ITT: Everyone in class gets to ask my edgy friend a question about his presentation topic/PowerPoint after he's done. What should I ask? He's analyzing noise music and its development with the help of Big Black.
ask if he wants some of your big black
Ask him if he likes Rapeman more than Big Black
>>54628590
What is the best modern noise band and why is it Lightning Bolt?
>>54628590
>conan shirt
Even though this guy sorta looks autistic I want a Conan shirt now
>>54628590
why doesn't he cut his hair
Do you remember if you fucked my girlfriend once?
>>54628590
Ask him why he thought it was a good idea to make a presentation about noise rock. Particularly big black
>>54628590
What does he think of clockcleaner?
Does he realize noise rock is sorta a separate entity to noise?
What does he think of bands that are closer to noise music like white suns?
>>54628590
>noise rock
>conan
he has good taste
>>54628590
ask him how he copes with autism
>>54628590
Ask him what he thinks of the idea that noise is a much more personal form of expressionism compared to melodic music, and why.
Now he's playing the entirety of Kerosene live from London '87
I bet he thought >7 minutes of Big Black would be required to give all the normies ear cancer
>>54628610
Maybe twice?
>>54628629
I guess a pleb would think that
>>54628650
>playing kerosene to normies
Wow this edge
>>54628590
ask him who is the best noise artist and why is it merzbow
Is he aware that Steve Albini is a pedophile?
>>54628651
He read those lyrics out loud not even kidding ayyyyyy
Noise rock and noise aren't the same thing, tell him that.
And tell him he'd play Brainbombs and not Big Black if he was a real nigga.
>>54628679
>babbies first noise
>>54628650
>Not fish fry
Not edge enough
>>54628650
lol what a retard
>>54628688
Holy edge
Still he does realize noise rock is a separate thing from noise right?
>>54628650
Set him on fire.
I hate what the internet (specifically 4chan and RYM) did to underground music scenes.
The kids that would have ended up as video game nerds, weaboos,chronic masturbators and warhammer enthusiasts now like to spread their autistic gospel of so-called "experimental" music.
>>54628590
does he come here?
>>54628699
RLY FKIN LOUD
>>54628711
I'm so beyond 4chan I don't even post here
>>54628699
He also read the lyrics to Jordan, Minnesota and Fists of Love out loud. I could smell the cringe
>>54628711
Ask him about Death Grips.
What the fuck?
And I thought that my presentation about Metallica's career on middle school was autistic.
Ask him why he isn't analyzing noise pop and it's related subgenres like shoegazing and dream pop. Also call him a cuck
This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever been. How can one person be so fucking clueless,
>>54628711
so much this
>>54628711
>projection: the post
>>54628725
>>54628727
I only come here to cringe at you guys. It's basically the same reason someone would visit a gore site.
/mu/ was not bad around 2007-2010
>>54628711
>implying autistic kids who spread their autistic gospel of so-called "experimental" music aren't video game nerds, weaboos and chronic masturbators too
u always need hide your power level
>>54628727
>>54628748
raging video game nerds, weaboos, chronic masturbators or warhammer enthusiasts.
>>54628754
Sure, whatever you say.
>>54628759
Rather be a weeb than a normie.
>>54628607
Are there even any other modern noise rock bands?
If so please list them.
>>54628754
>I only come here to cringe at you guys
cringe: the post
>>54628800
Yeah. Look them up on last fm. Noise rock is a pretty mindless genre
Just straight up tell him you're shaming him on an anonymous Malaysian imageboard and see what his reaction is.
>>54628650
STARE AT THE WALLS
STARE AT EACHOTHER
WAIT TILL WE DIE
>>54628650
OP, you do realize you've made yourself a target now right? I'm sure he's autistic enough to come to /mu/, & he's peobably not fucking stupid enough to not figure out the placement of where you're sitting next time class happens.
All i'm saying is i wouldn't be surprised to hear about a death in the news.
>>54628712
No clue to be honest
>>54628871
There's your question. "Do you browse /mu/?"
>>54628870
Nah as long as I don't post this on /r/music it'll be cool
>>54628711
You're 100% on-point.
The amount of embarrassing dweebs who jack themselves off over how far-out their taste in art is because they like Swans(an especially egregious case; just look at the sort of crowd that comes to Swans concerts now) or Merzbow(or in the case of the king goon in the OP, Big Black) while no understanding whatsoever of that art beyond the surface level(not that genuine appreciation and understanding is what these sorts of people are after in the first place; a fashionably "authentic" image is) is truly depressing.
Ask him how he grew such a rad ponytail. Then ask him if he has a tattoo of flames going up his leg.
>>54628887
fucking ask him this
>>54628916
He's too weak spirited for tattoos
>>54628928
Fuck should I? I don't know if I should reveal power level
>>54628711
Absolutely true.
