Has anyone ever slept with a famous musician?
Yes, Michael Jackson
Yes, someone has
>inb4 stupid copy pastas
The answer is no op.
yeah i fucked that little chvrches chick so hard one night that she lost her accent
>>60348765
How old were u
Yes, i have
Yes, Marina
No but she will become famous one day.
>>60348746
>tfw never slept with anyone
music for this feel?
>>60348805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq1JrJHQlAc
>>60348746
Why are they trying to have sex with their underwear on
In b4 you're a slut
I slept with James Hetfield & Kirk Hammett in the same night. James was a dickhead and i left literally right as we finished. 100% regret. Kirk was a total sweetheart and very talkative. (his stutter gets a lot worse when he's high, it's hilarious). Cool dude though. I still text him randomly.
There has to be roadie sluts on this board
kpop why??
>>60348805
https://youtu.be/zHW5RVvg2v4
>>60348858
london?
>>60348805
How old are you? I don't know how anyone over 18 could be a virgin honestly.
>>60348905
Canada, actually.
Ask your questions while you can, faggots.
>>60348912
Here's your (ree)
>>60348912
I'm 18 though lol
>>60348942
Did it smell like haggis
>>60348912
I'm 20 ;_;
i fucked annie clark right before she went lesbian. prob a coincidence
>>60348936
dumb canuck slut
>>60348962
>>60348953
Are you guys autistic? I literally have no idea how people remain virgins when sex is so incredible.
>>60348912
Fuck off normalfag.
>>60348974
lol my nigga
bjürk put multiple fingers in my butt
>>60348988
You're probably virgin if you believe sex is a life-changing experience
I fucked yo yo ma. Oh wait, that's not right. I fucked yo ma ma.
>>60348984
You're a lovely person.
I don't think there's anything wrong with what I do. I'm not ashamed that I've slept with a dozen rockstars. ~*memories*~
>>60348997
I don't think it's life changing but it is fun and feels good. Why not do it?
>>60349011
have sex with me?
>>60349005
Wew, lad!
>>60349011
That's quite a hobby
>>60348988
A little bit. I think it's mostly my shyness
>>60348988
I was 19 when I lost mine
Eh, whatever, at least it happened eventually
>>60349024
>implying it's that easy
>>60349045
The joys of working in a bar + being an above average looking girl.
>>60349005
underrated post
>>60348993
no she did not
bajerk is pure
>>60349024
am i weird for disliking sex? ive literally had sex a couple times at 17 but havent since im 20 now. i didnt like it then doubt anything would change now so i activelly avoid it.
>>60349059
Drunk above average or sober above average?
>>60349064
She's p kinky actually tbqh familia
>>60349066
You sure you're not gay? Not trying to troll or be rude but maybe the gender you're doing with it isn't the right one.
i banged yure
I got a bj from Varg once
>>60348746
that is an incredible ass.
>>60349066
No?
You might be asexual
>inb4 autists sperg out
>>60349081
Judeo-Christian lies!
>>60349070
Sober 9/10. (I sound arrogant but..)
>>60349090
Hormone filled middle schooler detected
>>60349072
butt-stuff kinky tho????
>>60349090
>this
>incredible
are you fucking serious
>>60349090
Not enough cushion to warrant a pushin if you ask me
No, but I've masturbated a famous musician literally thousands of times, ever since he was 12 years old.
>>60349122
Probs
>>60349129
>>60349134
>>>/hhg/
>>60349113
pics?
>>60348805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprEPvCJZE4
>>60349140
go to bed joel
>>60349066
But you enjoying your wanks, right? I know, senpai, I know.
>>60349090
Sup Ireland
>>60349090
kek
>>60349140
hey thom
>>60349146
damn........
i saw a guy jacking off right in front of me and Mac DeMarco filmed it like it was nothing
does that count¿
>>60348858
>mfw you're a dude
>mfw it's true too
>>60349190
That's not me lmfao
before the thread is derailed by the picture of a girl, i just want to post this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQiRZJsW5KU
>>60349190
pls be my slutty degenerate gf
also what's your favorite swans album
>>60349151
why not.
