What is the worst music-related opinion you've ever heard from someone?
music is good
Kanye West is a genius.
_____ is objectively the most ________ _______ since _________
>Radiohead makes good music
>TBK/RTJ2/syro are AOTY!
>Aphex twin > Autechre
>The quality doesn't matter, only the headphones
>>52904725
Not an opinion, but in high school (circa 2003) a friend of mine tried to impress everyone at her DANCE PARTY and started playing CAT POWER for everyone to DANCE to.
Kanye West is good
Death Grips are good
>Wait so you just listened to music and did nothing else? You're such a tryhard
My friend last night
>>52904725
My one friend who is actually a talented musician and has a good ear for music said this:
"If you can't get your idea across in about 4 or 5 minutes you have no business making music."
Said it in response to all of those 20+ minute songs I listen to.
>>52904805
That's the worst one ITT
>>52904805
hey r u dissing cat power
>>52904853
Butthurt Kanye / Meme Grips fan detected.
>>52904854
It's not that they can't, it's that they choose not too.
Pretty funny statement, it just doesn't work for drone.
Hard to decide because I read lots of horrible ones every time I visit /mu/
>PBVSGR
>4
>lyrics dont matter
I disagree
"I like The Script because they do the rock thing, and a bit of rapping."
>>52904918
>taking the name of an artist
>replacing words with "meme"
nice satire bro
>>52904918
>criticising Kanye West
This is the epitome of flogging a dead horse
>>52905014
This person was in their mid 20's
>>52905004
Go read poetry
Pentatonix are the future of classical music.
>>52904987
This.
What a pleb.
>>52904854
So your friend said something stupid because he's annoyed that all you do is listen to long music. Makes sense to me.
>>52905004
>implying mediocre lyrics can ruin a great song
>Emo is not a genre
>>52905004
>lyrics matter
>>52905047
i read more poetry than you do BITCH
My housemate's girlfriend once said that Linkin Park were the best band ever. I want to kill her quite a lot normally but I wanted to kill her even more in that moment.
>>52905072
How does that make sense?
>>52905115
But they are. Hybrid Theory is easily a 9/10
>>52905086
depends on how clearly they are sung and how high they are in the mix
>>52905115
>wanting to kill someone for having different taste in music
How do you put up with life?
I've got a ton.
I know a 26-year-old guy who:
>loves baby metal and BotDF
>thinks Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time
>thinks Kanye was only good "before he got famous" (which doesn't even make sense unless he's talking about his production for Jay-Z before he went solo)
>loves nightcore or happy hardcore or whatever that sped-up anime shit is called
>says true hip-hop is dead and believes Lorde is the best current "rock" artist
>told me his AOTY 2013 was MMLP2
>loves Marylin Manson
>loves nu-metal
etc.
He's also morbidly obese, never got his driver's license and has been fired from multiple jobs because he can't control his anger (he currently bags groceries at Stop N Shop)
>>52905286
This description sounds too specific for it not to be you
>"Eminem is the most talented rapper of all time"
>>52905286
thats me
>>52905286
The elitism is strong with this one.
>computer music is better than guitar music
>>52905286
The only one that's really that bad is liking nightcore and babymetal/botdf
>>52905402
Ooh that reminds me
>The way the music is produced influences my opinion of it
>>52905286
>says true hip-hop is dead and believes Lorde is the best current "rock" artist
that's objectively true
All art music is classical
>>52904805
a..are you avataring the teacher from daria?
i read it in his fucking voice
>"Music made on computers instead of instruments isn't real music"
>>52905441
>Lorde
>rock
>>52905460
did you see this opinion on /mu/ or was it a professor?
>asian people have souls
>>52905515
Some anon said it
My autism goes way the fuck off when someone refers to a deathcore/trancecore band as screamo or post-hardcore.
>>52905549
to be fair, if you like any of those genres your autism is probably out of control anyway.
>asians are music-related
>>52905575
What is bad about post hardcore?
>>52905583
that's racist as fuck
"Classical music was the pop music of its time"
>"Eminem bridged the gap between races in hip hop"
>play LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends
>"this is weird anon"
>"why do you say that?"
>"cuz i've never heard of it"
>>52905107
fag
>>52905488
define rock
>>52905688
It's just a joke
See >>52905537
>>52905733
>>"this is weird anon"
>>"why do you say that?"
>>"cuz i've never heard of it"
that checks out
>>52905748
yeah, I was the same anon you were poking fun at.
>>52905755
i wish i was joking
Anything involving the phrase "real music"
>>52905866
This
>I enjoy music
literally my face when
>why do you listen to all this slow shit? what's the point? the only good music is stuff that gets me pumped up
In response to saying I liked ambient music
>>52905930
well, why do you?
>>52905951
It sounds good
>>52905951
Because I enjoy music's ability to put me in specific headspaces and create atmosphere and concrete feelings and ideas out of abstract sounds
>>52905747
define Lorde
>>52904725
>It didnt catch my attention right away, so I don't like it
Generation Y in a nutshell
>>52906087
>My generation doesn't appreciate real music like I do!
