Poorly describe a band's discography.
>yeah rock yeah
>k guys we gots to get the emotion
>oh man you guys really emotional
>bleep bloop
>bleep piano bloop
>idk i didnt listen to it but its cool i guess
>braawh drum fill yeah this is cool
>bleep bleep drum fill
>>60656658
radiohead
>wind flutes
>fuck, uh, i guess take this shit?
>FUCK y'all hated that um heres me being sad lol
>damn jesus lol
>its like the other one i guess
>i mean its like the 2nd one but not shit
>its not even that good
>bleep bloop
>fast bleep bloop, senpai
>drone
>experimental jazz lol
>never realised this existed
>more bleep bloop
>go bloop
>do you know about bleep bloop?
>atmospheric bloops
>jazzy bleeps
>nothing but a man playing bass guitar solo
>please ignore this
>rave bleeps
>bleepity bloopity boo
>Lol lads let's copy the bends and make it really sad
>woah that went well add some piano
>holy shit that went even better, shit WOOPS lets make it a tad bit more popist with organs and shit
>baroque Pop time! Strings and shoegaze.
>Muh poppy concept album about waterfalls and love
>TFW no gf sad downtempo bleep bloops
>just fuck my shit up family
>mom pants
Hnnnnnggggg
>>60656825
merzbow
>>60656825
Chris Martin and the Muses
>>60656837
the shaggs
>>60656812
Squarekusher
>>60656825
coldplay
>>60656812
squarepusher
>hehe funny POOP XDDD synthpoOP
>toot toot goes the horns BUTT STUFFS
>where is the screaming gay man?!?!?
>samplers are cool RIGHT?!?!?!
>o dis is calm now cool
>why am i listening to a vegetable commercial FUCK YOU GRANDMA YOUR CASSEROLE IS TERRIBLE
>bwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm so trippyyyyy
>lel the gay man is GAYY
>lmao is this an album or a fuckin funeral procession :okhand: :okhand:
>>60656658
thATS the tellyfaces
>on the road
>in the city
>in space
>in the sky
>in the water
>with a turtle
>trumpets
>>60656825
>>60656998
You guys are fucking retarded. Look at every post other that yours. Do you see anyone else spurting memes every five words like you fuckheads are? Fucking tripfags I swear to god. Reading your shit made me cringe harder than I have in weeks.
>decent first four albums
>horrible after that
>/mu/ retards like the later albums for some reason
>no one ever talks about the first four albums
> medieval times
>incoherent bloops
> lol I'm from here
> like the last one but minimal
> I'm not from here but it's cool I guess
> symphony
> coherent bloops
> I want to fucking kill myself
>>60657124
AnCo?
>>60657089
Dont complain, just do this, like everyone
>>60657089
Holy shit chill out bud
>>60656658
>I will never surpass this album
>I really, really, really like Brian Eno
>shit album
>REALLY FAST BLEEP BLOOPS with goofry sense of humor and quirkyness
>well since I'm about to retire for no reason here is an extremely confusing album with even faster blops
>I'm old
>we're nostalgic and want to hurt people
>now we just want to hurt people
>okay now we're done hurting people but we're really boring
>now we have pop sensibilities
>and now we're synth pop out of fucking no where. what now, motherfuckers?
