Apply a minor change to an album to make it 10/10
>replace jeff mangum with kendrick lamar
>>55603944
cuck detected
>>55603925
>that image
fuck
>replace every track with something good
At the very end of the album, if they continued that heavy jam right after the slight pause for about a minute longer before the ambient outro.
>give the kid a potato head too
>make it a double album with Kid A
>remove all interludes
>>55605296
No thanks.
>>55603963
this
>>55605272
it already is
>>55603925
That picture ruined everything.
Use the combined version of Pigs On The Wing and put it at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGSPUOaHYn4
Remove Man Next Door.
>>55603925
>masturbating to sand people
Seeing a beautiful girl like Mia Khalifa do porn makes me think we live in an ugly world.
>>55605496
this is a 18+. if you are over 18 and still masterbate to mainstream porn thats fucking pathetic.
Replace turmoil
>A van in neutral rolling down a hill unoccupied
remove last track and vocals at the beginning of track 6
>>55605518
woah, look how edgy and racist this fourchan trollfag is
>>55605527
she's gross. get some taste
>>55605527
Just because someone is beautiful doesnt me they are innocent or have a beautiful mind
>>55603955
>>55605496
>pic is a twitter meme'd facebook post
>on /mu/
>>55605527
i tried masturbating to her but she's far too generic and ugly
you have shit taste
Switch Tantrum and What Didn't Kill Me
>>55605553
This.
If you haven't moved on to shemale porn at this point you're a megapleb
Replace the cover
Make every song Galo Sengen
Remove the cringe inducing vocals
>>55605690
YES this is what its keeping me from loving this album
>>55605664
Yeah... I realized the path I was headed on and I've started moving BACK from shemale porn ew.
move We're an American Band before Spec Bebop
not that anyone cares
i'm depressed
>>55603925
mia khalifa is a disgusting, silicone infused slut who is un-fapworthy even without the resemblance to the faggot on the right
>>55605626
>replace the Beatles entire discography with the residents discography
>>55603944
lol
>>55605803
I approve.
>>55605500
nah because the two parts are in different points of the album's story
Extend Breaking Glass for another minute or so.
>>55605926
True.
I just really want that fucking guitar solo.
Put it at the end of 2 maybe.
>>55605658
The order on the tracklist or get rid of them?
>>55605518
>>55605603
>>55605631
>>55605778
>/mu/
>having standards
>>55605690
>420 + 1595
>not dropping out of life with bong in hand
>>55605296
That's just swans are dead
>>55603944
This Christ aint free...
>>55605933
REMOVE THE FUCKING LEFT EAR HISS SOUND FROM SOUND AND VISION!
FUCKIN HATE THAT Ruins the song for me.
>>55603925
less fade-outs pls.
>>55605504
Anon you disgust me
Real answer: In Group Four's intro (just before the hi-hat bit), leave out the drums. Lets us melt into the music more
Remove:
>Welcome to Arco AM/PM market
>>55606928
Oh god, the fade outs. Ending the song right as it gets is annoying as hell too.
>>55605504
more like just delete the entire 2nd half
Take out Faust Arp, and All I Need, and replace them with something from disk 2.
>>55606934
Call me stupid, but I love that part, yet I hate "They don't sleep anymore on the beach.
>>55606934
That's a good ass part tho
>>55605587
The last track is great.
- performed entirely by Sun City Girls
>ADD VOCALS
>>55607088
Holy shit I want this
>>55607088
but also to clips of elfteling
also this
>>55607088
but also if that album was still out but never mentioned on the internet
really any music sans the internet could be 10/10 at this point
Remove every Nicki Minaj verse
>>55604009
it's a snare
>>55607122
sorry I meant the itaots kendrick lamar thing and am all outta sorts
>>55607143
remove jay-z
>>55607143
Remove every track.
>>55607187
fuckin ridicuhlasss
>>55607021
>removing all i need
how dumb can you be
>>55607210
did you forget you were on /mu/?
put all the best songs into one album
works for any band
Move middle songs to the beginning/end, and delete perfect world. i'm really not picky about song orders, but this one album pisses me off that it starts and ends well, but there's no build to it.
>>55607210
its only last flowers, house of cards, and them making fun of oasis
>Remove NotM
>Remove Jenny Death
>>55607308
>>55607351
remove kebab
>>55606928
>>55606969
>all of a sudden machine gun is the only song on the album
jk it's just my fav song
ever.
