Describe an album with a quote from It's Always Sunny
>Does your cat make too much noise?
"Oh, I'm sorry! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN! All right, all right, all right! All right."
>how's that ass feeling
>“We can do whatever we want with our kids - and that's what America is all about!”
and
>Tiny Boy
>Little Boy
>Baby Boy
>I need you
>Tiny Boy
>Little Boy
>want to make
>love to you boy
>Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
This would probably be much more fitting for a different album but I can't think of one.
>>52572747
Excellent choice of quote. I feel like that's just a good fit for Michael Gira in general.
>Now block the wind, I'm gonna go roast this bone.
>>52572747
>Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!
Can be replaced with Illinois.
>Nightman, sneaky and mean!
>Spider inside my dreams
>I think I love you
>>52572811
>There is a Spider...spider..spider...
>It's deep in my soul...
>>52572691
>You have to pay the troll toll to get inside the boy's hole
>I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of old photographs. If I'm not in any of 'em and nobody's having sex, I just- I don't care.
>>52572813
>>52572800
Seven Swans fits way better. Theres literally a love song about jesus.
>>52572813
>people yelling over eachother: the show
>not literally 4chan
lmao
>This acid's making me feel like i gotta take a dump
>>52572747
As for the title track
>IT ISN'T OVER TILL I SAY IT'S OVER!
I'm gonna rise up. I'm gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the U.S.A. Gonna climb a mountain. Gonna sew a flag. Gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt. I'm gonna drive a big truck. I'm gonna rule this world. I'm gonna kick some ass. I'm gonna rise up. I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
![Ken+by+Request+Only+x-ray+delta+one+Flickr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KABO9Lf.jpg "Ken+by+Request+Only+x-ray+delta+one+Flickr[1].jpg")
>Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
![Cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i7aldOz.jpg "Cover[1].jpg")
>That's too many black guys dude. The ratio is off. THE RATIO IS OFF!
>>52572913
no, too many jews on it for it to be 4chan
>>52572813
it's actually a pretty clever show
the only problem is that 4channers likely miss the point and think the characters are awesome
>>52573019
that scene was about the wire, which is pretty awesome.
that actor was the boxing instructor from the wire and it's an analogy for the lack of recognition the show got
>there is a spider.... spider... spider
>deep in my soul.... soul... soul...
>>52573104
>lack of recognition
>the wire
really? I always thought it was overhyped as fuck. It's a good series, but only cause the best character ever is on it (based Omar).
>>52573104
Yeah, it was a really well-written episode.
>>52572663
hahahaha
>>52573139
it won 0 rewards, which isn't much for a show that many people consider the greatest of all time
the idea is that mainstream things like the emmys wouldnt ever give a show like the wire an award because it's way too black
>>52572813
you fuck off, you little bitch. you're the one who's angry about a little square on your precious homepage.
Yeah, we both got punked, Frank. We both got punked. These kids these days, I'll tell you what, they're nothing like we used to be back when we were in fraternities. They have no respect for anybody. Okay? They're like-they're like stupid little goddamn savages. I mean, I came in there, right, and I was polite and I was nice to them. I was cordial. And thecharlie, kitten mittens, it's always sunny in philadelphiay completely goddamn disrespected me, little IDIOTS! IDIOTS! I was completely respectful. They're supposed to be my brothers, right? They're my brothers? Nooo, no. That's not fun. What they were doing wasn't fun. They kept zapping us, and zapping us! IDIOTS! SAVAGES! IDIOTS! IDIOTS!
>I'm glad you brought up, Mr. Reynolds. Because science... is a liar sometimes. This... is Aristotle. Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed the Earth was the center of the universe. And everybody believed him because he was so smart until another smartest guy came around. Galileo. And he disproved that theory... making Aristotle and everyone else on Earth look like... A BITCH
>>52573104
Wasn't it about It's Always Sunny itself, which was always passed up for awards taken by the "cooler bar", representing Louie? Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>52573398
Yes it was, but that scene in particular is a reference to The Wire, since Z was an actor in it. The bar (the show) wants to win an award so they don't want it to become too black (like The Wire) because "black bars don't win awards."
The cooler bar is probably Louie or something else on FX (can't remember the name)
>I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash
"Did you fuck my mom?"
>>52573286
haha man I love it :)
>>52572983
l m a o
>>52573471
perfect
>i heard you may be interested in purchasing some nose clams
"We're crab people now. We'll live and die by the crab."
>"I know I come across as super fancy. I'm not."
>We could all be a turtle's dream, in outer space!
>My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You, on the other hand, well, you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never EVER be on that billboard.
