your top 5 chvrches songs?
1 lavren
2 lavren
3 lavren
4 lavren
5 lavren
you know...since she's the entire band n all
>>60382835
dont forget her two producers
>>60382898
producers of cum
in the aeroplane over the sea
x5
>>60383038
this is so great that I won't even report it
:3
tether
night sky
lies
never ending circles
leave a trace
gun
we sink
>>60383038
this is nsfw
>>60383103
delete this
>>60383087
why did you turn in 7kt man, what made you do it?
>>60383134
I didn't turn him in. The man imo didn't do anything wrong.
>>60383142
comment on the rumors that you are Stevis are indeed the same person?
clearest blue
we sink
gun
now is not the time
science/visions
>>60383142
is it true he liked your post on Facebook when you apologized for being a misogynist?
>>60383166
this makes sense
>>60383166
We are not
>>60383192
Yeah, but I apoligized in general..Stil haven't got anything back.
>>60383204
is it true you are a chronic masturbator and have been found guilty of doing so in a public movie theater during the Minions opening weekend
(according to a chvrches fan twitter)
>>60382791
That one sone where she sings about how " I come from such an overprivileged background that I should be exempt from the abuse that literally everyone else without exception endures from random fucks on the internet."
>>60383233
Minions just do things to me, I'd love to fuck one.
>>60382974
I spat out my food,
now I got to clean up
Bow Down
Dead Air
Lungs
Guns
High Enough to Carry You Over
Everyone hates Carry You Over for some reason. The vocals aren't too bad and the synth leads have a fantastic texture. Espeically during the chorus
>>60382974
Haah.
>>60383371
Has she accepted your apoligy? I Saw you made a fake twitter account to tell lavren that your sorry. I hope she does man.
>>60383428
She blocked me. So I'm guessing no. That's what I get though, not like I had achance with her but weird shit happens.
>>60383458
we got that you're trolling. just let it go and admit you made an ass out of yourself.
>>60383458
>she blocked me
>>60383480
I made an ass out of myself
>>60383531
how's it feel to know a singer from a mainstream sythpop band hates your fucking guts? Brandon AMA?
>>60383614
It kind of bums me out.
>Brandon AMA?
why not?
>>60383397
Lavren is so fucking edgy, this picture literally cut me
>>60383674
why are you so fat?
Chvrches have five good songs?
I wonder what Lauren thinks about what happened last night...
>>60383038
Oh lawd
Oh reekris
>>60383948
She is such a fucking idiot
Strong Hand
Strong Hand
The Mother We Share
Strong Hand
Strong Hand
>>60383674
would you be willing to make a PSA about the dangers of triping?
As long as chvrches reminds in the public eye so will you and unless you really turn things around and get the public to see that,
this is the way your life will be remembered as "the guy that harassed lauren"
You will go down in history as one of the "bad guys"
all because you chose to trip instead of just being anonymous...
>>60383914
I snack a lot, but between my mauy thai classes, walking, and dieting I've lost about 20lbs. I'm down to 230 now and really trying to lose weight.
>>60384011
I honestly think that's a little much. I think my apology on lavrens twitter and chvrches facebook is enough.
>>60384095
why are you groveling before this woman so much?
>>60384095
do you smoke weed?
fav beer?
>>60384124
I think she's attractive and that I enjoy her bands music. I'm not actually obsessed with her, and found chvrches threads easy to troll.
>>60384131
>do you smoke weed?
Stoned right now actually.
>fav beer?
Sierra Nevada's Ovila Abbey Saison, Devils Backbone Cattywompus, Devils Backbone striped bass pale ale, legend brown ale, Sierra Nevada's Pale ale, National bohemian, Pasbt blue ribbon, Sweetwater 420 IPA, Magic Hat Electric Feel Grapefruit IPA, Hardywood Tripel
>>60384256
>Stoned right now actually.
ever try anything harder?
weed is a shit tier drug and I'm not just saying this to be a dick or anything
My top 5:
>A guy showed me his dick at the metro station once
>Feminazism (I rant on social media)
>Where are my bandmates? (Official video)
>I will not marry you (Live version)
>I support refugees (Live in Paris)
>>60384256
You can see women far more attractive than her walking the streets. She's a talented musician but none of these are reasons to be so apologetic and submissive, especially to a feminist.
