shoulder-mounted autocannons
Does she need to?
>>60702290
It is a really sweet outfit.
She's perfect mate
>>60702268
She could stop being a lesbian.
>>60702268
>Implying that there is something that needs fixing
I think she is doing just fine.
>>60702268
she looks like an extra on Mass Effect
Meme hair
>>60702290
ironic that she sexes herself up just as she comes out as lesbian
coincidence, i think not
Cupholders
>>60702268
Open a restaurant called "Vinny & Chips"
Punch patrons in the back of the head with octopus gloves
I WILL destroy St Vincent
does she serve Zod?
>>60702268
Is she wearing a stillsuit?
>>60702352
maybe she'll get raunchier as she becomes increasingly less relevant
if not at least there'll always be that pornstar who looks almost exactly like her
>>60702422
godspeed family
>>60702542
I don't think anyone on this board is old enough to get that joke, well played, grandpa
why is her face so triangular, bros?
>>60702707
GOATtier feminine aesthetics
>>60702583
>at least there'll always be that pornstar who looks almost exactly like her
Sauce please?
>>60702268
Start taking some dick
>>60702785
more like llama aesthetics
>>60702937
lily labeau
tbf she doesnt look quite as much like her now that annies hair is black but there is still strong facial resemblance
>>60702785
her eyes and that red/brown glow around her pupils <3 i have similar eyes but more blue instead of green
damn i want to do opioids with her lay down and just look at her eyes
>>60702268
Perhaps a bowel movememt?
>>60702320
>>60702653
Because Dune is just _so_ fucking obscure...
>>60703063
>check her twitter
>find out porn star says james deen raped her
>his column gets dropped by some shit magazine
why do woman do this, /mu/? he denies it by the way
Be as good a female artist as PJ Harvey
>>60702785
Too fucking pale. Pasty-ass bitch needs a tan to be honest.
she could let me fuck her.
>>60703103
>tfw you will never run to the store to buy laxatives as a show of selfless love for your constipated lesbo waifu
getting BLACKED
>>60702268
you're joking right?
>>60702268
She's just fine.
>>60704205
>Too fucking pale
Pleb. She wouldn't look that good in that case. It doesn't fit with her face & body features.
By going back to the depressed housewife on barbiturates stuff
>>60702311
this desu senpai
>>60704188
lol. She already is. And more experimental, too.
>>60702311
Pick one:
>annie
>boring
>annie pushing the red button
Release an acoustic album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEgUYJPynF0
>>60702268
She could lose some weight.
>>60707742
You must be kidding. She's already thin.
What do you say about these great INXS covers for Record Club by Beck?
>Need You Tonight
https://vimeo.com/10995672
>Never Tear Us Apart
https://vimeo.com/11991409
>>60707769
Yeah right. She could lose at least 4lb.
>>60702268
>>60702785
>>60707640
>>60707728
>>60707769
>>60707808
Who is this cum covered Latina?
>>60707808
I don't think she's good enough as a lead vocalist. She'd be a great guitarist/backing vocalist she should have stuck with that, the fat bitch.
>>60702268
WHO HOLE???!
>>60707840
How do I know that you're a numbskull?
>>60707880
Whatever you can push that meme-hair tryhard art shit on here but really the music has no hook, nothing to catch the ear. Pic related.
>>60707822
she is a jewish qt
>>60707977
>has no hook, nothing to catch the ear
How do I know that you didn't even listen to her music? (maybe few seconds from 2-3 songs of her)
Actor Out of Work, Cruel, Digital Witness, Marrow, Your Lips Are Red, Birth in Reverse, Cheerleader, Laughing With a Mouth Full of Blood, Psychopath, Ice Age, they're all very catchy. Listen to these songs.
>>60702268
lose weight
she's looking a bit chunky here... getting older isn't an excuse to let yourself go
>>60702268
whats up with her belly?
>>60708086
Impregnated by the record company execs who give her a career.
get better at songwriting while toning down the fashion aspects
>>60708086
she's getting fat
>>60708107
st vincent is meme pop & all about aesthetics
>>60708118
but everything about her is slim, whilst that belly sticks out ... is it part of the costume?
>>60708086
>>60708118
Nothing wrong.
>>60708143
she looks big/chunky here
do you think this is normal because you're american?