>>52574058
The way he suddenly got really angry and called him disgusting had me in tears
>>52572599
TRY KITTEN MITTEJRO.NSKDOP-.WKDOPFM
>>52572813
Hey man
"g" bruh
>It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own.
>"And then naturally we bang."
>Words!
>>52575116
>FILIBUSTER
>"Is...is somebody addicted to crack?!"
>>52572913
>>52573058
these
>>52573058
Charlie is pretty damn awesome though. I also like Mac but in an adorable "aww he's really overcompensating" kinda way.
>WILD CARD!
>THERE IS NO WAY I CAN PICTURE THAT IS A GIRL
>>52572813
>first episode of the show uses the word niggers
>not fit for 4chan
top kek
>>52574353
Jesus Christ, is "g" actually going to be a meme?
>>52573468
The scene is obviously mode a reference to the office, which started off similar to Sunny using actors that look like real people and using low and realistic lighting and utilizing mostly muted colors in the wardrobe. As time went on it began to become more popular, the lighting and makeup was upped in intensity, the show became obnoxiously inundated with forced romantic tension. The bar represents the audience drinking at the sound of a bell, a nice little nod to laugh tracks, but also a dig at the office that consistently got more and more obvious with its broad humor and characters. That's why the manager of the bar is Oscar from the Office. The office won tons of awards and started around the same time as It's always sunny
>>52572927
good one
>>52575701
>Oh, I get it. Cute. You leave this pen here and people are supposed to think, "Wait, that looks like a dick"
>>52573058
Since when did slapstick, over the top humor become "clever"? There is not a single cerebral aspect to the show
>>52575701
>I thought, well, all right, let's go with the dick thing. It's more masculine anyway.
I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A INTO A JELLY.
>Hi. Um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
>>52572599
>Goddammit, Jack Bauer. You really are the man.
>>52573034
it's literally no jews the show
>>52580634
there's an entire episode about a guy being a jew
>>52580585
fucking gold
>>52580494
>I haven't watched it
>"Suicide is badass!"
>>52580666
1 guy 1 episode, if anything the show comes off as anti semitic
>>52580771
>it's literally no jews the show
>literally no jews
>literally
>"I eat stickers all the time, dude"
>>52581056
forgot pic
>>52580727
I've seen every season, your claim that I haven't watched it doesn't attest to its cleverness either. The general formula for an episode of the show is that the group gets invested in what's generally some sort of misunderstanding, they find themselves in some outrageous situation because of the misunderstanding, then they decide that they don't care any more and either resolve to get drunk or find a new topic to obsess with. Not a very clever formula, and the topics addressed aren't approached in a very deep or innovative way
>>52580585
Fucking gold
>>52575701
kek
>>52573923
hehe
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?"
>>52580585
yes
"You get dick 'cause you're a follower and a thief!"
>>52583719
>I'm not going to lie, his use of black-face I found a bit regrettable
I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard. And your finest jelly beans, raw.
>>52580585
best post in the thread
>>52584617
Has anyone ever noticed the selly-ester watts field in this album?
I've been banging the tranny! I didn't want you guys to find out!
>"Trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?"
>>52573382
WAY underrated post
>>52584696
Beach House, Simon and Garfunkel, Todd Rundgren, stuff like that.
>>52584743
>not picking Transgender Dysphoria Blues
specifically Roses
>Why is the government not providing us with health insurance? What is this, some kind of Socialist country or some kind of Communist dictatorship? This is insane! This is un-American!"
Watch your ass new meat!
>Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids
![Swans_-_Cop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/unzC56a.jpg "Swans_-_Cop[1].jpg")
>>52585076
>Yeah, you don't pay a fireman to put out a fire. Or a cop to shoot a guy
Can I stop you guys for one second? What you just described, now that just sounds like we are singing about about the lifestyle of an eagle.
>i start thinking-- ERGGGH IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!
>>52572813
Sunny is the zenith of dark comedy. The most despicable characters ever written, with the richest dialogue since Seinfeld. Nice try though.
Watch the fucking show. It's probably the most redeeming television program in the history of cable.
>>52572796
top kek
>>52573923
retro
i like it
>>52573382
Wasn't this their only decent album?
>>52575701
>Well I don't want to get my dick chopped off and sent to China, Charlie, and I don't want to see you go through that
>>52575701
>you-you tape it back
>>52580666
They burn his bar down, I recall.
>>52581183
>The general formula for an episode of the show is that the group gets invested in what's generally some sort of misunderstanding
sounds like curb.
>Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, okay? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you’re gonna tell her, she’s going to feel sorry for me, we’re going to start dating, and that’s the way the lie works!”
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole
>>52581183
its literally seinfeld on crack dude
>>52587963
Thats the best description of it.
Oh man i love this show
>Oh my God, no one's getting ass raped, Frank! Come on, man!
>GODDAMN
>>52573200
The Emmys don't care about real shit. If there was an awards show that included premium cable programs, then they'd rape the competition every year.
>You gotta pay the troll toll
> A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
>If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?
>>52589352
lol
>>52575407
beat me to it
>>52589352
Made ma laugh
>Lizard, am I standing in poop?
>>52589111
holy fuck i'm dying
>>52580585
damn lol
>Did you write a love letter to Chase Utley?
>In a lot of ways, yes, I do love him, but that is not a love letter in the way that you're thinking of! Okay? There's nothing sexual or...
>Yeah. We're all in our second
acts don't you see that? And I, for one, I don't
want things to change. I want them to stay the way they were, because my first act was awesome. See, your first act was-was
shit, and that's why you're so desperate for things to be different. But they rarely ever
do get different. If anything God, they get worse.
>>52575701
>Thus demonstrating that I have a monster dong!
>"people don't appreciate their trash frank"
>>52590297
i laughed
>>52572479
It's an Egocentric Hotel that Ramzarek doesn't like.
>>52584636
This is a good one
I'm not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.
>I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia”
>this name keeps coming up over and over again
>Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me
>Pepe Silvia
>Pepe Silvia
>I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia
>So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy!"
>I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands
>Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.”
>So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?!
>There is no Pepe Silvia
>The man does not exist
>So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.”
>There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me
>I got boxes full of Pepe
>Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol!
>>52572813
epic, simply epic my fellow 4channarian
>>52584636
>Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime
>>52573382
>Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter!
>>52584544
is that a blunt nigga
i smoke blunt nigga
>Domino, biatch
>"I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you"
>Yeah, man, if the guy doesn't seem like he's going for it, I'll show him this, uh, big-breasted women chart - and that'll win him over.
>"I'm feeling very very lucky to have my asshole ripped in half like tissue paper by my father and his very good friends."
>They're actors. They're trying to create an illusion. In the Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. You think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole? Tom cruise is a midget, but he plays guys that are normal size in movies.
>>52593176
10/10
![7138uUNwrYL._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ba4xbCa.jpg "7138uUNwrYL._SL1500_[1].jpg")
>I've been meaning to talk to you. I'm starting to have feelings again, like some kind of 14 year old kid. I mean... you remember feelings right?
>What is white trash about that? Don't call me white trash
>the thing is she's not gonna say no, because of the implication.
>>52589111
>it's all hips and nips!
>>52592492
nice music choice, nice quote
>>52593530
>>52593521
>>52593442
>>52593312
>>52593176
>>52593049
>>52592836
>>52592492
>>52592458
>>52590524
>>52590297
>>52590381
>>52589689
>>52589352
>>52589111
>>52589068
>>52587411
>>52587341
I'm laffin, bump for moar
>>52575701
>well I gave him the dick flyer...
>You survived it! You survived the abortion!
>Now its my understanding that there is a WAAARR going on, am I, am I right in that?
>I mean, does my scar look like a dog's >vagina? You know, maybe. I don't know. I'm >not gonna sit here and try and get inside the >mind of a dog. I mean, that's God's work. >Well, not that I believe in God. I don't. Not >since that Chinaman stole my kidney.
probably a different nick cave album that fits this quote better, but fuck it, I'm tired. may this thread never die
>This music sounds like whales raping each other.
on the real tho, good album
>I will eat your babies, bitch!
>Terrible. Take a lap.
>>52594164
>"Start breaking bricks wet nips"
>oh whoops, oooh. i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.
>>52573889
"We need the money to pay our prostitutes. Yeah well we need the money to buy crack"
>>52580585
Fuck. Best.
>Holy shit Deeandra, this is wacky. I want you to go download me a hoagie off the internet.
>>52589352
>I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face when she comes through that door
>You are a whore.
>Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.
>I'm not fat. I'm cultivating mass.
>>52595008
Hoor*
>>52594907
>Basement stuff, cleaning urinals, uh, blood stuff, your basic slimes, your sludges, anything dead, or decay, you know - I'm on it, I'm dealing with it
>This music sounds like whales raping each other.
>Paddy's shotgun, bro. You get blasted in the mouth!
>>52595538
lold irl
>Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!
>>52580494
You're fucking stupid.
>>52589352
Excellent
>>52595868
didnt lol irl
Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol.
