ITT: We find albums by anons describing an album they want to hear using something non-musical
Example: What's an album that sounds like someone having a caffeine overdose?
Songs about My Cats
By- by Bygones
What if I were to say that I'm looking for an album that will make me want to beat up a prostitute in the friendliest way possible?
>>50233660
pic related and >>50233694 are probably the best solutions
What's an album that sounds like realizing your going the wrong way down a one way street while driving drunk?
>>50233722
Album contains: Aliens, Conspiracies and more Conspiracies
>>50233660
Albums that sound like they would taste like grape jello if they were food
What's an album that sounds like a person doing heroin all throughout?
>>50233799
Salad Days
>>50233804
Stooges s/t
>>50233799
Purity Ring-Shrines
Macintosh Plus-Floral Shoppe
>>50233804
Eyehategod-Southern Discomfort
Alice in Chains-Dirt
>>50233804
bitches brew
whats an album that sounds like human consciousness being digitized?
>>50233959
Kid A
>>50233804
Smile From the Streets You Hold
>>50233959
anything from Sunn O)))
>>50233959
MIMEO - Lifting Concrete Lightly
Album that tells a story like Shakespeare?
An album that sounds like tripping on a combination of DMT and salvia.
hard mode: no FlyLo
>>50233804
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space is the quintessential junkie's album
>>50233959
R+7.
Album is like sweating until you melt
>>50234014
Prince Among Thieves lel
>>50233797
Alien Rap :^)
In all seriousness, try The War of the Worlds by Jeff Wayne, based on the radio play.
What's an album that sounds like New York?
>>50233959
Every Kraftwerk album ever.
I want an album that's the equivalent of having an acid trip while joy-ride speeding on a highway, only to crash at the end and die a horrible burning flamey death while high.
>>50234170
F A ∞
>>50234058
sweating in purgatory
>>50234170
Suicide - Suicide
>>50234170
Lightning Bolt - Wonderful Rainbow
>>50234001
>3x CD electronic free improvisation
>peter rehberg on computer
>keith rowe on guitar
why haven't i listened to this already
Sitting in your house alone and silent, with the only thing audible is the lawn mowers outside,some birds chirping, the wind, and airplanes.
>>50234014
protomen act I and II
>>50234297
Just listen to field recordings like a normal person
what's one to listen to while resting in a car?
>>50233797
anything by muse
>Veldt to scrub to fields to farms to these first tumbling houses that rise from the earth. It has been night for a long time. The hovels that encrust the river's edge have grown like mushrooms around me in the dark.
>We rock. We pitch in a deep current.
>Behind me the man tugs uneasily at his rudder and the barge corrects. Light lurches as the lantern swings. The man is afraid of me. I lean out from the prow of the small vessel across the darkly moving water.
>Over the engine's oily rumble and the caresses of the river small sounds, house sounds, are building. Timbers whisper and the wind strokes thatch, walls settle and floors shift to fill space; the tens of houses have become hundreds, thousands; they spread backwards from the banks and shed light from all across the pain.
>They surround me. They are growing. They are taller and fatter and noisier, their roofs are slate, their walls are strong brick.
&c.
Recommend me something that fits this feeling.
Looking for my air conditioner just broke and I really have to pee
Surprise me
You choose the question AND the answer
>>50233959
Ryoji Ikeda - Dataplex
>>50233660
Hella - Hold Your Horse Is
>>50234335
what field recordings do you prefer?
I love watching Les Stroud - Survivor man on TV, also mythbusters. I have some nostalgia for doing that on weekends.
I need THAT feel
>>50234392
guise srsly
>>50234123
No New York for the artsy fartsy experimentalist side of NY
Fear-The Record or any of Agnostic Front's early stuff for the tough beer drinking shithead scumbag side
An album that sounds like you are going on skydive alone but your parachute doesn't deploy, so you have roughly 3 minutes to contemplate if you made all the right choices in life.
Cogent disconnection and barrenness like that if Synecdoche, New York
>>50233797
>>50234720
Not so much the latter, but if you want to a transcendent feeling of falling through clouds while falling to your death, try Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
Album to listen to when you feel like your face is melting off
Looking for an album that sounds like the family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre decided to start up a crazy, spooky punk band.