>>60708134
Because of her pose.
>>60708153
>she looks big/chunky here
I hope you're trolling
>>60702268
>>60707769
>>60708143
>reads JoJo once
>>60708206
lol, was that pic supposed to prove your point? look at her arms and thighs
fatty enabler
>>60708223
lol
>>60708143
Fucking chubby chasers gtfo
>>60708311
You seem mad, dude.
>>60708153
how white are you? she looks like any other skinny white bitch
>women who identify as lesbians have more male sexual partners on average than women who identify as straight
W H O R E
>>60708153
Probably all those hamburgers rite? xD
>>60708143
Yeah for someone who's sole marketable gimmick is meme hair and fashion, she really can't afford to be packing on the pounds like that.
>>60708636
yup.
let her become ugly and watch all the "her music is interesting!"-memers fading away
>>60707808
She's not really a great singer to be honest family. I reckon I could hit some bars tonight and find a vocalist who could do those songs far more justice.
>>60708143
>saddlebags
I suppose someone has to make the rockin world go round...
Fix that muthafukkin meme hair
Start taking the D from niggas once again
>>60708679
She didn't want to sing exactly in the same way as the INXS' vocalist. She's way more understated than usual. Check the original first and see the difference.
Another cover, Lithium: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOHvCIPPKH0
Learning how to play the guitar would be a start and stop with the fucking cringey hand puppet she does live.
>>60708704
Dude, are you blind?
>>60708764
>Learning how to play the guitar would be a start
...said the basement dweller expert. That's why she's famous and you're a nobody, because you know how to play guitar.
>...and stop with the fucking cringey hand puppet she does live.
Ignorant cretin that never heard about choreography. And FYI that was only on her latest tour.
>>60708816
Yeah. And I took time out of my busy day to give her the benefit of the doubt at Coachella. It was the most cringey, retarded shit I have ever seen in my life. I left to go watch Wye Oak, you know, a woman that does have actual musical talent and doesn't act like a spasmolytic aspie when she plays the guitar.
>>60708636
>who's sole marketable gimmick is meme hair and fashion
Yet another dickhead talking shit. Because that critical acclaim is for hair and fashion, and not for music. You don't have toilets to clean? Go back to work.
>>60708853
You just confirmed yourself as a supreme pleb. You just don't get art, dude.
>>60708750
Are you kidding? That's a terrible cover I bet even Courtney Love could do it better.
Her rhythmic affectation is pretty annoying, her pitch is off and her voice is pretty weak. Face it she's not a great singer, possibly passable as a stylist on her original but the gimmick wore off a few albums back for me. Also what's with that muffin top?
>>60708853
>Wye Oak
You mean that generic boring-ass music? It's understandable that St. Vincent's music is out of your league.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mssm8Ml5sOo
>>60708876
>>60708862
This guy...
>I will defend my waifu to the death
>>60708898
A terrible cover for you, not for everybody. Maybe your taste in music is shit, who knows. She sings very well, considering that she also plays guitar.
On the net everyone is an expert. Do a better cover. If you can.
Why do you keep pushing this fat bitch and her meme show? I don't know what jew dick she's been sucking to get so much industry attention, but the public doesn't buy into it.
>>60708910
Ahhh what a great song. Thanks for posting that.
>>60708934
This guy...
>i don't have any arguments
>let's play the white knight card
>>60708939
Enjoy being tone teaf, pleb.
>>60708948
>I left to go watch Wye Oak, you know, a woman that does have actual musical talent
>Ahhh what a great song. Thanks for posting that.
Same cretin
>>60708956
I already gave you all the argument I need to. I've seen the bitch live. Even my GF thought she was shit.
>>60708963
Enjoy being a dumbass, pleb.
>>60708966
Well done Sherlock Holmes. You're a mastermind of 4chan detection.
>>60708910
>Wye Oak
not the guy you were talking to but...this is really good dude.
>>60708973
Even your GF has shit taste in music. That's why she found you: same shitty taste in music.
>>60702268
well, she could always get a lobotomy and stop making bad music.
>>60708998
It's boring.
She really let herself go.
>>60709005
the first part would work for you. you will stop being the worst tripidiot ever.
