This man released his first mixtape when he was seven years old.
What have you done with your life?
>>55394579
I got myself a proper job. When his five minutes of fame goes away, my job will still be there
>>55394579
I own a 5 star restaurant
>>55394690
>dem sour grapes
>>55394579
>released his first mixtape when he was seven years old.
did you mean seventeen? which still isn't correct
>>55394737
Well Sadboyz hype is dying pretty rapdily.
we could all release mixtapes by tommorrow. why is that of value?
>>55394754
he's still being dank as fuck nigga
>>55394752
No, I meant seven. Unknown Death 2002
>>55394765
that didnt come out in 2002
>>55394765
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>55394763
Doesn't mean he's going to be making money in 5 years
>>55394763
>I can't come up with anything meaningful to reply
>ill just post memes instead
>>55394790
I love memes. don't talk shit to my meme bois kid.
>>55394759
we're not 7 yet
>>55394690
> When his five minutes of fame goes away, my job will still be there
And when it does he will still be richer than you will ever be.
>>55394856
>money=key to life
yeah okay
>>55394730
Squidward, I had no idea you were such a success.
>>55394887
That's right.
>>55394871
>money =/= key to life
yeah okay
face it pal, money *can* buy happiness
>>55394949
Tell that to the homeless people on the street faggot.
>>55395049
Rich guy here, I've been both poor and rich and I'd choose rich every damn second.
Nothing feels better than to never even have to worry about money for a single second and just be able to buy anyting you see without having to look at your bank account to see if it's feasible.
Ofcourse more women if you're not too ugly, a pretty car, nice clothing, bi-monthly trips and best of all, a sense of accomplishment and seeing all your friends their jealousy trying to stab you while they try to leech off of you at the same time.
>>55394899
And I would be honored if you would allow me to come to your restaurant… tonight.
>>55395339
*glass break*
>>55395362
T-t-t-t-t-t-tonight?
>>55394949
Tell that to all the rich people that killed themselves.
>>55394949
swag
>>55395386
In fact, we'll all come. My treat!
>>55394856
What??? What makes you think yl is rich you are insane this isn't the 70s
>>55394887
Epin
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>>55394887
whats happening
>>55394856
You're the one who brought up having a job...
>>55395159
>rich guy here
If you don't have a PJ you can't buy everything you see. But no rich dude has animeme reaction folder so yr full of shit anyway
made 3 last.fm accounts fite me
>>55395159
You still sound like a worthless piece of trash
>inb4 poorboi
Nope, upper middle class
and he prolly hasn't gotten any better since
>>55394788
>thinking it's all about money
this motherfucker is travelling with his best friends having the time of his life, and what are you doing?
>>55396828
Please, Mr. Krabs, you got to help me! When they get here tonight, they're going to see I'm just a big phony and a loser!
>>55397021
Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.
>>55395159
It's ok, you don't need to lie about your wealth on a mongolian knitting board
>>55396876
>Rich guys can't be nerds
Nerds are the rich guys of this generation fuckwit.
>>55396896
I am, I gave 50k to charity last year, I think I should kill myself.
And a middle upper means shit, start earning those payments lazy ass.
>>55396929
I have steady income and I enjoy life as it is. When he falls off the hype train and has to walk his ass back home he's going to have to find a job and cut out his shitty music career.
He can have his fun but when it stops, it stops.
>>55397124
This is serious.
>>55397266
Cool. Your mom got the hummer and your dad got the mini
Buy me something too anon
>>55394579
at least i didn't get my career ruined by one single video by the internets busiest music nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXwUeKjG9gI
>>55397321
I know. This really is the world's smallest violin. See?
>>55397370
Did you already have all of these on your computer or are you making these now
>>55397175
>missing the point
>uninstall_life.exe
>>55394579
>man
>>55397370
Mr. Krabs! Please let me run the restaurant for just one night! I really need to impress Squilliam.
>>55397409
Stay forever jeaous my friend
>>55394579
Not making music for a shitty genre aimed at degenerate teenagers going through a teenage crisis, that's for sure.
>>55395159
>>>/a/
Stay there, scum.
>>55397723
kekku
>>55397442
Scrih--- Scray--- Screh--- Squilliam?!? That guy who made millions doing what you wish you could do?
played in a drone band
became a successful music critic through youtube
>>55397792
Don't rub it in.
>>55397723
>posting animu on animu image board
CALL 411
>>55397844
Why didn't you tell me? We'll take him to the cleaners.
My band was signed a few months ago. The album will be out this summer. We're potentially touring with a huge name this winter.
i make music with printer noises in suid afrika
>>55394871
>money=key to life
youre right it doesnt but the dude was responding to having a job or not, and
>job=key to life
isnt the case either
>>55397900
Alright, listen up. Men, Squilliam Fancyson will be here in twenty minutes. Therefore, we need to turn the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible.
cant wait to post this hilarious and epic thread on reddit
>>55398047
>le epic meme
>le leddit
Please go back to where you came from.