>>50234720
Child of Lov - Child of Lov
>>50234392
Bleached - Ride Your Heart
>>50233759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo
What's an album that sounds like End of Evangelion?
>>50234656
I am definitely not the right person to ask.
I'd just go look for field recordings without birds. I hate birds.
>>50233797
Have I got something special for you.
Presage - Outer Perimeter
>Instrumental hip hop, contains dozens of samples of conspiracy theorists and religious nuts ranting, music to be paranoid by
http://www.mediafire.com/download/7mdmbu0cdmx/Presage-Outer+Perimeter+%281998%29.PoisonousParagraphs.zip
I want an album that sounds like a 12 year old making an awful camcorder Let's Play of Sonic Adventure 2.
An album that's like sitting in jury duty or reading the dictionary.
What's an album that sounds like tectonic plates moving?
I want a genre that works like this.
imagine shoegaze
now imagine someone say he will make a zombie game where you try to survive in a city, you can enter buildings, drive cars, eat, use bikes, get weapons, some mix or gta, arma 2 with de detail found on shenmue game buildings and cities.
now imagine the company say will make this game but ends making a game like left4dead.
I want shoegaze that would be the first zombie game and not left4dead
>>50233797
Ministry
Muse
>>50233959
Fear factory - Demanufacture.
Godflesh - Streetcleaner
>>50234879
Hi How Are You
>>50233660
Death Grips - Niggas on The Moon
>>50234890
Earth 2
>>50234900
So you want fuzzy meal?
>>50234879
Crazy Frog - Crazy Hits, Darude - Before the Storm
>>50234975
This is exactly what I wanted.
An album that sounds like ego death.
An album that sounds like a cold crispy afternoon in the fall with a hint of nostalgia
I need an album that sounds like going down a slip n slide made of hot fondue
I would love something that is sunn o))) but instead of slow its really fast
>>50235127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M2V7mzSKws
>>50233660
what is an album that makes me want to drink some warm tea
>realising she will never notice you
>realising you will have to get over her
>knowing that you will get over her, but it still hurts in the present
>>50234816
Not punk, but anything by Caroliner fits your description.
>>50235073
Elliot Smith - Either/Or
Scout Niblett - Sweet Heart Fever
Somebody help this guy: >>50234816
An album that sounds like an amusement park at dusk
please guys you don't know how much I need this
What's an album for when you are taking a shit
I want an album where I feel like I'm floating on a cloud over the ocean, and the cloud is a memory foam mattress made of feels
>>50233797
Every Goa Trance album.
>>50235228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSRcQ6eV10Q
Maybe this.
>>50235150
Dude, thank you so much, this is righteous.
Also, Ty Segall's Sleeper got me through your feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXzOz-cNpds
Can I get an album that's cynical about romantic intimacy but also very insecure about it?
I need something great to wallow in.
>>50234811
Melting in a good way?
>>50235317
The Smiths self titled
i need a really dark dank grimy hip hop album that sounds like the really seedy slimy alleyways of a high tech cybercity. kinda like the money store but more slimey and gross
>>50234890
Earth - Earth 2
captcha: autestv executive
Purging xenos in grimdark galaxy
Album about wallowing around in self pity while your friends all move on with life and the girl you like gets married
>>50235559
Le Bolt Thrower
What's an album that sounds like coming back to Christianity?
>>50235452
MISTA THUG ISOLATION by lil ugly mane
ur welcome
>>50233804
Spacemen 3-perfect perscription
>>50235194
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9weQZt8B3c
Closest thing I can think of.
>>50235574
>>50235585
not high tech cybercity enough dude. i already love the album tho
>>50235567
Casiotone for the painfully alone - Etiquette
specifally bobby malone moves home
>>50235574
Specifically under desperate circumstances.
What's an album that feels like family members making well-intentioned but hurtful comments about your personal life at Thanksgiving dinner?