>>60702268
she could die
>>60708998
Wye Oak is great. Extremely underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyTVeR85Q6o&index=15
>>60708939
>She sings very well, considering that she also plays guitar.
>Nirvana cover
dude I like St.Vincent to an extent but playing a Nirvana song and singing along is pretty damn simple...
>>60708939
Whatever listen to this singer who is also an amazing player with a powerful and tuneful voice. Her claim to fame is as Bowie's live bass player and backup vocalist. St Vincent wouldn't even make the cut for Bowie's band with her playing or singing, not much of a star really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRbf77OEzyY
by releasing field recordings of her scissoring cara
>>60709143
haha.
actually...
>>60709132
>Whatever listen to this singer who is also an amazing player with a powerful and tuneful voice. Her claim to fame is as Bowie's live bass player and backup vocalist. St Vincent wouldn't even make the cut for Bowie's band with her playing or singing, not much of a star really.
LOL. St. Vincent actually made a whole album with David Byrne, sang for Swans, The National, The Chemical Brothers, Wire, and so on. You underestimate her a lot.
>with her playing or singing, not much of a star really.
Annie has an unique & acclaimed style. If you don't get that, it's your problem. Also her voice is really great for her music.
>>60709132
Also, let this copypasta speak the truth:
Annie Erin Clark:
- highly acclaimed music: http://www.metacritic.com/person/st-vincent
- multi-instrumentalist: guitar, bass, piano, keyboards, synthesizer
- has a pleasant & expressive voice
- interesting lyricist
- great look and personality
- won a Grammy (Best Alternative Album) for her self-titled album
- collaborated with David Byrne, The Chemical Brothers, Swans, The National, and others
- insane live performances
- sang live with Nirvana (the remaining members), Wire, The Polyphonic Spree, Sufjan Stevens, Taylor Swift
- she was the lead designer of her own guitar, the St. Vincent Signature Ernie Ball MusicMan Guitar: https://instagram.com/p/65ZlEpQTf0/
- Annie is a host of a Beats 1 radio show where she delivers some awesome mixtapes
- she knows how to do a football rainbow kick: https://vimeo.com/85067428
>>60709258
She should have stuck with the backing musician business. Still wouldn't make the Bowie cut.
>>60709315
Fuck talk about butthurt! Call the waaahmbulance!
>>60709319
You're the expert and you know better. Riiiiiiiiiiight...
Instead hating her mindlessly, how about giving her music more chances? Tbh I didn't like her music at first but it grew on me.
>>60709377
U mad? That copypasta speaks the truth. Who are you to deny that?
>>60709386
I liked her music, but the gimmick wore off for me. I can see past the memes and fashion I only want good music and I'm afraid, this ain't it. :^)
>>60709409
If it isn't for you, so be it. But I'm afraid that you don't know what is good music.
>>60709093
you have no idea what your talking about.
>>60709446
Was that a reply for the sake of replying?
>>60709093
It may look simple but it isn't.
>>60702268
Get a bit fatter, start dressing slutty, make actual good music.
>>60709446
>>60709462
I am pretty shitty at playing guitar and I still can do it without too many problems. It's freaking Nirvana.
>>60709435
Resorting to ad-hominem? Nobody likes St Vincent. She is a shitty forced meme who frankly would have faded into even more obscurity if she weren't such an attention whore latching onto other attention whores like David Byrne.
A novelty act which overstayed its welcome.
>>60707977
Literally the only timeless art in this thread.
>>60709475
>It's freaking Nirvana.
And it's Nirvana, so what? If it's that simple, how come very few bands surpassed them in terms of commercial and critical success since 90s?
>>60709687
>And it's Nirvana, so what? If it's that simple, how come very few bands surpassed them in terms of commercial and critical success since 90s?
I'm saying that it is extremely easy to play it, not write it. Do you have some comprehension problems or something?
>>60702320
only good post itt
>>60709513
The hate is strong with this one. Dude, your hate means nothing. Chill the fuck out.
Eat less fried chicken and pizza for starters.
>>60702268
suicide
>>60709712
EXPERTS, EXPERTS EVERYWHERE!
>>60709769
Did your jimmies get rustled?
nude pictures would be great
>>60709843
No. But your pathetic attempt to belittle St. Vincent is frankly... pathetic. Just say that you don't like her, not crap like "Nobody likes St Vincent. She is a shitty forced meme blah blah blah".
