Times you were handed the aux cord/given control of the music at a social setting, and the results.
This thread again
>12th grade, the end of school is coming
>massive house party at anon's
>don't want to but decide to go because i don't want to be a left out fuck, who never participated in any after-school-friday party of any kind
>shit music,shit people
>i put my earbuds in to fade out from reality
>Hella
>muh 11/8's and 13/8's
>muh math rocks
>minutes later some half drunk qt appears out of nowhere and starts talking to me
>"hey,anon, what are you listening to?"
>"erm...it's math-rock"
>"math-rock? that sounds interesting! i want to listen to it!"
>she quickly takes my phone,rips my earbuds, puts this massive diy speaker wire into my phone jack
>"n-no"
>shitwhatsgonnahappen.mp4
>Hella blasting the fuck out
>Zach Hill semen all over the floor
>people stop dancing,start looking at me
>some dudebro starts yelling
>"yo anon,what's this shit yo"
>"m-math rock"
>people start laughing
>one guy even yells "you fucking nerd,listen to some real music"
>people start to laugh even harder
>i get all embarrassed and somehow i decide that best thing to do now would be to gtfo from the party
>i run out
>i can still hear laughing echoes from the house
>i keep running like in those shitty indie movies
>get home and while still half crying think to myself
>"i left my phone"
>"i left my dignity"
>"i left my math-rock"
shit sucks
>>66264998
>Friend driving with his dog in his lap
>He passes me the aux
>"Put something on"
>Put on Take a Load Off Your Feet
>We sing along
>Good times
I put on Common and apparently I have shit taste in music. It was something from Like Water for chocolate, I think it was The Questions. This is from the guy that would ride Drake's dick till the sun goes down and called anything I played from Lil Uzi trash until the tape got popular and he started singing it. I honestly do not understand that man.
>>66265223
Ya both the cuck duo.
>at party for like second time in my gay life
>feeling confident, happy
>everyone except for a couple of people are out back smoking and doing that kind of shit idfk
>been L O W K E Y pissed about the shit EDM that has been playing for like three hours
>grab the auxiliary cable, connect to my phone searching for some dank tunes
>decide that everyone and myself would get a good laugh out of some extreme muzik
>Burzum - War
>Crank up the volume so that everyone outside can hear it
>Press play and hide under table with a table cloth so that no one will see me
>THIS IS, HUH, WOW
>ARHHHA ARHHHHH ARHHHHHH AHRHAH ARHHR AHH
>People come back in to change the music
>"What is this shit? Who changed the song?"
>Some inebriated girls claiming that the song scared them
>realize my alpha plan was autistic as fuck
>stay under the table for 10 more minutes
>finally run out the door when i think no one is looking
stop making these threads
>>66265528
Have you ever thought there may be a reason you don't get invited to parties?
>>66265612
People are intimidated by my good looks and patrician music taste.
>>66265638
And your wicked sense of humour
>>66265528
yo i was there, we all saw you under the table btw
>>66265712
Same, what a loser
It goes well cause I have a good playlist on my phone full of good summer jams like old school rap and just overall good normie stuff
>>66265171
This didn't happen
If it did... I'm sorry for you m8.
well i own the aux cord so
>I play I will by Danny Brown
>Friend's gf immediately dumps him and gets eaten out by a black homeless guy not an hour later
Feels bad
>>66264998
please stop the "everyone thinks my music is sooo weird xD"-meme
>>66265793
it was MC Ride
>>66265847
Normies do tho
>>66265847
>>66265608
>>66265036
I think they're fun
>>66265906
By "normies", do you mean any neurotypical person or just tasteless human trash?
>>66266014
tasteless human trash, like in anons story
>>66266014
i think anon means tasteless human trash
which comprises basically 95% of party public
>>66266144
But... What would any sane person be doing in a situation with "normies" and aux cords? Don't you guys hang around people you share interests with? People you actually like?
>>66266204
Normies are everywhere,there are people that I like who are normies, we just don't talk about music cause I insult their>>66266184
shit taste
>>66264998
>from the south
>country was popular at my school
>friend really likes zach brown band, luke bryan, etc.
>ask him if he likes hank williams sr.