>whee layers the more the better just stack those fuckers up and see what happens
>we don't even know what we're doing anymore
>>60656658
>haha the baby
>we will bring an incredible new approach to post rock on just this album
>crescendcore but still good
>GUESS WHAT we're going to be a total caricature of ourselves from now on and appeal to 12 year old girls
>pussy indie shit
>pussy ambient shit
>quasi-industrial shit
>>60656658
>Jew and his Nazi lover singing about heroin
>Jew singing about meth and his dick
>Jew singing about love
>Jew finally caves to his desire for money but it doesn't sell anyway
>wtf is this
>static and screeches
repeat this 281 times or so
>>60657718
The Bow of Merz
>>60657661
Velvet Underground
>>60657148
haha nice try buddy
>>60657803
yes
>I want to kill myself my man
>I'm about to kill myself my man
>>kills self
>>60657926
Nirvana
album about veterans
album about bank
album about the internet
album about crime
album about fashion
album about ego death
album about ego rebirth
>hahaaaaa
>same basic premise repeated over 900 times, often with reused songs
>>60657926
2ez, Joy Division
>>60657124
talking heads
>>60657394
sigur ros
>>60657013
Modest mouse. If im tight, clever with the turtle
>>60658755
did you even try counting
>>60658701
death grips
>>60658785
shit i thought remain in light was 5th
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
>Slightly less shit
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE ACID LMAO
>Hippie Shit
>Hippie Shit 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Double album full of tons of filler
>Greatest album ever made
>Back to shit
>>60658802
correct
This one may be hard for the average /mu/tant
>Albums 1-5 are super minimal, cold, and machinelike
>Albums 6-8 are super funky machine music
>albums 9-11 are sleazy acid
>albums 12-14 are dense ambient music
>>60658805
the beatles
>>60658805
311?
>>60658805
beatles?
>quality garage rock, hints of protopunk
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>2nd best after last one, less hardcore but still quality
>30 years pass
>trash
>worse
>>60658831
>>60658864
Yes
>>60658842
Double yes.
Okay let's try a less obvious one:
>Terrible lofi blues rock
>Terrible lofi blues rock
>Terrible lofi blues rock
>Terrible lofi blues rock
>Terrible blues rock
>Terrible blues rock
>Terrible blues rock
>Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing?
>silly fake synth pop
>sadgoth
>the best industrial album ever
>crazy and loud
>perfected crazy and loud
>crap
>crap
>crap
>six albums about george bush
>more crap
>>60658947
NIN
>>60658941
black keys?
>>60658957
No to NiN
>>60658713
this rap game money is so wild
>>60657066
neutral milk hotel
>shit
>>60659025
sex pistols
>>60658947
Ministry
>>60658675
No
>>60658723
>>60658776
Correct
>SADNESS LMAO
>I'm not sad anymore but that's all I know so here's a smooth jazz album with lyrics and song titles that mean absolutely nothing
breaks up band
>this is exactly the same as the last album but since I'm a hipster I did it with my other unknown band to avoid any chance of commercial success
>>60659041
You are correct sir
>>60659040
no but that works
>lofi bedroom rock
>filler cover album
>better lofi bedroom rock
>more filler covers
>oh shit i have a band now, dude sadness lmao
>better produced sadness feat. synths
>the ocean
>sadjazz
>>60658947
>doesn't like twitch
you absolute piece of shit
>>60658957
Yes to the Black Keys.
Goddamn, let's try this again:
>Rock album that no one's heard
>Prog
>Prog album that no one's heard
>Prog
>Prog
>Prog
>9/10
>10/10
>Synths
>Synths
>Synths
>Synths
>Synths
>Shit
>WTF Rap?
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
>>60659091
I love Twitch. It's my second favorite album by them. But it is very sad, and it was when they dressed all goth. That's cool, because so do I
>autism
>autism 2
>autism 3
>autism 4
>autism 5
>autism 6
>autism 7
>autism 8
>autism 9
>autism 10
>autism 11
>autism 12
>autism 13
>autism 14
>autism 15 (professionally recorded edition)
>autism 16
>autism 17
>autism 18
>autism 19
>autism 20
>autism 21
>autism 22
>autism 23
>autism 24
>autism 25
>autism 26
>>60659129
daniel johnston
>>60656753
sufjan?
>>60658805
>>60658941
>early Beatles
>shit
good meme family
>>60657124
what is this?
>>60657236
richard
>>60657124
just gonna have a hesitant stab at this
pantera?
>>60658877
stooges
>>60659113
Rush?
