ITT: Artists that give you an intense urge to masturbate when you see them.
>pic related
I wouldn't even consider myself to be a tits-man, but god DAMN.
This is the only person I see posted on here that makes me have to actively force myself not to start jerking off immediately.
ur mom
ur mom
u r mom
I just want her to cuddle me and tell me everything will be alright
>>55660543
smh
Her face was carefully and intricately designed for one purpose.
we have bork and mariana's diamonds to thank for turning /mu/ from an ass board into a tits board
this board is less gay now as a result
>>55660607
pjork is pig disgusting.
>>55660602
and the pedos are here
>>55660607
>less gay
Go check the memecat thread.
>>55660624
>not pork
you had one job
If Marina ever gets breast reduction surgery I'm killing myself.
>>55660602
nah. little-sister-tier
>>55660578
nice choice
>>55660607
ass isn't gay
>>55660607
big tits are for plebs
>>55660691
OP here, see I usually feel this way but something about Marina just triggers some animal impulse and I just want to cum everywhere. She's the only tittymonster who does this to me.
>>55660543
Need more pics....for school purposes
>>55660735
https://www.google.com/search?q=marina+boobs&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=lytKVYr5G9GAygTOl4BA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg&biw=1366&bih=667
>>55660602
she's literally Danny from The Shining.
>>55660543
Plus, those are actually real genuine british boobs.
Not like shitty american plastic ones.
>>55660624
>and the pedos are here
he can't be a pedo he's 15
post pics!
>>55660809
you sound like a child
>>55660543
shut your face you kissless virgin
>>55660870
why so salty?
>>55660648
isn't it weird that men wear pubic hair on their face?
Good lord I need to see her bare tits before I die.
The world needs this.
>>55660543
ur mom
>>55660800
i'll never look at her the same way again holy shit
>>55660989
I don't care, I'm still gonna fap to her.
>>55660870
OP here I've had sex with several different girls
>>55660934
or, even better, you could see some tits in real life. wouldn't that be something?
>>55661111
Marina's tits >>>>>>>>>> anyone elses anything
>>55661054
>girls
>OP
>sex with girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AQypFQf0Rg
sarah farina
>>55661144
my gfs tits>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marina's tits
Very recent pic from Coachella a couple of weeks ago
>>55661220
Ummm??? fucking proof??? you bitch????????
>>55661251
And as a bonus, you can listen to her music too!
>>55661251
yet more proof that British Boobs >>>>>> all other boobs
>>55661247
>proving anything on a Yugoslavian storybook meme board
Just take my word for it
>>55661251
I always appreciate a hint of Bush
>>55661251
head like sid the sloth
>>55660870
The butthurt is flowing through you
>>55661215
>tfw no qt afro dj gf
>>55661314
>ITT: artists(...)
It's music discussion tard. Just cause you don't like it doesn't mean it's against the rules.
>>55661314
Why you mad tho
>>55661383
Wait nvm I thought it was reporting the OP, not the fag who posted his pic for some reason.
>>55660543
OP yes!
>>55663108
who is this undead chickenhead
>>55660809
Welsh/Greek actually.
>>55663239
That's about as British as it gets.
>>55663132
>2011 + 4
>drinking soda
Dropped
Hnghhhhh
>>55663262
>drinking soda
> baking sodaaa
>>55661230
>>55660543
they look really painful. she has quite a small frame otherwise. must be exhausting having to carry those things around.
>>55663108
nice
i wish she was as good at music as she is at being pretentious
>>55663286
Come to bed anon!
>>55663259
>smelly greek
and
>celtic subhuman
not real british, sorry.
>>55663304
fucking kek yeah man i agree..at this point she is dead musically..
>>55663338
ew, I don't want to touch her heaving bags of putrid flesh. yuck.
>>55663348
This.
>>55663338
holy shit...
>>55663348
Lol, this is all I'm going to see when I look at her now.
