>>60321331
*wet Lauren Mayberry
>>60321331
she's cool. word has it she might be getting a restraining order on brandon.
Her feet stink.
trips name her unborn child
>>60321360
word is she called him out and had him banned from shows
>>60321331
I don't like her music but I love how she pisses of /mu/ autists.
That's a certified baby gurl
>>60321420
btw im a grill
>>60321462
Okay?
>>60321420
its the other way around
4chan autists piss her off
>>60321360
I don't need to be mentioned in every thread, wouldn't doubt that's bullshit.
>>60321408
and more bullshit.
Sexy little spinner. Would love to have her on a leash
>>60321511
have you seen them live this year yet?
>>60321495
Nah
That was only once.
>>60321519
>lauren on a leash
omg yes
>>60321511
then post a picture of lavren and yourself, to prove us wrong
>>60321548
>>>/cybermysogn/
Post lavren's feet please?
>>60321550
I haven't seen them live yet, or have I met any of them. I have to get ready for my martial arts classes so I'll come back and entertain this when I'm done.
>>60321331
What does Lauren Mayberry think of /mu/?
>>60321331
Whiny bitch can't even handle the bants
>>60321573
I am a badass
>>60321573
What does this post have to do with music?
daily reminder the musician The Range is her boyfriend and may be rry doing her right now.
>>60321583
you know why right?
>>60321586
"muh personal fanclvb"
>>60321599
why is she posting things like that knowing what they may be rry used for?
CAN I MEME?
YEAAAHHH
WE LACK THE MOTION TO MOVE TO A NEW BEAT
WOOOO
>>60321668
cause she lives care free. Unlike most people here
>>60321689
my favorite fugazi song
>>60321721
What a whore.
>>60321818
if you say so
>>60321331
#keepitin2k16
>>60321604
You wouldn't last 10 seconds in prison you suck up piece of shit.
You wouldn't even last 10 seconds in a high school.
>>60321627
>0321627â–¶
>>>60321583 (You)
I have an idea, because I've never met any of them or have been to a show.
>>60321721
her tummy is to die for
>>60322144
I just wanna kiss it.
>>60322144
I got more
>>60322164
too bad you got a restraining order
>>60322193
post all the rare lavrens you have please
>>60322209
I'm not entirely sure what is rare and what isn't but we'll find out
>>60322193
I doubt that's real and it's just someone bullshitting.
>>60322264
post her pits my nigga
>>60322264
everything you find with a simple query is not rare
the rest is
daily reminder this handsome young gentleman is her bf
daily reminder you are not
>>60322269
you really aren't in the loop, aren't you. There was post on Fanclvb about it a month ago
>>60322315
I have a few of those
>>60322439
leg pics?
more tummy?
>>60322330
I don't want to disappoint but I got a shit ton of pictures
>>60322373
daily reminder that you had to be Oscar Isaac to fagg her freely
https://youtu.be/QWTRiWZ8CaE?t=3m12s
can one of you highschool drama autists explain what is going on in this thread? I just came for lavren not this bs about "brandon" (who is he?) and restraining orders.
This >>60321378 was funny and rolling for Brandon
>>60322472
the wombo combo? that's gonna be tricky to find
>>/trash/
>>60321378
Maidik
>>60322591
not both at the same time
that would look kinda slutty
i really want to ejaculate all over her body
a buncha pathetic wankers u are in thread
If Lauren had a huge cock, would you suck it, /mu/?
>>60322678
>>60322669
well Lavern is a sloot
she's a cunt tho
>>60322726
no
>>60322669
seperately? easy
>>60322706
Is that post suppose to be ironic?
I want her to piss and shit in my mouth.
>>60322747
just pics where she looks even more stunning than usual
>>60322741
L I T E R A L
I
T
E
R
A
L
S L U T
L
U
T
This thread is mean stop bullying her please.