>>55607308
>>55607351
Remove Death Grips
>>55607366
>>55607351
>>55607308
>>55607366
Remove Juden
>>55607385
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong
>>55603925
>filthy frank thinks ray william johnson is unfunny
>>55607400
his monologue at the end of ds9 was actually pretty moving. felt bad that he pretty much went insane, lost his family and his world, ostracized from his people, yet he knows he needs to help rebuild
>>55607143
lol Nicki Minaj's verse on Monster is fire you asshole
>>55608106
dankest meme of the year yet
Remove Gira's chanting.
>>55608132
It clearly was the best verse though you pleb. Lol.
>>55608145
>remove gira
>make annie frontman
>>55608145
>implying the chanting isn't the best part of Swans modern releases
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![TheBeatles68LP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i9aO2S1.jpg "TheBeatles68LP[1].jpg")
get rid of revolution 9 and good night
>>55608145
Nah. Make Just a Little Boy instrumental and remove Some Things We Do.
>>55607004
>Dissolved Girl
>Man Next Door
>Black Milk
You must be intoxicated
Remove Panda Bear
>>55608372
kill thyself
>>55608267
>get rid of revolution 9
But that's the only good track on that thing.
>>55607021
>Faust Arp, and All I Need
More like Bodysnatchers. Faust Arp at least fits the mood and serves as an introduction to Reckoner. All I Need is ok you mememaster.
>>55608213
What annie? If it's annie anxiety then it would be interesting
If you're talking about that talentless saint hack then it would be awful
>>55608372
Then you would lose like half of all the sounds
>>55605504
GET THE FUCK OUT.
Remove pause 4 porn
>>55608153
>>>/tumblr/
10/10 if it had a bit better lyrics
>>55605933
correct!
>>55607351
correct
>>55607210
>>55608548
Okay, so I saw both of these posts and thought "Okay, maybe another listen is warranted" and yeah; All I Need wasn't nearly as bad as I remembered, and the ending is especially good. I just remember that it never stood out to me, like Weird Fishes, and Nude, so it just lost my attention. After my third time listening to the album, I just started skipping it, but I guess it's grown on me.
...But I still don't like Faust Arp.
>>55607145
it's clearly a cymbal
>>55605803
this
>>55605933
perfect
>>55605933
that synth sound though
>BEEEEEEE-OWWWWWW
>replace Machine Gun with So Tired
>replace Sing with Country Rain
>use electric version of Dagger
Make the drum sound a little less pathetic on "I want to tell you" and make "Here there and everywhere" less anemic
Remove or replace hardcore hustle. Completely breaks the flow of the album I hate it
>>55608969
Agreed
Fuck Wildchild
>>55608969
>>55608990
YES! I'm not the only one. Hardcore Hustle is completely off tone
Remove 'Crown of Love', it's perfect.
>>55608943
>>replace Machine Gun with So Tired
Machine Gun is gr8 though
>>replace Sing with Country Rain
>removing the best song on the album
>>use electric version of Dagger
fair enough
>>55608990
>>55609043
I've recently deleted the tract after like 20 listens but now it feels weird as fuck. It's like damned if you do damned if you don't
>>55609118
I can't ever delete tracks from the album
It disrupts the flow, but that kinda becomes a part of the flow now, it's weird.
>>55605778
come on, man
>>55603944
>>55603963
>>55604009
Use as toilet paper.
Remove or dramatically shorten the second track
>get rid of the fucking retarded "Apple Jams"
>>55607145
It's a potato look it up you tard
>>55605665
this
Add a mandolin track to the songs
>>55603944
In the aero plane over for FREEEEEEEE
>>55608559
Why is it now cool to hate St Vincent?
>>55608969
>not wanting DOO DO DOO DOO
>WUH WUH WUH WUH
>>55608643
DON GETCHA HEAD BUST NIGGA
But fr, the production on this is FIRE. Some of the best ever
>>55608969
That's my favorite album and DOOM is my favorite artist of all time. I love that track, Wildchild brings a pretty interesting and speedy flow, a "hardcore hustle" if you will.
>>55607004
>Group Four
Get out.
>>55609212
I honestly think this album would sound good if it was lo fi like All Hail West Texas, it would fit with the whole Alpha Couple vibe
>remove Chicago and Casimir Pulaski Day
>>55608969
hardcore hustle is fine you dip
>>55608372
are you on crack
>>55605665
Why the fuck can't I find this on discogs?
>>55609577
Nigger that ain't even funny.
>>55605622
>our secret club
>>55609577
Casimir Pulaski Day was the first song I ever cried to
>>55606934
Remove Antennas To Heaven, save for Moya Sings Baby-O and Deathkamp Drone/Antennas To Heaven....