>>60709839
It doesn't take an expert to understand that. Just play guitar for 2-3 months.
>>60709513
wtf man... thats your opinion.
>>60709906
Right, but sing also at the same time. Try that: it's easy?
>>60709946
Yes, it is fairly simple too. She doesn't even stress her voice during the performance, especially during the "yeah, yeah" parts.
>>60709910
Some imbeciles [ like this one >>60709513 ] simply can't accept the fact that there are people (many of them) that genuinely like this artist.
She needs to sing in tune, listening to her screeching is like someone took a diarrhea dump in my ear.
>>60709981
Her singing is quite intense Tbh. She sings with passion.
>>60710004
You have diarrhea ears, that's why you can't hear her singing in tune.
>>60710015
I'd say more people sing with passion than not. Isn't that the whole point of singing?
FACT: if you hate St. Vincent you're a pleb.
>>60702268
A bit more larger tit size.
Make her hair go back to 2014 era st Vincent.
Actor > Self Titled > Marry Me > Strange Mercy
>>60710230
she actually looks cute here
>>60710290
Damn right she does.
>>60710263
Agree except this: switch Marry Me with Strange Mercy.
>>60708003
she's muslim
>>60710347
It was a hard choice between those two. I like Mercy but the second half kinda leaves me with nothing to really enjoy.
>>60710386
The second part of SM is quite depressive, really. It makes me sad every time. You have to be in the right state of mind to enjoy it. Year of the Tiger is the highlight of that second part, tho.
>>60710464
she will never tilt her head back in ecstasy as you enter her with your tiny prick feels bad man
>>60709026
underrated post
ST VINCENT IS THE SUPREME WAIFU
YOU FAGGOTS WILL NEVER DISCREDIT QUEEN ANNIE BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK
PS: I'd love to penetrate her so much. Maybe see her pretend she is in pain for a little bit. That would be so hot.
Ughhhhh so gorgeous
>tfw Annie will never softly cuddle up to you in bed
>tfw Annie will never bite your ear while whispering sexual things to you
Why even live..
>>60710668
>le ironic meme poster
>>60710674
to enjoy her music. isn't that enough?
>>60710685
Hater detected
>>60710746
i'm not. really.
>>60710004
you what, motherfucker?
>>60702268
Write decent music, for starters
>>60710834
But she already writes more than decent music.
>>60710804
That smile though
Not the best quailty but taken from when i saw her in my home town back in October 2014. Pretty great night!!
Was about five feet away from her since their was no stage barrier you could just put your hands on the stage and it was chill with everyone.
>>60702268
Her music sucks. Everything feels forced and calculated, like some fine arts major final thesis.
>>60710912
Pic in question..
>>60702268
why did she abort her child? ;___;
>>60702320
underrated in so many ways
>>60710852
I've tried.
Multiple times.
Listened to Strange Mercy - St. Vincent
Saw her at ACL in 2014
As you can see from this thread, most people are fans of her looks, not her music. And complain that she dates chicks and they'll never be able to fuck her.
The argument quickly boils down to the fact that it is silly to try to put objective truths into some as subjective as music appreciation.
Her music is not in my taste.
>>60710882
her smile is the best thing in the world
>>60710970
>As you can see from this thread, most people are fans of her looks, not her music
Obviously because this is a troll thread. You can't expect music discussions on threads like this one. And I can tell you that many of her fans like her music and her look. Both things.
>Listened to Strange Mercy - St. Vincent
>Her music is not in my taste.
Fair enough. Listen also to Actor and Marry Me. If the result is the same, try again in a couple of years, maybe you'll change your mind.
>>60710970
And btw, once you understand her music the feeling is great.
Why are lesbians the better musicians and lyricists when it comes to women?
>>60711152
as opposed to men lesbians?
Can we post actual good female guitarists here?
https://youtu.be/N5MTbScgKVE
>>60710995
Yushhh
>>60710939
underrated
>>60711172
You know what I mean, breh.
>>60711218
i actually don't breh
>>60711179
But it's already posted: St. Vincent.
>>60711233
She's an "ok" guitarist for a female, nothing special for a guitarist in general.
