You are at a record store, this guy slaps your qt hipster GF's ass and gives your favorite album a 6/10
What do?
PENA
HER LITLE HEAD CLINKING
LIKE A BARREL OF RED VELVET BALLS
FULL PAST NOISE
TREATS FILLED HER EYES
TURNING THEM YELLOW LIKE ENAMEL COATED TACKS
SOFT LIKE BUTTER HARD NOT TO POUR
OUT ENJOYING THE SUN WHILE SITTING ON A TURNED ON WAFFLE IRON
SMOKE BILLOWING UP FROM BETWEEN HER LEGS
MADE ME VOMIT BEAUTIFULLY
AND CRUSH A CHANDELIER
FALL ON MY STOMACH ‘N VIEW HER
FROM A THOUSAND HAPPENED FACETS
LIQUID RED SALT RAN OVER CRYSTALS
I LATER BAND-AIDED THE AREA
SIGHED
OH WELL IT WAS WORTH IT
PENA PLEASED BUT SORE FROM SITTING
CHOOSE TO STUB HER TOE
‘N VIEW THE WHITE PULPS HORRIBLY LARGE IN THEIR RED POCKETS
“I’M TIRED OF PLAYING BABY,” SHE EXPLAINED
‘N OUT OF UH BLUE FELT BOX LET ESCAPE
ONE YELLOW BUTTERFLY THE SAME SIZE
ITS DROPPING WERE TINY GREEN PHOSPHOROUS WORMS
THAT MOVED IN TUCK ‘N ROLLS THAT CLACKED
‘N WHISPERED IN THEIR CONFINEMENT
THREE LITTLE BURNT SCOTCH TAPED WINDOWS
SEVERAL YARDS AWAY
MOUTHS OPEN TO TONGUES THAT VIBRATED
‘N LOST SALIVA
PENA EXCLAIMED, “THAT’S THE RASPBERRIES.”
the fact that he gave my fave album a 6 makes me feel good and i forget about he slapping my qt hipster GF's ass, 2bh
>>60865700
He wouldn't do it because my gf isn't a 13 year old
Considering I'm used to /mu/ rating any good music 2/10 I'd say he's a pretty cool guy so I forgive him for the assplay.
>>60865700
>>60865734
where is the source of the scaruffi pedo meme?
>>60865793
look up
>>60865793
Not a meme, he actually said that
>>60865780
Based? Piero isn't a crackhead you fucking moptop
>>60865780
Well... he's technically correct.
Doesn't mean morally, though.
>>60865780
>Christian morality is the reason for 20th century secular age of consent laws
I love scaruffi but he has a really poor grasp of history and politics.
Reminds me how he called that black satanist kid who shot up an oregon college a "deranged christian"