>>60322741
LAVREN LIKES TO HOLD HANDS WITH 2 BOYS AT ONCE
>>60321378
Rolling for DJ Aaron Ellis
>>60321408
If only I could be so lucky.
>>60322782
no
Did Brandon really try to molest Lauren irl? That's what I heard.
>>60322799
he literally raped her dude
>>60322761
that's based a bit more on subjective preference
>>60322792
I'm no bully! only an admirer
>>60322799
yes
She was pretty cool when my friend and I met her last week. Even signed my Kanye headshot. Shit was magic bruh.
>1:03
>1:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mTRvJ9fugM
>>60322833
literal cringe right here
>>60322833
lucky ducky. I've seen them three times and haven't gotten the opportunity to meet them yet. But I did get a letter from Lauren from the postbox thing they did for their tour
I hate how she's always trying to be cute and quirky. Women like that are always annoying. You're an adult, behave like it. I'd bang her anyway though.
>>60322899
>I did get a letter from Lauren from the postbox thing they did for their tour
what did it say?
did you cum on it?
>>60322899
I can't stop watching this. Haaaaalp, I'm stuck!!!!11
>>60322970
she really is like that
the last pure being on earth
She seems a little autistic t bh
>>60322971
dunno, it was in an unreadable shape
yes, multiple times as soon as i touched it
>>60322971
It said, "Hey [my name], Thank you for your letter + for coming down to the show! I am really glad that our music helped you in any way + also that you are creative as well! We'll listen to the CD in the bus. Thank you for supporting our band + good luck with your own music too :)" - Lauren
I gave them a 2 pg letter with a burned CD of my own music.
and no I didn't.
>>60322996
here, I'll help by posting another
>>60322997
I never claimed that she was fake. I just said that I think it's annoying.
>>60323043
fuuuugg bro, I'd love her more than any man on Earth
(._.)(;_;)
>>60322997
agreed, but on that >>60323043 webm her eyerolling is kinda unnatural and looks staged tho.
>>60321378
Misogyny
>>60323106
truly mesmerizing, I agree
>>60323111
>>60323119
OOOOOO, STOLEN!!
>>60321378
faggot
>>60321331
would destroy.
I want to buy a new reel to reel tapedeck. Any recs /mu/?
>>60323456
Why are you trying to derail the thread?
post her nips
>>60324386
not doing that
>>60324414
DELETE THIS NOW
>>60324441
only if someone tweets her
ass
>>60324441
>>60324414
yeah, can you please?
>>60324466
in that case, we'll just let the thread die
>>60324477
fuck off back to that other chan and your waifu board faggot
>>60324477
how about no? here's Grimes
>>60324503
maybe if you went outside every once in a while, you wouldn't be so mad
>>60324539
but then how I post pictures of a scottish slut on a misogyny networking board?
>>60324553
you really need some sunlight
>>60324553
I'm going to have to respectfully ask you to refrain from using that kind of language.
>>60324414
I CAN'T WATCH WEBMS ON MY PHONE WHAT IS IT
>>60324615
nudes of Lauren Mayberry pretty hot desu
>>60324606
>>60324599
Do I look like I need sunlight?
>>60324651
>its a Brandon thread
>>60324627
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
>>60324553
you need to construct your sentences with a bit more intelligence than that
>>60324651
yes
>>60324691
you are making yourself look stupid tripfag
no one likes brandon, but you are just as bad. turn off your fucking trip
7KT did it, now its your and Brandon's turn
>>60324722
can i join
Brandon is actually banned from Chvrches shows
These are mayberries
>>60324722
I haven't done anything to put myself in a position to receive criticism like 7KT and brandon have. If you have a problem with tripfags, I'm sorry to hear that my presence triggers you but be a bit more realistic.
She's so qt it hurts. How do I deal with the fact that she'll never be mine?