>>60348805
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_KcLPTGImtw
>>60349222
raping a slave ;)
>>60349213
lol
(faggot)
>>60349151
pls be nice :3
>>60349222
I wish that was me, that girl is hot but I'm >>60349229
>>60349190
wow, your gorgeous
>>60349229
>tattoos
>shitty piercings
>stretch ears
>terrible eyebrow makeup
>terrible eye makeup
3/10 confirmed
>>60348805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QwbFBOyE2Y
>>60349250
james and kirk are happily married you witch
>>60349229
You definitely look like someone who would sleep with old "Rockstars"
>>60349270
Some people like tattoo's and piercings on their girls and some don't
>>60349229
Stacy?? This is your aunt Megan...
>>60349300
goddammit aunt megan i told you to stay off here
>>60349300
lmfao my names not Stacy.
>>60349300
post pics so i can fantasize about a 3som with u and stacey
>>60349316
i meant Staci
>>60349300
why are you on /mu/ stacy?
>>60349316
What's your name Metallica slut?
>>60349316
It's an r9gay meme.
no one will believe me but I once felt up daniel lopatin in a bar bathroom in los angeles.
>>60349229
Crazy. That's exactly what I thought you'd look like.
>>60348746
Now that I've made it to 19 without doing the dirty I sort of feel an obligation to stay virgin as long as possible, idk it's senseless but I'm sort of proud of it, and with all other shit that's happened in my life this is the only trace of childhood innocence I have left
>>60349229
yeah you look like a total slut
jk haha that's a joke lol im just playin :-)
>>60349331
Madison.
>>60349300
fuck off megan where's your sister
>>60349229
So, what other musicians have you fucked? Who was the best fuck? Who had the biggest dick? Who had the smallest dick?
>>60349229
>sober 9/10
lmfaooooooooooooooo
>>60349384
>dick sizes
what a faggot
>>60349005
kekd
>>60349400
bye
>>60349229
You're hot, tbqh. However, I wouldn't have sex with you because I value my health and well being.
>>60349400
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>60349400
cute
>>60349229
Gross
>>60349400
may you please of giving me the pussy
>>60349400
v qt to be honest in my opinion family
>>60349400
Fix your fucking hair, slob. Smfh tbqh fa.m
I always hear about male celebrites fucking the fans but do female celebrities fuck their fans
im a fucking virgin so no
>>60349400
i want to ejaculate on your face so bad
>>60349400
aw you're really cute!! i like it when other girls post pics of themselves, i don't have the courage
>>60349520
bruh you can, just print out the picture
>>60349521
stop bein a pussy
>>60349384
Tommy Lee (lol he was fucking crazy. and I think the guy is telling people he's sober/off drugs? he snorted more coke in one night then I have in my whole life.) Average dick. Good fuck.
Jack White. Best groupie sex i've had. Dude is hung like a horse and had amazing weed after.
Phil Collen. he was pretty dirty desu and i regret sleeping with him. got tested multiple times after being with him (i'm clean lol)
Jonathan Davis is a fucking whiny bitch. I've never wanted to slap a guy so badly in my life but his bodyguard was outside so i fucked him and left. average dick.
Rikki Rockett has the biggest penis I've ever seen on a man in my life. he was a damn good fuck and I still keep in contact with him and plan to hook up with him again in the near future.
Rick Savage is the funniest guy i think I've ever met (famous or not) He kept cracking jokes even during sex and it made it a lot more fun.
Oh and Lemmy tried to pick me up but fuck that guy. He's gross.
>>60349414
I promise I'm clean lmfao. I get tested regularly and I've used protection with all my famous partners minus one.
>>60349250
>>60349551
what's your favorite swans album?
>>60349539
LMAO AT JONATHON DAVIS LMAO
>>60349567
I swear to god deleted all my Korn music after that night. He's the fucking worst.
>>60349113
That's not how it works. If you "sound arrogant" then 99% of the time that means you are arrogant. You can be both arrogant and right (in this case I'd disagree but taste is subjective), but you're still arrogant.
