ITT: We predict the Coachella 2015 lineup.
Dubs adds something to the lineup.
insane clown possy
>>50684847
alex g headlining
Death Grips reunite
Minty9
James Murphy performing only the bell parts and female backing vocals from LCD Soundsystem's greatest hits
Daft Punk :^)
depeche mode
Metallica
Mozart hologram
CHVRCHES
SKY FERRERIIAIA
EDAWARD AND THE MAGNETICS SOMETHINGS
WAVVES
CHANCE THE RAP ARTIST
MAC DEMARCO
Tom York
Bull of Heaven performing "Blurred with Tears and Suffering Beyond Hope."
Merzbow
Sunn O)))
knowing how shit theyve progressively gotten each year
probably taylor swift as the headliner, kanye west, and julian casablancas, then proceed to insert genric frat bro edm like steve aoki, and then some generic "good" hipster edm post-chillwave bullshit like classix and toro y moi peppered about, with a couple of formerly hip and important bands too old to be headlining the event
slint, but only performing Tweez
my alcoholic uncle trying to sing the songs of UNKLE but getting them mixed up with Uncle Cracker
The ghost of Zbigniew Karkowski
Pink Floyd
Radiohead playing Muse songs.
Say Anything
>>50684899
>>50684900
>>50684911
That's three
Morrissey Getting Chemo: Live!
Daft Punk playing lame Disco mashups on launchpads
>>50684933
good choice
An hologram of The beatles
>>50684949
roll
St Vincent's drug induced ramblings over harsh noise
Varg Vikernes doing spoken word
Lolishit (DJ set)
Taylor Swift flicking her clit
We need some sportswave artists like >>50684886
Oh and Midori
>>50684925
>formerly hip and important bands too old to be headlining the event
>>50684933
well that fits the criteria, only pink floyd could headline, and probably will
>>50684925
You suck, man. Jules is the man and Coachella usually has decent headliners.
5 Seconds of Summer reciting post-modern poetry over dark ambient
So far we got
>Daft Punk
>Depeche Mode
>Bull of Heaven
>Pink Floyd
>Lolishit
I'll predict for some Anthony Fantano live reviews
Nardwuar vs Lydia Lunch: The Rematch (cage fight)
>>50684847
interpol will play one of the big saturday night sets
tv on the radio will play a saturday afternoon/evening
julian and the voids will play a sunday afternoon
kanye will go if they can even get him to go
some indie pop rock groups that are actually good like alvvays
maybe tame impala if they come out w something new
flylo will def be there with his new shit album
Full House Cast Reunion
Sun kil moon vs war on drugs part II watch it happen
Pink Floyd reunited with Richard Wright's corpse performing The Endless River
Whirr beating the living shit out of various Pitchfork writers
Sun Kil Moon ft. The War on Drugs
Eddie and The Cruisers
Richard Cheese
GG Allin hologram (with real shit thrown)
>>50685012
i picked legitmately likely headliners according to upcoming albums, hence kanye, taylor and julian
i have no problems with julian, i have a feeling that the reason the strokes suck now is because the rest of the band cant keep up with julians ideas, tyranny showed he has decent shit in him still
its becoming more clear, albert hammond jr is the one holding back the group
>>50685039
youre missing the (at the current time, subject to change week before actual performance) irony lazy rap artist Yung Lean
Nujabes' skeleton
Ho-kago Tea Time
Sun Kil Moon performing his brand new song Meredith Graves: Suck My Cock
John Mellencamp performing War on Drugs covers
>>50685002
heh heh heh
Varg Vikernes LARPing with his kids
Pharrell's hip new Sportswave group: Thursday Night Memeball
>>50685101
I doubt Taylor would perform. She only does really small but expensive "festivals" like iHeart Radio. Though, I do believe she's headlining Rock In Rio USA. So it's a slight possibility.
>>50685161
this whole thread is completely serious business
The War on Drugs performing John Mellencamp and Fleetwood Mac covers
>>50685145
Varg reciting his personal poetry over ancient Norse folk songs interleaved with Hitler speeches.
John Duncan performing "Blind Date" live on stage
My high school Linkin Park AMV
>>50685139
>Sun Kil Moon performing his brand new song Meredith Graves: Suck My Cock
Rolling
Whitehouse performing Anal Cunt covers
>>50685161
coachella is pretty huge now, fucking muse headlined last time and they perform the same kind of shit
Actress mud-wrestling with Oneohtrix Point Never
Madonna feat. Ariel Pink
start of the new tumblr reparations tour
>>50685177
>not varg LARPing on stage and playing tabletop RPGs
well, this is turning out to be the WOAT lineup
also, OP why are you doing a thread like this so late?
