>http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/6776986/adeles-25-is-42-percent-of-total-music-sales-this-week?utm_source=twitter
lol
that's a fat number
I think her body is also 42% fat.
She's not amazing, but I'm happy that someone with actual talent is topping the charts
proof that hamplanets are killing music
Adele's body is 42% of the total fat in the music industry
Adele is a Muppet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Q5gcScKa8
She's going to be able to buy snacks galore
>>60587607
do you think they had to tell her to hold off on eating her award so they could snap a quick pic hahaha
So what if she's fat? She can sing really good
>>60588966
and she still makes mediocre music
>muh sad piano ballads
she can't do anything unique to her own doesn't matter if shes fat or not she doesn't utilize her talent to her full potential
>>60588966
So what if she's good? She can sing really fat
>>60588966
How are the songs she wrote?
it's true. her songs are nothing special but they're catchy
>>60588999
LAST WEEK FUCKED AROUND AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE
>>60588966
except there are a shit ton of fat, good singers. she's generic as fuck
>>60588966
Honestly her voice is pretty boring
I'll admit her delivery always has this "effortless" quality that a decent amount of people perceive as her true talent but the fact that she sticks to it for every single song comes across as safe and ends up sounding pretty bland
That and the fact that every single one of her big singles has basically been variations of the "still not over you" sob story piano ballad
Honestly if she exhibited any variation in her singing style or lyrics I'd be pretty interested but there's a reason that people say that most of her songs sound identical and that's because they do for the most part
>>60588966
she's a fatty
by promoting her we are incentivating other people and telling them it's ok to be fat
>>60588999
The idea that the writer and performer should be the same person is one of the worst ideas in popular music.
Brian Wilson is fat too. Do you hate him?
>doesn't stream album
>40% of music consumption is via streaming services now
>only record breaking stat is "most single sales in 1 week"
>last artists to hold this record was NSYNC
Adele's accomplishments for this album really isn't as impressive as the media is making it out to be.
>>60589205
no because he makes decent music
pop music and trolling
welcome to /mu/
>>60587607
>stealth marketing the post
>>60589166
Not really unless you only value musicians as performers rather than creative forces as well
Adele is fat.
>>60589222
this
>>60587607
Who is this sperm pachyderm?
As fun as it is to call her fat, she's now only fat and not holy fucking kill yourself fat.
Also working in a large music retailer I want to kill myself every time some impatient middle aged whore comes running through and getting pissy because I won't ring up her individual purchase of this crappy album without anything else even moderately interesting with it at double speed.
Why are you even buying a CD you fucking miserable bitch you don't even like music
>>60589854
Kekd out loud at that second paragraph tbqh wit u, family
>>60588999
i thought she wrote her music?
>>60589416
underrated post
>>60589211
>selling 3 million albums in a week, the biggest sales week of an album ever, isn't impressive
the record is albums, not singles
It's hilarious all the talentless beta white manlets here that are offended by her success :v)
>>60587607
i wanna spread her legs wide & get unbirthed
>>60590681
wtf did you just say about me
Literally the Be Here Now of 2015
>>60589150
ana logic
Hahaha wow she's fat therefore her music is bad too bad we listen to objectively hot/good musicians like Taylor Swift. :^)
>>60589854
>large music retailer
do those still exist?
>>60590767
relax baby tell me what's wrong
>>60590752
better to be ana than fat
>>60590767
see these
>>60589205
>>60589222
>>60589781
I'm happy for XL.
>>60590945
Eh, not at the size they used to. But still 125 locations across the UK
hmmm I can't seem to sexualise her
I guess the music's alright..i guess
go adele..i guess
She's not even fat anymore...
>>60590992
women are held to a different standard, especially in pop music
>>60587607
she's 42% fatter than Mama Cass Elliot
>>60591053
c'mon don't you wanna lube up your fist and just ram deep & tickle her insides while she gives a jovial laugh?
>>60591057
>>>/reddit/ is that way my friend
>>60591150
no desu
>>60591195
it's thanksgiving & you say you don't wanna take a big turkey drumstick & use it to stimulate her clitty?
>>60590945
No, it's a retailer that sells large music like Adele
>>60588966
Singing good but making shitty songs isn't something to praise. The album blows and doesn't deserve all the praise it's getting.
This Miley song is better than everything on the album..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNRVWSICNGQ
>>60590992
>better to be ana than fat
actually, from a scientific, factual standpoint: not really. there is a good amount of evidence pointing towards underweight and even the lower range of 'normal weight' (bmi like 18-19ish) being more likely to give you a premature death than the higher end of normal and slightly overweight. so really all this muh women who arent bmi 19 is fat bullshit is not only stupid, but scientifically untrue
>>60591469
Do you guys prefer fat girls or skinny ones?
>>60591911
I like chubby/bbw. not obese though
>>60591911
gimme a girl with cankles over a twig any day
>>60591534
oh no here comes the FDF
>>60587607
Poor taylor got destroyed in every way by Adele
1989 feels about as successful as Britney Jean now
I love it
>>60591534
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=calorie+restriction+longevity
>posting a terrible picture of her
not first on my list but you all know youd bang this
>>60592393
>le airbrush and photoshop
>>60591534
the people who live the longest tend to be asians with really god tier pescatarian diets. You will find that all of these people are in good shape. But ultimately it's all about your diet. If you're fat you're not eating well. Eating well will get you in shape. But being in shape doesn't necessitate eating well, so basically yeah you can be annie clark skinny and die at 40 if you eat terribly.
But you can be fat and die a pretty decent age. Honestly most people in the western world past a certain age get fat or at least chunky if they don't do anything about it. It's just because of the kind of dogshit we put in our food, and because they don't exercise. But they don't eat badly enough to die young. They'll probably all die between 60 and 80.
but if you want to live past 60 to 80 you do need to eat better, and it's going to result in not being a fat pig.
>>60590994
underrated
>>60591911
Petite is the only patrician answer
>>60592441
true but she is a lot slimmer now and her face is actually really pretty
>>60592575
>but if you want to live past 60 to 80
Why would you? Unless you go full health nut you're still susceptible to any number of crippling old age related diseases, and even then its not completely preventable. Living past 80 seems like misery for 90% ofthe population. I'd rather have a few more fatty meals then by 85 and incontinent, crippled, have dementia etc
>>60593250
>her face is actually really pretty
her jawline kinda scares me desu
>>60593897
only because it makes yours look pathetic in comparison
>>60589166
This is by far the most elite shitposting I've ever encountered. Please make a trip so I can identify you.