>>60349190
holyyyy fuckkkkkkkk
>>60349589
calm down it's not her
>>60349539
quite a disgusting collection of old man cocks there
>>60349596
I like my men older. Even the non famous guys I see are always older then 35.
>>60349539
Ha. I actually met Rikki a couple of years ago in Houston when he was in town. He's a cool guy. Anyway, thanks for answering and being so frank even though you didn't have to be.
Be safe out there. Regardless of what these fags say, youre hot as hell.
>>60349539
any famous chicks?
>>60349539
thank you for sharing, loved reading groupie central back in the day and this brings back fond memories
>>60349611
Nah. I'm pretty much 100% straight.
>>60348777
thats basically child molestation
>>60349595
i know it's not her, who gives a shit? it's someone hot as fuck
this guy idk his name
>>60349606
yeah but old washed up dad rockers is still p gross
also are you sure you're clean? i'm pretty sure at least 2 of them have several confirmed diseases
>>60349229
How old are you?
>>60349539
Two guys from Def Leppard but no love for Joe Elliott?
>>60349640
;)
>>60349630
why won't you answer his swans question (>>60349557)?
>>60349674
He's very committed to his wife. I met him he was pretty boring.
>>60349669
Turned 22 last month.
>>60349660
I'm 100% clean. I get tested every three months.
>>60349190
I want to learn to speak her spectacular vernacular if you know what I'm sayin' ;))
>>60349697
Have you partied with anyone from the grunge era? Any of the guys from Soundgarden, Alice in Chains etc?
>>60349534
My printer doesn't work :-/
>>60349608
shes not gonna fuck you unless you're old and gross so stop being a white knight faggot
>>60349731
cum on computer screen
>>60349707
at first I thought the girl didn't have arms.
that'd be way hotter
>>60349737
i was thinking this too lol
>>60348912
>27
>virgin
>still browse /mu/
>>60349739
I've done way too many times before and it's more difficult than you think.
Would be easier if I had a laptop.
>>60349724
One of my good friends dated one of the guys from stone temple pilots for a few years so they where always around. Do they count as grunge? They where cool guys. The DeLeo brothers have an asshole vibe about them but they aren't that bad. Eric Kretz is a pretty cool guy. He's a little shy/keeps to himself and i've never heard of anyone hooking up with him. Scott Weiland is a riot, such a funny guy and he's even funnier when drunk.
I normally stick to hanging around with rock/metal guys desu
This is THE most obvious troll post i've seen in a while and i can tell how pathetic y'all are by eating it up
The pics may be real but no way an average bartender fucked ALL these guys unless she's at some hot club on Sunset blvd, besides why would it be exclusively all the most stereotypical hair metal stars, yall dumb
>>60349229
Bitch, you're a ten.
>>60349783
rate me anon ;)
>>60349775
shut the fuck up
>>60349775
I honestly work at a bar in Toronto, it's trendy but isn't big. I meet the majority of the guys I fuck through connections. The only two I met while working were Tommy Lee and Rick Savage.
Trust me. Once you get into the groupie club it's really easy to get fucked. There used to be pages/groups/whatever ALL over the internet for girls wanting to hook up with famous guys.
I (mostly) sleep with hair metal stars because they are the guys i grew up listening to. It's better to fuck someone you already know something about, no?
>>60349798
This is a girl that posted in Poringa, she's an 8 in my book.
>>60349816
They seem dirty as fuck to be honest, don't get me wrong, who are we o judge, but never donate blood.
>>60349850
nigga this shit is embarrassing
>>60349859
>>60349816
Any experiences with Marilyn Manson or Guns n Roses?
>>60349875
I have a friend in another city tell me that manson is addicted to heroin and is an alcoholic. She was at a Dennys one night and saw him get kicked out for being too high.
No experience with GNR. Although I hope the rumors of them touring are true. I wanna get my hands on Steven Adler
>>60349829
>Poringa
lmao is that still a thing
I remember jacking off to soft porn I found there
Post another picture dad rock slut
>>60348746
grill here, fucked russel brand.
not a musician but oh well.