>>50235773
my whole family thinks i'm gay - bo burnham
>>50235574
to counter this, what are some albums about doubting religion and feeling uncomfortable with god? like a losing faith kinda album
an album that sounds just like the moment when the girl you (still) love most in the world tells you she really loved you at the time when you asked her to be your gf (but she dumped you)
>>50235801
Our Lady Peace - Spiritual Machines
>>50235073
Tortoise- TNT
>>50235801
>>50233804
can someone kindly name me an album about feeling like a lifeless sociopath when you really want to be happy but shit is holding you back and you feel like you have to learn how to be human?
thanks
>>50234882
Blonde On Blonde
-Bob Dylan
>>50235858
>>50235858
Beautiful Freak
-The Eels
>>50234882
Most of Montreal albums
Recommend me an album that sounds like the soundtrack to a brutal terrorist attack by adorable little anime girls.
>>50235950
Melt Banana - Fetch
>>50233660
Any Jimmy Hendrix album.
Album about equal amounts of hate and love towards the love of their life.
>>50235975
>>50235950
Lolishit
>>50235922
electro shock blues would of been a better album to recommend, beautiful freak is still good. But electro shock blues is darker/ more personal
An album where I feel all warm and fuzzy while also feeling melancholic.
>>50235950
I need something to pull myself out of depression. Must induce the desire for mad cackling.
>>50235975
check out paul baribeau. hes a little light on the hate but youll like him
what's an album about romanticizing love?
>>50236028
This is literally it. Look no further.
>>50235994
I know it is. Beautiful Freak id a 7/10 but Electro-shock Blues is a 9/10
That's more for when your a lot of family members are suffering from psychiatric disorders like depression or schizophrenia.
I am an animal preparing for hibernation.
>>50236095
I just realized that the main character is the villain. What music comes to my mind?
An album that sounds like a race car?
>>50236148
Psalm 69 by Ministry.
>>50236095
Emancipator - Soon It Will Be Cold Enough
An album which makes me smile and cry at the same time while I snort gravy granules
>>50236215
Clouds Taste Metallic.
>>50235996
Transatlanticism - Death Cab For Cutie
What's an album that sounds like GOD HIMSELF?
>>50236128
Good one. Made me think.
>>50236246
What's an album that sounds like shit?
An album that sounds like it was the result of Theodor Adorno being forced to write Top 40 pop.
something that sounds like this face
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What's an album that sounds like somebody stabbing themselves repeatedly in a stomach with a kitchen knife while watching happy cartoons?
>>50236301
http://passiflora.bandcamp.com/
>>50233797
Pressurehed - Explaining The Unexplained
>>50236273
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea-Neutral Milk Hotel
>>50235670
not what I was looking for, but I'm enjoying this nonetheless. Thanks
>>50236273
Dark Horse-Nickelback
>>50236128
Disregard Deep Trip. I have a better one.
>>50236311
nice
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An album that sounds like a nostalgic walk in mis autumn through a hilly park with the leaves slowly turning red and yellow, feeling at peace with the universe but also reminiscent of love and your past. Reminiscent, tranquil, nostalgic, natural
>>50236304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0e-Dh8W9K0
Is there an album that sounds like the feeling of having a meaningful relationship with another person?
>>50236273
most avant-garde.
But the brass in Love This Giant is good when I take a shit.
>>50235996
>>50236346
Sparklehorse- It's a beautiful life
>>50236304
Melt-Banana - Fetch
>>50236352
Seriously. ITAOTS is about that "meaningfulness" magnified to the point of transcendence.
>>50236346
Opeth - Damnation
David Sylvian - Secrets of the Beehive.
>>50236352
And then losing it and not knowing what it all meant.
>>50236409
Dad is that you?
>>50236438
shut the fuck up fagit
>>50236438
>but that's dadrock
shut the fuck up
>>50236346
>tfw when I just did this
I also climbed this hill off trail and got a sight of a quarry.
Maybe C418's Minecraft OST.
Honestly when it comes to nostalgia for a season it's best to listen to what you were listening to the in past at that period.
For example Viva la Vida by Coldplay is a great album for autumn since I started at that time.
>>50236459
>>50236468
you just got fooled by a tricky troll!
>>50236438
Don't you have an Iggy Azalea album to listen to ironically?