>>52904766
>>52904833
>>52905488
>>52905688
>>52905733
>>52905755
>>52905866
>>52905899
>>52905549
To be fair, if you think "deathcore" and "trancecore" are real things, you probably have autism.
>Any music with harsh vocals is "screamo" or "death metal"
Upon hearing Fennesz, a french exchange student said "This isn't even music." I never cared for her.
>Why are they just repeating the same thing over and over
I consider myself less autistic than most but this still kills me.
My friend called Loveless unlistenable noise
>I don't like electronic music because it's too repetitive
>listens to verse-chorus-verse-chorus rock
>>52905733
>Eminem bridged the gap between races in hip hop
This is true
>>52906665
Was it a girl?
>post avant jazz-core is better than progressive dreamfunk
>>52906738
nah, and I'm quite surprised considering that he likes Death Grips' noisier songs
>>52906778
this
>>52906087
This is more generation Z, though.
>>52906665
she's more patrician than you
>Hip Hop actually HAS artistic merit!
>SAMPLING IS NOT STEALING!!!! IT'S LE ORIGINAL!!!!
kek couldn't stop laughing after that one
>>52906828
this post is so bad yet so short
Here's a story about the stupidest shit I said.
>Be me at 15 years old
>Some senior girl is listening to something I don't like
>I tell her her taste is shit
>I think it was Lady Gaga
>She replied so what she's decent for a pop artist
>I'm not having any of that shit
>MAXIMUMOVERSPAGHETTI.JPG
>I tell her that saying Lady Gaga isn't as bad as that pile of shit just makes Lady Gaga a smaller pile of shit that maybe smells less bad
>At this point she's disgusted with me
>We argue for a little while until I get fed up
>Tell her she should listen to something good like Tool
>Leave to go read Atlas Shrugged in the stairwell
And that's why I never had friends in highschool.
>>52906946
this post is worse but longer
>>52906828
damn, why you gotta put me down like that
>>52905480
yeah he's got all caps for the twitch and everything
>>52906959
incorrect
>shoegaze is good
>>52906961
i'm sorry but plebs need to know their place in the food chain
>>52906985
this post is better and shorter still
>>52907002
incorrect again
>>52906994
sorry, won't happen again mister patrician
>>52906994
I love how someone who can't even get Loveless has the audacity to act like they know anything about music at all.
Although its prolly bait
>>52907059
sorry but you're a lost cause and even me, the greatest patrician can't help you. You are just doomed for eternal plebness. I'm sorry, but there was nothing I could do.
"If music does not follow a strict set of rules and a order of sorts, then it is not music."
My former highschool music teacher.
>>52904725
>pop music is terrible
>there's no good music these days
>rap is all about sex and drugs
>anything involving the phrase "real music"
also, when people measure how good an artist/band is by how "big" they are
>>52907086
Those who gives undeserved praise to the albums filled with poor compositional and song writing skills will forever be the biggest of the plebs. The king is naked and you plebs can't realize this because your heads is stuck soo far up the asses of p4k, fontano, and scaruffi.
The King is naked, thus spoken the supreme patrician.
>>52906948
The Atlas Shrugged really sealed it off, OP.
>>52905157
>not being so dedicated to music that you wouldn't kill for it
fake fan
>>52907091
then you'll have to go on without me, believe me I've tried to become a patrician but I guess I didn't try hard enough..
>>52907148
Hmm... you're wrong
One of my friends said the only good song on 1989 is Shake it Off.
A few weeks later he thinks Blank Space is also good because it's been played on the radio.
>>52906632
>Show friend "a cool local band i found"
>"This is shit, it's too repetitive"
>tfw it was my music
>some friend going through my ipod
>your music is weird and boring dude
>a minute later
>wait this is pretty funky man, i like it
>go to see what it is
>masketta man´s the fire rises which was under the meme music playlist
>lol Nirvana is the shittiest most overrated rock band of all time Kurt Cobain was such a faggot poser with no talent lol he always wrote the same song and he got famous only because he killed himself.
>Guns N' Roses was way better
>>52907223
That /tv/ album is actually pretty good in all honesty though
Like I was really really surprised
>>52907173
It should be a confronting thought that you're not at the complete bottom.
>>52907179
And you're at the asbolute bottom. sorry amigo.
>>52905019
>Meme Grips
>Meme Demarco
>Modest Meme (Memest Mouse?)
>My Memey Mementine
>Neutral Meme Hotel
>>52907255
The first part is right at least. He and Ian Curtis are famous only because they offed themselves.
>>52907267
>confronting
>>52907267
Incorrect again friend :(
>>52907298
even the supreme patrician makes mistakes. But only when it's 4:19 am.
