what does /mu/ think of britney spears?
I had some of my first erections from her
Good pop hits.
Felt bad for her around 2007 bause the tabloids would say bad things about her.
>She's crazy!
>She shaved her head!
>Gone wild!
remember when she went bat shit insane?
lmao good times
>>60167534
I wish I would have been old enough for that, i hadnt hit puberty yet when she was sitll hot in the late 90's early 00's
>>60167626
this picture is hillarious
>that's right car, I'll shove that umbrella right up your ass
>>60167700
car have asses?
>>60167503
She's just a face to Max Martin's genius.
like so many pop stars over the years.
>>60167724
yes
love her, always loved her
blackout remains one of the best pop albums in dem mainstream
too bad she has become bipolar and paranoid, but her two boys will keep her grounded
Toxic is a classic
Slave for You Britney may be the hottest woman on record.
>>60167503
love her tbf, la
She needs a huge comeback, she's stuck in that Madonna zone where she's just coasting. I know she has another good album in her at least. I have the sneaking suspicion she's going to announce retirement soon though. It's getting to be about that time.
>>60167733
You'd have a pretty solid point if Katy Perry wasn't such a massive disappointment.
Blackouts good.
>>60168437
i've never cared for her music but i feel really bad for her. remember how much shit the media gave her years and years back? i don't blame her for her mental state collapsing, that'd prolly happen to me too
>>60168713
i kinda liked titty perry's last album
she needs to do a 90s pop-rock album a-la sheryl crow or alanis tho, idc if it sells 10 copies she was meant to do that music.
>>60167503
She just performs mashed potato music that other people wrote. no respect
>>60168713
Britney after Toxic was a massive disappointment though
>>60167503
She's the reason everyone sees all popstars as untalented lipsynchers
Her career did way more damage than good for everyone including herself
>>60168739
i still watch her 2006-2008 breakdown vids on utube from time to time
this is still my favorite http://youtu.be/yKO4RdhGVMo its sad but the music and the vocals make it funneh to me
it was a relief when she came back semi-stable late 08, but every fan could see that the old britney on stage and off stage was dead for good
>>60169005
toxis isnt even in her top 5 songs, she got better u twit
>>60169005
Right, but she wasn't always.
>toxic is her best song!!1111
i want normies to get OUT
>>60169044
She's the last great popstar. I think it's a lot to put on her shoulders to say that she's the reason for all of the problems with pop, though.
zoey 101 is the best show
I miss when she sang on good records.
>>60169187
even though toxic is actually her best song
contrarians please leave
>>60169528
Funny way of spelling whoops I did it again
>>60169201
>She's the last great popstar
she's no better than the ones that came after her
>>60169140
>toxis isnt even in her top 5 songs,
I agree
>she got better u twit
I bet you think Blackout was a good album too
>>60169579
fun track, probably her second best single after toxic
Oops... is much less interesting but it gets points for being hotter
>If you like the Beatles, then Louisian-born teen-idol Britney Spears is a milestone in popular music. If you think the Beatles were the biggest rip-off of all times, then... they were the second biggest. The biggest is Britney Spears, a trivial singer and a trivial dancer dancer who has mastered the art of copying the trends, although a product on which the music industry has lavished millions of dollars to create an overnight sensation. And an overnight sensation she became when (barely 18) she debuted with Baby One More Time, a catchy refrain propelled by martial hip-hop beats (courtesy of Max Martin, the same man behind the music of the Backstreet Boys). The album Baby One More Time (Jive, 1999) will sell ten million copies in just one year. The production work was certainly state-of-the-art, but what "sold" was her image of malicious (quasi-nymphomaniac) teenager and her throaty "oh baaaby".
>She became the youngest artist ever to top the charts for both singles and albums. Teenagers around the world went nuts, the same way their grandfathers had done when the Beatles first uttered "yeah yeah yeah". The media scrutinized her private life and websites overflew with sexy photos of Britney's tits and Britney's thighs.
>>60169201
>doesn't even have a better album than pic related
>somehow the last great popstar
90s kid detected
my top britnehs (objective tbqh)
01 gimme more http://youtu.be/1n2Q76JLcJM
02 sometimes http://youtu.be/8g-qzZ7M83A
03 ...baybay one more time http://youtu.be/BCMzBH0or4I
04 piece of me http://youtu.be/LV5P1-Z-qRg
05 oops!...i did it again http://youtu.be/6P0GDtqf9ao
06 im a slave 4 u http://youtu.be/8QaG1A5ATSk
07 3 http://youtu.be/wYR3J4kORnI
08 till the world ends remix http://youtu.be/vAyLPNLxB9U
09 everytime http://youtu.be/b9BeyJu9T_0
10 lucky http://youtu.be/WGUMETqBDYg
>>60169201
>She's the last great popstar.
that would be lady gaga
>>60169646
blackout da bes
>>60169733
>implying people listen to pop albums
obviously this is just radio singles
>>60169760
everytime is my favorite
>>60169621
She's had more impact than anyone who has come after her.
