Why can't Americans into dance music?
Europe makes electronic music
America turns it into dance music
Europe perfects it
Yanks take it back and ruin it
>>60315172
DALE > That faggotry yuropoor
>>60315216
more like europe does all of the first 3 and yanks ruin everything
>europe creates exciting new dance genre
>popular in eu clubs and then fades to obscurity
>5 years later, new amerifag rediscovers lost genre
>waters it down and spreads to american public
>yanks go wild
>genre reborn like a phoenix made out of flaming shit
>implying Pitbull isn't patrician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLPj0FzP7Ek
In oder aus, straighties?
we are
>>60315536
SOMEBODY
>>60315226
lol, pleb
>>60315172
White guilt memerap
>>60317658
>white guilt
oxymoron
>memerap
meme
gud memes
>>60317718
White guilt memerap wigger detected
I have no idea who that Ivan Ivanovich-looking mofo on the left is, but Pitbull is GOAT.
>>60317748
>amerifats are this retarded, ignorant and clueless
>combined, our 28 countries are better than your country!
stay cute, EU
>>60317783
Okay, just change the flag to Germany, or England, it still works.
>>60317773
>europoors desperately saying every mean word they can think of
>>60317739
I'm not white you inbred autist.
Stale memes.
>>60317809
>retarded, ignorant and clueless
>mean words
They're just facts.
>>60317804
If the US decides to change the EU flag, we'll change it to something with a lot more freedom than that.
>>60317819
And I've got a qt gf and friends.
>>60317825
calm down and we'll send your country a relief package
>>60317848
Meme all you want but I'm not white.
Mexichan btw.
>>60317851
That's all you're good for.
>>60317825
>he's so fucking pretentious that he thinks Americans are inferior for not knowing some eurotrash techno faggot
>implying europoors created dance music
ISHIGGYDIGGY.ogg
>>60318184
scooter created techno
I really like this artist.
>>60315255
>>60315216
how can Europeans not see their own inferiority complexes? it's so fucking obvious you'd love to be an American
>>60317718
Agreed. Whites have nothing to be guilty for.
>>60318715
Kek
I said that white guilt is an oxymoron.
Don't miss the point you inbred autist.
>>60318361
Manuel Gödsching did you fucking plebeian.
>>60318733
Do you have a problem with history and facts? HP Baxxter created pretty much every electronic genre out there, period.
>>60317871
>admitting that
>>60315172
Because Americans actually want to listen to real music, not some shitty 4 bar loop that goes nowhere.
>/mu/ still hasn't accepted Scooter as their lords and saviors
>>60318790
>memetexting
don't really care since it'll stop the meme accusations. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>60318825
lol, memerap and EDM is so great amirite
oh wait, did you mean Taylor, Ariana and Marina LMAO
>>60318846
Why are you so butthurt family?
>American music
Simultaneously complex, but minimal
Soulful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYPjdaUOwAg
>Euroc.uck music
Robot loops
Sometimes a drum drops out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KjKTvsNVo8
>>60318910
Computers aren't even instruments amirite Dad xD
>>60318957
MISTAH WORLDWIDE
>>60318825
>implying eurodance isn't the most real music the world
WURGLE CHURGLE
>>60319953
nice image choice bruh
>>60315172
Thats not our flag bub
this is
Why do bongs listen to the most generic shit possible? Just go on /bleep/ most people on there post generic boring tracks with the occasional exception.
>>60322575
lol, like Americans listen to anything better.
ISRAEL
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>>60322601
Most don't, but bongs act like their taste is way better when most posters on bleep have shit taste.
>>60322633
I haven't been anywhere near /bleep/ in months, its shit.
>>60315172
DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP
DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP
What are the best Scooter and Pitbull tunes, objectively?
>>60323093
For Pitbull I would recommend:
Pitbull ft. Kesha - Timber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
Pitbull ft. Mariah Carey - On The Floor
For Scooter I'd recommend:
Pitbull - The Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sowTrssfrNE
>>60315172
>German dude, speaks and sings english perfectly
>American, no one can understand a single word
