You're on the bus when this girl taps you on the shoulder and says "Hey mister, i'll let you lick my lollipop if you tell me your favourite album".
What do you say?
tell her to go back to /tv/ where she belongs
>How about you lick MY lollipop instead?
stalaggh - projekt misanthropia
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>>60609557
youre awfully young
Why would I want to lick her lollipop?
Trout Mask Replica
olde hag
I don't want your germs senpai
tell her to respect my gender identity
humble cannons
Grab her lollipop and bite it like the owl from the tootsie pop commercial and tell her my favorite album.
>>60609922
dam, tats prettu badarse
>implying id lick that hamplanet grandma touch me
lollipops are the plebeian's candy of choice, i would ignore her and continue listening to Tim Hecker
"my favorite lp is type o negatives 1990 LP Slow Deep and Hard) but im only sexually attracted to, like, niggers kid; go to church and find a dad or something"
>>60609557
not so fast kid
*unbuttons trench coat*
heh nothing personnel
>>60610083
>tim hecker
>thinking you're patrician
kuk
Yeah I like that one Beatles album and I uh like Nirvana! Who needs the radio psshhtt amrite?
*licks*
>>60609999
hey those quads are prettu badarse
>>60609557
I'd fuck the SHIT out of her 2bh. Since we're on a bus, I'd probably finger her first
>>60609999
those are some nice quads f.a.m
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Remember that banger? That shit was my jam