>>60349945
How was he? Sometimes he seems like a really nice guy and sometimes he seems like an ass.
>>60349945
how big was his cock? i've heard it's unimpressive.
>>60349958
KEK, it was a fake all along. This is why we're the most embarassing, virginal board on 4chan. Fucking gullible fucks, I'm gonna go listen to Spiderland.
>>60349904
from the interviews ive seen adler seems like a sweetheart but not the sharpest tool in the shed. also kind of struggles with his speech because of the stroke.
>>60348746
My mom fucked Sam Phipps (member of Oingo Boingo) in like 1986, I didn't know until my dad told me a couple months ago though, all he could say was that she "regretted it"
>>60350013
>KEK, it was a fake all along
just now realized bud?
>>60350013
Not fake. Just not comfy with keeping too many photos on 4chan. I don't care if you believe my story. Doesn't affect me in anyway.
>>60350038
is your real dad sam phipps?
>>60350057
dw bb ;)
i already save it :p
>>60350058
I'm 22 so...hopefully not
>>60348773
/thread
>>60350057
And you say you live in Canada when the person's pics are of someone from North Carolina? Top jej bra
>anyone thinking this was real
gg guys she got you
>>60349539
>Tommy Lee
>Average dick
You trolling?
You know everyone in the world has seen it right?
It's at least 8"
>>60349969
>>60350001
He was just as charismatic and charming as he presents irl and in the media
>>60349904
>Steven Adler
I doubt his drumstick still works tbf (to be frank)
>>60349341
I believe u senpai, more details pls
i wish there were more forums on the internet where groupies could share war stories, i love reading about it
if i were super hot and not living in a shithole backwater i would be banging all of the rock stars
>>60348746
I'm sure many people have slept with famous musicians
>>60348942
tell the story senpai
>>60349190
>about to save this qt
>realize what's the point of teasing myself
>>60348777
Trips confirm
>>60349190
Who is this girl by the way? She looks like Olivia Wilde but hotter.
>>60348912
really mate? i'm 18, was popular in high school, fairly good looking albeit awkward and have only had sex with one girl
>>60349066
i would say this as quite weird desu but i'm not you
>>60348912
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18, it takes ages for some people.
>>60348997
My life sucked before I had sex and it sucked after I had sex.
People who have this idea it changes you completely are fucking idiots.
>>60349190
yeah, who is that?
>I attention whore to thirsty /r9k/ rejects on /mu/
gas yourself my jew
>>60350361
>>60350420
someones gf
>>60348858
That's kind of interesting. You are a slut, though. At least you own it.
>>60350391
>18 now and still virgin
How do I do it?
>>60348805
22 KV, and a "normie".
Music recs?
>>60348988
19, shy, pretty much stay in my room, don't go to parties. I have friends and shit and I'm actually amiable, just don't have a lot of interaction with women, and when I do I don't know how to make it progress to anything. Also I feel like it's hard to meet people in college.
So yeah, that's how.
>>60350443
That's a fake, you knob. Everyone in this thread is
>>60349816
post another pic
ITT: People on /mu/ are the most gullible people on all of 4chan.
>>60348912
Really nigga?
>>60350458
just wait till you get out of college
when in college you basically go to your friends "yo what are you up to" and you hang out
when home from college you need to plan out time to hang out with friends. I almost never hang out with anyone since i got out of school and just sit at home all day. I jam with my friend on the reg but most of my other friends I barely ever see because its like pulling teeth to get plans together. it also doesnt help that i don't live like right down the street from anyone my age.
;) be nice boys
>>60350464
https://twitter.com/icexqueen
https://instagram.com/payne.ellie/
>>60349816
show some texts with these rockstars you supposedly fuck? i wanna believe
>>60350589
read the rest of the thread you fucking gullible mong
>>60350499
trap/10 would suck your dick
>>60348746
No. The trade off for fame and fortune is virginity.
Think of your favorite musician.
Think of the Beatles.
Think of Justin Timberlake.
Cher.
All virgins.
