>finally convince hot girl from my class to come over to my house
>we are both sitting on the floor in my room and I take it upon myself to put on some music
>decide on Nevermind (she only listens to pop stuff, probably not even full albums)
>half way through Smells Like Teen Spirit she says "this sounds like the type of music my dad would listen to"
>my fucking face when
Lol
Guess you didnt get laid huh nigga
Lol.. nigga
She's right. Nirvana's dadrock.
>2015
>listening to Smells Like Meme Spirit
Nirvana confirmed for dadrock
>>52690837
Its a good song but yeah shes right
Protip: its over 20 years old
>>52690837
>not putting up some sweet poppunk like The story so far
The album is 23+ years old. Your dad was probably your age now when that album came out. Sounds like you're a lil salty she called your pretentious ass out and you didn't get no nookie faggot
there is no way a girl would not know Teen SPirit
>>52690837
what usually works for me is putting something really weird on. either for joking, or for the sake of conversation. dumbest thing you can do is to decide on something uninteresting.
>my shit taste backfired
>>52690837
you just got meme'd on OP
>Gets girl into room alone
>Puts on fucking Nirvana
Nothing makes a girl want to fuck more than the sound of commercialized teen angst.
>not putting on Outcesticide
>>52690969
>playing Nevermind is somehow pretentious
>>52691002
OP is obviously underage
she's right, classic rock stations now play Nirvana
>>52691666
ayy
bon iver and andrew bird you're welcome op
>>52690837
that's fucking hilarious
>then call me daddy bitch
Should have put on a Melvins record
>>52690855
Nigger
>>52690837
> girl comes over
> sitting on floor
> putting on music
fuck this is cringe city in here
>>52690837
Sounds like you just got yourself a shit girl, OP.
My experience
>hanging out with hot girl from college
>put on some Nine Inch Nails
>"anon, my parents loved this music"
>sing along to songs and eventually Closer
>fuck her like an animal
Protip: Alcohol.
>>52692597
Woman cannot consent when intoxicated with alcohol. What you did was rape.
>take qt home
>decide to see what she thinks of venetian snares
>put on songs for my cats
>anon I think your speakers are broken
>mfw when they were actually broken and she was right
>>52692641
>go to girls house
>she shows me her room
>asks me to sit down
>no chairs; sat on a rug
>talked till like 2am
>thought this is it, this is the night
>it's bed time
>yes yes
>end up sleep in the fucking bath
>ffs
>wake up
>she's nowhere to be seen next morning
>I set fire to her fucking house
>>52692675
kek'd
>>52692524
Nah, you have to choose the right music and it has to be on vinyl. One time I was with a qt I put on this record and she loved it
>>52691310
Underage people like it too. It's literally entry level for 14 year olds discovering music. Nirvana is right after Beatles and Pink Floyd.
>>52692699
>I set fire to her fucking house
>>52692699
>mfw
>>52692492
earth is the patrician choice
>>52692951
>tfw no Melvins/Earth/Nirvana supergroup
>>52692641
>>52692492
this
>>52690837
You're the pleb for putting on Nirvana, shitlord.
>>52692951
>mfw
>>52692492
bullhead is dat lovemaking music
>qt you like comes to your room
>you both sit on the floor
>this is the chance for you to not be a sperg and put something that fits the mood and probably both of you will enjoy
>the clock is ticking
What do you put on, /mu/?
On a scale from 1 to Smells Like Teen Spirit how fucked are you?
>>52694403
1
i wouldn't be sitting on the floor and i wouldn't be playing music because i'm not a sperglord
if she wants to hear some music i'd play beach house, bitches love beach house
I heard Green Day on classic rock stations nowadays.
You're welcome, OP.
>>52694443
>i wouldn't be sitting on the floor and i wouldn't be playing music
What would you be doing then?
>>52694511
having sex on a bed
>>52690837
>be unifag
>dormmate owns stuff like batman on blueray and wears affliction shirts
>walk into dorm
>he has headphones on and is looking out window so doesn't notice me
>creed - with arms wide open is blaring
>i'm just staring in disbelief as he bobs his head and keeps saying stuff like YES! and GET IT!
>song ends and he holds his arms up and holds them there
>exclaims "that would be awesome"
>mfw he was living vicariously through creed as if he was creed singer at a concert or something
>>52694607
>>he has headphones on and is looking out window so doesn't notice me
>>creed - with arms wide open is blaring
>headphones on
>can tell what the song is
fake
>>52694656
you don't know open headphones are?
also
>blaring
>>52690837
>Nirvana
>Not being Dadrock
That was 20 years ago Anon, its dadrock
>>52694675
>implying a pleb like your dormmate would own open headphones
still don't believe it
>>52694707
not him btw
>>52694707
>skull candy headphones designed specifically for plebs
>doesn't know that even tiny shit earphones can produce enough sound that another person in the room can distinguish the music being played
don't be so stupid
>>52694443
>.5269096
This. Beach House is my go to music when having a girl over. It's accessible but will make you look cool. I've had sex to Bloom so many times I've lost count.
