You have 10 seconds to name a non-instrumental album that doesn't contain a single lyric about love or sex in any of its songs. Go.
At least, I don't think it does.
anything by ex-girl
>>52853125
Catacombs - In the depths of r'lyeh
>>52853125
Not that I can recall. I might just be dumb though.
>>52853281
>moonchild
>>52853219
You serious? He says "you fucked an old hag" in Pigs.
>>52853219
This was the first one on my mind as well.
>>52853147
Just finished listening. i don't remember anything about love or sex or anything really.
>>52853294
No, Roger says you, fucked up old hag
>>52853292
>explicitly about love/sex
Alternatively,
>I try to forget that song on the album
>>52853125
Leviathan
that one faceless album
anal cunt albums
>>52853294
That isn't meant in a sexual context though.
>'cause i gotta golden ticket
>>52853147
>oh yea
Sound of silver
I found one
Gary Numan's shit m8
KANYE WEST
Novit Enim Dominus Qui Sunt Eius
Nile - Annihilation of The Wicked
Does anyone remember if Yes' Fragile has sexual lyrics? I think you could make a case for romantic somewhere in there, at lest.
>>52853431
>icthyphallic music
>>52853444
>I will remember you
>your silhouette will charge the view
>of distant atmosPHEEEEEEEREEE
Pretty lewd.
>>52853463
doesn't mean there's lyrics about sex or love on it. Maybe on Ithyphallic, but not AOTW
>>52853406
is shit
That's easy, now name an album by a woman who doesn't.
Meredith Monk - Dolmen Music is the only one i can think of.
>>52853125
Love for Jesus isn't real love, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvm8UT3j4Uo
the album is also called loveless
>>52853488
>her booty so big, it changes the view of an entire biosphere
dayum son
As far as I'm aware, there's so many lyrics they might have slipped one in (pun intended)
I'm sorry and I miss you doesn't count, does it?
>>52853596
washer is a breakup song gone bad and breadcrumb trail is probably a metaphor for sex or at the very least a relationship
>>52853596
Nosferatu Man and Washer are about love
>>52853535
This only proves /mu/ doesn't listen to its meme albums.
>>52853603
>Some Things We Do
>>52853169
THEY GOT YOUR WIFE NAKED BARE IN THE SUBWAY, FOR SOME THUG PLAYl
>>52853647
I fucking hate how loveless is a meme album
>>52853603
>>52853656
Oh shit, that's the Oxygen EP. My bad.
>>52853596
>They started being seen,
>Exchanging tokens of affection.
>And there were rumors that they were,
>Engaging in...
>>52853637
>>52853639
>Washer's first line is 'goodnight my love'
Oh yeah haha
>>52853596
Haha, what?
Isn't Breadcrumb Trail the best song about falling in love?
>>52853374
a couple of the songs on that album are about a a breakup, right?
>>52853535
only shallow is literally about sex
like, the lyrics describe it
dude
>>52853830
not sure if this is a joke but
>Sometimes you wanna fuck somebody up
>sometimes you just wanna FUUUUUUCK!
>>52853831
kek
>>52853830
I like you.
First one that came to mind, but this could be wrong.
Find a love/sex reference. I dare you.
>>52853125
God knows what they're about, but I think it belongs here.
is killing whales sex?
No sex, only weed and witchcraft
>>52853219
wasn't pigs on the wing remotely about love or sth?
>>52854075
Goin Blind (to a degree)
also
>implying 'Heavy Betty big bone
Little kitty fig bomb' is not sexual
It's actually one of the reasons that make this album perfect.
>>52853125
Took me 3.4 seconds OP, impressed?