>dangerously nu metal
>sleep paralysis, magnum opus
>let's go a bit more pop
>hitting our stride with this album
>just fuck my shit up
>>60657236
John Cale
>>60657135
Suffy stevoo
>eh ill just take a few babby hits off the vap pen
>ONE LONG PULL OFF A BONG SO TALL YOU NEED TO GET ON A LADDER TO USE
>>60659623
disturbed
>>60659654
Impartial Dairy Lodge
>>60656753
>Enjoy your Rabbit
>Bad
When will plebeians leave /mu/?
>>60659666
Nope, nice digits tho
>yay weird dance party post punk
>Musique concrète with chants
>drums
>post punk
>more post punk
>lets be early 2000's radiohead!
>lets be Justice!
>my friend and i, we like cigarettes and social justice, so here's a shitty album
>people really get on our nerves. god sux, here's a darn good album
>we're real sad now. relationships suck, here's a better album
>changing up our sound, back to social justice and god hating. still a good album though
>hey guys we have a band now and we did nothing but listen to NMH for the past three years and we made a real generic shitty album
>>60659829
AJJ
>if i don't succeed i'm just gonna fuckin kill myself
>i succeeded, let's party
>>60659623
Godflesh
>>60659877
dan Brown
>Shhhhhh. Do you want to hear a secret? I know one, it's that this is their best album
>only plebs will hate this album
>wtf
>DUDE LETS DO ACID INNAWOODS!
>like 2 but more accessible (barely)
>lets do acid in the woods again, but make it better this time
>hey guys I just discovered reeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbb
>let's make Pop music but shout a lot
>JUST ARPEGIO MY SHIT UP
>burrito
>i'm edgy as fuck, i'mma rap about rape
>shit that was fucked up. i hate rapping
>i love rapping but i hate everything else
>>60659891
>>60659843
correct
>>60659894
you really nailed the 'poor' descriptions. newer AnCo + Sung Tongs is best desu
good thing there is no bad AnCo tho so you can have your opinions
>>60659927
I actually agree with you on there being no bad anco, I just like to do the stupidest deprecatingest descriptions possible
But you're wrong about new>old tbf famiglia
>>60659815
Liars
>idk how to sing but here we go
>i'm sad about a guy but man i love convoluted stories
>let's take that last album and make it three times as long
>dude... time?? like what the fuck dude.
>Shitty alt-country
>Actually good alt-country
>Post punk revival / indie rock
>Like that but sadder and with strings
>Like that but overproduced
>Like that but full of filler
>>60659894
danco
>>60659897
tyler? actually maybe earl
>>60659942
well, I'm one of the like 100 people with CHz as my favorite AnCo album so I probably am wrong. but again no bad anco
>>60659969
The National
>>60659088
no takers?
>>60659088
>>60659998
ween?
> Bad lo-fi fake punk shit
> Still vaguely punky but we discovered a studio
> White boy soul
> Hey this studio thing is fun let's fuck around with track panning and have only 2 instruments going at any one time
> Ok let's make actual songs this time
> Ok let's make poppier songs this time
> Nah fuck that
> Ok never mind back to poppy
>>60660013
wrong-o
>>60659897
The provider of the backdrop music for the crack rock user and the mascot?
>Party Cock Rock
>Party Cock Rock
>Party Cock Rock
>Party Cock Rock
>Ballads
>DUDE METAL LOL
>Cock Rock With Ballads
>Cock Rock With Ballads
>Grammy Award
>Cock with no really good rock or ballads
>the cult one
>fuck you cultist
>i heard it's shit
>let's get FUCKED UP
>hey you, get that shit in here
>thick ass
>also shit (theme established!)
>BRUH
>sorry cultist
>real talk though
>REALLLLL TAAAAAAAAAAALK
>wow i am shit
>wow so am i
>ends the band
>yo, on that single we had, we spoke some real shit
>>60659949
Correct
>Fallout: Vancouver
>FUCK THA POLICE
>Bush did 9/11
>Fallout: Vancouver 2
>we're back and not too bad
>nah fuck it we suck lmao
>>60660069
swollen members?
>>60660069
The Coup?
>>60660069
GY!BE?
>>60660288
Yep
>>60656998
Coil?