>>60169761
Are you saying I'm going out of my way to find a lossless release of Baby One More Time whose proprietor has an upload speed not capped at 50kb/s?
>>60169760
>no E-mail My Heart
>>60169733
Born This Gay has better album tracks t b h
>>60169790
and Madonna made infinitely more impact that Britney
Does that make Madonna the last great popstar?
>>60169844
>Electric Chapel
>Heavy Metal Lover
>Bloody Mary
Why do people hate that album again?
>>60169733
>>60169760
>implying Gaga isn't just stumbling along with a handfull of truly good songs to her name
Same boat as post-2007 Britney, flop albums with 4 or 5 good songs on
>>60169852
Madonna came before Britney you mong
>>60169935
and Britney came before popstars after her...
>>60169991
And the popstars after her are terrible.
>>60169991
Yeah, so?
>>60170028
So it's fair to say Madonna was the last great popstar
Glad you're caught up now :)
>>60169761
ure gross
>>60169780
yas
>>60169827
ew fuck dat, soda pop destroys the non-singles on debut
>>60169844
hmmm maybe, but tfm will always be her best
>>60169909
so wat? why do u even care about this?
>>60170017
lady gaga isnt terrible
>>60170109
Do you understand the concept of before and after, anon?
>>60170128
>so wat? why do u even care about this?
I'm replying, anon. It's what this board exists for.
>>60169761
and?
Lady Gaga is still above britney...
>>60170147
He's trying to claim that Firework is a decent track.
>>60170223
If you were born after 2000.
>>60170232
The Superbowl performer's iconic hit Firework will be remembered far longer than any of britney's songs, that's for sure.
>>60170257
nice 90s kid logic
>>60170281
Because of that dude korea lmao movie.
>>60170324
poor britney
>>60170186
nig i aint no anon, oh no not anymore
u shouldnt care about flops btw
just keep listening to their best output (blackout and tfm) forever, thats all
>>60170281
>thinks firework is good
katy perry is fuckin cancer
get the FUQ out of here with ur shit taste in pop
>>60167643
>yfw he admits it was last year
>>60170360
>thinks firework is good
I'm just stating facts, man.
Shouldn't you be posting on atrl?
>>60169760
Taylor Swift still exists tho
>>60170417
She was never good.
>>60170417
>Basic White Bitch Swift
Am I supposed to care?
>>60167503
+is a girl
+so hot in the 90s/early 00s
+sings good
-drugged way out and went insane
-old af now, looks have faded (but still hot)
-from mississippi
>>60170476
>sings good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjX5_JQMLdY
>>60170502
UPDATED LIST: (I REPEAT, THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED):
+is a girl
+so hot in the 90s/early 00s
+songs are good
-drugged way out and went insane
-old af now, looks have faded (but still hot)
-from mississippi
-sings BAD
>>60170360
Anon, why do you talq leik dis?
>>60170502
+is a girl
+so hot in the 90s/early 00s
+sings good
+has a sense of humor
-drugged way out and went insane
-old af now, looks have faded (but still hot)
-from mississippi
>>60170385
its not a fact and its a very bad song, fuck u
i dont like the new users on atrl, theyre cheap copies of every user thats deemed ''iconic'' so i moved to mu
also atrl "bothers" me lately with its dire taste in mainstream pop, theyve completely swallowed p4k waaaaaay too late (shouldve listened to baybay in 2012) and syg is hating on britney to hating on beyonce to beyonce vs rihanna to madonna vs gaga to hating on gaga to loving gaga to hatefucking every poppet out there using bad unfunny memes and sales/charts receipts to back up retarded opinions
its boring and i dont like being bored by plebs
>>60170417
taylor swift is cancer too (: she makes bad pop like carly and dat lauren cunt
i hope her hype on mu dies as soon as 2015 is over
sick of seeing her face all the time
>>60170613
why not?
>>60170502
>touting a video from a youtube comedy channel which has a clip of a proven fake, tampered-with audio track as proof that an entertainer can not sing
oh boy
>>60170502
>>60171085
Actually, nevermind. Even worse. "I did an impression of Britney Spears singing Beyonce's Grown Woman on "The Read" Podcast."
>touting a video from a comedy channel with someone pretending to sing as Brtiney as proof that she can not sing
>>60171152
Yeah, and?
>>60169852
>Madonna made infinitely more impact that Britney
In terms of self-promotion, sure. She was always only a serviceable singer at best.
>>60171182
In terms of everything, don't kid yourself.