>>55605778
say that with the tits in your face anon
>remove I'm So Green
>>55608964
I bought that one on cd
>>55610371
Very funny
Every song on that album is straight up wonderful
>>55610389
The mono version is much better than the stereo, they actually thought about the mix.
>>55605272
it literally already is
>>55609292
i've always hated her.
can't wait until she reaches grimes status and everyone realizes she's shit but just brush her under the rug because you all feel embarrassed about liking her for so long.
>>55609577
You can't be doing things like this
>>55608964
The drums are so quiet on Here, There and Everywhere
Replace The Battle of Epping Forest with Twilight Alehouse.
>>55607366
remove babak
>>55605933
best of the thread so far
>>55609084
But the end of Crown of Love is GOAT
>YOUR NAME IS THE ONLY WORD, THE ONLY WORD THAT I CAN SAY
>>55610633
>Replace The Battle of Epping Forest
...
>change send it up
>>55606934
Remove the beginning of Static (before the preacher rambling).
>>55603925
Remove Eight Wheels
>>55610943
>upload the album pre-rick rubinization
>>55603944
>To Pimp an Aeroplane
Last Flowers needs to be on it somewhere.
Make Frank not gay.
>>55603925
>The powers that B
Remove the entirety of NOTM
Remove Rides vocals
Remove Inanimate Sensation
>>55611312
but the gay makes the good
>>55611312
No. The gay is fine.
Put Secret Life of Arabia between SOTSA and Blackout.
Add Chino Moreno to do vocals for Pelican.
>>55610633
More like Battle of Ebin Forest amirite
>>55610880
>implying Battle of Epping Forest isn't a convoluted mess
>>55611413
this, Secret Life in the end seems weird after all the instrumental parts
Make every song title 2 paragraphs longer
>>55605933
Shorten Warszawa by a minute or so
Remove Eliminator Jr
>>55611885
faggot
Remove the vocals and instrumentation.
>>55603944
>Stewardess complements me on my nappy hair
>If I could push these fingers through and make those muscles move, they'd probably think I'm a terrorist
>>55608548
What the fuck Bodysnantchers is awesome
Playing in the morning always gets me hype
>>55608372
What the fuck
>>55611830
Cute, but that would cheapen the impact considerably
>>55605933
this and remove side b
>>55612121
>remove Art Decade
>remove Subterraneans
Fuck you, cunt.
>>55603944
when you were young you were KING KUNTA
and how you built a mountain KUNTA
two heads takin no losses
2 1 2 3
ok sorry
>>55612121
Is this a fucking joke? Side b is much better
>>55605933
more like change the album cover
>>55607143
Remove the Chris Rock skit
>>55605803
yeah, pretty much
>>55605734
Good idea depressed anon
Remove the self titled track
>>55608372
are you even listening to yourself
>>55605527
>Mia Khalifa
>beautiful girl
top lel
>>55603944
This would be a 10/10 if you just added a DJ Khaled feature. >>55605734 too.
WE DA BEST
>>55612200
Literally Bowie's best album cover
>>55609577
remove John Wayne Gacy Jr. and nothing else
>>55607143
the only good music she has ever done were on this album
>>55612243
>>55612076
body snatchers is a great song, but I have to agree that removing it would improve the album tremendously. If you're hooking up with a qt and bodysnatchers comes on it's all over
Make Dormition And Dominion better. Or just remove it. It doesn't really add that much to the album musically or conceptually and could easily be replaced with an extension to So: This Empire Is Nothing or one of the other songs. David Tibet doing harsh vocals just doesn't sound good in any situation.
>>55612311
that's imo the best song on the album
i always love his passionate vocals, and i've started to prefer the live recordings better than the studio albums recently. i think we've just got to agree to disagree here
>>55609577
do you have brain damage?
>>55609577
I always skip casimir Pulaski day, but that's cause I don't want people on the train to see me cry...
Make Sleepwritten available on every version and have it as the closing track.
How To Build a Time Machine is a fine track, but it's not the incredible conclusion this album deserves.
>>55607088
Hmmm...
Replace Symmetry with a remastered version of Panda.
>>55612301
Come on, the song is just an unnecessary 30 minutes of filler drones with like 5 minutes of worthwhile music at the end. It's like the song was only put there to increase the length of the album so it could be more "epic." It's just boring and makes the album stretch for way longer than it needs to.
>>55612336
Yeah, live versions are a lot better. It isn't even the song that I don't like, just the way it was recorded and produced on the album. Especially that really shitty synth bassline that plays one single time out of nowhere and goes away just as unexpectedly. It's just a mess of a track, and it has some of the worst lyrics on the album. For the climax of the album, I wish they would have done a better job with polishing it up. It had a lot of potential.