>>54628946
Ya why not, no one's gonna know what you're talking about but him, if he does. There's literally no risk in asking
>>54628946
>reveal le secret le 4chin le club
>>54628870
And what will he do? Pout violently at him and tell him to stop the bullying?
I wish I had been that edgy in high school. The thing about being old and liking music is you can't even share it with anyone (even to annoy them). Nobody cares.
>>54628748
>>54628727
Projecting doesn't mean what you think it does.
Ask him if he feels like a joke for thinking Big Black is noise music when in actuality it has its roots in punk and industrial.
>>54628989
I think you're projecting, anon
>>54629005
kek
>>54629005
Do you know where noise came from?
>>54629005
You sound just as fucking clueless as he does, fyi
>>54629020
Dadism/20th century classical
>>54629044
fyi, for your information, fyi is a real dum thing to says. just for your information so you are informed, fyi
>mfw the teach had everyone do a presentation on their favourite song/band in high school
I was so glad they didn't have time for everyone in the end
>>54629020
Futurism
>>54629055
Just shut up
>>54629064
We did this shit too.
I did Jimi Hendrix.
>>54629020
>Do you know where noise came from?
Your room, every time you listen to your favourite album
Pic related is OP, doing his Death grips presentation. He thought it was a good idea to play Klink infront of the normies.
>>54629064
Yeah mine too. I got to do Boyd Rice.
>>54629101
I fucking hate /mu/tants
Is this in highschool or college OP?
>>54629101
>play Klink infront of the normies.
That's the one thing I agree with him with, I think klink is one of the more accessible songs.
Not really sure I'd classify DG as noise rock tho
>>54629101
I'm so glad Deathgrips didn't come out ten years earlier, otherwise my highschool life would have been even more fucked than it was
>>54629172
Jenny Death is pretty much noise rock on the guitar driven tracks.
>>54629164
Same, this new generation of post-Death Grips kids are the absolute worst this forum has ever seen.
>>54629209
>this forum
>>54629064
We're doing this too
I chose John Frusciante
>>54629064
>tfw did The Beach Boys
>the teacher fucking loved The Beach Boys
>she gives me an A and a BJ
Shit was cash as fuck
>>54629077
l m a o
>>54629242
>>she gives me an A and a BJ
Did she go to prison afterwards?
>>54629172
How is Klink accessible? It is literally Ride making monkey noises
Fever is way more accessible, it has a much softer start and it has a much simpler rhythm also really catchy.
Or hell, any other song from Money store, like Get got or even Hustle Bones. The videoclip of the latter actually summarizes Deathgrips pretty well too.
Klink is like one of the inaccessible songs if anything
>>54628989
projection.......projection don't mean a thiing
>>54629251
>>54629242
>she
Fuck off
>>54629064
Coming from a non-english country, we had smth like that in an english specialty class.
We had to make listen and present an "engaged song"
>muh bloody sunday
>muh beds are burning
>every cliche song went through it
I went with Rise Against's Hero of War.
>>54629101
WHAT THE FUCK
>>54629254
After listening to it again I reckon I misconstrued being one of my fav dg songs with being successful. Although the beat does have a groove that you can get into and it does sample a popular song, so that would make it more accessible.
Either way I think playing any dg song for your class is an unexplored realm of bad decisions.
>>54629299
>being successful
being accessible.
Friend of OP who attends another school here. What OP isn't telling you is that he's doing his own presentation on Death Grips.
Mememusic 101
>>54629346
>noise rock is meme music
Kill yourself
>>54629361
Life is a meme, bro. Get with the times.
>>54628800
Yeah there's tons, heard of Metz? They've gotten quite a bit of attention lately.
>>54629346
oh look its another member of the experimental rap group The Death Trips :^)
>>54629101
This is getting funny.
>>54628711
This would have happened even without 4chan. Every generation sees young people trying to find "strong", "powerful", maybe provocative music they can think they relate to — and it's all too easy with the internet to find just that.
>>54628727
>>54628748
Nah.
>>54629101
ayy lmao
>>54629514
>This would have happened even without 4chan.
I think it's really more pathetic worrying about neckbeards liking what he likes.
>kerosene
>ear cancer
>>54628692
But brainbombs aren't that great. I understand the appeal, but the execution always turned me off. Dunno maybe I should delve deeper into brainbombs
>>54629896
nice /b/ reaction image
So is your friendship ruined?
>>54629101
clearly an empty classroom.. psychopaths, I'd say go do something else but yall would prolly wanna shoot up a school, huh?
>>54629101
>using youtube
not superior flac
>>54628607
Aids wolf you fucking pleb.
>>54628727
Can you not shitpost in every fucking thread today?
>>54628754
Hey mr patrician, there are people exactly like you who think 'oh I'm so distant from this site I'm just going on it for cringe' that they're just as attached as the ones who like it. At least try and make it better you dingdong by contributing something other than 2/10 posts like that