Here's another good female guitarist
https://youtu.be/1N77zyOXfIU
>>60711267
eat cocks faggot
>>60711267
kill yourself
>>60711232
I wanted to ask/state an opinion of how lesbians seem to make better melodies and write better songs than straight women. Wasn't that clear? English ain't my mother tongue as you can probably tell.
>>60711267
Boring, Tbh. StV is way more experimental and she can actually write great riffs. Listen to Cruel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itt0rALeHE8
A God-like riff right there.
>>60711339
>God-like riff
u serious?
>>60711339
>riffs
>compared to classical pieces performed by professional guitarists
hahahahahaha
>>60711771
>>60711792
elitist pricks. any riff that is unique and memorable is god-like. probably you're that kind of pleb that's easily impressed by complexity (le classical music worshipper).
i bet that you think that 'smoke on the water''s riff isn't big deal.
>>60711339
that is an average "instrumental hook" that is expected to keep you entertained. not more, not less.
>>60711942
lol. look at this pleb.
>>60711771
>>60711792
>>60711942
repeat after me: complexity =/= quality. best proof: kraftwerk. fairily simple music but godlike execution.
>>60711980
>>60712012
its true
if it were an arctic monkeys riff, you wouldve recognized that
>>60711304
>>60711318
great retort
>>60711339
>Boring
That is not a well-versed argument when talking about technicality.
>listen to Cruel
Sounds like she has a good pedal board. The "riff" sounds good but unfortunately she doesn't expand it outside of any baroque pop standards. That is also a reason why I think she never finished Berklee. Never had the guts to get through actual useful material.
>>60711939
>elitist pricks
projection
>any riff that is unique and memorable is god-like.
Sure. However, that doesn't mean the performer is a god-tier guitarist. Only means they are good songwriters.
> probably you're that kind of pleb that's easily impressed by complexity (le classical music worshipper)
another projection with a useless 4chan buzzword. People have different views on what is complex or not. There are numerous compositions that are based on the simplest of chord progressions BUT what makes the difference is the way the musician expands the idea into something more potent. Anyone can write a god-tier riff, but that doesn't mean they can write a god-tier composition.
>i bet that you think that 'smoke on the water''s riff isn't big deal.
I think it is a big deal. Blackmore is a vastly underrated blues rock guitarist that I love.
Not sure if you're comparing St.Vincent with Blackmore, cause that would be a ridiculous claim.
Here's an actually good female guitarist that has a memorable technique (even though it is vastly influenced by Bailey like a lot of free improvisation) and doesn't rely on extremely cliche musical tricks
https://youtu.be/YhC8_Hyx8Co
>>60712077
lol early Arctic Monkeys have tons of memorable riffs unlike St.Vincent
St Vincent is a band. Annie is a grill. band is not a grill. band cant be a "her".
>>60712081
>>listen to Cruel
>Sounds like she has a good pedal board. The "riff" sounds good but unfortunately she doesn't expand it outside of any baroque pop standards. That is also a reason why I think she never finished Berklee. Never had the guts to get through actual useful material.
Cruel is one of her quite simpler songs. Check also this one (at least the last minute): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkP0HLShMc
That guitar solo is kickass.
>>60712081
>Not sure if you're comparing St.Vincent with Blackmore, cause that would be a ridiculous claim.
Why it's ridiculous? Because she's a woman? If we compare these 2 riffs side by side (Cruel vs Smoke on the Water) I'd say that both are kind of equally great.
>>60712370
>Why it's ridiculous?
because one is possibly the simplest, most recognizable riff ever made and the other one is featured in a St.Vincent song? Blackmore used parallel fourths in an absolutely brilliant way, making a medieval chord voicing work in a hard rock environment.
>Because she's a woman?
No, it's because it's Blackmore compared to Annie Clark as an artist. Sex has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of the music presented.
>I'd say that both are kind of equally great.
Give me the criteria upon why you think they're equally great?
>>60712314
>That guitar solo is kickass.
It's pretty cool but, once again, I can't see it going anywhere outside of the unimaginative main structure repetition and a couple of simple bends.
>>60712465
oh and forgot to mention that the Smoke On The Water is literally the opening notes of Beethoven's 5th backwards. That's a fantastic idea imo