>>52853962
>Woman On the Screen:
>I'll open the door
>And I'll stub you
>That will fill your fantasy
>Hey I'll penetrate it
>>52854138
Goin Blind is a cover though
>>52854092
not with that attitude it isn't
>>52854167
don't matter, its on the album and played by the melvins bud ;)
I'll do what you say
As long as you feel
And I can be had
Without sex appeal
>>52854141
Red wine and sleeping pills
Help me get back to your arms
Cheap sex and sad films
Help me get where I belong
>>52854141
Not a direct quote, but the whole hook in Optimistic "Just try the best you can..." is something his wife told him over, and over again, when he had trouble figuring out how to follow up OK Computer.
>>52854203
Fug forgot their early songs had straight lyrics
Let's turn it up a notch then. This one?
>>52854057
>Oh little manchild look at your pants, an accident happens each time we dance
A lot of Merrill's lyrics are metaphors for sex too.
>>52854121
the song itself wasnt about love, but it was made in honor of waters wife at the time
>>52854259
Boris can be read as being about rape.
(it's actually about buzzo's cat)
>>52854240
what a fun fact, thank you anon
>>52854289
>rape
More like generic thuggish behavior, if you want to stretch it that far
Nothing really implies rape there
>>52853125
Hard mode: No extreme metal/punk
>>52854259
on its shoved: 'I'm a leather man' which of course isn't definitively sexual but I choose to interpret it that way. thats about it though, love the gibberish on that album
>>52853994
>>52854036
these don't count as instrumental?
>>52854332
I really don't think it's that much of a stretch to read
>Just lay 'em on and leave the linen tight
>Taken up and take them tall
>Generate, lay them flat like monkey man
>Leave 'em built, right, stand 'em tie them down
>It's like sin
as being a description of a violent sexual assault, or at the very least bondage.
>>52853125
Almost every single death/black metal album
>>52854410
the the orb one has words
>they went on forever
>the
>when I w
>we lived in arizona
NSBM
does love for his country count as love?
>>52854449
I don't really see it
>>52854172
Exactly what I thought of too. Then again I don't know kobaïan so I have no idea.
There might be a lyrics or two about raping society or something.
>>52854519
I know it has words but they're samples
>>52854519
Not about love or sex though. Clouds.
Far as I know.
>>52854410
Machine Gun has lyrics
>DADADADADADADADADADADADADAD
>BPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPB
>>52854659
does that matter? its just recordings of words the artist put on the album
>>52854661
yes
thats the point. we are doing a thread of albums w/ no lyrics about love or sex
Talking Heads only have one love song.
>>52854079
invalid litter dept. is about rape
at least i think not
>>52854735
I know. :^)
gov't plates, i think?
>>52854770
falling into each other like a fever or a daydream
>>52853804
I thought it was about just having sex and leaving someone instead of having a long term relationship
>>52854785
k then so long as were clear
itt people trolling tripsfags
face tat?
>>52854849
who would do such a horrible thing :/
>>52854240
>wife
It was his girl friend who I'm pretty sure he's still with.
>>52853169
Wrong, Del references a girl getting raped in one of the songs
>>52854883
idk, for sure it's not me
Highly doubt love or sex is ever mentioned in this.
Pretty sure there's nothing about love on this one.
>>52854797
There are definitely lyrics about sex. Not so much love though.
>>52853125
I don't think it ever explicitly mentions love or sex
>>52854863
wow, never paid attention to the lyrics, but if its true then the awesomness of this record rises another 100 times
>>52854928
>ALL MY LOVERS WERE THERE WITH MEEEEEEEEEE
>>52854952
yeah but that's just people on rapgenius reaching really hard
that's why i adore death metal so much
none of this plebeian relationship nonsense
>>52855018
Pretty sure that's a reference to dying.
>>52854928
>Knives Out
>Like Spinning Plates
>Morning Bell
>not about broken relationships
>>52855074
>>52854770
>Kiss me you're beautiful, these are truly the last days
>>52854927
>go on darklyrics and ctrl+f sex and love
>0 results
>ctrl+f death
>32 found
>>52855081
.....This HAS to be a joke.
