youre at a show and this man grabs your cock
what do you do
WOW, WHAT A COMPLEMENT :^)
host a tv party at my house if you know what i mean
pull out my macintosh
>>60504455
I don't actually.
>>60504415
>tfw you used to like Henry as a role model before you found /pol/
Tell him to get in the van
Be surprised because I'm a girl and don't have a cock.
>>60504728
I commend him for not holding prejudice against women or blacks despite the shit he's been through. Even if he's a stark raving liberal he still promotes "being a man" and all that.
>>60504728
what's the connection ?
>browsing pol
tell him to stop and rest my elbow on top of his head
>>60504415
Well, first of all, why would I bring my pet rooster to a Henry Rollins show? If he grabbed it, I'd be all like, "Hey, Hank. Leave my rooster alone. What did he ever do to you?"
Ask him if he's excited about Ween getting back together.
>>60504415
Hey Henry, could you autograph my cock? I love Black Flag!
>>60504778
Henry is very socially liberal despite having many bad experiences with minorities, and this anon took the opinions of a bunch of shitposting neo nazi cUckold fetishists instead of his role model
Actually pretty sad f.a.m
have a sharp pain in my stomach. instinctively react quickly and hit his arm away. then id move away and pay attention to the show
>>60504415
>at a show
I'd be high as fuck on shrooms or acid so not sure how I would act
....nigger?
>>60504415
tell him he's makin a mistake, then point him to the nearest goat
>>60504415
"hey, you're the guy from wrong turn 2!"
But Anon, I don't have a cock.
Tell him to get my football helmet. It's gonna be a wild night and who knows where I'll end up.
>>60504415
>"B-be gentle, sempai."
>>60504745
you're the worst kind of girl then
>>60504415
Commend him on his new cable show, but then hug him and say "I'm sorry" because I know it'll be cancelled within a few months
>>60504728
I now this feel. Fuck jews!
>>60506423
>>60504415
Cum instantly
grin
>>60510524