>>60349190
L O N D O N
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>>60349066
Nah. I don't really like intimacy in general
>>60349400
will u be my gf
>>60349400
a cute! CUTE!!
>>60349904
>I have a friend in another city tell me that manson is addicted to heroin and is an alcoholic. She was at a Dennys one night and saw him get kicked out for being too high.
Elaborate. How long ago was this? It's common knowledge that he's been a ridiculous alcoholic for the past 10-12 years (weight gain), but the heroin thing is interesting when his entire career has been built on making fun of/taking the piss out of drug users + addicts (esp. embezzling his songwriters who were. MM was fraudulent in his 94-99 prime and explains why he actually worked hard to get on top of the world at one point, only for him to crash hard after Columbine and give in and drop intelligence/social commentary just to play le pretentious ARTISTE clown manchild for the remainder of his career). Is this the Canadian Denny's where he rightfully got knocked the fuck out?
>>60351102
>In Manson’s (80% falsified) 1998 autobiography, The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, he reflects on the subject of addiction at two key points in his band’s history. The first of these is at the start of the career, when the band’s then-bass player/core songwriter, Gidget Gein (Brad Stewart), overdosed on heroin, prompting Manson to declare “I couldn’t (and still can’t) tolerate someone who’s a fucking weakling living out of a spoon and a needle”. He later reflects – after suffering an overdose of his own during the recording sessions for Antichrist Superstar - of how he “managed to convince [himself] that [he] was not Brad Stewart, that [he] was still in control: this overdose would not be an epiphany or a wake-up call to straighten up. It was simply a mistake.” Back in 1996, Manson’s ideological position on the subject of addiction was clear, even if his practices fell short.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXhwSxyIpo
>Fast forward to 2009 – he’s squawking about in fancy hotel rooms, drinking absinthe and making a tit of himself. He’s turning up at the BBC gacked up to the tits and talking even more bollocks. Manson’s alcoholism – cited by Dita von Teese as one of the major causes of the break-up of the marriage – was even held up by some critics as a reason why his live performances around this time were so much bobbins.
>To lift another quote from The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, Manson once said, “I make no secret of my drug use. But at the same time I have nothing but contempt for anyone who is addicted to drugs” Can Manson still say that with a straight face? Oh, and stay off the Gregg’s pasties, Manson, no matter how much you like them.
>>60351129
god that interview is terrible. I'm so up and down about manson, sometimes he is pleasantly surprising, other times he is an overly edgy manchild. I feel like if he moved away from the stupid image he is obsessed with being he'd be somewhat respectable.
>>60349400
i love u
>>60351102
Sesh
>>60349762
Just stand up you lazy piece of shit.
ur mom
>>60349653
lol holy shit why the guy from hoarders
>>60350445
same dude.
Father John Misty kissed me once
>>60349850
man they check that shit for shit anyway desu baka
>>60350057
too bad, they get archived anyway
well, not really.
but i wish i did.
I've fucked someone who was in the same class as Yung Lean in high school, that's the closest I guess
>>60351634
>>60349653
> famous musicians
> the guy from Hoarders
Who??
>>60348746
Yes I sleep with myself every night.
i hugged Sheena from Lemuria once
Life before sex was lonely, after sex it felt even more lonely. :(
>>60350458
This I can relate to
I tried but every single one of them wasn't gay. It's hell to listen to straigth music.
>>60349066
same, had sex at 17 but not for 3 years since. not like i dislike it though it just hasn't happen. since i broke up.
Mike Kinsella gave me a hug once. I told him I loved him. Does that count?
I'm the guy he rapped about in Colossus.
never knew there were qt girls on 4chan
>>60350458
>>60353032
>>60353192
Proof
>>60350458
Can relate to this
>>60348746
the vengaboys took me to ibiza once
I literally raped Lauren Mayberry two years ago AMA
>250 replies
>not a single timestamp
Good job reddit.
>>60350133
his brother is the drummer you fucking faggot
>>60350491
aren't you supposed to be working dj
>>60348773
underrated post
>>60349400
>apple headphones
reeeee
will u be my GF though?????
