>kurt desperate to get away from the grunge scene
>creates Weezer, is signed to a major label and handed Ric Ocasek
>kurt "dies" April 1994
>Rivers is born
>Blue Album is released May 1994
The only way to escape being a shape is to pull the wool from your eyes
>>60402835
holy sheet
explain this pic
blep is just pleb backwards... i mean, think about it...
Do you not even notice the vastly different facial structure here?
>>60402915
this isn't "rivers", young lookalike kurt paid to have photos taken to create a false history
>>60402940
sup courtney
>>60402931
I think about it every night...
>>60402940
L O L gtfo shill. They are the exact same person
>>60402931
fuck it's true...
Damn...
>>60402956
Prove it.
not buying it, OP
obvious eyebrow mismatch
>>60402835
>being a shape
so asleep that you dream of sheep... sad
>>60402835
Like that retarded kek was clever enough to get away with that, we aren't talking about real geniuses here (Dave, Courtney, etc.)
>>60402835
They look nothing alike, you can tell Kurt is a pisces and Rivers is a gemini.
>>60402915
MY FAVORITE ROCK GROUP KISS
>>60403677
WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS LEFT HAND
>>60403785
It's covered with the blood of Kurt.
>>60403785
Weird birth mark
>>60403785
>>60403677
who killed young billy? and who is the monstrosity who replaced him?
>>60402835
What if Rivers Cuomo is actually River Phoenix after faking his death?
what if the real Rivers killed himself after the initial negative reaction Pinkerton received and was replaced in 1998 by a lookalike who has been releasing trash since 2001??????
i mean, think about it....
it would explain why they never released a good song again
>>60402835
>>60404575
I don't think they look alike
Richey looks like Edie Sedgwick tho
and Nicky looks like Cillian Murphy
>>60404652
Shill
>>60403758
are you for real into astrology? how can you tell that, unless you knew their birthdates? gemini here, curious about astrology
>>60402940
>What is surgery
>>60402915
That's Buddy Holly, you dunce.
>>60403134
Good one m8 I see you
>>60404235
He looks just like Gerard Way
>>60404575
I kind of want to wear guyliner.
>>60405056
I just want to crossdress, desu
>>60402940
you sound like a "Paul is dead" conspiracist