>>60384347
>>60384256
I genuinely feel like you have a mental issue
>>60382791
i want to rape her unironically
>>60384289
Oxy's and coke. I liked coke so much I never did it again.
>>60384359
I just find her attractive. Not like I'm the only waifu fag here.
>>60384542
Only social ones like social anxiety and ptsd.
>>60384687
>ptsd
greentext time, faggot
>>60384654
I'll kick your ass
>>60384687
cokes a patrician drug. you shouldnt have quit.
>>60384906
"Coke is a girl's drug" - my mom
>>60384922
brandon should just say fuck it and do herion
>>60384799
bring it on nigga
>>60384799
but you said the same thing over and over again about her sweaty stocking you fucking hypocritical piece of shit
>>60385117
"Heroin is some serious shit" - also my mom
>>60384906
coke is a shit drug
>>60385141
he'd lose weight
>>60385174
exactly!
>>60385174
You fucked up and forgot the part where she doesn't shower.
I just got some churches chicken and it took like 20 fucking minutes for them to make a 4 piece tendie meal
>>60385230
also I asked if lavren was there and the cute girl at the register gave me a weird look and asked what I was talking about so I got flustered and let out an audible REE
>>60385211
that's fucking disgusting. imagining the stench coming from her rancid slit makes me nauseous.
>>60383038
is this real
>>60385311
YUMMY
>>60384922
makes me like it more t b h
makes you into a sexy "girl"
pic obviously related
>>60383038
>>60385475
ugh
>>60385475
It just made me jittery and energetic.
>>60386181
you can't just do it once, it has to be consistent use for an extended period of time
Tether
Night Sky
The Mother We Share
Keep You On My Side
Gun/Bury It
What would you do if Lauren was your daughter, /mu/?
>>60386552
give her up for adoption
>>60383397
She didn't actually wear this did she? How incredibly cringy.
>>60384011
Brandon and 7KT will be remembered forever in /mu/ lore, for good or bad. Honestly, I hate tripfags but Brandon's shitposting makes me laugh
>>60386552
I would never marry and breed with a womanlet, desu, any woman under 5'6" is not a woman but a hobbit
>>60387780
no that's just a picture of me..
>>60387780
what would you say and/or do if her lavren and brandon actually started dating?
>>60388876
it'd be pretty funny.
>>60388876
I would wake up and wonder why the fuck did I dream of a tripfag
>>60382791
STOP RUINING MY /MU/, LAVREN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60388763
wait you're lavren? did you accpect brandons apoligu?
>>60389064
doesn't look like it.
>>60388876
very unlikely desu
I thinks its more likely she hooks up (if she hasn't already) with 7KT or Aaron
7KT
>tall
>photographer, presumably cultured
Aaron
>has the same glasses as her
>master producer and meme maker
>>60388876
brandon
fat
25
5'5
socially awkward
doesn't drive
hasn't furthered his education
has no friends
works a shitty minimum wage dead end job
still lives with his parents
into the martial arts like it's fucking the 1980's
Hahahaha nah.
what do you guys think Lauren's hair smells like
>>60389234
fuck
>>60389284
probably floral and sweet
>>60389284
chlorine
>>60389284
coconut, I hope
>>60389284
strawberries and that strange smell that some girls have
i dont know how to explain it
for some reason i associate it with girls wearing sweatpants or that weird "suede" or fleecy material that only girls wear. its on a lot of sweaters and sweatpants made for girls. anyone know the smell that im talking about?
>>60389495
I know what you mean and I fucking love it.
>>60389284
stuffing it right now pal, smells like acaiberry shampoo.