>>52907279
Memespeed Meme! Meme Memeperor
>>52907296
Yea, it's not like Nevermind was already a best-seller everywhere since 1991
>>52907321
Are you a slav because that would explain your misunderstanding of music
>>52907321
hmm, interesting, it's like 4:26 am where I live too
>>52905115
Linking park has the best discography, objectively better than the Beatles
>>52907367
No i'm from the holy land aka patrician land.
>>52907404
are you from the holy land too?
>>52907501
would it ever be possible for a lowly pleb like me to go on a pilgrimage to the holy land and achieve patricianship?
>>52907279
>Animeme Colective
>Fishmeme
>American Memeball
>Cap'n Meme
>Kendrick Lememe
>Aphex Meme
>King Memeson
>Between The Meme And Me
>Deathmemeness
>Aerial Meme
>The Memecorns
>Slinmeme
>Talk Meme
>Groumeme
>Radiomeme
>>52905747
Spooky guitar noises
>>52907501
>>52907404
ching chong fin-san
>>52907526
hmm... I don't know about that. First i'll ask you a couple of questions to see where you stand in the food chain
who the best guitarist of all time?
what do you think about the beatles?
what do you think about funk?
>>52907501
yes, at least I think so. Has this holy land been under turkish slavery?
>>52904725
Pop music is equal to art music.
Art music is boring and/or outdated.
>>52904854
He most definitely isn't talented or well-versed, then.
Good ideas take time to come to fruition, unsatisfactory ideas can only be spread so thin.
>>52905004
Lyrics don't matter, they are often poorly written poetry.
>>52905460
Classical doesn't exist.
>>52904725
Music requires relateable lyrics, otherwise it's shit.
>>52904725
There was a dude on RYM whose profile literally said "I won't listen to something unless it is critically acclaimed" and then when someone asked him why he said "Because I don't want to be seen liking something that isn't critically good"
And he was fucking serious
brb looking through my history for it.
Everyone knows that bass is the best part of music.
Literally heard this by a 20something girl on the train.
>>52907197
similar feel
>show friend cover i did cuz i felt like it
>"wtf this is so good send me an original"
>send original
>"wtf its so weird why don't you make music like that cover???"
never show him original stuff again
>>52907584
yea in the past. then those turkish got btfo'd by british plebs and then the birtish plebs got btfo'd by holocaust guilt so it's the land of the patricians now.
>>52904820
>death grips are good
>are
learn ur grammar u dummy.
>>52907577
not really
try vodka ak-47 suka
>>52907660
then I guess I'm not in your patrician land, the turks in our lands were btfo'd by the russians
>>52907579
daron malakian from system of a down
they're blatant homosexuals, and i'm not about that
can't stand it, same with jazz and classical
so, do i pass? will i ascend to patrician status?
>>52904725
I don't listen to (genre) but (artist, album, or song) is the best ever.
>>52907764
I'm sorry but you completely failed your test. You are currently placed at number 7842364238423874623840 of the food chain which is lower than 96% of existing creatures. Any tries from your side to enter the holy land aka patrician land will get denied by the gates of patrician land. You are also doomed to eternal plebness.
Yours truly, the supreme patrician.
>>52907603
>classical doesn't exist
wrong, classical is a tradition not a genre but it exists
Someone told me Death Grips sounds like wannabe country. I don't even care for Death Grips that much, but that's just retarded.
>>52907945
Nope, it's a catch-all term first defined by a grouchy journalist, and later perpetuated by society.
I doubt you even know a genre of art music.
>I run an Animal Collective fan blog
>>52907990
classical is a period you retard
>>52908012
No it's not, do you truly believe it was defined as such at the time?
Of course not, some moron had to come around and spark the flame that discredits the name of art music
>>52908061
People don't often name the periods they live in.
>>52905717
not an opinion just an untrue fact
>>52906087
kids these days am i right!!
>>52907148
>thus spoken
>>52907223
>under the meme music playlist
i lost it
>>52908086
Because periods are meaningless
ok it's 5:00 in the morning it's time for the supreme patrician to go to bed. goodnight plebs.
>>52907642
Just because you're unfunky doesn't mean you have to look down on people who are funky.
>>52906048
Sound is concrete anon
>>52907990
and now perpetuated by most composers and scholars that follow the western classical music tradition. Once enough people use a term it becomes real.
>I doubt you even know a genre of art music.
enlighten me
That noise isn't music
>>52908143
Truly lowly music.
>>52908170
It's perpetuated because music discussion and analysis is dead in the 20th and 21st century.
>enlighten me
No, no. First you must entertain me.
>>52908240
>>52908240
nah it's definitely high music bro
>>52908240
lol to think that i was expecting to actually have a serious discussion about this
goodnight anon
>Slavs are white
>Americans are white
>Swedes are better than Norwegians
>>52907329
I laughed
>>52908304
dank
>>52908321
Nope. Lowly, decedent, and gimmicky.
>>52908325
A serious discussion from a man, or rather a boy, who truly believes the words of a journalist may dictate art?
>>52907528
>Not Between the Buried and Meme
You fucked up.