Describes this picture in one word
>>60324799
You were the one perpetuating the rumor that 7KT got arrested, there was a proof that some anons put together
just admit to it mate, it will make it easier for your reputation
>>60324819
Well, Brandon, first you get a job at somewhere other than a gas station and you go from there
>daily reminder that these two guys want to beat up Brandon but not 7KT
what did Brandon even do that pissed them off?
>>60324819
by committing suicide
>>60324824
I wasn't the one that made those rumors. But even then, a rumor is just a rumor. I would be just as guilty as everyone else involved regardless of trip. But posters will still try to find a way to build a bad rep for me just because I post with a trip.
>>60324924
You have 100s of Lauren pictures on your PC, how is that any different Brandon wanting to sniff her sweaty pantyhose or 7KT tweeting her vaguely inappropriate threads?
I'm convinced that Stevis and Brandon are the same person
>>60324414
What the hell is up with that guy's dick?
>>60324972
the difference is I don't say misogynistic bullshit about her. Brandon says he "jokes" about it but we all know that's not the case. I have no fucking clue where 7KT ran off to, but unfortunately he bite the bullet for a lot of people, even though I heard he was a big fan of the band. I only found out about Lauren because I was a fan of CHVRCHES to begin with.
>>60321378
Dr. Dre
>>60324414
Source??
>>60325059
7KT is still on /sp/ afaik, he dropped his trip because at one point, Chvrches (or their management) was actively looking for him.
He's in /nba/ atm, he's in several of our fantasy leagues. We send someone over to /sp/ when we need him, desu.
>>60325313
I see, well at least he's able to move on from it. I read his twitter and the whole thing made him really upset. Like I said, really unfortunate for him.
>>60321378
Something pretty sounding, like Chlamydia
>>60324526
LMFAO
>>60322845
>>60322820
Is there a higher res version of this? Asking for a friend
>>60325719
No there isn't. I ripped it right off the article it came from.
>>60321599
>painted nails
Absolutely fucking disgusting
That she or somebody linked to her uses 4Chan to create long threads, who also post loads of rubbish to her twitter so she gets in the papers.
I assume she's an ok person, I've never met her, she might be a total harridan for all I know.
I don't like duplicity though, it's a form of cheating. As in without morals or caring about hurting people so long as reality is bent to a certain tune.
...mayhap I'm wrong?
>>60322820
>Lauren2203.jpg
>2203
How many of these you got pham?
>>60322439
>>60322439
omg ru srs? I don't want to be banned from chvrches shows bro.
>>60326434
lavren knows your a big tough muay thai fighter guy now and she's going to show up at east wind and have you teach her. you'll get to feeling her sweaty body.
>>60326261
this much
>>60326434
English please. And no, I'm serious. I'm messing around
>>60326528
Maybe I should show up to their bus wasted and slamming myself against the door.
LOOOVVEEE MEEE
*SLAMSLAM*
LOOVVVEE MEEE
I would punch a wall next to her desu
>>60326570
that would probably do more brain damage than it would make her love you
>>60321331
Gonna jack off to this later, thanks
>>60326570
( .____.)
>>60326528
Now that's dedication. I can respect that.
>>60326629
same t b h
>>60321378
Jamal
kill urself brandon
>>60326723
You first buddy.
>>60326663
I suppose it is? It's been building up for a few years. And outside of school and work, I got a lot of free time to socialize on waifuing/circlejerk centered imageboards.
Kind of sound like a loser in that aspect but, when you're going to college, have a part time job and don't make enough money to have a night out on the town. There's not much left to do.
>>60326757
and what's brandon doing with his? gushing over a girl that doesn't care if he's even alive?
>>60322718
back to facebook pls
>>60326797
Right now I'm working at the family store and saving up to get a car. Then saving up to rent a room somewhere so I can get out of this shit hole, then try to get myself back into school for computer science. I don't many people around since I'm introverted and a loner and the martial arts takes up some of my time.
>>60326868
good to know you got some plans man, hope things work out for you.