Varg, Like The Guy From Burzum, And Also Every Other Member Of The Early Black Metal Scene, Even The Dead Ones, They're All In This Band, I Swear To Fucking God If You Ever See That This Band Is Playing A Live Show, Literally Everyone Involved In Any Form Of Black Metal Before The Year 2000, Living Or Dead, Will Be On Stage, I'm Not Fucking Kidding, Come See Us Live, I Fucking Swear Dude
>>50685222
whoop. somebody's gonna be playing both weekends :^)
>>50685233
disgusting
Perfect Pussy whining about the patriarchy with special guest Grimes
>>50685199
shouldve been Cuck my Sock, just to annoy her
M83 performing nothing but Midnight City for three hours
Burger King presents Grimes's Stinky Breath
slavoj zizek ranting over merzbow and snorting cocaine off trent reznor
>>50685233
can't sleep, thought it'd be fun
dave grohl doing something because /mu/ will hate it
>>50685247
That's a much better title, if dubs it's
>Sun Kil Moon performing his brand new song Meredith Graves: Cuck My Sock
a hologram of nick drake standing ankle-deep in a kiddie pool and laughing
>>50685233
You mother fucker wasting dubs.
Modest Mouse
>>50685260
roll
Zach Hill reading the script for the pilot episode of Cheers in a really scary voice
everybody please stop making sun kil moon jokes
Blur a shit
The Artist Formerly Known as The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die
Kanye Kardashian :>)
>>50685285
No. I'm rolling for this >>50685174
Mark Kozelek performing stand-up comedy
Chris Ott pissing on pictures of Ryan Schreiber while telling the audience that physical media is dead
>>50685306
rerolling
Chance the Hip-hopper
>>50685285
cool band name
>>50685296
The Gay Dude From TWIABP Getting Mad That Someone On What.cd Leaked Their Album The Day Before It Came Out
kanye west performing pulse demon (acapella)
Backstreet Boys reunion
857 guitarists playing Smoke on the Water
Jason Alexander The Great (III)
hologram lou reed
a single joy division shirt just lying on the stage for an hour
mike patton trying his hardest to sound like a dying whale
>>50685341
kek
Weezer (performing Raditude in its entirety with Lil Wayne on guitar)
meghan trainor vs. henry rollins debate
Jason Alexander w/ Sunn O))) AKA Costanza O)))
>>50685386
Rolling
GWAR (Sun Kil Moon cover set)
>>50685399
mozart playing over a screen playing the film Brazil
Chance the Raper
>>50685267
roll
>>50684906
Oh please yes
Tchaikovsky Hologram (DJ set)
Sufjan Stevens' 100 songs of Christmas
>>50685392
rollin'
>>50685355
kek
Alien Sex Fiend (Performing Alien Rap: Songs About Life On The Planet Glumph)
>>50685444
nice
Guitar Center Presents: the Stairway to Heaven Guitar Orchestra (all playing out of sync)
>>50685449
Rolling
>>50685446
reroll
Snoop Dogg (free show)
>>50685449
roll
ur mom lmao get rekt
Pardon The Interruption feat. Chael P. Sonnen
>>50685463
Snoop Dogg vs Iggy Azealea Battle Rap
>>50685466
damn
Killing Joke (Performing Outside the Gate)
Grimeth' mustache
>>50685444
trips should be the new headliner
Bob Dylan farewell show
Steve Jobs Hologram performing Floral Shape in its enterity
>>50685503
please god
R Kelly riding in a helicopter pissing on everyone below
immortal technique feat. the ferguson police force
west african tribal drum groups doing renditions of 90s sitcom theme songs
>>50685515
reroll
Whirr presented by Pitchfork
>>50684907
accurate
>>50685523
roll
Steve Reich performs It's Gonna Rain for an hour
>>50685523
roll
Thom Yorke + Wu Tang
Anonymous User on 4chan Getting Quads
Deakin (solo set)
hologram jeff buckley
>>50685557
that would be fucking akward
>>50685523
reroll
Bill Clinton performing saxophone renditions of Swans songs
>>50684847
Joanna Newsom feat. Literally my cell phone ringing constantly until it's out of battery, closed by a crescendo of a never before played ballad to my cell phones fading ringtone.