>>55663348
>>55663398
I'm afraid that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about if you think Welsh isn't British as fuck.
>>55663495
Celtic subhumans are not REAL British, sorry. They are nothing but a subject race. Truth hurts huh?
>>55663495
dumb welshie is mad boohoo ;_;
her tits are so massive that giant top can't even contain them
>>55663670
She should just get those tits out already
>>55663441
lol gross
>>55663670
Daymmmmm son
>>55663338
will Charli be there too?
>>55663747
ewwww fucking standards son..
>>55663747
yup
>>55663747
>half beta Indian genes
why don't you degenerates like true noble British goddesses?
>>55663816
>why don't you degenerates like true noble British goddesses?
Charli and Marina are both Brits you dick
Get over it
>>55663747
I've said this before, nice body, really disgusting gif
Dem legs
>>55663925
daddy...
why do you guys (or more likely, just one or two people samefagging) give such a shit about someone being Welsh or not
More?
>>55660543
>having a fap thread on /mu/
[spoiler]kill yourself[/spoiler]
>>55663925
he reminds me of my best friend's older brother fml so hot
>>55663872
Charlie:
>half dirty smelly Indian
>Britishness therefore corrupted
Marina:
>half lazy Greek
>half Celtic subhuman
>not even BRITISH
Explain yourself, nerd.
>>55663961
>>55663985
>using spoilers on /mu/
Kill yourself.
>>55664049
ok i did but that still doesn't answer my question
>>55663961
You're the samefag, friend. Stop trying to force your sub-optimal waifu.
>>55664109
OP here don't argue about others fap material just post your own
>>55664131
I wouldn't degrade my noble maiden of a waifu in such a way.
>>55664172
Fair enough man. I don't consider marina to be my waifu she just instantly makes me want to shoot jizz all over her.
If I had to pick a waifu it would be grouper but I'm not into the whole waifu scene really
>>55660543
>>55664017
>not finding brown girls hot as fuck
>>55660543
you're a mom
>>55664238
>being a degenerate
Not even once.
>>55661300
hey you're lips man from the other day
>>55663747
mm hmm
>>55664255
i am ur mom;
"anon, dinners ready. hurry up before it gets cold!"
i love u son,
>>55664017
>Marina:
>half lazy Greek
>half Celtic subhuman
>not even BRITISH
How the fuck is a Welsh girl not British?
>>55660543
>she will never peg you
>>55661220
Nah man your gf's tits are like a 7 while marina's are at least an 8.5.
>>55664304
>Celtic subhuman
These aren't real British (or real human for that matter). They are a subject race. How many times must I repeat myself to you gibbering retards?
>>55664017
You just might be the biggest faggot in this entire board, congratulations.
Hnghhh
>>55664460
Ouch, that really hurts coming from a guy that finds impure females attractive. Oh I am in pain.
>>55664451
Why does it matter? Why do you care so much?
>>55663816
Because everything is better with a little brown in it
>>55661300
These are some hard feels. I suspended my meds exclusively because of that. Of course, I was feeling a little better about myself then. Hope things turn around for the best man
>>55664642
And it's not even my birthday!
There's just something about her...
I feel like people hates her or absolutely loves her. Discussions about whether she's hot or not were the most heated I've ever had.
>>55664612
fuck yes
>>55664612
7/10 body
Just her personality that is annoyng
>>55664277
Thank you
>>55664588
Because only Anglo-Saxon/Normans are British. I won't have my peoples' reputation tarnished by being associated with these subhuman whores.
>>55664612
Also not British. Get that Serbian trash out of my sight.
>>55664718
Finally, a superior, full-blooded English maiden.
>>55664815
Lemme guess, you've read Eric Clapton's "get the wogs out" quotes and thought "yup, this guy knows exactly what is up."
The only thing tarnishing your peoples' reputation right now is you.