>>55397220
You know, I'd be more apt to believe that you enjoy your life if you weren't in this thread throwing a bitchfit about a stupid meme rapper that hardly anyone likes anyway
>>55397356
>implying
that only makes yung lean better
...and now he is 8
>>55398020
Patrick, what are you doing here?
>>55398173
This is great
I'm fucking loving this thread
>>55398173
I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
>>55398208
The Corps? What the... Patrick, this isn't the... oh!
>>55398208
If you post the whole fucking episode were gonna screen cap this thread
>mfw this entire thread
>>55398304
Beggars can't be choosers. Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
>>55398342
you mean like a weanie?
>>55398342
You mean like a weenie? OK! May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...
>>55398368
Alright, I've heard enough. You've got the job.
>>55398418
Mr. Krabs, didn't you once serve on the S.S. Gourmet?
>>55398448
Aye-aye!
>>55398481
Then you'll be our chef.
>>55398524
What can I do?
>>55395362
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55398555
I can't believe I'm saying this, but SpongeBob, you're going to have to be the waiter.
>>55398584
What's that?
>>55398603
It's the guy who goes to tables and takes orders.
>>55398629
Do other restaurants do that?
>>55394579
looks like he'll die by 30 of lung cancer too
>>55398693
wow very real and truthful observation thank u for this nugget of wisdom
>>55398664
Yes, they do that! Now listen, Squilliam is on his way and you have less than twenty minutes to become a fancy waiter, so read this.
>>55398728
google: smoking weed coughing up black
filthy stoner
>>55398766
How To Become a Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes.
>>55398808
Don't worry Squidward, I'll memorize every page, right down to the punctuation marks!
>>55398828
Alright, I've got all the positions filled. I just might pull this off!
>>55398856
Give me that hat! I said give it to me! Are you going to hand it over or not? Don't you back-sass me!
>>55398882
He's just the hat-check guy, nothing essential!
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>>55398913
What happened? What is it?
>>55398808
>Book_Waiter_Patrician_lit
>the fact that someone took the time to do this
>>55394579
he looks like a fembot from /r9k/
>>55398936
Peas! Made 'em the old-fashioned way.
>>55398987
Mr. Krabs, you gotta take them out of the... HOLY FISH PASTE, WHAT IS THAT!!!??
>>55399040
That's the appetizer.
the filenames are making me kek
>A shitty Yung meme bait thread turned into a Spongebob dump
What's going on here?
Yung lean had a psychosis in Miami and is now mentally unstable
posting in an epic thread
>>55399069
But I thought you said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet?
>>55399125
No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the S.S. Gourmet! I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
>>55399125
Did I say that? No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
>>55399157
>mfw no kids shows have this god tier humor anymore
Good thread
>>55398856
>Squidward_Jew_Hand.png
>>55399157
There you are! SpongeBob, you gotta help me! Patrick and Mr. Krabs aren't working out, and Squilliam's almost here, and, and... SpongeBob?
>>55399215
I can't do it. I can't do it, Squidward!
>>55399241
What?
>mfw this is a death grips arg
>>55399268
damn squidward's bout to fuck his shit up ayyy
>>55399268
Every sentence, every paragraph! [slams the book on his face between each word] Spoons! Bread! Salad! Pepper! Don't you understand? My brain is full to bursting! If I have to memorize a single order, I think I'm going to explode!!!
>>55399303
OH NO
>>55399303
SpongeBob, hold on! Let's just take a second here to relax.
>>55399346
Little more.
>>55394579
>being proud of dumbing down western society and catering to the lowest, shitsucking common denominator
pls
>>55399370
Little more.
I ADDED THE FIRST LETTER FROM EVERY POST TOGETHER
IS AT IPOIMSDWAPITBYAMATWIWIDYHDAGHWPMTBBTIWESLL
>>55399431
Good. Now, I want you to empty your mind.
>>55399460
Empty my mind?
EMPTY MY MINDDD?
>>55399491
Empty your mind.
>>55399460
>Squidward_Buddhism_Wise_Words.png
my sides
>>55399516
Empty my mind...
>>55397792
>Krabs_Jew_Hair.png
Top kek
>>55394887
Fuck off you role playing cunt get your screen caps somewhere else faggot
>>55399540
Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. Fine dining and breathing.
>>55399558
>role playing
>>55399597
Just got an order from the boss: Dump everything that isn't about fine dining!
>>55399649
Everything?
>>55399676
Everything!
is this guy posting a full spongebob episode?
>>55399712
Yeah, this is some next level autism.
>>55399712
Yes and it's wonderful
>>55399704
[Everyone starts working on SpongeBoss orders]
>>55399712
Yes, a based anon.
>>55399712
This is what will save /mu/
>>55399764
Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
>>55399712
What does it look like?
>>55399764
Brain_Cells_Working.png
>Not Brain Sponges
>>55399792
You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
>>55399821
One more crap like that and you're out of here!
>>55394579
formed a band and put out two eps before i was 19, started a solo project with some singles and am releasing my first proper album next month
love yung lean, his music and image is great, he seems like a cool dude as well if you watch interviews.