>>52572479
>yes, we'd like one crack please
You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.
This music sounds like whales raping each other.
>>52584636
Nice
THIS ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!
Best thread in forever, I'm fucking dying
>>52580666
shut up retard
I'm not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid
>I FORGOT ABOUT OBAMAAAAA!!!
Tiny Boy
Little Boy
Baby Boy
I need you
Tiny Boy
Little Boy
I want to
touch you boy
I need you boy
I'm getting blackout drunk and you're all leaving me alone.
>Help me take these crack rocks out of my ass
>You know, you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!
>Man... I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits, man!.. Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things. But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up!.. That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts... But you... you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son!..
>What is your spaghetti policy?
>>52580585
>>52572604
>>52575246
>>52575407
>>52584449
>>52587341
Underrated posts
>>52599222
kek
>Come on, suck on a lemon
>Well, they are good for scurvy... I'll have a few lemons, but then I'm out of here
>>52581183
Its a dialogue focused sitcom so the formula for situations is very irrelevant. That part is allowed to be formulated. The conversations however are clever and typically pretty fresh up until the last few seasons.
"Eat one of these, you're gonna wanna huff a little glue and drink some beer"
"I have fifty cats howling outside my window because I have ten thousand rats running around my building!"
>>52575701
>>52582443
Holy shit
>>52590381
fucking underrated, man
>What about a nice nursing home? Nursing home?
>Do you have any idea what happens in those places, dude? Why don't I just rape her myself?
>>52572479
>LE POO POO PEE PEE SHOUTING DRUNKENNESS LMAO
>>52572800
>not ITAOTS
"High School Sucks! I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'm gonna find stuff to huff, and I'm gonna get high"
>>52602454
*Tips fedora*
>>52597554
underrated
>>52574695
I love this one, nice job
>Sometimes I just want to drift alone in an ocean of thoughts
>>52594244
ayy lmao
>>52593530
>>52575701
>>52573978
>>52572737
>>52572663
>>52572599
>>52600844
Proof that this is one of the greatest threads in recent memory.
>Cream always rises to the top and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.
>>52572737
Gold
>>52572800
Why not Seven Swans?
>>52602512
fan-fucking-tastic
>>52584636
if this album were a person it would be charlie kelly
>>52602454
>>52581206
Pia Mia is too good for Pia
>OK, OK. First of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested and you guys are going to exploit that for your own personal gain? You assholes are securing your places in hell.
>We've thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice.
>>52599050
fuuuuuuuuuck yooooooouuuu
>Of course, we sing! We're a gang!
>>52603526
>I have a friend, his name is Wendell. He showed me funny movies with funny naked people in them. He gives me juice boxes that make me sleepy
>>52593176
>But she won't say no. Because of the implication.
>Sooo I thought we could celebrate, with some pizza! And soome beer! Ohhh, that's right! I ate all the pizza, and I drank all the beer.
>>52574058
> I do backflips every single day of my life
I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow
>>52604197
it's spelt mangum /s
>"Oh shit, I taped over my Luther Vandross mix!
>>52584636
i was thinking
>PEPE SYLVIA PEPE SYLVIA
>>52599050
>"WHAT'S THE TIME? DIAPER TIME"
>>52603628
holy shit hahahahahaha
>>52604488
underrated fucking post
>>52600844
That quote also works for Kid A
>"I don't need your troooophies or your gold, I just wanna tell you all go fuck yourselves"
>>52606221
10/10
>>52572599
best one
>>52572604
>mfw that's what happened
>>52589773
why do you talk like a faggot
>>52584902
more like
>"How do three men in their thirties not have $800 between them?"
>Laughs are cheap, bro. I'm going for gasps.
>>52608371
Lost it, I forgot about that line.
>I let him have a bite of my hotdog, and he let me use his towel.
>>52604488
fucking kek
>>52604488
top fucking lel
>paddy's have respect. idiots i am legend
>>52611218
KEK
>>52584449
kek, too good
>>52603628
perfect
>Under the boardwalk is a magical place, man. I have a special place in my heart 'cause I had my first kiss down here. Oh, dude, all kinds of romantic shit happens... Oh, God! Two homeless guys banging each other.
>I don't appreciate being paraphrased. Now, I choose my words very deliberately.
>Because it's all about rocking and looking cool and kicking ass.
>Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.
> I mean, there's no bands out there with any musical ability.
> Frank, I like the way you think. You're in the band.
>>52574036
Tokyo Anal Dynamite
>>52611768
>WHO POOPED THE BED?!
>Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch!
>>52611390
>>52611503
effin beautiful