>>60389509
>stuffing it
elaborate
>>60384359
submitting to a feminist? does brandon have balls?
>>60389495
yeah dude i totaly know what your talking about I smell my gf's hair all hte time and it smells like that andshe has big titties and a big ass we hav e sex every day haha yeah... B^D
>>60382791
>Listening to popular music
>>60389558
yeah.
>>60389558
no he doesnt
and that i why i respect 7KT for being a real nigga and turning off his trip instead of apologizing on Facebook
>>60389655
i liked brandon up until that point. if he actually felt bad and isnt just fucking with us that's stupid.
strong hand
science/visions
empty threat
tether
night sky
>>60389674
Meh, I'm not really that ashamed
>>60383397
>that hair
>those lips
Oh god I just want to fuck her to death.
>>60389762
same to be honest
>>60389762
>>60389720
brandon, you need to stop this
you are going to get arrested, martin and iain already know who you are
>>60389762
you gotta sniff it and treat her some candies first, pigscum
>>60389720
hey brandon can you elaborate what happened? i heard a bit but all from laurens twitter and the news. whats the story from your perspective? what did you do?
>>60389794
>brandon
Don't insult me. I'm not that autistic.
>>60389720
didnt you say you were gonna stick fight anyone who hurt her, wrapped your karate belt around your head while steven universe played in the background?
>>60389052
Lavren is a /mu/-enhancer t.b.h.
top 5, in order from least to greatest:
5) Under The Tide
4) Night Sky
3) Clearest Blue
2) Recover
1) Lungs
>>60389898
yup
>>60389917
Is it true that you are IRL friends with anyone from this board?
Someone came on here a few days ago claiming to work the same shift as you at a gas station or something, some kind of family run business
>>60389762
same her too
i really want to fvck her
>>60389963
How is this not sexualizing herself?
There's no argument that it isn't.
>>60389963
/mu/'s 2016 meetup should be a lavren gangbang session to be honest.
>>60389975
yeah, it should
if lavren agrees
who will ask her? brandon, i suppose, as he already has some experience in communicating with her.
>>60389943
I think it might be someone from mopeds other than someone I work with.
>>60389943
>Someone came on here a few days ago claiming to work the same shift as you
what they say about him?
>You will never get to cuddle with Lavren for hours on end
>>60390118
>tfw
>>60383397
>Lauren2643.jpg
that's a joke, right?
you don't have that many pics of Lauren
right?
>>60390161
he has
i look up to him
>>60383674
>>60383674
how did your tits get so big and do you use them for momentum when youre boxing?
>>60390173
eating junk food al the time
>>60390104
That his room has pictures of Lauren everywhere, there's a photo ill see if i can find it on the archive
>>60382791
Science/Visions
The Mother We Share
Tether
Lies
Empty Threat
>>60390199
that thing about cutting himself and the shrine was pretty weird.
>>60389968
sexualization and objectification are two very different things, bb.
>>60390199
>>60390207
what?
>>60390250
let us just enjoy that she agreed to sexualize herself (she, without doubt, did it)
>>60390276
why do you need to enjoy that, though? what do you gain from it?
>>60390301
visual stimulation, i guess
>>60390199
The anon said he shares a room with his sister, and she gets pissed because he keeps covering up her pictures of horses with mayberry pictures.
>>60390301
imagining holding her petite body in your arms as you make love to her and hear her moan and softly call your name into your ear.
>>60390317
I don't have a sister and that's not my room.
>>60390317
>>60390332
pictures of lavern + your name on the wall there's no need to lie my boy it's a nice room
>>60390344
shopped
>>60390332
dude it clearly has your name there on the top left
i like your room desu, so does your sister know that you like to sniff used pantyhose?
>>60390317
>he has his name on the wall
>>60390317
jesus Brandon, no wonder you are all fucked up
>>60390317
NIGGA
>>60390317
holy shit tripfag BTFO
>>60390317
i know this isn't real but i appreciate the effort
>>60390317
Who wants to bet his sister owns sketchers?
