This abomination is placed pretty highly on just about every album list I’ve ever seen. Usually in the top five, even. Nowadays, Pet Sounds has all the cultural relevance of a dog food commercial. It’s an elaborate symphony of merry, jingling pap, filled with goofy noises and men with extremely high voices. Hearing Brian Wilson and his band of brothers hit the notes in “Don’t Talk” is a truly emasculating experience. Seriously, it makes my nuts suck up into my body a little bit, like imagining Ernest Borgnine naked. I think the album is so highly rated for a few reasons: first of all, critics are fascinated by Brian Wilson because he is a loony idiot savant, and everybody knows that loony idiot savants make the best music. They refuse to admit that the album is merely a syrupy and overblown testament to one man’s meticulous studio habits. Even if Pet Sounds has the most elaborate production on Earth, that still just makes it rock and roll’s most highly-polished turd.
>>63143021
>I have insecurities about my manliness (or rather, lack there of)
>I can't even understand basic music history
>I'm deaf
¡nice post op!
i'm just sitting here impressed that you managed to write a whole detailed paragraph that doesn't have a single actual criticism of the music anywhere in it
Teenagers think Pet Sounds is some kind of experimental emotional masterpiece when really it's just The Beatles 2 Faggotronic Boogaloo
I'm 28 years old, I'm probably older than the majority of people on /mu/. I've studied music theory in college for five years. I play more than five instruments including guitar and violin. I'm part if a rock duo and I perform monthly at various places. We've been working on an album since 2014. I think I know what I'm talking about.
To all you Pet Sounds fags, how much music theory do you know? What instruments do you play? I'm guessing none.
>>63143146
Achieve something.
>>63143146
This is my second favorite pasta, but in all seriousness, Brian gets a great proportion of his praise from other musicians, and it shows that through the multiple generations his popularity gone unwavered through
>>63143146
Holy shit, dedicating this much of your life to something and still failing miserably.
How does it feel knowing you disappointed your family anon?
>>63143146
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>>63143213
>This is my second favorite pasta
whats your first?
>>63143021
0/10 bait
>>63143146
Nice pasta faggot
>>63143342
Not him, but probably >>63143288 if I had to guess
>>63143146
>>63143288(Nice dubs)
In B4 Scruffy pasta.
Nice blog.
Subscribed!
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>>63143530
Meant as a reply to >>63143342
>>63143342
can this be a general "favourite pastas" thread
i really like this one:
Wow bro that’s deep.
Im gonna be honest with you right now, that was just uncalled for...Ive seen some bad things in my time, I mean like shit that you have never even thought about before...but this..this is just fucked up I was just at the post office delivering mail when I read your post, I dropped my iphone in shock.
People started to look at me like I was about to pass out or something, I gave them an unnecessary smirk to re assure myself of this disbelief. I leaned over and picked up my phone, right about now my face was red as hell. I double checked your post just to see if I was mistaken for such filth. I was wrong, the devil has spoken, if this goes public your fucked man, Im sorry but really, that post was just not needed.i walked out, sweat dripping from my face like id just ran a fucking marathon. I got home and my parents looked at me with a blank stare. I haven’t moved from my computer for over a week, I deleted my avi and have been trying to cut down on memeing. I expect a reply from your soon, or at least a formal apology. Seriously bro, fuck that, please read before you post otherwise your going to have a hard life ahead of you
>I saw Flying Lotus a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw FlyLo trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
>When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Hey Faggots,
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Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
This place is becoming /v/ 2.0
More like /b/ 3.0 I guess
>>63143638
>>When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This is the correct favourite pasta.
Well, in spite of and despite the fact that this thread has been de-railed, has become copy pasta central, and no longer has anything to do with the original subject at hand, I LIKE Pet Sounds, and that's all I have to say about it.
>>63143021
Just wanted to say how much I love this album, I'm scared of over listening to it but I feel incomplete when I don't listen to it - what do?
>>63143850
I feel the same way dude! I used to not be able to sleep without listening to it.
I just use it to release stress these days. And it works amazingly