Brian Eno sampling various synths
LA Traffic Field Recordings
>>50685574
>>50685267
rolling to replace nick drake hologram with jeff buckley hologram
radiohead
>>50685588
My ringtone is the standard T-mobile ring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiXXOcAvhvU
Roger Waters ranting about the Jews, Israel and David Gilmour for two hours
>>50685598
one off jesus christ
Skillrex
Kanye West (spoken word set)
>>50685587
Bill Clinton performing a musical interpretation on saxophone of the events leading up to and including his impeachment
Roger Waters covering The Endless River with the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra
>>50685599
pfffff
>>50685614
11111111111111111111111111111
Rage Against the ICEE Machine
>>50685636
Rolling
>>50684847
Anthony Fantano getting loudly fucked by mc ride
John Cena headlining
Slight Displeasure Against The Modern Military-Industrial Complex
>>50685633
10/10 would watch while stroking chin in deep thought
Micheal Cera performing every song off of the Juno soundtrack
Randall Keith Orton
Marcel Bravo (Performing slowed down Sigur Rós songs)
>>50685681
Michael Cera + Michael Gira
>>50685588
Awesome.
>>50685633
Even more awesome.
>field recordings of me chewing oatmeal with my mouth open.
the most awesome.
Ezra Koenig making gay-ass noises
Gene Simmons arguing about the state of rock music
John Cena
of Montreal desperately trying to be as gay as possible
Drake Bell
>>50685694
Gira performing "True that" and Cera performing "To be kind"
cm punk
peter sotos- buyers market (the musical)
>>50685665
Anthony Fantano getting loudly fucked by MC Ride and Zach hill while flatlander stares from the bushes
Pepe the frog
>>50685724
roll
>>50685702
So Vampire Weekend live-show?
YA HEY
YA HEY
>>50685341
rollin'
some random crust punk band that was formed 3 hours ago
Drake Bell playing vaporwave on his laptop while crying over his $581,000 debt
Randy Marsh as Lorde
>>50685753
>3 hours ago
Get this dadrock shit outta here.
David Byrne
ON A BIKE
death grips feat kanye west
>>50685757
YA YA YA I AM LORDE
>>50685745
yeah
>>50685755
>>50685766
why are the worst posts ITT getting dubs
>>50685724
rolling
>>50685758
I think you meme'd wrong
>>50685757
rollin
>>50685766
confirmed WOAT
St. Vincent incoherently complaining about her breakup with Carrie Brownstein and having a mental breakdown
Richard D. James smashing laptop after laptop filled with his finest material, culminating in a bonfire of laptops which he dances around ecstatic and naked
>>50685755
rollin' >>50685557
Steve Albini producing an album live
Swans doing Elvis Presley covers
Fantano after each set reviewing trackz.
The concession stand guy playing improve sax solos
>>50685800
>>50684847
Trick Daddy
U2 and Green Day together
>>50685833
you blew it
Your favorite artist performing songs about you :)
Bane (Performing his biggest hits)
>>50685783
Rolling for this
>>50685888
MAKE IT SO
>>50685854
rerolling
Anonymous And His Band
>>50685880
Bane covering Music for Airports in it's entirety
Lady Gaga playing with Babymetal.
the meme friends
CIA (Performing Songs for Aircrafts)
Big Guy performing Songs about CIA
fantano on the sidelines at every show doing play-by-play
Cal Chuchesta DJset
>>50685923
rolling
Where'd OP go?
Smash Mouth with special guests Guy Fieri and a life-size replica of Shrek
>>50685948
seepin maybe
the knife feat. varg
>>50685854
rollan
>>50685951
roll for smash mouth
Steve Reich performing 4'33''
>>50685951
roll
Varg Vikernes doing a Def Jam Comedy-esque stand up routine
Chris Jericho's band Fozzy!
>>50685174
Rolling
>>50684847
ariana grande
>>50685854
>>50685977
So everyone's favorite artists gets songs about them? Neat.
rolling for Swans & Merzbow covering MBDTF
>>50685222
lolol
Vince McMahon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrWOI9Is5hY
Pussy Riot anti-Putin demonstration
My dad's going to play Green Day covers this Coachella. Trust me I work for my dad.
>>50686129
Featuring Meredith Graves and Grimes
Vanilla Ice doing a dramatic musical reenactement of The Dark Knight Rises with special guest Jorge Costanzanero
>>50685314
this
Also features him making one of his videos live
Avey Tare throwing a rock against a slab of concrete for two hours straight while Panda Bear beat boxes the percussion in STGSTV backwards