>>60326797
I dunno, I'm not brandon. All I know is he's tubby and likes to hit things.
I don't get hung up in everything that revolves around Lauren. I like her band, and I think she's the most adorable women in the world. But everything about misogyny, and her boyfriend. I don't have much of an opinion on it. As long as my side of the street is clean
http://strawpoll.me/5984504
http://strawpoll.me/5984504
http://strawpoll.me/5984504
>>60326946
I've said before that I'm not serious, I'm hoping this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass irl.
>>60327065
Unless you actually see them live and some dank memester recognizes you there, you probably have nothing to worry about.
>>60321378
muhammad jr.
>>60327065
I don't think you've done much damage. If the band actually browses here they'd probably have seen that you have said that you're not serious. I've seen you say that before.
>>60327065
I don't understand why you joke around with it in the first place. You know its a sensitive topic and that she doesn't very kindly. You're just shooting yourself in the foot by "joking" with the problem. 7KT never joked about it but just sharing a thread with her dabbling with the subject got him blocked and hunted down. So obviously labeling yourself and then making jokes at it that don't actually come of as comical but rather as a serious statement just makes it so much easier for Lauren to find you and do even worse
>>60327157
exactly, it would be different brandon was actually being funny. some things he's said has made me laugh, but the rest is just so obvious that he's going for the over done "shock humor" about the situation.
i dont get half the shit on this thread
I thought we were just posting pics of the hoe
>>60327234
u need to stay updated on the lore m8
>>60327250
so its a meme?
>>60327231
I don't find any of it funny. I just think he's saying its out of humor just for the sake of having a cop-out for when someone like me actually confronts him on it. And what a weak, unsustainable cop-out it is.
>>60327234
There's is more to the story than just picture, sir
>>60327288
in essence. But isn't everything on 4chan just a meme?
>>60327288
for you
>>60327307
If they did confront me in person, i'd be pretty embaressed. The whole "I'm just trolling" excuse is pathetic and in no way justifys my actions.
>>60327307
>>60326734
I just want both of you to know that you are giant faggots
>>60327519
you've done it to yourself. i want you to be honest, do you really have an obsession with lavren and chvrches or is all of this just you fucking around? i feel youve dug a hole you can't get out of.
>the adult 20-something equivalent of preteen girls gushing over shitty boy bands
fucking disgusting tbqh
>>60327585
well said
>>60327606
I'm not obsessed, just like their music and find lavren very attractive.
>>60327663
and then you go on imageboards notorious for being misogynist towards her and make misogynist comments towards her. Yes, totally no obsessed
>>60327663
then stop with the dumb shit and actually add something to these threads if you actuall enjoy them and the music. i wouldnt doubt you've done some real damage though, she's been really outspoken about this shit and i feel you do it just to defy her.
>>60327606
Do you even have to ask? How new are you to Brandon threads? Guy's obsessive, it's the reason Iain and Martin are more afraid of him than anyone else. He's the Chvrches version of that Bjork guy.
>>60327841
I was just fucking around, I am in no way a danger to lain, martins, and lavrens well being in anyway. I'll admit I got carried away with everything, and I really didn't mean any actual harm.
>>60327872
It's over dude, Interpol is coming for you.
Why are the bonus track much better than most of the tracks on the actual album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3XYayUNIAQ
>>60327961
can we have just one thread without it devolving to this shit?
>>60327938
I said I did wrong, and I apoligize for it. What more do you want?
>>60327961
this shit is kind of annoying at this point
Thank you
>>60327998
you need to say something to chvrches facebook, and/or laurens twitter about how you're sorry. don't feel like a pussy, it takes a man to admit that they've done wrong.
>>60328127
he actually did it. hahaha.
If she's scottish, why does she sound american when she sings?
>>60328258
She's a New Yorker now.
>>60328305
shouldnt have said that now brandon will stalk her.
>>60328323
What have I done...