>Knives Out
>If you'd been a dog
They would've drowned you at birth
>Like Spinning Plates
While you make pretty speeches
I'm being cut to shreds
You feed me to the lions
A delicate balance
>Morning Bell
You can keep the furniture
A bump on the head
Howling down the chimney
Release me
Release me
Please
Release me
Release me
Just because the songs say "You" in them doesn't make them about love or relationships.
>>52855209
morning bell is about divorce, not sure if it counts
>>52854019
Second line of Which Will?
>Which will you love?
>>52853535
what?
80% of my bloody valentine lyrics are about sex.
That includes that album.
But you know that
>>52855229
That makes sense. And it counts.
I guess I was wrong.
Still, Like Spinning Plates? That's clearly about the government.
Literally every song on the album has more to do with relationships.
>>52854998
the only one that's even close is seond life, and it's more just about a girl than about sex or love.
>>52855209
>Knives Out original lyric sheet
i want you to know.
you have a beautiful smile.
i want you to know.
he needs his eyes.
i was so angry.
i couldn't let him leave me.
and not come back.
i didnt want to.
is that why you killed him?
won't be long now.
he's cold. freezing.
doesn't need clothes.
i used to have a hole right through me.
i want you to know.
he's not coming back.
i won't forget.
if you'd been a dog.
they would have drowned you at birth.
look into my eyes.
its the only way you'll know i'm telling the truth.
i wont let them touch you.
i won't let them near you.
i won't let you come to any harm.
>Morning Bell
Divorce 100%
>Like Spinning Plates
ok, you can have a matter of doubt there
This
>>52855395
Also this, I believe
>>52854960
Guy saves he loves his brother in Blue Ridge Mountains /:
>>52853125
>realisic
>have an realistic heart instead of an realistic brain
>>52853125
>not include, from the past 5 years as an limiting thing
>>52855466
Oh i guess i was thinking more of a relationship between a man and a woman. not brotherly.
>>52854119
tru
>>52854377
>explicitly says RAAAAARRRUHGGGHH
>not about love
I think this one counts
>>52855574
I get you it's just the first thing that came to my mind lol
>>52855395
>>52855436
All of their albums could fit in that if it wasn't just for Adieu on Take To The Skies and Constellations on A Flash Flood Of Colour (not totally sure this last one is about love, tho)
No sex, no love, only hell.
>>52853125
It's all about dinosaurs!
>>52854033
This one , Master Of Reality too ,
>>52855359
Yes, but they sing about loving syd
>>52855936
>Fell in Love (At the Water)
tfw even prehistoric creatures got more action than you
>>52855359
>two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl
>>52856188
>friendship
>>52856224
Fishes only fuck
>>52856269
>fish
>>52856302
Duh theyre in a fishbowl retard what do you think they are, horse?
That was incredibly easy.
>>52856318
>duh
>>52854156
Japs are a funny people. they are.
>>52854891
rape is not sex or love you dumbass
>>52855359
It is about the bands love for Syd , maybe not a man to woman love but still counts i think
>>52856188
>>52856269
>>52856318
>that one guy
>>52856360
>quoted two different people
>>52856341
>rape is not sex
>>52854033
fairies wear boots
>>52854092
>Whale clearly making an O-face on the cover
>>52856341
>rape is not sex
You serious?
I really appreciate that Metal isn't devoid of such themes but ins't so quick to use them as a crutch.
Literally every Burzum album.
>>52853219
>>52857076
doesn't count. nobody knows what the hell he's talking about 90% of the time.
>>52857076
Pretty sure love is at least mentioned on Gopher Guts
It's all about birds nigga
>>52853125
>>52855074
nice you beta virgin faggot
>>52857460
actually i'm zen buddhist
Nick's lyrics were really abstract, so you might interpret some songs to be about a love.
I think Dylan's Highway 61 Revisited applies too. But I haven't heard that record in a while so im probably wrong.
>>52856300
lmao out
>>52853125
>>52853125
The entirety of metal, progressive rock, and punk music.