Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan "trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone the holy quadrology of Kendrick Lamar/Sufjan Stevens/Jamie xx/Tame "the Instagram of rock bands" Impala's 9.3 for AOTY?
More importantly, will someone dethrone the dynamic duo of Titus Andronicus and Beach House for best 8.1 of the year?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2015 BNM Tally: 43
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories
-RIP to the legend Allen Toussaint. Flights of angels sing thee to thy rest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rAs9EkwOc
-Continued positivity to Dr. Know. Get well soon.
-So, who won the debate tonight?
-This thread hypes and supports Arca, Freddie Gibbs, Ty Dolla $ign, Sunn 0))), and Lil Bub.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed.
daily reminder that OPN gets BNM and Laurel Halo gets snubbed completely
last two for Freddie Gibbs
>>60307999
Laurel a shit. A SHIT
Daily reminder that Grimes was robbed.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You
0.0
why the fuck do you guys care so much about pitchfork
>>60308426
why don't you, friend?
pitchfork is an embarrassing moneygrab bullshit scam. it should take its awful "music journalism" and shallow, biased, tasteless opinions and shove them up its ass.
>>60308426
why do you people actually assume we care
Daily reminder Kendrick was robbed
>>60308426
No one in these threads actually do (except for the people who write and work for p4k, some lurk this thread)
Majority of us do it ironically. I'm going to get a couple of responses from people claiming not to be affiliated with p4k and actually like p4k but they'd be lying.
Lindsay Zoladz creates these threads every night and that kike Ian Cohen bumps it while they have disgusting fart sex with her dick hole ass dick faggot nigger tits cal chuchester
even grimes hate pitchfork and she received a bnm lol
>>60308638
They gave her a BNM on purpose so she unblocks them, then they'll pan her. It's a tactic used to teach people no to fuck with them
- Ian Cohen
>>60308426
I hate pitchfork, but I come here for their hypes, backlashes and trying to predict their scores because they can be really predictable.
8===D~~~p4k
>>60308064
nah tho
>>60308145
Grimes shoulda joined the 9.3 club. For such a progressive site, pitchfork's had no love for the ladies this year.
I didn't realize how much I missed seeing that name on the OP until right now. n&s, you're the best (even if you don't use the /p4k/ title).
>>60307969
jessica hopper did the grimes review. she should be added to the list. i vote for jessica "bbc" hopper or jessica "blm" hopper or jessica "kill whitey" hopper or jessica "cultural marxist" hopper.
>>60307969
noko & sage for comfiest OP
>>60308811
Because women are bad at making music
>>60308862
okay, my friend. keep creating.
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
remember when jayson greene killed his baby
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
this
>>60308625
And then you have Antwoine Memetano here
>>60308926
this
>>60309075
did someone disrupt your comfy thread? distracted from recognizing ppl on anonymous image board?
>>60308625
>>60308426
Mostly because it's fun to predict scores in these threads.
But seriously, people are acting like p4k is this terrible site, but it's not. Sure, they can be extremely biased and pretentious in their writing and scores they give certain artists, but at the end of the day, it's a legitimately good music publication with a great site design.
>>60308926
this
>>60308926
tits
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
>>60309075
nope you have to wait 5 minutes for dupe replies
>>60309102
Back in the day they had shit site design.
What helped push them over was that they were consistently putting out content for the indie market.
>>60309102
>it's a legitimately good music publication with a great site design.
this.
>>60309124
thanks pal. keep it bumping.
>>60309102
nah they really are terrible
they praise bland, safe shit like Beach House and Grimes while actual good musicians get the 7.something pan or don't even get reviewed
>extremely biased and pretentious in their writing and scores
that too
>>60309188
also, who cares about what their site looks like?
what matters the most is functionality
Pope Francis BNM when?
>>60309257
it'd be cool if he got AOTY but p4k take themselves too seriously these days
>>60309275
Wake Up! Go! Go! Forward! should have gotten a BNT
>>60309301
is that seriously the title of a track? is he trying to be gy!be?
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Rustie 7.3
Frankie Cosmos 7.0
Puff Daddy 6.0
Ork Records: New York, New York 8.8
Kate Boy 6.9
>>60309453
8.8 and no BNM? What?
>>60309469
It's a compilation of older tracks I think. But that's definitely a high enough score for a BNR. Weird
>>60309469
It's a reissue
>rustie snub
why
>>60309494
Then why no BNR? Shit, the fucking criteria for this makes no sense desu senpai
>>60309493
>>60309521
Gotta pay for p4k to give it BNR.
>>60309493
it's a really good Numero reissue of some old 70s New York punk singles from people like Television and the Feelies.
what the fuck, p4k?
>>60309453
wait, Puff Daddy's still making music?
how long has it been since he's changed names? shouldn't he be on, like, P.D. 2.0 4-REEL by now?
>>60309510
because it's 2015
>>60309212
That's what I meant when I said "great site design." The functionality is very well done. Being able to click an artist's name and seeing all the reviews, features, etc. of that artist is huuuuge
People may respect sites like TMT more than p4k and that's fine, but p4k's site is way more well done
I ended up watching the whole GOP Debate.
I don't know who won, but it wasn't me.
>>60309828
just kill yourself
>>60309154
Not him, but i love u noko, glad you're back
>>60309865
i'll consider it. thanks anon.
>>60309521
>>60309566
Prurient got a 8.8 non BNM on a relevant record in '08. Gotta pay the troll toll desu senpai
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/12427-arrowhead/
Will Pitchfork ever review a Salsa album?
>>60310022
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15564-fania-records-1964-1980-the-original-sound-of-latin-new-york/
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
>>60310346
But which one?
The Kate Boy album is pretty good but every song is basically the sane formula