>>60328323
No I won't, Im tired of this shit and I want it to stop.
>>60328378
oh fuck off
>>60328387
I'm serious.
wasn't there a picture going around of the bjork stalker with brandon's head poorly shooped onto him?
>>60328378
It's okay, man. I feel bad for all the shit you're getting over this. Much worse things have been on this site with no backlash but you somehow managed to get 4chan as much media coverage as a school shooting does.
>>60328436
I'm not even close.
>>60328451
If anything, it's just the realization of how fucking stupid I've been acting.
>>60328501
debatable to be honest
>>60328501
they fucking paid you off didn't they? you whore
found it
>>60328404
if you really want this to stop quit stating your sexual fantasies on every fucking Chvrches/Lauren thread
>>60321378
Joe because it will be mine.
>>60328501
you been drinking Brandon?
>>60321599
sexy feet
I fail to see the hype tbqh
She's a 5 at best fåm
>age 28
lolwut? she looks and sounds 16 years old. i seriously thought she was a teenager this whole time
>>60328603
GET OUT
>>60328572
Yeah, but I've had 3 beers (devils backbone kilt flasher). I honestly feel bad about all of the trolling and forgot about the reallife consequences to it. I've learned this lesson before.
wew lads
>>60328810
>ur only supposed to make 1 comment per thread
'no'
>>60321331
i thought that was cum dripping her chin on the thumbnail
>tfw no woman will ever live up to the imaginary standards you've set for lavren
>>60328593
thank you
>>60328940
brandon actually said he's sorry on their facebook.
>>60329010
For real?!
>>60329044
yeah. i honestly think he feels bad.
>>60329060
I need a link!!
is saving women's picture a misogyny?
>>60329092
it's okay as long as it's her feet or armpits
>>60329092
as much misogyny as making pictures of women your wallpaper
>>60329092
>>60329121
so no...
The inherent problem with Lauren is that she uses misogyny as a cover up for legit criticism of her band.
If she had said something like, "Yeah, we said we wouldn't do those kind of videos in the past...but we grew as a band and as people, and we want to do something different," no one would have given a fuck.
Instead, she went on a rant about how having wet hair, wearing a mini dress and showing her nipple is not sexualizing herself...and you know, /mu/ took it from there.
>>60321378
tampon baby boy
>>60329010
TOP KEK THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
>>60329079
Just go to the chvrches facebook page. It's the most recent comment on their most recent post.
>>60329214
holy shit 7KT just liked Brandon's comment kek
>>60321763
Not the demo version of furniture?
>>60329357
we are going to end up on the news again, huh?
mfw this actually happened
based 7KT is always watching, thank you for your sacrifice
i'm not seeing the comment
did he delete it or am i being meme'd on
>>60329556
its in the comment section of chvrches most recent post
>>60329582
>>60329653
bingo
>>60329693
every male chvrches fan is balding. lol
>>60329724
hello, I'm not
>>60329653
hmmm, I can't see that post for some reason
>>60329653
LOL
>>60329653
thx Brice
>>60321378
Jebediah
>>60329653
the madman did it
Odds that Brandon goes Mark David Chapman on Lavren?
>>60329653
im out of the meme loop
how is this and why is he doing what?
>>60329941
Pretty likely given his detailed history. Someone should really contact the authorities tbqh.
>>60329961
1,000,000:1
Why does she look and sound so young? She's almost 30 but has the appearance of a 15 year old.
>>60329996
A detailed history of what? stupid posts?
>>60330029
ONLINE
SEXUAL
HARRASMENT
>>60330029
how unself aware are you desu
>>60330000
Nice digits. She looks bugfuck crazy in that pic though.
>>60330070
:(, b-b-but I s-said I was sorry.
>>60330144
Richard Ramirez said he was sorry. He still got the chair
>>60330149
this isnt even close to that
no, wait... he actually said Hail Satan before he did.... eh, same difference