>>55664815
From Wikipedia:
>Ora moved to the United Kingdom when she was a year old. She grew up near Portobello Road in West London,[7] and attended St Cuthbert with St Matthias CE Primary School in Earls Court, following which she graduated from Sylvia Young Theatre School and then St Charles Catholic Sixth Form College.
She's a Brit, m8
>>55664642
post more riri
Brit qts
>>55664718
good choice
>>55664718
This, so much. Ellie is really under appreciated here, I think her voice is what's so charming about her to me, even though I don't enjoy her music much.
She gives me a will suck your dick if you give her a bag of cool ranch doritos vibe
>>55661220
Post pics or shut the fuck up
Timestamp ofc
>>55664888
What, like this?
>>55664981
She used to be so perfect
Another Brit coming through
>>55664718
It's the wounded puppy aura. Like if you were dating her, she would do anything to keep you happy. Butt stuff, light bondage, cook for you, get super jealous if you talk to another girl even in passing. low self esteem is fucking intoxicating.
Some guy gets paid to towel off a sweaty naked Rihanna. Who do I have to give my resume to for that gig?
>>55664612
she's hot nowadays
>>55664883
Not ethnically, you blabbering retard.
>>55664873
>implying he was wrong
sjw leave.
>>55665126
Stay salty mayne.
>>55665091
yeah plastering yourself in make up works wonders.
>>55665144
Salty about what? My superior British genes? You sound jealous friend.
>>55665126
LOL
>>55664304
Why are so obsessed with pure britishness when it looks god awful unless something else is mixed in. The sooner that island stops inbreeding and spitting out chav mongs the better.
>>55665166
kill yourself
>>55665009
damn
>>55661296
Wow this joke was never made before
>>55665208
Nope.
>>55665170
Yeah, you nerds are hilarious.
>>55664277
This is considered clothing?
>>55664815
fuck off to /pol/ , and let them wash your brain completely
>>55664277
dayum...
>>55664277
fuck i wanna cum all over her cow tits. ugh. brb 10m
>>55665334
Already done. At least I don't allow the msm soil my brain :^)
>>55665294
suppose so anon... suppose so...
>>55660543
all of my hnnggg
>>55665476
seriously, fuck off and never come back here. /mu/ doesn't need your edgy racial opinions
>>55665065
livin the life
still no decent quality pics of this shoot?
>>55665663
This pic was so good it killed the thread, cuz everyone is jerking off now.
>>55665943
If I could spoiler things still I'd post the frontal one
>>55665979
nigga fuck the spoilers post that shit
>>55663925
I'm not really into men, but this man, hoo boy, this man, this man, I would suck his blass, this man
>>55666042
see you in three days...
>>55663108
god she gets uglier by the fuckin day. marry me st vincent is the only good st vincent
>>55666141
that tattoo is hideous
All shit
heres the right choice
>>55666141
its not like the mods are active on /mu/ (for better or for worse. mostly for worse though, unfortunately)
>>55666182
Cara is draining the life out of her
Nik Colk Void
>>55666200
this
>>55666363
Ayyy my nigga. She was real nice when I met her. Lovely laugh on her as well.
>>55666141
wait a minute, why is she fully nude? isn't hat career suicide?
>>55666578
Not when you've built a career out of being a slut (the good kind)
>>55663538
Celts are the OG Britons chuzin
>>55666604
I know, but normally it's everything on view but the genitals. madonna is the only mainstream popstar I know of that got away with doing that, and even then there was an outcry. this seems like such a non-event.
>>55666695
>OG
?
>>55664815
>Island of Great Britain
>Contains the lands of England, Scotland, Wales
>Thus, Welsh, English and Scottish are all british
>>55666141
meh
not as I expected tbh
>>55664718
>>55664969
How can people seriously think shit like this? She is the definition of shitty background moaning that gets stale after 20 seconds, she makes some of the most boring, unoriginal music I have ever heard. Even her voice is shit.
>>55666860
>Even her voice is shit.
this is b8
>>55666758
Original Gangsta
Welsh (celts) were there before the Anglo-Saxons. Original Britons.