>>60390317
someone seriously needs to make a fake twitter account and send this to lavren.
>>60390317
>expect a tripfag to be a well adjusted individual
>roomies with his sister
not sure why this surprises you guys
>>60390317
does your sister's obsession with edward rivals yours with lauren?
>>60390443
We're deciding if I can have the other half of the room for my shit. I want to hang up my lauren and moped pics, but she wants to put fucking twilight and hunger games pics up and keeps taking them down.
>>60390412
snickers at this one, m8
>>60390457
so it is true then, that's your room
>>60390443
b-brandon, do you and her cuddle at night..not like weird or anything..just wonder if she gets scared and sinks into your fat and feels safe.
>>60390457
>I want to hang up my lauren and moped pics
WHAT IS THIS AUTISM I AM READING
can someone please give me a brief exposition on what happened with brandon? i know about the original posts concerning the leave a trace video, and i know about 7kt, but where does brandon fall into all of this?
>>60390486
We used to until my mom caught us and got us seperate twin beds.
>>60390525
he linked a /mu/ thread about Lavren top Lavren on twitter and she responded
>>60390525
he's kinda been stalking Lauren
but im not sure if he's for real or not, what do you guys think?
>>60390520
HERE WE GO MATES
>>60390534
wait, is he 7kt?
>>60390533
is it true you are banned from Chvrches shows?
>>60390539
he hasn't been stalking her. just making stupid posts about her
>>60390549
nah, although that was a early theory
From what I understand, Lauren never responded to us until 7KT tweeted her
Brandon kinda rode the wave and ended up shitposting to the point where he's now banned from Chvrches shows, and Martin and Iain want to beat him up
>>60390539
damn. that's spooky. all internet nonsense aside i love the band and stalking/harassment is lame. sux that this has happened
>>60390554
No, some of the shit here is borderline stalking
Should I post some of the stuff he posted in the past?
I mean, Lauren knows about him already.
>>60390565
Is that you Stevis? Are you still up?
The thing is, if she had reacted like a normal human being no one would give a fuck.
Instead she went full /asp/ie
>>60390563
holy shit, any way to find them saying they want to beat him up? on their twitter accts maybe? brandon, why shitpost if you like her? wtf m8 where's the logic in that
i wish i knew lavren as a student
>>60390582
Making stupid posts isn't stalking. I honestly think he's no threat to them at all and this >>60390563
explains it
>Brandon kinda rode the wave and ended up shitposting
>>60390582
How did she react???
Was it like the yale students from earlier this week?
>>60390550
Probably not.
>>60390582
why does her sticking up for herself mean she's not reacting normally? just because we are desensitized AF doesn't mean this behaviour isn't shitty. i mean it was totally mysogynist behaviour, the way people were talking about that video
>>60390582
please post some of his past works i want to know more
>>60390630
Have you seen it? She was obviously sexualizing herself in it. I think she did it because she KNEW it would get people talking..Pretty smart.
>>60390655
ohh okay so THIS is why everyone is making fun of you so mercilessly. alright, i'm off to bed then. carry on /mu/
martin's the real babe of the band anyways, let's get real lmao.
>>60390674
>THIS is why everyone is making fun of you so mercilessly.
he's a troll, he's doing it on purpose.
>>60390710
he's fucking insane and i don't want him to break in to chvrches bus and steal lavrens panties.
>>60390674
>impling 80% of post-le-sexualizing-video Chvrches threads wasn't Brandon furiously shiting on himself
at least 130 of all these replies are Brandon's, that's for sure
>cuddle
>please
>>60390832
:3 dem legs look so soft
>>60390832
I'd kiss her bruises, take off her sandals and make sweet foot massage as she wakes.
>tfw no qt girl to kiss her bruises
why live?