>>55399869
No, please! I have three kids!
>>55399821
Spongebob used to be so fucking dank seasons 1-4
>>55399869
>crap
He says crack. Fucking dropped
>>55399869
>One more crap like that
>crap
>>55399869
>crap
ABANDON THREAD
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>>55399821
fucking yeah it was, I actually feel like going on a spongebob spree now. I'm sure there's a lot of adult jokes that I'll get now.
Fucking autists.
>>55399782
/mu/ is no longer worst board confirmed
>>55399893
How do you feel?
>>55399966
SpongeBob?
>>55399951
/mu/ was never the worst board because /b/ is still around
also quints
>>55399991
nope
>>55399988
This isn't working! I gotta go tell Squilliam I need more time! I'll just go to Squilliam's house and tell him... Squilliam, you're here!
>>55400000
>>55399991
hahaha meant to reply to >>55399995
>>55400020
Hello, Squiddy! We're all ready to be dazzled by your five-star restaurant.
>>55400000
Best post in the thread.
>>55400047
Wait, Squilliam, I've got to explain!
If the fucking Spongebob episode doesn't end in Squidward or Spongebob attemping to get dubs I will be absolutely disappointed
how can one thread be so based
>>55400073
Explain what? That you, Squidward Tentacles, voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, are trying to pass off a lousy burger stand as a five-star... restaurant!?
>>55400120
Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina...
>>55400067
Best thread in board.
>>55400149
Table for Hommina? I can seat you immediately!
Is this part of the ARG?
>>55400212
SpongeBob, how did you do all of this?
>>55400237
It was easy, once I cleared my mind.
>my actual face
>>55400281
But what about Krabs and Patrick?
>>55400304
Taken care of.
>>55400332
WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER
>>55400332
Right this way, please.
>>55400363
Good evening, sir. From our menu tonight, might I recommend the Krabby Newburg? We take the finest cuts of aged, imported kelp, stuff them with herbs from our garden, wrap them in parchment with our award-winning shallot tapenade, slow-roast them for six hours in our wood-fired, clay-filled oven, or kiva, and serve them with a garnish of wilted coral on a mahogany plank.
>>55400000
damn son
>>55400406
Mmm... this is fantastic!
>>55400223
zach here, thanks man
>>55400434
Thank you, sir.
>>55400459
Pinch me, I must be dreaming. OWW!!
Why is this happening? How is this happening?
>>55400493
If you need anything else, just call.
>>55398208
filename
>>55400516
SpongeBob, I can't thank you enough for all you're doing!
>>55400538
Fine dining and breathing are all I know how to do.
>>55400516
>filename
holy fucking lel
postin in ebin thread
historical thread rn guys
>>55400588
It worked. I can't believe it! Squilliam thinks I own a five-star restaurant. Time to rub it in his face.
>>55400406
>Spongebob serving a rich jew
my sides
absolute madman
>>55400634
Go Squiddy!!! :^]
>>55400634
Well, Squilliam, I'm waiting.
is this gonna end soon I'm tired
>>55400634
>Squidward_Smile_Revenge_Against_Dirty_Rival_Jew.png
>>55400663
Haha, oh squidward xD
>>55400663
Alright, I admit it. Everything is fabulous. The food, the atmosphere! Everything's flawless!
>>55400694
Squidward sure showed him!!!!
posting in epic thread
>mfw this started as a yung lean bait thread
>>55400694
In that case, I need you to read this.
ty spongebob anon, you're a real human bean
>>55400748
Flowers are born from shit
EBIN THREAD :-DD
>>55400663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEZpUcw1acQ
>>55400749
What's on the card????????? :OOOOOO
>>55400749
Uhh, Squidward Tentacles...
>>55400765
damn...
>>55400779
......... :oooooooooooo
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>Ebin meme is whole episode
>>55400779
And I need you to wear this.
LE MAYMAY THREAD
Hi mom
>>55400810
DAE #1 SQUID?!??! AMIRITE XD
this is dj nigga please check my mixtape
>>55400810
Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest...
>>55400854
Butt??!??? XD
/mu/ has the dankest memes
>>55400854
...dick
>>55400854
I'm sorry, one more time.
>>55400872
>chorus
>>55400872
Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom... and he does not suck eggs.
>>55400332
straight savage
>>55400920
But he sucks balls!!! xDDDDD LOL
Jk Squidward, love you c: <3
>>55400920
Squidward, I must tell you... Thank you. What really won me over was your brilliant waiter. It's as if all he knows is fine dining...and breathing. I must know your name.
>>55400980
My name?
just wanted to immortalise Morrissey in this thread
>>55401008
Morrissey is a fucking faggot
>>55400998
Yes, your name, son.
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![[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 02 [720p].mkv_20140405_172920.304.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hHGSWdn.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 02 [720p].mkv_20140405_172920.304.jpg")
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>>55401037
Uhh... Beef Wellington?
>>55401047
Infinite Sponge