>>60171182
she was really good pre-evita
her vocals (especially girlie show) and her early 90s music is da bes
evita and motherhood fucked her up imo
Is it worth it? I'm not sure it's worth it.
>>60171182
people always do too much on madonna
she's co-produced/written all her albums except her debut. also a really get live performer. that alone more than makes up for her average vocals
>>60171167
It's not Britney you bum
>>60171385
Is this you? https://rateyourmusic.com/~BAYAR
You're a qt
>>60171666
if its not a dakimakura dont get it
>>60171666
Having that on your wall is a real quick way to let everyone you invite over know that you're totally "that guy" about that 90s.
>>60172247
yes and thank u, add me if u want
i need to go to work, bye x
>>60167626
there was something weird about this. how come no bodyguard is visible in this photo, or the other one when she becomes super saiyan?
>>60171666
damn wanna buy that asap
>>60171206
That doesn't say much. Madonna is a fame whore. She was desperate to stay in the spotlight at any cost, which is why she focused on sex and being shocking. She's talented at being calculating, her music is so-so.
Saying Britney Spears isn't as impactful as Madonna is funny because neither brought anything of value to the table.
>>60173589
>neither brought anything of value to the table
I was with you up until that.
>>60170657
>why not?
just tends to be how annoying kids talk
probably just a coincidence though
Katy Perry has made a bigger impact than Britney.
>>60173840
>>60169760
gimme more and slave are terrible but till the world ends, 3, everytime and lucky are god tier
>>60173863
Whats bait about that? Katy did have a bigger impact than most mainstream artists, apart from maybe Marina.
>>60173840
lel without Britney there would have never been a Katy Perry or Lady Gaga
stay delusional
>>60174273
Wrong. Because Britney is just a shit rehash of Madonna with a Max Martin sound . Katy was more comparable to a radio-friendly Courtney Love until she got more mainstream.
>>60174272
Katy is nothing more than a cheap, in-the-moment thrill. People still listen to Britney's music from the 90s. Nobody will remember Katy 15 or 20 years from now.
>>60174583
I find your notion to be anecdotal in disguise, so I will hit you with one. Nobody fucking blasts Britney near me. It is either Madonna, Paula Abdul or Mariah Carey. Backstreet Boys maybe, but Britney's a joke. Katy sucks dick, but Britney likes it black.
just stopping by to post the best britney song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-UJQGwzyxo
>>60174621
Ask anyone and they will choose Britney > Katy 90% of the time. It's undeniable. Katy is bland and vapid trash. Britney may be trash but she at least has some conviction, consistency and substance in her pop sludge.
>>60175099
I'm not talking preference, I'm talking impact.
>>60169020
I'm dumb. What is this chart saying?
>>60175244
Ok, Britney has clearly had more impact than Katy. What are you, high?
A goddess that fell into the meat grinder that is the american entertainment industry, where people are put at the top and then pushed down so the plebs can feed on their bodies. She made decent pop music, once even tried to make a personal album and personally walked to a radio station to make them play it, before the whole thing was destroyed and covered by the kikes who managed her. She was a 10/10 from 1999/2004 and should have retired then and there and come to Europe where she would have been treated with all the regards.
Obligatory read:
>http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/britney-spears-original-doll-secret-history-lost-album#.fu0kJNO0
oi ello im back wut it do wut it do
>>60173589
>neither brought anything of value to the table.
hahaha ha
>>60174258
>gimme more and slave are terrible
hahaha ha
>>60174272
retard
>>60175756
fucking
blackout
exists
no straight man is a britney spears fan, you can like some songs sure, but britney is for fags and fems only
>>60174583
Katy Perry's been a mainstream pop idol for almost eight years now.
>>60176874
back to reddit manlet
>>60170281
>implying Missy Elliott didn't steal the show
>implying that performance will outlive the meme that is Baby One More Time
Okay, guy
>>60174455
Wouldn't expect a /mu/ poster to no anything about music anyways.
>>60170223
Toxic is better than any gaga singles t b h
gonna ignore all dis katy perry faggotry rn and just continue with my cute list aye aye
>>60169760
11 heaven on earth http://youtu.be/QXJI4oqiz9Y
12 born to make u happy http://youtu.be/_PgMFaFQO-4
13 trip to ur heart http://youtu.be/fN1JWyz_cQk
14 radar http://youtu.be/tHqIXNpuH28
15 womanizer http://youtu.be/8RZzD63u3fE
16 brave new girl http://youtu.be/ZPS3KdU8pbM
17 (u drive me) crazy (dem stop remix!) http://youtu.be/tP8-5JUsqjc
18 get naked (i got a plan) http://youtu.be/uwnO315eHhk
19 quicksand http://youtu.be/lw0otc6dfl8
20 alien http://youtu.be/YTITmXu3yMs
>>60179366
hahaha ha
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