Young pop stars now are born knowing how the web drives the cashflow. That, apparently, is why Chvrches spell their name with a “v” instead of a “u”: when you Google them, you won’t get anyone else. Originally they were two ordinary-looking young blokes, but they were lucky enough to be joined by an extraordinary-looking young lady who could sing. Lauren Mayberry has an enchanting voice with a face to fit, and millions of hormonally tormented young men all over the world think there has never been anything like her, while millions of envious young women think that this must be history’s first case of a rebel angel dressed as if she didn’t give a damn.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/nov/14/clive-james-i-have-been-collaborating-on-another-album-we-pose-no-threat-to-taylor-swift?CMP=twt_gu?CMP=twt_gu
really sexist guardian article
if a beautiful young woman joins a music band, the band has to be all about her sex appeal
>>60390868
where do you see bruises on her?
>>60390887
so this is all marketing? even the brandon thing?
>>60390893
at her right shin, m8.
I wonder where she gets these?
>>60390920
at her gigs, probably. sometimes she stumbles or trips upon something
>>60390943
poor babe :(
>>60390964
yeah. she deserves to be always unscathed.
daily reminder this is her boyfriend
>>60391068
Your trip is still on...
>>60391084
Brandon#Utopianinch
>>60391068
>Best New Music with his first album
>Lavrens boyfriend
>Does not brag about it
what comparable achievements do you have, anon?
Not the best Brandon samefag I've ever seen, but still pretty good.
>>60391068
nice try
>>60391115
I have none. I'm pretty sure I'm just going to be working shitty jobs for the rest of my life. Pinching pennys just to get by. Driving some shitty car, living in a shitty apartment somewhere, completely alone.
Tried to change those things but seem to never get anything accomplished. I have no talent, I have no skills, I have nothing.
>>60391068
MADMAN DID IT AGAIN
>>60383674
Wait the singer from Chrvches hates you? Why?
>>60391150
you have your love for lavren.
let her inspire you, day for day, for greater deeds
>>60391172
>you have your love for lavren
How could I love someone I've never met? And probably wouldnt be interested in me?
>>60391170
Trolling basically, I got wrapped in it due to the attention I was getting from it.
>>60391215
Can you or someone else please give me a brief explanation wtf happened? From the beginning, before '7KT' and all that.
>>60391226
Somebody posted the Leave a Trace video, the thread was filled with people calling lavren a dirty hypocrite for not including any of the rest of the band in the vid and making herself into a sexual spectacle, along with the usual waifufaggotry. 7kt linked the thread to lavren on Twitter. She went into a SJW meltdown. Brandon wasn't really any more involved than anyone else in the thread, except he's a tripfrag and he posted some retarded shit on Facebook.
>>60391251
Oh gotcha. When did this take place? I wanna see this meltdown on twitter
dont mind me, just posting lavrens
>>60391262
https://twitter.com/laurenevemay/status/633312877550694401/photo/1
Here's the thread: https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/58183887
>>60391356
still laugh
>>60391356
Cheers
Is she still pissed off at Brandon? Holy shit, she can really hold a grudge.
>>60391415
Wait how do you guys know she's still pissed at Brandon?
Why would she be pissed at Brandon? Aren't you the one that linked the thread in the first place?
>>60391440
Brandon tried to apologize but she blocked him again.
>>60391482
poor brandon
>>60391482
damn
>>60391482
HAd to be a couple of minutes after I sent it.
>>60389234
brandon is the man t b h
>>60391813
go to sleep already, retarded fatass.
>>60391853
I'm noT bandon. I WILL put you in a chokehold though
>>60391866
sure champ sure :D
here's your (You) back
this thread is all me btw
>>60391903
>>60391914
Fuck off brandon
>>60391933
It's not me man.
>>60391482
what a bitch.
stay away from feminists man
>>60391150
I feel bad for you.
>>60383397
>Everyone hates Carry You Over for some reason.
because its fucking shit bro
is it true she was a slut in university?
>>60389509
i mean, these pictures kinda suggest it
1. Gun
2. Night Sky
3. Leave A Trace
4. Lungs
5. Tether
>>60393244
branodns crsuh is a slut lol
