You have 10 seconds to name a good buff musician.
(Protip: You can't, because every hour a guy spends lifting weights is an hour he doesn't spend practicing his instrument.)
Jonh Pretucii of Dream Theater is a heck of player even if his compositions are only technically complex
>>53914776
and i'd also say the big man from dillenger escape plan is okay too
>>53914740
Danzig.
>>53914817
>tfw he's 5'4"
/thread
>>53914740
You have 10 seconds to name a good musician who browses 4chan.
(Protip: You can't, because every hour a guy spends shitposting is an hour he doesn't spend practicing his instrument.)
chuck schuldiner
peetah steel
>>53914849
Nathan Xplosion?
It's mostly because musicians are beta faggots when they begin and even though some get alpha when they gain fame they don't need muscles at that point anyways because they're already slaying their fans' pussies.
>>53914740
Dr. Dre
That thin layer of fat is covering some incredible muscles
>>53914740
JImmy Chamberlin
>>53914858
Kanye West
>>53914740
Tempa. Fucking. T.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb5cVfZbwEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu8jIWIb65c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6LPmcrl460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Uwu5GR3eI
Pre the Baitness.
>>53914968
Source?
>>53914740
Peter Steele
Don't have a pic as I don't have any pictures of Peter Steele flexing or shit because I'm not gay.
>>53915103
>>53915175
>being this insecure
>>53915184
kek
>>53914740
>(Protip: You can't, because every hour a guy spends lifting weights is an hour he doesn't spend practicing scales in his parents' basement and complaining about successful musicians who "can't even play".)
>>53914793
Okay? Try the greatest frontman active today.
lifting weights is gay
>>53914863
Peter Steele. Nathan is designed after Corpsegrinder Fisher.
>>53915606
lol
>>53915636
Confirmed for never seeing TDEP live
>>53915175
kek, but they all look the same
>>53914976
he's shitty, but fucking hell he is a unit
>>53915767
I swear he's not even human, like holy shit.
>Implying Hot Animal Machine and Drive by Shooting aren't godly releases and on par with anything Black Flag ever put out
>>53914913
That Shawn Lane?
>>53914976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mcGJA7-HeM
JME and Lethal Biz too.
>>53915964
>Implying Greg Ginn could ever make something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvTFmIlGyZs
Not that Ginn isn't an amazing guitar player, lyricist and overall musician but fuck...
>>53915998
Poison Idea and the late Pig Champion
>>53916027
They're both alright but Tempz is on another fucking level
Colin Stetson is pretty beefy
Rollins is such a self-absorbed cunt holy shit
>>53914849
I didn't know Tommy Wiseau had a band.
Trent Reznor post 2004
DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH
>>53917846
heard it was the steroids.
>>53915612
This
>>53915612
says every jealous weakling ever
>>53918713
*tips fedora*
muscles are a meme
>>53917846
That lamp design gives me an eyegasm.
>>53918741
you are by far the biggest meme ive ever encountered. and I met bad luck brian ;^)
>>53918787
go work on your meme muscles
>>53914849
Pete Steele was a centerfold for PlayGirl once
>>53914740
Uh Ohhhh
U forgot about The Flashbulb
>>53918834
your mom worked on my meme muscle last night
Dre
