Anyone else look up to rapper Pitbull (aka Mr. Worldwide, aka Mr. 305 DALE, King of Miami Beach) as a sort of father figure meant to be idolized and emulated as a role model?
>>60317528
He is pure and I'm glad for his success.
>>60317528
him and basfemy shantilano really shaped me growing up
maybe a drunken stepfather who beats me
ahh...the summer was nice
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My mom is obsessed with Pitbull right now. She is 45. She calls him "intellectual rap". She says he is smarter than other rappers because he has songs where he makes fun of rap culture. She has gone to one of his concerts recently. She talks about Pitbull constantly to everyone she knows including me. She has been spinning the 3 CDs she bought lately non-stop and she raps along to them.
Here is a conversation we had the other day:
Her: (rapping along) you don't know shit you don't know shit you don't know shit
Me: You're too old for this
Her: This is Pitbull's earlier stuff he's matured a lot since then
Me: That makes one of you
She ignored me. She never listens to me. She never has. I am a neglected child. My grandma is more of a mom to me. I'm worried she'll die soon and I'll lose it. Please grow up mom, I need you to.
Calm down senpai, he's just a meme
>>60317528
Reminder that Pitbull aka Mr. Educational has donated to schools in Florida, he is truly DALE.
http://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/10/15/234683081/is-pitbull-mr-education-rapper-opens-charter-school-in-miami
>>60317593
He is pure.
>>60317528
yeah
>>60317571
for fuckface newsummerfags like you
>>60317528
He taught me to count to three in spanosh
>>60317572
okay, what the fuck is this joke and how long has it been around? Is this a thing or are there just a handful of people trying to force it?
>>60317641
>projecting so hard
>>60317528
MR WORLDWIDE
>>60317684
I think the anon that originally posted it was being serious and autists turned it into a copypasta. Faggots try to force the meme.
>>60317641
It's just memes senpai
chill the fuck out
LOOK UP IN THE SKY
IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANE
"You're worthless son. I'm disappointed in you."
- My Dad, Mr. Worldwide aka Mr. 305
>>60317775
it's MR WORLDWIDE
>>60317528
Mr. Worldwide legitimately saved my life through his promotion of the DALE lifestyle. In one year since adopting it, I went from an unemployed overweight beta bitch boy to making 6 figures and maintaining a healthy physique.
THANK YOU MR 305
>yfw you realize pitbull is real
>>60317997
>nice
>>60317997
>>60317997
>tightens tie
time to get shit done.
