Let's do it.
Step 1: We write the lyrics
Step 2: We make the beats
Step 3: We make the rapping
Step 4: We make the production
Shaving my beard to look smooth
Tryin to hide the smell of booze
>>49457154
I see myself I'ma God's gift
look so hot like Taylor Swift
Imma clown you like Ronald McDonald
Imma say hey Nigga
wanna play a game Nigga?
Try to count my bitches Nigga
Nigga's gonna count for days Nigga
>>49457112
Get on my Ferrari I'll drive you to buy some clothes
Gucci, Fendi, Valentino, Armani, only the best for my hoes
I'll take you on a ride to Boston
after I slam dank your ass like John Stockton
Twerk it Twerk it Twerk it Twerk it Gurl
Shake dat ass
Move dem hips
Who smoked all of my weed nigga?
I often do shrooms and trees nigga.
I need to get some good lean nigga.
Fuck'd your bitch, gave her the D nigga.
>>49457801
i'll start countin' from zero to ten
and then you'll give me my weed man
You can be my Bitch and I'll be your King
I will rub your feet and you can suck my dick
bump
we can do it /mu/
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, i'm 200% nigga
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIIIGGA, I'M 400% nigga.
OH SHIT IM BREATHING IT
MUSTARD GAS
*spoken word part*
welcome to hell my nigga
crack, cocaine, cheap sex, fast cars what do you wanna get?
you can have it nigga
but you gotta pay the price...
*rap continues*
can you handle your white guilt?
shit man bring me somethin' to eat
from the depths of white suburbia comes the illest MC
kanye west ain't shit yeah they gonna remember me
macklemore army 666 gay rights swag
i'm her daddy smoke a pipe, methamphetamine bag
>tfw OP is just using this thread for lyrics because he can't write his own and you are all falling for it
>>49458813
OP here, I guarantee you I would never do that. I just enjoy seeing /mu/ collaborating and making beautiful things as a group
>>49458813
DEVILISH TACTICS
D T
E A
V C
I T A C T I C S
L I
I C
S S
H
Scaruffi is mah friend
Fantano is mah biatch
Pitchfork is mah stage
and the world sucks mah dick
Probably my favorite Animal Collective song of all times. I dont know what everyone else thinks, but i figured I would share what I think because it is probably why I like the song so much. I think the lyrics are talking about growing up and being in your teen years. Connect it how you want if you want.
This ain't sweet blue lagoon shit
this more like baboon ass shit
sweet dreams are made of ME
I come back like, I AM OG!
>>49457112
Thought that was Petri Nygård for a sec
i'z b fuk yo hoe
itty bit go all out freekshow
left her shiverin like snow
my hear fo sho ice cold
>>49458931
Finland's gift for the world.
i wanna fuck u hard in the sink nigga
molly wop ur clit backwordz thats mah trigga
Swaggin like the w is for wumbo
eye eye nigga lil b wuts ur numbo
like collab wit me already
nigga im high as fuck
fuck madlib im high as fuck
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dope track homie
u catch me in the crates
dug so far lost me mates
need help getting out
but wuts my gps coordinates
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>>49459069
yall motherfuckers cant rap
aint even worth half a dickslap
I'm more black than you
I'm more rich than you
I got more bitches than you
WATCHAGONNADO?
Let me ask you something
Do you suck dick?
Do you like feelin' it?
Do you wish to suck on dat dick?
Do you wanna fuck that chick on the sink?
I lie
I cheat
I steal
You can't stop me
Cause you suck man
c'mon guys we need some beats and some rappers
let's make some noise boyz
bump for interest
>>49459488
c'mon let's make this masterpiece
The reason any real rappers and beatmakers aren't posting in this thread is because they'd rather make something good instead of having 30 other idiots cluttering up their shit
if you're down with cloudrap, i can drop a beat or two.
I got a million swags
you just got rags
dont fuck with bitch
or Ill make you my bitch
>>49460141
>2014
>not having fun
what is wrong with you
>>49460596
bring that cloudrap dawg
>>49460708
check out that bitch
she's mah bitch
see this other bitch?
already fucked this bitch
man you need a bitch?
you can have my other bitch
my penis is a rocket
can't fit into your pocket
http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/3966223/file.html
heres an exclusive beat i just made for you faggots
>>49460833
somebody start rapping on this
once it's finished let's send it to fantano for a review
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qCUAOdJzbF
>>49460940
shit is good
>>49460833
vaporvare beat
>>49460940
mf doom ish beat
someone bring some rap now
this could be the biggest memerap hit easily
where my niggaz at?
Tip my fedora, I truly feel enlightened
In the Lost World, My life penned my Mike Crichton
The only creten teachin' the reapin of lying and cheatin', keep the beat repeatin
As i deliver these subjects fast like spanish spoke by puerto ricans,
Brainwaves peakin, when im stoned and sleepin, cause i keep on dreamin', when i bake and awake only blunts are steaming, my netflix kicks and the movies are streaming.
I'm a broke joke, postin anonymous, preposterous, fighting like our postures need to adjust, knuckles draggin in the dust.
>>49461295
record it son
come on bros
would gladly rap but i havent got a mic
no mcs here?
>>49462237
record with your cellphone
I look at every growing kid
I hate myself for what I did
Gave six different babies to six different mothers
If I can't control myself I'll give rise to another
I SMOKE THE BEAST I SMOKE
I AM THE PRAY AND VISTA OLAY
FUCK SHIT, FUCK IT, EVERYBODY SNUCK IN
MUNICIPAL ZOO, SMILIN BACK AT YOU
SUCK MY DICK, FIVE NINE NUTS TEN ELEVEN YOURS
BUY ME A GALLON MILK VISA CRACK COCAINE COLD DEATH SCENECHILD RACKET
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
stop
now make that motherfucker hammertime
whoaoaoaoaoaoaoao
go stupid
go stupid
wobbledebebebewobblewobble
stacking my paper
my wallet look like a bible
>>49462338
which bars which attitude
>>49462575
No bars
Swag attitude, sometimes angry
Boy want girls
girls want girls
girls want boys
boys want boys
A delirium of sex without feelings, performances like "do you last long or short?",
fire lit/unlit lit/unlit lit/unlit at will. I stay in my corner, don't talk to me: I don't want to have a dialogue, I'm a kid!
To you the solution to the men/women homo/etero conflict: attract, repulse, concede yourselves to your Freud.
I don't exist in all this. I keep silence, look at the void and thank AIDS. Pussy sucks.
>>49462733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0djQf9SFGZ9
my first time be easy on me sempaii
>>49462847
Man you good
>>49462847
pls be my qt bf and sing me to sleep everyday :(
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>>49463317
thanks got to go to the post and then ill do some more
>>49463353
im going to interpret this as 'yes'
some shitty lines:
im anon with anon hanging out on mu
anon gots the voice to make shit good
fuck these lines, fuck this noise
i just want anon to be my boy
writing shit like its 2-k-10
im just here cuz i got no friends
making my chart, actin like its art
hopin i can steal this anons heart
(insert some jazzy vapor sounds here)
>>49463353
You should rap alla verses ITT
>>49463550
on it just got back
>>49463550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tcoUaOD40D
>>49461295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AjOFpRucC4
Here goes nothing!
Michael jackson
a couple dollars
you feel me
holla
(x6)