Songs about travelling through space.
>>50236478
shut the fuck up fagit
>>50236471
Thats a beautiful place. Thanks man
>>50236478
>but that's trolling
shut the fuck up
>>50233804
Germs - GI
>>50235452
dälek - Untitled
This is some next level shit.
>>50236535
There are no albums for being this much of a faggot man.
Why would you have any bad feels after that?
>>50236521
Not even sounds like. It's most likely true.
>>50233804
White Light/White Heat
>>50235452
Boy In Da Corner maybe
>>50236567
WL/WH, while GOAT, is actually an amphetamines album. TVU&N was the heroin one.
I'd like an album that will make me feel like this image.
>>50236555
I didn't say anything about personal experiences anon.
>>50236496
quarry was the best part, the hill I had to get on was so steep I had to use my hands. I almost shat my pants and fell off when a group of birds at the top flew away from shock. Getting down I had to sit down and slide through the plants and rocks.
I just felt like Bear Grylls that day.
I encourage going off trail, just wear long pants. Thorns everywhere.
I should go on /out/ more
>>50236459
>>50236468
>>50236479
no I only listen to The Money Store and Kid A on repeat, the Beach Boys were just the beatles in California, they never did anything original
an album that makes me wanna pick up a bass and learn to play
>>50236338
>>50236249
This is also pretty fitting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MC3pcbtOK8
What's an album that sounds like someone awake at 4:00AM, staring into the distance of the rising sun on their front porch?
>>50236609
Stop shitposting, autist. There are more productive ways to spend your time.
>>50236584
ehh i dunno I mean I know TVU&N has the actual song about heroin on it, but it's also got some stuff that I think is just too pretty sounding (Sunday Morning, Femme Fatale, I'll Be Your Mirror) for the whole album to be considered good for heroin. On the other hand, WL/WH has this grimy, muddy, gross kind of production and style of songwriting throughout that I think works a lot better with the theme.
im not really into drugs tho so I can't say with any certainty what's what
>>50236595
>>50236631
I'm not shitposting these are my actual feelings, you're the autist faggot here for not accepting the opinions of others
What's an album that sounds like it's something for someone born in the wrong generation like my self
>>50236595
>>50236612
Primus - Sailing The Seas of Cheese
Faith No More - The Real Thing
Death From Above 1979 - You're a Woman, I'm A Machine
Lightning Bolt - Wonderful Rainbow
NoMeansNo - Wrong
Violent Femmes - s/t or Hallowed Ground
>>50236595
The Cure - Disintegration
>>50236480
Brian Eno - Before and After Science
>>50236304
The Residents - Commerical Album
>>50236681
the beatles - 1
>>50236629
Kid A
>>50236629
Vashti Bunyan - Just Another Diamond Day
An album that sounds like Crunkcore if Crunkcore was invented by educated, intelligent people who were good at making music.
>>50236480
"Traced In Air" by Cynic
>>50236629
"Insides" by Jon Hopkins
>>50236346
Nujabes - Spiritual State
>>50236742
The Money Store?
>>50236742
not possible sorry
>>50236629
The Microphones - The Glow Part 2. Telling you cause I've done it. My Warm Blood is pretty impressive once the sun is up and you wonder why you're awake.
>>50236612
Atheist - Unquestionable Presence.
Gordian Knot - Emergent
What's an album that sounds like a robot falling in and out of love?
>>50234838
seconding
>An album that sounds like drowning (that isn't Flood)
>An album that sounds like rock music from the future
>A dance mix that covers a multitude of different genres
>Experimental hip hop that qts would like
>>50236779
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots maybe i dunno
>>50236779
OK Computer.
Any Kraftwerk.
>>50236779
like this?
Album about trying to fit in and feeling alienated as a result
What are some other late night blizzard albums.
Already have STGSTV obvs
>>50236822
Bomb The Music Industry! have some shit kinda like this
I dunno try Goodbye Cool World or something
>>50236786
>An album that sounds like drowning (that isn't Flood)
>tfw I'm working on a song that sounds like this
Russian Circles - Memorial
>An album that sounds like rock music from the future
Any Cynic.