>>55610316
you mean removing She Dreamt She Was a Bulldozer? Wtf is wrong with you?
If I had to remove one thing I would make Sleep shorter overall, that one is overrated.
>>55603925
Oh, my drink...
>>55611340
>wanting instrumental electronic rock
>make "no more runnin" a 3 minutes track
>add more african percussion / upbeat rythm to "my girls" to make it sound more like "brother sport"
I might try editing it just now :S
>>55607383
How I long for this
![Liftyrskinnyfists[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MuSJvoJ.jpg "Liftyrskinnyfists[1].jpg")
get rid of the first four tracks
>>55611340
very amusing :O)
Every GY!BE album: split every track into separate parts. Like separate, just turn one 20 minute track into a few shorter ones.
>>55612537
agreed on no more runnin but why would you want 2 brother sports? besides my girls is perfect
>>55612782
Actually I think the opposite would be better. For ex. no reason for ASOD to be split into 4 parts, it's one song and it is always played live as one song. If they released it as Behemoth and "marketed" it as a bit longer EP and the Lamb's Breath part had been shortened a bit people would have loved it. Now they bitch instead.
Make Trucker's Atlas shorter
>>55612871
I don't know, maybe I just need another super nature party / energetic track on the release and right afther "In The Flowers" seems like the best place to fit it, just before the whole album develops. I love My Girls tho
Thanks for the feedback!
>>55607169
couldn't agree more
>make the intro shorter or completely remove it
>remove all the arrowheads from bloodhail
Remove the weaker tracks like Fade Away, Top Man, Ernold Same, Dan Abnormal and Yuko and Hiro to make it only ten tracks and around 40 minutes long. For me that makes a near perfect pop album. Same thing goes for "Modern Life Is Rubbish".
>>55606881
SCREAMING ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
>>55607187
Wooooooooooooooo
>>55608106
>fire
>fire
CUZ MY MONEY AINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in a weird Nicki Minaj growl
I'm pretty sure only homosexuals think this.
>>55608348
Just A Little Boy's v>>55608881
ocals get intense though.
>>55612222
>remove the best part of the album
Chris Rock singlehandedly saved the failure of a sample-fest that was Blame Game
>remove Here She Comes Now
remove the generated noise on track 2
>>55605296
all done
>>55613902
>remove Sister Ray
>>55614035
nah
it should be shorter, but it's pretty good.
>>55611885
What you were trying to say: Remove all tracks except for teenage riot.
>Nothing
>>55608969
get rid of shadow of tomorrow that shit is cringeworthy
>Remove Nico
>>55613902
>>55614035
>remove yourselves
Helix Skull pls go
[spoiler]But keep Glass Earth[/spoiler]
>>55614128
>trail deeper into your mind
>>55613506
>meme is so bad that no one replies
cool
>>55614035
>>55613506
>>55612243
>>55610371
>>55608145
>>55607308
>>55607021
>>55605690
>>55605500
>>55605272
and especially
>>55605296
are mega-plebs.
Your opinions are shit and I find it hard to respect you for them.
>>55608780
>...But I still don't like Faust Arp.
How? It's fucking perfect.
>>55608943
>replace Sing
Stopped reading there.
Replace or remove Forever Close My Eyes
![jesu-01-frontcover_big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AgmrQSI.jpg "jesu-01-frontcover_big[1].jpg")
Remove that shitty voice and the album could be alright.
>>55612919
Fuck you mega pleb
>>55605296
Absolutely not.
>>55613573
>Ernold Same
>Yuko and Hiro
>weaker tracks
What the fuck are you smoking, man? If anything should be cut it's Mr. Robinson's Quango.
>>55608153
DUDE seriously N I C E M E M E
>>55605573
Turmoil is fantastic, its almost a reiteration to I felt my size
>>55611623
Simply eric, anon.
Get rid of those fucking cheapo jump scares. The songs are scary enough on their own.
>>55614305
nah
if this album had death growls and some cheesy light guitar strings, Sunbather never would have had to happen
>>55614490
whoopth forgot
>>55603976
extend the outro of god alone
>>55612400
Would keep Symmetry the way it is but replace Eight Flew Over with Panda
>>55611008
what!? you crazy
>>55611010
I want this so much. it's fantastic now but I have no doubt it would've been even better before Rubin
>>55613506
>find masters
>>55612260
She's beautiful to me.
![The_king_of_limbs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BDm6O4e.jpg "The_king_of_limbs[1].jpg")
Just make it Live From The Basement without the chatter between some songs.