>doesnt know who that is
>play some songs for him
>he hates it and starts laughing
>>66265753
not really fitting but
>picked my brother up from jail
>had operation: doomsday on cd playing
>chat abit
>he starts smashing the skip
>had to tell him it's not a mix
>"oh"
>threw on the radio
>at a bowling alley with friends
>find an Internet jukebox in the back
>pay 1 dollar to play Sister Ray in its entirety
>no one else at the place besides me, my friends, and the owner
>8 minutes into Sister Ray
>people start showing up
>place is packed
>everybody hearing "SUCKIN ON MA DING DONG"
>song ends
>go back and play James Brown's Sex Machine for 20 minutes
>black guy sees me and calls me a real nigga
chillin n smoking weed with punk friends
>friend gives me aux
>I cant decide what to play
>didn't have punk at the time
>she grabs my phone and says lemme pick one
>scrolls through all my music
>opens tvu&n because "i like the banana"
>plays sunday morning, goes ok
>im waiting for the man, kind of uncomfortable
>people sit around awkwardly
>i take my phone back halfway through
>don't remember what i said next
>really awkward and anticlimactic
>>66266854
>"punk" friends
>don't get VU
wait lemme guess
you guys run around town in leather jackets and flashy coloured spike-like hairstyles yelling muh anarchy
right, so punk
>>66266854
You are lucky you got your phone back from those punks.
>>66265171
>not getting drunk with a close group of friends
>>66266972
No they walk around naked with shit rubbed on their faces whilst doing smack, pretty punk
>>66266604
haha are you autistic?
>>66266844
>at pizza place
>pay $20 to have Balla Baby blaring for about an hour straight
I always put really ghetto tracks on when people pass me the cable
I like to catch people off guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv6eefWrhDk
girls are actually pretty receptive to it
>playing music with friends
>friends go play game
>i am left with speaker
>put on Suicide s/t
>"OMG TURN IT OFF ITS LITERALLY JUST NOISE WITH WIERD SEX NOISES"
>dont be friends with them anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stT4VAnVfY4
every time
>>66264998
>Car packed with 5 people, all high as fuck on multiple drugs
>My turn on the Aux
>Put on Chief Keef on shuffle
>The one Keef hater in the car turns up even more then the rest of us
>Next day he hits me up asking which of his mixtapes he should download
>>66264998
>with two entry-level metalhead friends
>look for my metal directory
>i put on moonsorrow
>they like it
>i put on emperor
>one likes it
>later put whom the moon a nightsong sings when the ambiance got more chill
>they like it
good times
>>66267367
best project of 2013 coming through
>>66264998
>plugged AUX cord into ipod classic
>enjoyed song
My car I play whatever I want. My playlist is a complete mixed bag. Only my friends who only listen to nigger music complain once in a while
>tell mom to give me the aux chord
>put on new Markiplier Vocaloid song Xd
>mom doesn't like
>unplug aux cabel
>slap mom across hands and face with auxchord
Not exactly aux related but a story nonetheless.
>at a party
>having a pretty good time out the back with a small group of people i've never met
>talking about music and shit, having a pretty good time
>Yeezus comes up in conversation
>dont really remember what i said but it was negative about Yeezy
>others feel kind of the same or at least thought the then new South Park that parodied Bound 2 was funny, others did like Yeezy but are cool about it
>someone plays the South Park version and we're all having a good laugh
>then one girl just gets up and goes inside
>host comes back out and comes up to us and says to me "what the fuck did you say to her?"
>"what? nothing, we're just talking about music. why?"
>apparently she's a big Yeezy fan and couldn't handle hearing anything negative about him
>as soon as she went inside she told the host we were all immature assholes and i was the worst person she'd ever met
>she even left the party immediately because she didn't want to be around any of the people talking poorly of Yeezy
And that's my lone experience with Kanye West fans.
>>66265850
I laughed way too hard at this.
not an aux story, but one day while goofin around in class some classmate took my phone, put the music player into random mode and Aphex's Ventolin started playing
got me embarrased and it took a while for me to pause it
hopefully this was too long ago, so nobody remembers
>>66269399
Fuck, that's something I'd expect from someone on here.
We're almost always drunk or high so it usually doesn't matter. Get neutral to positive reactions with the occasional negative reaction but it's hard to predict what kind of music that will be to. "Extreme" music is usually taken pretty well. Played some Simon and Garfunkel one time and that didn't go over too well for some reason. Try to avoid artists I like that are too gay but I'm probably being paranoid because my friends put on the gayest fucking shit in the world sometimes.
>>66269511
I really hated the days before music playing devices paused automatically when headphones were unplugged. Worst was when I was listening to X in high school and I dropped my MP3 player and the first thing that blares is "SHE STARTED TO HATE EVERY NIGGER AND JEW!"
>>66264998
Put on some Bon Iver when a couple of buddies and I were camping, and got called a huge faggot. My one friend consistently told me Bon Iver was shit for at least a year because it was edgy hipster shit. I went away to school for 2 years, came back, and now that same friend listens to Bon Iver ALL the time. I asked him why he is listening to them, and he said they are really good. I called him a huge faggot.
