>That kid who wears a Death Classic shirt to a show because his mom won't let him wear a Money Store shirt
it's all fucking garbage. dg sux move on
>that group of kids who go to a Death Grips concert at all
>>60329822
That's literally me. My moms such a bitch.
>tfw 27 and not allowed to wear any Death Grips shirts to work also >tfw 27 and no gf ever
There's literally no reason to pay money for a shirt featuring anime characters in bondage gear other than to shock people and get a sense of smug satisfaction by feeling like they can't handle the edge when in reality they're just cringing because you look so euphoric.
>>60329879
Says the guy whose mom won't let him wear one
>>60329874
It's ok senpai, fuck the physical world, you can live in /mu/
>>60329874
>CEO of a Fortune 500 company
>Strut into work wearing a Money Store shirt
>Everyone in shock
>Company tells me never to wear it again
>Wear it during an interview on CNBC
>Outrage everywhere
>Stockholders demand my removal
>The board holds an emergency meeting demanding I explain my actions
>Roll in wearing my Money Store shirt
>The board votes unanimously to fire me
>Suddenly get a phone call
>It's from my mom
>"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR A MONEY STORE T-SHIRT."
>>60329822
TFW when I want to buy a dg shirt but don't want to look like an edge lord
>>60330456
You won't look like an edgelord unless you're already an edgelord.
>that kid who wears a censored No Love Deep Web shirt because he's afraid of dicks
>>60330491
Idk man but I wouldn't want to wear an uncensored version of Zach's benis.
Don't want to traumatize people.
>>60330471
This
>>60330491
There are plenty of reasons besides that to not want to have a dick on your shirt
>>60330456
99% of people don't who DG are. Half of the 1% who do probably like them and will appreciate your shirt. A quarter of that 1% won't care. The other quarter might judge you. So just get it.
>>60330563
Name 5
>>60330572
*don't know
>>60330575
1. Don't want to traumatize people.
2. Don't want people asking you about it.
3. Don't want weird looks from people.
4. Don't want to be edgy.
5. Don't want to be annoying by wearing an uncensored dick in public.
>>60329822
Death Grips easily has some of the worst official merch I've ever seen
>>60330610
dont forget you don't want to trigger women!
thats the most important part :D
>>60330636
You're a faggot :D
Seriously no one wants to see a dick on a t-shirt.
>>60329822
My mom bought me the TMS shirt
Great thread guys I can really tell you don't like Death Grips. This thread is going so well I'm gonna stop liking death grips too because you all just convinced me.
really, who cares what shirt you wear. Just a shirt, don't have to be judgy children about the fact that someone likes a thing you don't.
All my shirts don't have shit on 'em anyways. I'm not a billboard.
>>60329822
>his mom won't let him wear a Money Store shirt
is not even that fuked up
>tfw my mom bought me an edgy 666 inverted cross shirt when i was 14 because its only a shirt, who gives a fuck?
>>60330456
No one will know who they are, I've got two and they've only been pointed out once.
I was at a sufjan stevens show last weekend and i saw a kid by himself in one a death classic tshirt standing around before the show. And I enjoy Death Grips, but i was still instantly repelled.
>>60329822
this is me
I made my own DG shirt because I
a) like them and
b) was interested who'd react to it but
c) didn't want to pay money into the hype machine.
Only reactions I got were from hardcore kids with pretty girlfriends, and the bloke from Strand of Oaks also thought it was pretty cool.
>>60330610
Who is going to get traumatized by seeing a dick?
>>60334052
Little kids
>inb4 pesos say otherwise
haha
#that kid
#that one friend we all have who
haha lol haha
>That kid who wears a Death Classic shirt
LOL DEATH GRIPS LMAO
MC RIDE YEAAAAAAAAA
LOOK AT THAT HOMELESS GUY IS TOTALLY RIDE LAMO
GUILLOTINE YUH
J E N N Y D E A T H W H E N
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
NO LOVE DEEP WEB
DUDE THERES A DICK IN THE COVER LMAO
*GLASS BREAKS*
DUDE NOIDED
OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT
BOTTOMLESS PIT WHEN
>>60334418
haha that kid haha
>>60334458
You forgot ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES
>>60334458
MY MAN
THIRD WORLDS IS DOWN
ZACH HERE, THANKS MAN
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
IM BOUNCIN WOOP WOOP
HAVE A SAD CUM BB
Id love to wear a shirt of all their memes forming the shape of the third worlds logo honestly
>>60334052
Americans
>>60334458
>>60335393
>>60335482
im so jealous of how cool and above it all you guys are