>>55666822
Scotland and Wales are subject countries and thus subject races. The only real British are English of Anglo-Saxon or Norman descent. The lands of the Celtic subhumans (Wales, Scotland) are only included because we, the English, own them. But the peoples of those lands are not BRITISH.
>>55666695
Subject races, not equals.
>>55666925
>But the peoples of those lands are not BRITISH.
what does it say on their passports??
B----R----I----T----I----S----H
>>55666891
I bet you also believe Abbos are original Australians too. lol.
>>55666925
>those lands are not BRITISH
Yeah they are. Y'know why? Because they're on the island of Great Britain.
Furthermore, they are in the British Isles.
>>55666182
>>55666240
y'all clearly haven't seen her irl lately, she's just as good looking now as she ever was
>>55666967
No
Well, they kinda were, if by Australian we mean Humans (Barely) inhabiting Australia
>>55666966
Not ethnically. They live under our dominion, thus the passports.
>>55666925
Marina is british
Charli is british
Rita is british
You are a dick
Why are western europoors so retarded about race
>>55666968
Lol, reading comprehension my friend. I said those lands are British because they belong to us (England) but the peoples living there are not as they are Celtic subhumans.
>>55666999
See? It's the same thing.
>>55667027
you say this as if Americans aren't experiencing the most racial tension since the 60's
>>55667027
says the ameriturd.
>>55667016
wrong on all counts.
>>55667073
It's retarded here in a different sense, we don't get caught up in arguments over who counts as American or not
>>55667027
I think it's partly because they tie their ethnicity with nationality.
Like, Welsh are from Wales and are proud of it even though they live in the UK. Italians from Italy.
Here we have any ethnicity (literally, we have nearly all of them I think) in one country, all under one nationality.
Know what I'm saying? For us Nationality =/= ethnicity, opposite in Europe
>>55666860
agreed.
absolutely this.
>>55667113
That does make a lot of sense, not sure why I didn't see it that way. Thanks anon
>>55667068
>Lol, reading comprehension my friend. I said those lands are British because they belong to us (England) but the peoples living there are not as they are Celtic subhumans.
Lol, reading comprehension my friend. I said those lands are British because they are on Great Britain in the British Isles thus they are British.
>>55667153
But not the people, they are Celts. Durr.
>>55667153
lol are you actually blind?
>>55667197
Yes the people, because they live in lands that are British, they are a British people.
>>55667236
Nope. Try again. They are subhumans.
obligatory
>>55666578
>career suicide
how white are you anon?
>>55667270
name another pop star who released pics of her vulva (that's not madonna).
>>55667256
You're a subhuman. You like watching cuck porn then shitpost about how everyone not you is a subhuman.
Subhumans are well known for their insecurities about being Subhuman, so they have to appear non-subhuman online.
>>55667258
fucking gross
>>55667370
All this projection in one post. Are you Celt too? Did I hurt your feelings? ;_;
>>55667258
I want her to sit on my face then have my babies so I can leaver her and know that I spread my genetic material around the globe
>>55667412
I am not Celt, just a defender against all subhumans like you.
If you were masterace, why would you be shitposting in a waifu thread?
>>55667453
>If you were masterace, why would you be shitposting in a waifu thread?
Because I'm trying to enlighten you degenerates. I'm a selfless person like that.
>>55667453
are you actually trying to imply that celts aren't subhumans?
>>55667258
what a stunner and a truly talented visionary
Why is there so many SJW's on this board?
>>55667526
Yes
>>55667504
The only person you're enlightening is your mum on how much of a fag you are
>>55664917
>brit qts
>posts man
>>55667664
>The only person you're enlightening is your mum on how much of a fag you are
Great argument, SJW scum.
>Yes
Wrong.
>>55665026
seen this bitch live, and man she is just as fucking hot in person
>>55666200
Sexonding.