>A dance mix that covers a multitude of different genres
Surgeon - This is For You Shits
>Experimental hip hop that qts would like
Aesop Rock - Skelethon
>>50236779
>>50236856
would you really consider Aesop Rock experimental hip hop tho
>>50236786
>Rock music from the future
Ratatat - LP3
>>50236827
Nine Horses - Snow Borne Sorrow
Porcupine Tree - Fear of a Blank Planet
>>50236897
It's definitely not conventional hip hop.
>>50235452
The Infamous?
might be more gritty than slimy though
an ambient album that also has a lot of melody
>>50236955
yeah but you wouldn't call De La Soul "experimental hip-hop" would you
>>50236985
N-no. Sorry.
>>50236779
This shit right here embodies this.
An album that feels like you're being hunted by redneck cannibals in a snowy forest.
An album about love by someone who is too cerebral to have it go smoothly.
>>50236978
C418 - Minecraft
Campfire Headphase - BoC
I know what you mean, like I hated Eno's Lux because it was so detached. But I still love based Eno, and got a lot more to listen by him.
Scumming to an addiction
Falling in love with someone who doesnt return it
if theres an album that does both great~
I'm fighting giant alien insects and evil robots in an attempt to save this planet, running short of ammo and all my friends and comrades are dead. All I feel is wrath and vengeance.
Hard mode: No metal
A really dramatic change of events, brought on by a choice one makes. Subtle at first, but with crescendo and powerful melody, orchestral, lots of instruments (like GY!BE).
>>50237101
Hospice.
After becoming immortal, I fall into a bottomless pit and will never be saved.
I want a psychedelic rock album with lots of screaming and shouting with nice choruses.
>>50237155
>>50237155
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7haNdOnk-Y
Sunn 0))) seems appropriate here
>>50235996
Red House Painters - Rollercoaster
and
Joni Mitchell - Blue
>>50237099
A little less so on the addiction part. More like realizing you've hit rock-bottom but not quite being ready to pick up the pieces yet.
>>50236786
qts dig Madvillainy
An album that feels like being completey disillusioned with your own feelings.
>>50234123
LCD Soundsystem's discog
>>50237260
an album with more riffs than you can handle
>>50236872
>>50237029
Nice, these should do it.
>>50236809
I think this is more of a robot falling out of love, then going out with its friends for the night to forget about it. At the end of the night, they encounter aliens. In the seventies.
Pretty close, though. I fucking love Daft Punk.
>>50237308
Being completely unoriginal here.
>>50234722
the books - thought for food
>>50235045
basinski - disintegration loops
What is this bear listening to?
>>50235045
Coil - The Remote Viewer
>>50237358
riff city usa over here
>>50237306
Thanks anon, I'm liking this.
>>50237405
Im pretty damn sure thats a sloth.
>>50237495
Shit. I knew its paws looked weird.
Watching the bio-luminscent creatures drift pass you in a very deep point in the ocean.
>>50237589
These two tracks off of this album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUOO6Vz8Qtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgK2Q0Mca1g
A colorful album like Discovery but different
>>50237589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM6BRh7UQXo
An album about the little things in love that'll make me feel >tfw no gif
>>50235574
A little late but this seems perfect.
>>50237589
björk - biophilia
I want to dance and feel sad after dancing
What's the most self destructive sounding album of all time?
Something that I can listen while laying on my bed and rembering my girlfriend who lives far away.
I may be eating muffins, if it's Sunday of course.
>>50237949
Belle and Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister
>remembering my girlfriend who lives far away
Sure, anon. Sure.
Here you go.
>>50237892
Probably anything by Xiu Xiu
>>50235194
on avery island
Having a young, schizophrenic, family member be thrown into juvenile detention because he stole guns and was trying to sell them for weed
>>50238010
I want an album like this but from the point of view of the schizo
>>50234170
Iron Chic - Bogus Journey
>>50236346
pink moon
>>50237992
Not bad at all, thanks anon.
>>50235812
The Menzingers - On The Impossible Past
>>50236028
Banner Pilot - Heart Beats Pacific