What's the worst Christmas song ever?
all of them desu
why can't someone write some new christmas standards? why do all the "standards" have to be 50-100 years old? how come every time an artist puts out a christmas album it has to be the same exact 10 songs we've heard a million times before?
SIMPLY HAAAAVING
>>60295825
anything mannheim steamroller
>>60295877
John's was better
>>60295863
even Fairytale of New York?
>>60295877
arguably worst recorded song in history
Some vaporwave remix of Wham-Last Christmas I made
>>60295863
1984 saw two of the most overplayed christmas songs ever with Do They Know It's Christmas? and Last Christmas. Granted, that's 31 years ago, but closer than 50.
The charm of Last Christmas doesn't show itself until you've played it on loop for around eleven times.
Dominic the donkey
>>60296575
huh, i also did this in like five minutes last year. people jammed to it, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ut5w7PV53U
This is the only christmas song I enjoy. It's my annual tradition to listen the fuck out of this in december.
>>60295863
>why can't someone write some new christmas standards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rYmzQ8C9Q
Coldplay tried a few years ago. Shit on them all you like, if there's a band that will make the normies play ANYTHING other for a change, it's them. Sadly it seems like the attempt didn't work out.
Actually good christmas album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
fuck this song
>>60295825
Christmas Shoes. Fuck that song.
>>60296961
Why did you have to remind me?
>>60295825
fucking Christmas shoes, what utter maudlin faggotry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpDnr2s9yxQ
Reminder that Christmas songs are sexist and misygonistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uey6VktC5ms
>>60296561
>>60295877
Plebs
>>60296153
This is true, teebeehaych
Along with Lennon's song, The Pogues' 'Fairytale of New York' and Greg Lake's 'I Believe in Father Christmas' are the best Christmas tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPm6CheT6rs
>>60296991
>>60297189
Every other answer is false.
>>60296961
You're missing the point of Christmas -- it's a fucking hyper-consumerist holiday, hence it should have hyper-pop as its soundtrack.
>>60297219
not even clicking that shit
>>>/v/
>>60295825
wham! - last christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7R2l5dS_8
>>60297835
Were you born with bad taste or did you develop it?
That's a classic of melancholy pop, m8.
>>60295877
It's so, so fucking bad.
>>60295863
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT1MQW86qRI
>>60297950
>>60296561
>>60295877
You all have awful taste. It's a synth classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcIB9qsKoPk
>>60295877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW1ou7SH3is
>>60298078
>That Paul head-wobble
Classic.
This is also good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcVS9ssNYVQ
>>60296561
WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehqKpPmVcK4
>>60295877
how can you be so wrong? it's one of maybe 5 christmas songs that isnt objectively terrible
>>60298175
Jesus, you have awful taste. Are you serious?
This is actually one of the only good things McCartney did post-Beatles.
I mean he made Ebony and Ivory! That's an abomination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6txl1kwbU4
Yeah but this stuff you know
>>60297400
it's a pork pie of a song
>>60297835
I'd just like you to know you're fucking wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NbAnujz_Qk
>>60296771
>24.6 million views
>"didn't work out"
>>60299280
How often do you hear it around christmas? There's pleb normie radio running at all hours at my workplace, and I've never heard it since the year it was released.
>>60299307
true senpai
>>60297219
>in NUN dated
>Twas light years of time since his mission did start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KODskj8gd74
Best Christmas song is the instrumental version of sleigh ride.
